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@Aminuts2009
@Aminuts2009 Год назад
“Amateurs study strategy, professionals study logistics.” ― Omar Bradley
@SparkyBob357
@SparkyBob357 Год назад
That's the quote I tried to make thanks
@crayonchomper1180
@crayonchomper1180 Год назад
but only a fool would keep their supply chains unprotected
@osti2006
@osti2006 Год назад
A professional studies everything.
@johncunningham4820
@johncunningham4820 11 месяцев назад
@@osti2006 . So , you don't know who Omar Bradley was ?
@marcelgrabowski5939
@marcelgrabowski5939 11 месяцев назад
Eeeeexactly!
@FeyTheBin
@FeyTheBin Год назад
11:00 After all these centuries, humanity never change with our tradition of ruining cameras with industrial-grade laser pointers.
@marshallgaunt1801
@marshallgaunt1801 Год назад
Not sure what's more fantastical, syndicalism working or pacifism when your home is being invaded.
@ianbelletti6241
@ianbelletti6241 Год назад
They weren't truly pacifist. They had plenty of defences set up around sol.
@ironwolfF1
@ironwolfF1 Год назад
Agreed, this story just _barely_ clears the bar of the HFY genre.
@treyriver5676
@treyriver5676 Год назад
Tis a fantasy that Man would not take up arms.. there could be a second story of the "lost ships" of Earth or at lest the unrecorded think submarine wolf packs..
@CorwinTheOneAndOnly
@CorwinTheOneAndOnly Год назад
It's obviously one of those fanfictions written by people who don't *actually* like what humanity is, but still wants to write HFY for some reason. Many such cases. Face it, o ye pretend pacifists: A child's first thought when seeing a stick on the ground is "That looks like a weapon. *I want it."* We humans love weapons, especially creatively repurposing things into weapons. Enough of this pacifist fanfiction. We are warlords that understand the value of some good hard-earned peace. We will earn it, and make sure that those that don't earn it don't get it.
@naushadpunjani1071
@naushadpunjani1071 Год назад
Humanity was Going for the Pacifists Achivement, We went the Warlords Run last time
@bandiras2
@bandiras2 Год назад
Now this is what I call pure space FANTASY! Humans refuse to arm themselves to apocalyptic level. And their cargo haulers flying into battle without ANY kind of guns... Yupp, pure fantasy, on the highest level.
@bernardrednix756
@bernardrednix756 Год назад
well its possible humans become space switzerland
@bandiras2
@bandiras2 Год назад
@@bernardrednix756 In Switzerland, there are a LOTS of guns in civilian hands.
@gorionus9812
@gorionus9812 Год назад
@@bernardrednix756 Switzerland is absurdly well armed and fortified
@nocount7517
@nocount7517 Год назад
​​@@bernardrednix756Switzerland has the 19th most heavily-armed populace in the world, behind the USA and Falkland Islands.
@ianbelletti6241
@ianbelletti6241 Год назад
​@@nocount7517the only reason the US has more guns is because the population is bigger.
@galenjones9529
@galenjones9529 Год назад
Humans just didnt get stressed enough in the war. My head canon for this story is that Canada conquered the Earth before spreading into space and now the human empire has two states. Passive agressive and spaceborn genocide.
@dianalindeman1644
@dianalindeman1644 23 дня назад
Aliens are so annoyed that humans continue to survive!
@zotaninoron3548
@zotaninoron3548 Год назад
The comments are really funny on this one. That it is more difficult to believe that humans can become stalwart pacifists than that they become hulking unstoppable juggernauts of the galaxy.
@Arbyjar
@Arbyjar Год назад
Yeah carrying supplies instead of weapons isn’t as cool but just as commendable. Personally I like the ones that focus on what we do best
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 Год назад
​@@ArbyjarI am surpised we did not brake physics to do it even better. Mad scientists of shipping.
