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@Cortanis001
@Cortanis001 10 месяцев назад
The most unrealistic part about this is that the boarding party didn't start tea bagging him as soon as he was down.
@galbert117
@galbert117 10 месяцев назад
Totally broke my immersion. Utterly unwatchable/unreadable. 😢
@punkabooiscool1111
@punkabooiscool1111 10 месяцев назад
​@@galbert117sadly 😭
@TheGrinningViking
@TheGrinningViking 10 месяцев назад
It ended with his vision going black, so it certainly did happen.
@johnnymellon7414
@johnnymellon7414 10 месяцев назад
Someone should tag that author. An opportunity like this isn't going to present itself again and the author should be ashamed ...
@alexfranz817
@alexfranz817 10 месяцев назад
​@johnnymellon7414 there is a part of me wondering if you actually are the author on another account engaging is some meta humor.
@BudTheStud
@BudTheStud 10 месяцев назад
20 minutes in and a guy stops his onslaught to say, "This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!"
@gamer664
@gamer664 10 месяцев назад
And he also says something like thank you *insert name here* for the 20 gifted subs
@sedeen5322
@sedeen5322 10 месяцев назад
Lol fk id kill myself in the after life if raod shadow legend still exist to that point 😂
@punkabooiscool1111
@punkabooiscool1111 10 месяцев назад
The one bit of shutting down the ships basicly was the "mods, crush his balls" meme in ship form
@cewla3348
@cewla3348 9 месяцев назад
'Commandos, crush his bridge. Thank you.'
@arealhumanname4150
@arealhumanname4150 Месяц назад
Balif, whack his pee pee
@Papa_Waffles
@Papa_Waffles 10 месяцев назад
"What will most likely save you now isn't your guns but our pity." That's both hilarious and terrifying
@Whisper555
@Whisper555 9 месяцев назад
"We have no reason to treat you nicely, and since there is, shall we say, a certain degree of technological disparity between us, we are going to disable your fleet now." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnnymellon7414
@johnnymellon7414 10 месяцев назад
"That Theisur thingy isn't real, doesn't exist and we can prove it" "How dare you!?" "Now, the god of tits and wine, on the other hand... oh boy"
@karenbaldwin2867
@karenbaldwin2867 10 месяцев назад
Wow I’ve never heard a better reason to stop a war join the other side. My only question is how expensive is the wine?
@johnnymellon7414
@johnnymellon7414 10 месяцев назад
@@karenbaldwin2867honey, if you have to ask, you can't afford it
@CT-1035
@CT-1035 8 месяцев назад
@@karenbaldwin2867Sadly, due to budget cuts, it’s the $3 from a box off a Walmart shelf
@howardchambers9679
@howardchambers9679 5 месяцев назад
​@@karenbaldwin2867it's free! So are the tits! Good old Bacchus. One god worthy of worship.
@LockandLoad79
@LockandLoad79 Месяц назад
Someone creating a sane version of Slaanesh, aren't they ?
@superspicy8740
@superspicy8740 10 месяцев назад
I was half expecting the wargame that won to be Warhammer 40k
@caelestigladii
@caelestigladii 10 месяцев назад
Considering current scifi popularity, star trek or wars would be it. Wh40k is nowhere near as popular.
@Iluvantir
@Iluvantir 10 месяцев назад
If you're going for Raid boss in Live Time Combat, then WoW has to be it. WH40K rule set doesn't really parse well with reality as we're long past the days of taking a shot then waiting patiently for the other side to do the same (roll dice). As the MMO that was the biggest, and still has the most influence of them all? And likely has more well known "World First Kills" for Raids... yeah... Leeroy Jenkins for the win. I just hope he had enough chicken to tide him over...
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 10 месяцев назад
​@@caelestigladiiYeah, but 40K humbles like no other.
@anon_lulz7334
@anon_lulz7334 10 месяцев назад
@@caelestigladii lolwat, you're almost a decade out of touch.
@caelestigladii
@caelestigladii 10 месяцев назад
@@anon_lulz7334 I don’t know man. Almost everyone I mention it to recognizes star trek/wars in one form or another. When I mention wh40k they think King Arthur or mythology. I teach humanities in uni and I often cite those materials.