@debra-qq1np
@debra-qq1np Год назад
Playing with a severe self-imposed handicap in a sim is considered legit, and a way to develop skills to OP levels. War can be fought on many fronts, cultural, economic, diplomatic, sabotage of various types ... . I can see humans developing military tech they have not deployed, and training everyone via game simulations. The unarmed ships are within spec to mix and match modular upgrades like high-tech leggos. . For a surprise attack with minimal preparation, they have layers of strategy that can include apparent capitulation and sending 'slaves' to infiltrate and earn trust for a set period before the sleeper agents activate. . If they know a species exists, they can study them and plan counter measures that will activate on certain conditions: to wreck an economy, destroy agriculture/food production, break down alliances... . A society is large and complex. There will be critical parts of the society, and critical parts of the economy, that support the leaders/rulers and that support and maintain the military. . If you have planned (perhaps for centuries) and preset and updated plans are already in place, you can (on fairly short notice) devastate the support and logistics of the military without (technically) firing a shot. . You are peaceful if you chose not to use violence, you are helpless if you CANNOT. While humans will never choose to be helpless, they may chose a more difficult path to victory in order to best shape the peace that follows. . The results to not justify the means for both are links in a chain of causality. Corrupt cause taints the effects which are not merely end results but the cause of the next effects. . Corrupt action shapes the results achieved, and their further consequences. . Violent warfare may be avoided in order to shape a better end result long term. War isn't just about winning the current conflict but about the power to shape the peace that follows.
@obolisk0430
@obolisk0430 Год назад
Yes, unironically.
@zotaninoron3548
@zotaninoron3548 Год назад
@@obolisk0430 I know a lot of you folks unironically believe that. But we're not even particularly strong in our own genus nor are we smart enough to be good stewards of our only home. The idea that we would somehow be some super species in a galactic civilization is hilariously fantastical. I know a popular theme is that Earth is a high grav deathworld, but it isn't even that high grav. Its only just strong enough to hold onto oxygen without it floating off into space helium does.
@johnballard3403
@johnballard3403 Год назад
I was fully expecting the diplomat to come back to human space to find they just flipped a switch and became the most heavily militarized planet in that arm of the milkyway.
@andreaskav7124
@andreaskav7124 Год назад
that has happeend in a similar case. we werent peacfull just sleeping. the story is called full mobilization. depicting just that. this story is also quite similar in the industriall sector only less focused on that. and more focused on the logistics
@MichaelMallio
@MichaelMallio 9 месяцев назад
yeah me to
@bernardrednix756
@bernardrednix756 Год назад
this doesn't feel like what humans would do, regardless its a good story of the power of logistics
@cgi2002
@cgi2002 Год назад
Actually its exactly what humans would do. We know wars aren't won by merely fighting, they are won by the ability to keep fighting, and if you can get someone else to do the fighting (and dying) for you, do that. Also look at the US prior to actively joining ww2, this is exactly what they did (the country was at that point very anti-war, essentially pacifist) and its what lead to them becoming a superpower. Until actually attacked, they provided logistical support and got rich doing it.
@terryhiggins5077
@terryhiggins5077 Год назад
​​@@cgi2002We were isolationists, not pacifists. Big difference. We didn't want to get involved in someone else's war (specifically, yet another war In Europe) not get involved in a war at all.
@zotaninoron3548
@zotaninoron3548 Год назад
Every HFY is a dream of the author's desire. It is no more fantastical than humans being hypercompetent strategists or inventors that turn every foe aside through grit and an unyielding endurance.
@bogustoast22none25
@bogustoast22none25 Год назад
The sole superpower of the world, the USA, won the wars it did not by the best firepower, but through the greatest logistical chain ever. This is best exemplified in WW2, where, in an act of logistical marvel, they would make ground vehicles, dismantle them, and send them across the ocean to Europe, and had another team of assemblers on the other side. Why? Because a packaged vehicle required less storage space, maximizing the amount of vehicles every ship going from the US to Europe could send. And that’s just one aspect. Now take that and multiply it to match a galactic stage.
@schillieyoung4307
@schillieyoung4307 Год назад
Turning a plant killer into an disco ball 🪩 is the most human thing ever 😂.researcher probably just so focused on our logistics that they didn’t notice humans on the warships as well
@entangledatoms7153
@entangledatoms7153 Год назад
I’d like for the alien historians to make sense of why the humans built an interstellar disco ball.
@Xel963
@Xel963 Год назад
Star Wars fan wanting to make a twist on the death star idea.
@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V
@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V Год назад
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. Humans love to party!
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon 11 месяцев назад
For the anniversary of their pacifist victory over the Great Chain by supporting their allies, of course. No regular disco ball will do for something like that!
@ElainCorrine
@ElainCorrine 11 месяцев назад
Those disco lazers.... are running at low power settings. Turn the power up and you have a disco super weapon... humans are sneaky....
@dimanarinull9122
@dimanarinull9122 8 месяцев назад
because it's fucking epic that's why
@m.t.fguard8309
@m.t.fguard8309 Год назад
Aliens: YOU'RE NOT GO TO WAR HUMANITY!? humanity: war got Kind of gay after the politicians ruined it
@crayonchomper1180
@crayonchomper1180 Год назад
then fight the politicians and lobbyists and MAKE WAR COOL AGAIN
@charliedulol
@charliedulol Год назад
@@crayonchomper1180 we tried... but power vacuum.
@mr.northern8280
@mr.northern8280 Год назад
Aha you have activated my trap card gae bomb
@PodreyJenkin138
@PodreyJenkin138 11 месяцев назад
​@@charliedulolthe power vacuum is the lesser of two evils between it and the current elites
@jondandavekinanahan7488
@jondandavekinanahan7488 7 месяцев назад
​@@charliedulolhow bout you make me supreme ruler of earth,I don't have much experience,I'll make sure everyone is well fed and have good logistics and blah blah, But I'll make them scientist work on a Uber realistic vr game,the graphics is near perfect,the physics engine is perfect and the bloody realism OOOH that's where it gets GUUUUUDDD.The bodies are perfect atonomical copies,you get to experience pain and torture Ur enemies.Best part? YOU WONT DIE AND CAN DO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
@juliantuwim3552
@juliantuwim3552 Год назад
Is this story ilogical and unbelivable? Yes Is this story refreshing in HFY ganra? YES!
@DavidRybka
@DavidRybka Год назад
Humanity, you have the ability to instill great hope. Welcome to the blue lantern corp!
@naushadpunjani1071
@naushadpunjani1071 Год назад
OH DEAR GOD ! No no no ..... Do not Give Humanity that POWER ! do you have any IDEA the level of Pandora Box this would open .... ...🤔💭 you know what, give it one more for the collection
@goen5601
@goen5601 11 месяцев назад
Only Blue? Gae. Give us all the color so that we can make a bigger disco ball!!
@milo1k846
@milo1k846 Год назад
Logistics wins wars
@midnari
@midnari Год назад
Nukes end them faster.
@snidecommenter7117
@snidecommenter7117 10 месяцев назад
I read a book that made the comment, "World War Two was a quartermaster's war.'"
@overlordmagnatron
@overlordmagnatron Год назад
We would totally make a disco ball out of a planet killing machine just for the lols
@eliandervalderen5849
@eliandervalderen5849 Год назад
From planet-killer to disco ball only Humanity
@lunaphoenix1785
@lunaphoenix1785 Год назад
honestly, I kind of like this one, in a lot of stories humans are an overwhelming force, but a pacifist run is a cool idea...
@drewgilbertson
@drewgilbertson Год назад
The Victory song of Humanity: "Burn Baby Burn. Disco Inferno!"
@shebvixen
@shebvixen Год назад
I feel like the backstory of this universe probably involves a pacifistic parasite or widespread genetic modification.
@tno895
@tno895 Год назад
All I could think was "No fuckin way humans lost their guns if america still exists"
@noneofyourbuisness1679
@noneofyourbuisness1679 Год назад
That, or a “war to end all wars” that made the World Wars look like a slap fight by comparison
@naushadpunjani1071
@naushadpunjani1071 Год назад
Or ..... just hear me out, they just went "can we win this without fireing a single shot" and every one went 🤔
@verilyheld
@verilyheld Год назад
I paraphrase that great philosopher, B. Bunny= "They don't know us very well, do they?"
@bluefmi
@bluefmi 9 месяцев назад
nice story that being said, i can never imagine humanity NOT arming itself
@greyman1k
@greyman1k Год назад
Interstellar disco ball....Priceless! That's what I like, a story where the last sentence makes the whole day worthwhile. Hilarious.
@CliffMPR
@CliffMPR Год назад
This is a good one. Humans are better by the quality of their logistics, not their warriors.
@phofire77
@phofire77 10 месяцев назад
I look at this as Superman and Batman. Superman has all the power, Batman has dossiers and kryptonite
@jasonbull6560
@jasonbull6560 Год назад
This is why I like sci-fi. You can't believe it BUT its fun. Loved it. I'm going to start throwing flowers at my neighbour. He's a big angry bugger.BUT I'm sure he'll see the funny side, x 😅😅
@vexile1239
@vexile1239 5 месяцев назад
Hello? Are you okay?