@criesinvariable2493
@criesinvariable2493 10 месяцев назад
i love the idea of toxic 13 year olds "spawn camping" aliens in the future
@mscout1
@mscout1 9 месяцев назад
Aliens: WE SERVE THE MOST POWERFUL GOD! Humans: Interesting. We built a massive parallel cluster of low powered gods to serve us.
@biggsdarklighter0473
@biggsdarklighter0473 10 месяцев назад
Not even a Minute in, and I can already tell that this general isn't gonna continue on having a good day.
@Mark73
@Mark73 10 месяцев назад
It's a HFY story and it's an obviously evil alien captain threatening humans.
@ZM1306
@ZM1306 10 месяцев назад
Wait.... are we the earth that got displaced to a lifeless universe? Right before we get to enjoy fighting ailens!? Wait... no, the sky looks normal. Damn, thats double lame.
@ZpEB2741
@ZpEB2741 10 месяцев назад
Guess that just means the odds are still up in the air. We are at least more likely than those guys to see some aliens.
@spaceengineeringempire4086
@spaceengineeringempire4086 10 месяцев назад
@@ZpEB2741I’m pretty sure the ascended humans will try to create a DRG (dimensional rift generator) and locate the displaced earth and help them. Would be easy to do if you just make a few alien species. Then teach them lessons eventually making them be ready for assertion when that’s done just incorporate them and turn the now lifeless reality into pure energy for projects.
@simdimdim
@simdimdim 3 месяца назад
Could also mean the story has been sent to us by the universe in preparation for the swap
@firedirewolf
@firedirewolf 10 месяцев назад
I honestly expected him to have noticed an HP bar on his own peripheral vision lol
@akmon3490
@akmon3490 10 месяцев назад
Well at least the mention of heresy didn't awaken the crusader spirit 😅. Just imagine the confusion of fighting humans in templier armour and shrugging off a shot or two😂
@alexfranz817
@alexfranz817 10 месяцев назад
I'm surprised they didn't pick astartes.
@LuigiL75
@LuigiL75 10 месяцев назад
“LEROYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENKINS!!!” 🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 4 месяца назад
18:59 YES!!!!!! HE LIVES ON!!!!
@lego_minifig
@lego_minifig 7 месяцев назад
I love how the Reinactor just disses the illogical trope strategies that often define the genre
@neodinium7316
@neodinium7316 10 месяцев назад
"Who the hell is steve jobs?"
@aaronholmes-black6621
@aaronholmes-black6621 8 месяцев назад
LMAO,"Your God's not real- no no, trust us we checked."
@DeSpaceFairy
@DeSpaceFairy 10 месяцев назад
Basically humanity has become Q from Star Trek.
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 10 месяцев назад
Yes, but at least we play better with others. Not even one player teabagged the alien general. See? Restraint.
@skyrere
@skyrere 10 месяцев назад
@@derekstein6193 disappointing really... XD
@GreenDude_Gaming
@GreenDude_Gaming 10 месяцев назад
The Q are just the theater kids
@cajunghost7387
@cajunghost7387 10 месяцев назад
The humans asended and they were still playing video games, lol.
@skepticalmagos_101
@skepticalmagos_101 10 месяцев назад
As it should be..... 😂
@SythDracous
@SythDracous 10 месяцев назад
Seems to be the next logical step from the Sims or any other "god game." Besides what else would we do, take up the harp?
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 10 месяцев назад
​@@SythDracousHey, don't knock Harp Hero until you at least played it on Orpheus difficulty.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 месяцев назад
Why not? Eternity is long and boring.
@Jszar
@Jszar 4 месяца назад
@@SythDracousTake up the pipe organ, of course. If building-sized instruments were inexpensive to build, we’d turn ‘em into co-op rhythm games and compete in teams. Some physical organ scores call for both hands and both feet, but I’m sure the instruments would get more elaborate with time.
@electrochipvoidsoul1219
@electrochipvoidsoul1219 6 месяцев назад
"They wanted to let you know your god is false, and they can prove it mathematically" 💀
@demonlordotrt754
@demonlordotrt754 10 месяцев назад
When humans realise reality is just a game.