@StevenHaze
@StevenHaze Год назад
Great idea that logistics is our weapon, but we humans will fight over which cockroach ran up the wall the fastest! I cant believe we will ever lose that sense of competition and the inherent weakness of violence that partners it so well.
@qwertayguy5080
@qwertayguy5080 Год назад
Its refreshing to see humans being peaceful instead of killing everything in this story.
@GrishaDerp
@GrishaDerp Год назад
A lot is different about this portrayal of humans. They're pro environmentalist syndicalists. A wonderful change from the all consuming war machine empires in most stories.
@wingedwolf9660
@wingedwolf9660 Год назад
And yet, retaining the single greatest truth of war. Logistics.
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 Год назад
Yeah, f*cking wonderful. Billions of human and allied lives lost because humans refused to fight? Who cares, so long as it's "refreshing" for you!
@akmon3490
@akmon3490 Год назад
Humanity:"I got all you need for you to sustain a war but the specialized weapons that I won't bother to produce , they are your speciality, rest assured I'll supply material😉"
@treyriver5676
@treyriver5676 Год назад
The Humans were killing.. just by proxy.
@milocebatron5249
@milocebatron5249 Год назад
Amateurs talk strategy; professionals talk logistics
@DanJones-np8xb
@DanJones-np8xb 9 дней назад
Sounds great. Is stupid. There's no benefit to having really well supplied troops, being ordered to "march for ard and shoot the bad guys"...
@Necrobadger
@Necrobadger 8 месяцев назад
"A century later, the humans were forced into arming themselves....and we realized WHY they had clung to their pacifism so tightly. It's because they knew exactly WHAT they could do with their new technologies if they became warlike again. Still, we were lucky. There were only a few thousand systems completely blotted out of the sky by the time they finished and returned to peace."
@sebbes333
@sebbes333 Год назад
The ending is fantastic! :D Just like the rest of the story :D
@TiernanWilkinson
@TiernanWilkinson 10 месяцев назад
This is true fantasy; the Humans not immediately gearing all production towards a titanic war effort is horribly unrealistic. That being said it is a cool premise to have a race that forms a crucial lifeline in a crisis without actually taking up arms. I just don't think Mankind fits the bill.
@crayonchomper1180
@crayonchomper1180 Год назад
Bold of the author to assume we would ever give up being homicidal war monkeys, weather willingly or not
@SergeyWaytov
@SergeyWaytov Год назад
THAT was immensely surprising and amusing story))
@Synthmilk
@Synthmilk Год назад
This is how I have played out many 4x and RTS games, by focusing on building a vast interconnected economy with my allies and pumping them full of resources.
@Darkwintre
@Darkwintre Год назад
I think John Travolta might have approved of that disco ball!
@Kratos7560
@Kratos7560 Год назад
And now The Chain, in their hubris, bore witness to their folly as their home system lay undefended, directly in the crosshairs of a now weaponized humanity. The chain will be broken and shown as an example to the stars themselves to NOT cross humanity or its allies.
@goddragon8637
@goddragon8637 Год назад
Never underestimate Humanity's ability to team Carey😂
@waynecampeau4566
@waynecampeau4566 Год назад
Logistics. Any good general will tell you wars are won and lost by logistics more than anything else. P.S. It doesn't hurt to have a secret super weapon up your sleeve though. :)
@marcelgrabowski5939
@marcelgrabowski5939 11 месяцев назад
Humans: So, what do you think win wars? Messer hivemind: Numbers! Pleiadians:Quality! Humans: Both wrong, it is logistics. *proceed to win war without firing a single shot*
@richmendelson8194
@richmendelson8194 11 месяцев назад
Well isn't it just so nice to see everyone getting along together
@umbraaegis6298
@umbraaegis6298 Год назад
War, yeah we tried it got tired of it and then moved on
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 Год назад
Lol, tired of killing ourselves? Unlikely, but even so - alien aliens? As if we'd have forgotten how to fight!
@ericlondon2663
@ericlondon2663 Год назад
Peaceful....lol To humans that term just means they choose to not annihilate you.......yet. Give them a reason.
@corvididaecorax2991
@corvididaecorax2991 Год назад
Kuiper is pronounced like kai-per. Honestly if you have the technology to make a nicoll dyson beam I'm not sure what use mere gas giant sized manufacturing lines have for you. At that point you are in the realms of using the equivalent of whole gas giants as your relativistic kill missiles.
@wolfoffenris9951
@wolfoffenris9951 Год назад
study tactics and you win a battle, study logistics and you win the war
@Grim-HEX
@Grim-HEX Год назад
Leeet me just kill your logistical chain since it's completely unprotected and refuses to defend itself.
@eureka5635
@eureka5635 Год назад
@@Grim-HEX if you can't catch it, you can't kill it.
@Mikudude1billion
@Mikudude1billion 7 месяцев назад
A syndicalist pacifist environmentalist society turning a death laser into a disco ball...It's the damn tree-hugging hippies in space. I got $10 says the original poster is either a real tree-hugging hippie, or at the very least has tendencies towards being a hammer and sickle-phant.
@mitchellwhite9728
@mitchellwhite9728 5 месяцев назад
That story reached a level of silliness and stupidity previously unseen in the universe. An impressive feat.
@Sloth_Hive_God_of_N.E.E.T.s
@Sloth_Hive_God_of_N.E.E.T.s 10 месяцев назад
So humanity basically became one giant corporation specializing in everything from food to warfare, sounds about right.
@KUBAXY
@KUBAXY Год назад
Yeah, nope. The moment those guys step into our home system there's a complete 180. Planetoid launches and kamikaze attacks from here to Alpha Centauri.
@ryansheffield5930
@ryansheffield5930 9 месяцев назад
Wow. Even when we suck at war the humans still carry the team. I don’t know if that says a lot about us, or a lot about these theoretical aliens
@GenStallion
@GenStallion Год назад
Did not expect a disco ball.
@baldur3365
@baldur3365 9 месяцев назад
We are humanity, our beliefs are absolute
@LavenderSystem69
@LavenderSystem69 8 месяцев назад
never underestimate the power of logistics... after all, nothing happens until something moves
@brayachdragonbane7529
@brayachdragonbane7529 4 месяца назад
"we got so good at killing, that we got bored of it... so we started MAKING, w elearned from our wars, other wars, and we always remembered to study logistics."
@coolet9132
@coolet9132 Год назад
I like this story, almost everyone is showing human prowess in war, while this be like, let's just chock our enemies in our mass produced goods that we sell to our neighbours. If the Tyranids arrive in a galaxy united against them.
@fierylightning3422
@fierylightning3422 9 месяцев назад
When you pick a fanatic pacifist xenophile run in Stellaris:
@ferretzim8694
@ferretzim8694 Год назад
I can't help but think that there is a terrifying truth behind the pacifism. That if humanity ever abandons their pacifism, the galaxy will burn
@PanduPoluan
@PanduPoluan Год назад
Reminds me of another story when humanity met the other aliens and humanity was pacifists. Then someone attacked and humanity hit back with such ferocity that the rest of the galaxy understand: Humanity was not a pacifist species playing at war. Humanity was a warrior species playing at peace and forced olto return to their old ways. After humanity delivered the whoop-ass, overnight swords and shields are turned back to plowshares. But this time, no one dared to make humanity angry again.
@NeSeeger
@NeSeeger Год назад
@@PanduPoluan "humans are cute until they arent" comes to mind.
@jasonwarren9279
@jasonwarren9279 5 месяцев назад
After mastering all of the other builds, humanity got bored and decided to try cleric.
@jeffhall4228
@jeffhall4228 9 месяцев назад
Interstellar disco ball, noooooo. We've unleashed disco to the universe😮
@isapu1948
@isapu1948 9 месяцев назад
I'm thinking maybe we didn't want to arm ourselves because we were scared of what we'd do with the weapons later on 😅
@vysekrugger9186
@vysekrugger9186 Год назад
Disco will never die
@HawkGTboy
@HawkGTboy 11 месяцев назад
This is pretty much what would happen if the European Union was in charge of Earth’s defense. 😂
@lsporter88
@lsporter88 11 месяцев назад
Fascinating. Great story.
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 Год назад
Humans without weapons? I'm not sure I buy that. Still, interesting story
@Scarabswarm
@Scarabswarm 8 месяцев назад
Going through the comments and people are saying that they couldn't believe humans wouldn't build weapons, or that humans should have fought. I feel these people are thinking way too small scale. Humans *did* build weapons, and we *did* fight. That story is about how we built, tempered, and weilded two entire empires as sword and shield against a crushing foe. Humanity conducted warfare on a massive scale, by moving our allies to act on our behalf, just like a swordsman moves his muscles to swing a sword. Saying "why didn't humanity fight" is like asking an individual muscle in a sword arm to leap out and cut the enemy: its duty isn't to be a weapon in and of itself, its real strength is only realized in how it directs the weapon.