@Type_blazenil
@Type_blazenil 3 месяца назад
On today's episode of humanity is the multiverse's great filter:
@milkjr8883
@milkjr8883 10 месяцев назад
I hate that they called it 'observation' rather than 'interaction', it leads so many people into thinking quantum events are magic god events where you commune with the divine. Observation in this narrow context merely means interaction. The 'observer' can be a single photon being absorbed and re-emitted by whatever is being 'observed', like an electron. No minds are involved, minds (or rather the substrate they exist on) probably can't even be small enough to participate in any singular sense. 'Quantum' also doesn't mean space magic where anything goes, it just means we're dealing with certain discrete quantities. That's not a pet peeve of mine though so I usually let it go.
@cewla3348
@cewla3348 9 месяцев назад
quantum just means small, discrete, and nerds love it.
@jasonwarren9279
@jasonwarren9279 8 месяцев назад
*Wikipedia has entered the chat*
@albernard8751
@albernard8751 7 месяцев назад
How much you wanna bet Humanity will find SOME way to make Quantum mean space magic where anything goes? We’ll just whack the problem until it actually works. Humanity can and will break and remake reality. That’s just what we do. We don’t need really. Because WE SIMPLY ARE REALITY! An actual scientist: that’s not how that works… Humanity: *Somehow makes it work* Scientist: *faints*
@rfactor1502
@rfactor1502 4 месяца назад
To be fair, the core concept is basically a what if on a misconception of quantum physics, making the observation matter rather than the inevitable interaction because of observation at that scale. If it worked like actually quantum, the bots would need to be doing a lot more than thinking hard. Instead we just have countless simple minds thinking "I see X, therefore Y", with X being an observable phenomenon, and Y a desired outcome. Applied theology likely connects the dots between what's effectively mass produced prayer and mathematics that would need to cover both quantum and astronomical scales to not accidentally a black hole or something.
@cobraverdi6730
@cobraverdi6730 2 месяца назад
Yes but also this is fiction
@HarenunHoppus
@HarenunHoppus 10 месяцев назад
I was expecting the Navy Seals copy pasta during this
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 10 месяцев назад
I was expecting the first humans through the doors would be the Doki Doki cosplayers from the FirstContact series made famous by AgroSquirrel
@ymmijx6061
@ymmijx6061 6 месяцев назад
it's a misinterpretation of the term "observe" in quantum physics but it is a FUN misinterpretation
@tristanridley1601
@tristanridley1601 2 дня назад
Better yet, it's one that I've seen misunderstood hundreds of times by math educators and multiple times in ACTUAL SCIENCE PAPERS. It's an embarrassment, seriously. "Observation" should be one of the most discussed and deeply studied things in all of physics.
@douglascunningham6319
@douglascunningham6319 10 месяцев назад
Good Title. Nothing New Under the Sun is a Bible quote. And I must take another leap of faith. Really thought this was a new storyline. Great imagination brother. 👍
@Dziki_z_Lasu
@Dziki_z_Lasu 10 месяцев назад
I was hoping, the alien will talk to his creator - some guy showing on a party, how cool is his job, creating with friends the most terrible alien having a lot of fun with that and accidentally clicked send. Yours "god" has a monstrous hungover, but we forced him to speak with you 😂
@thatonesliceleft2867
@thatonesliceleft2867 10 месяцев назад
"This ass kicking was brought to you by OSPUZE! Pop pour perform"!
@sam2x13
@sam2x13 10 месяцев назад
I loved the leroy jenkins reference.
@Wichitan
@Wichitan 10 месяцев назад
I always wondered whether a technology based on AIs generating sprulpa was a potential thing. According to this story, apparently so. And things are going to get WEIRD... 😂
@guardianangel7589
@guardianangel7589 6 месяцев назад
"damnit Leroy, I told you not to rush the boss." 🤣. LEROOOOY JENKIIIIIINS!
@Rawkit_Surgeon
@Rawkit_Surgeon 10 месяцев назад
Humans are truly space Orks. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
@eezergoode8588
@eezergoode8588 8 месяцев назад
This was awesome, a nice hilarious Douglas Adams-esque departure from benevolent space saviours or "oh wow humans eat meat!" for the HFY genre.
@Grey-imposter
@Grey-imposter 4 месяца назад
Aliens: WE HAVE THE BEST GOD! humanity: Nah fam, we BUILT our gods, now eat this. *Hits them in the head from a power fist from nowhere*
@taitano12
@taitano12 10 месяцев назад
LLREROYYY JENKIIIINNNS!!!
@denalozecon9074
@denalozecon9074 10 месяцев назад
An interesting philosophical speculation on 'The Observer Effect' being actually useful, and the strangest AI Singularity Concept that I have heard of. Using mass produced DUMB AIs to make Humans something like the Q Continuum is logical as explained, but it is just so strange compared to the normal idea of an AI Singularity = AI that are much smarter than Humans. I get the humor in this but basically the arrogant aliens are so weak and pitiful compared to the Ascended Humanity that I do not feel like laughing at their hubris and then humiliation.
@gabrielsfilms2086
@gabrielsfilms2086 2 месяца назад
humans really just asked the universe to do what they want nicely and it worked. also they pulled the "we mathematically proved you're an idiot" also also they turned life into a video game because its fun(ny). love this version of us, very silly guys :}
@Allantitan
@Allantitan 10 месяцев назад
God damn it Leroy you gotta quit rushing the boss 😂
@david2869
@david2869 10 месяцев назад
At least I have chicken!
@emrysm5501
@emrysm5501 10 месяцев назад
The one bit about these stories that irk's me is when future humanity gets all high and mighty disappointed parent as if they weren't shitheads most of history.
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 10 месяцев назад
I retcon this by thinking that even the most noble and wise people that ever existed all started out as little shits when they were children.
@skyrere
@skyrere 10 месяцев назад
anathardayaladar is right. give us a break man. We aren't stupid toddlers forever. Do YOU want to be treated like a know-nothing child for your whole life, or given the opportunity to show that you have grown past your stupid/selfish/greedy/vengeful/narcissistic/self-centered/asinine/behavior, to learn to be better when there is no longer any scarcity, and dreams/prayers do become fulfilled? It's ok emry. WE all started as something else.
@nvfury13
@nvfury13 3 месяца назад
And exactly like respectable adults, try to get “the kids” to avoid the stupid mistakes we made.
@octaviondeminicolas1941
@octaviondeminicolas1941 10 месяцев назад
This is amazing and different
@TheHighborn
@TheHighborn 12 дней назад
Imagine going extinct because the guy you picked a fight with, decided to edit reality.
@PanduPoluan
@PanduPoluan 10 месяцев назад
Humans are Space GMs.
@morescodesup2087
@morescodesup2087 10 месяцев назад
Zeno: please stop calling me unoriginal :( Humans: ur lame and boring
@corvididaecorax2991
@corvididaecorax2991 10 месяцев назад
Obligatory 'Quantum Mechanics doesn’t work like that' comment: Quantum Mechanics doesn't work like that! The observer effect has nothing to do with intelligence, consciousness, sapience, or any other mental thing. It is just that particles interacting with each other change each other, in the same way a rock falling into another rock changes both rocks.
@Mark73
@Mark73 10 месяцев назад
Thank you. I'm glad someone said it.
@cewla3348
@cewla3348 9 месяцев назад
schrodinger's cat might be incorrect because the cat might be an observer, too! also, the pressure change would also invalidate it!
@Mark73
@Mark73 9 месяцев назад
@@cewla3348 Schrodinger devised the cat idea in order to illustrate how ridiculous the idea is that the uncertainty principle could have effects like that on the macro world.
@Selmephren
@Selmephren 8 месяцев назад
This one was great, thanks!
@lukkaredwolf3534
@lukkaredwolf3534 8 месяцев назад
Kind of surprised that there wasn't a poll for what to call the Alien Species...
@skyrere
@skyrere 10 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! LEEEEEEEROOOOOOYYYY UUUUHJENNNNNKIIINNNNNNS!!!!! Oh my lord, I love this story.
@jasonbull6560
@jasonbull6560 10 месяцев назад
Crickey that's a bad acid trip.
@Rokr83
@Rokr83 10 месяцев назад
good story
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky 7 месяцев назад
This could have been a Douglas Adam Story at some point. Wow
@A-Clear_View
@A-Clear_View 10 месяцев назад
hay hes the boss watever that counts for
@yankeehussar3614
@yankeehussar3614 10 месяцев назад
Alright this is definitely one of my favorite stories.
@maacll4343
@maacll4343 5 месяцев назад
Our old friend Leroy Jenkins is at it again
@45Mistuikeidentity
@45Mistuikeidentity 10 месяцев назад
We are too op
@captnaberystwyth2879
@captnaberystwyth2879 10 месяцев назад
It's the electric monk 3.0
@MrGorillafist
@MrGorillafist 3 месяца назад
I know this is purely science fiction but that not what they mean in quantum physics when they say the observation affects the outcome. All it means is its impossible to observe something without physically affecting how it behaves. Think Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: You cant determine the speed and location of a particle at the same time because determining one undermines the other because to get one value you must disturb the system.
@A-Clear_View
@A-Clear_View 10 месяцев назад
you would think all beigns would be sared to most people but also empathy geos down the longer you live and there msot likely imortal
@TheSolidSnakeOil
@TheSolidSnakeOil 7 месяцев назад
4:15 - I have over 500 confirmed kills!
@LockandLoad79
@LockandLoad79 Месяц назад
The Irony is that, usually the common WH40K player is not that sadistic to imposed their eff-up game universe to anyone in real life. Now, The Civ, The AoW, The MoO, or any other 4X players on the other hand...
@dkbros1592
@dkbros1592 10 месяцев назад
This story remeber me on of hindu story where the seer sadu Rishi meditated and achieve many things just created an entire new universe by his own Power of meditation then he just merged it with this universe ya this is Human potential
@madi4642
@madi4642 4 месяца назад
Leroy Jenkins 😂😂😂 that was épic
@gampie13
@gampie13 9 месяцев назад
wait, decimate is a pretty low ball offer if you are threatning species enslavement^^
@Always4ward
@Always4ward Месяц назад
That had me laughing
@cewla3348
@cewla3348 9 месяцев назад
IWSEFSJEFOLSEGFOP observer = interacter - the microparticles hitting the ships are interacters, the forces from the ship is an interaction, 99% of the things you can think of are interactions
@MHzDemon
@MHzDemon 10 месяцев назад
Da Orkz
@A-Clear_View
@A-Clear_View 10 месяцев назад
most people bileave there are alians at least somewhere i think
@thehatter9400
@thehatter9400 10 месяцев назад
How many memes were reenacted?
@A-Clear_View
@A-Clear_View 10 месяцев назад
wy would they tell the alains howto acend
@marcanteny8522
@marcanteny8522 9 месяцев назад
w
@edongashi9489
@edongashi9489 10 месяцев назад
😂gg
@Brookhouse3041
@Brookhouse3041 10 месяцев назад
Forget the General having a bad day, what about me reading this…lord have mercy this was terrible 😞
@arandomsystemglitch2398
@arandomsystemglitch2398 4 месяца назад
Humanity finds out universe is empty also humanity well shit fuck it becomes literal gods out side of the universes controll but pretty much entire story is well mods he has oil call america
@Blue_color_of_control
@Blue_color_of_control 10 месяцев назад
E
@talyn3932
@talyn3932 5 месяцев назад
This is not the worst hfy story I've heard but its near the bottom none the less. Absolutely no substance to this at all.
@derpionderpson1424
@derpionderpson1424 10 месяцев назад
Naa stories like this is ruined when you understand the actual physics and the story is just nonsense… I’d much rather they hadn’t started the whole “observation” justification and just claimed “quantum makes it happen” as the excuse…
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 6 месяцев назад
Wow! A science FICTION story has unrealistic and inaccurate science as it’s basis??! That’s preposterous, how in the world could someone right a FICTIONAL story without it being 100% realistic?
@derpionderpson1424
@derpionderpson1424 6 месяцев назад
@@ianharrison5758 I’m sorry I had an opinion, didn’t know we had to ask you for permission before sharing those here on RU-vid.
@ianharrison5758
@ianharrison5758 6 месяцев назад
@@derpionderpson1424 and I was clowning your stupid opinion. I never said you couldn’t have it, but I will point out how dumb it is 🤷‍♂️
@HoNkYforLiFe1
@HoNkYforLiFe1 9 месяцев назад
Worst story ever
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