@funkmastaC
@funkmastaC Год назад
As for the disco ball. It doesn’t count as shots fired if it’s reflected enemy fire.
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 Год назад
Thank you for the reading
@michelelyons9410
@michelelyons9410 9 месяцев назад
Wonderful story!
@aljeandropacheco3608
@aljeandropacheco3608 6 месяцев назад
Yeah. If you mess with any of our home system planets. It's going to be a very bad day for you
@rowdyharger2799
@rowdyharger2799 4 месяца назад
Sadly disco will never die " Staying alive'
@Calaban619
@Calaban619 5 месяцев назад
When you think Masterful Logistics is pacifism, oh.... you sweet summer child.
@Calaban619
@Calaban619 5 месяцев назад
...for what is more combat effective: a thousand well armed soldiers? Or a single machine gunner, with limitless ammunition resupplys, and replacement gun parts?
@alexforest4190
@alexforest4190 9 месяцев назад
Love this story
@FumblsTheSniper
@FumblsTheSniper 9 месяцев назад
Nah, the asteroids would be speaking in Cantonese.
@IAMMRAMAZING
@IAMMRAMAZING 8 месяцев назад
The LDS church is one of the biggest humanitarian organization's donating millions to help those in need
@Fuxy22
@Fuxy22 Год назад
Let me guess... the real weapons are either on ice or not built to prevent temptation... there is no way the humans are not prepared... we know better than anyone it is best to be prepared but at the same time temptation is a bitch so it's best to have plans ready but not built instead not having at all.
@Chaos-Devil51
@Chaos-Devil51 Год назад
I wouldn't want to live in that version of humanity.
@paradoxpaladin
@paradoxpaladin 11 месяцев назад
Technique wise, Decently written. Content wise though....... The Delusionally Wishful Thinking of a Hippy. Was my first thought. Try eating animal protein.
@TheGelatinousSnake
@TheGelatinousSnake Год назад
Great thing about O’Neil Cylinders, even if housing just 1 million each…. By the time you have great propulsion to get to the stars, you have propulsion to harvest the Ort Cloud here around Sol. You can house 5 Trillion Humans here at Sol alone. 1% of the population of pacifist humanity being military would be 50 Billion soldiers.. over 6 Earths worth of Soldiers during Peacetime.
@khaoskowl1640
@khaoskowl1640 Год назад
Of course we made a death disco ball
@araaraaura1887
@araaraaura1887 Год назад
In this episode, humanity has been infected with terminal stupidity.
@SoMuchFacepalm
@SoMuchFacepalm Год назад
Nah, we just outsourced the risks.
@treyriver5676
@treyriver5676 Год назад
Lend Lease at spiral arm scale.
@rossiie0440
@rossiie0440 Год назад
I dont like pacifist, so i did not do it for me. Story concept was not bad/somewhat interesting though.
@heavykyio
@heavykyio Год назад
Humans pacifist? AND SPECIALLY WHEN EARTH IS BEING ATTACKED? Sorry fam that's a 40k moment right there and humans would make Cadia look like a skirmish.
@solounwapodemuchos
@solounwapodemuchos Год назад
Probably this is an offshoot of a greater human empire in a second galaxy or behind a dimensional portal
@nielsjensen4185
@nielsjensen4185 9 месяцев назад
Stories like this depend on a fatal lack of any sort of xeno-historical investigation.
@Wolfen443
@Wolfen443 10 месяцев назад
That a little too pacifistic, even pacifistic humans could have a home fleet and military resources to defend at least their borders.
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 Год назад
If Primarch Guillaman and Ultramar were pacifists.
@TheStartrek99
@TheStartrek99 7 месяцев назад
Logistics wins wars....
@chrisbecke2793
@chrisbecke2793 Год назад
Humans not shooting when attacked? Pull the other one.
@debra-qq1np
@debra-qq1np Год назад
There are some interesting variations on human pacifism out there. In one, there was a planet of very self regulated people. rebellious youth who didn't want to be part of their culture competed fiercely against each other, and the winners were given their own ship(s) and exiled. In the last paragraph, a winner of the competition is in his new ship. He is talking to the equivalent of traffic control (I think) & doesn't understand why his people were not conquering the Galaxy. The answer was basically 'been there, done that. We were ready for a real challenge, so we began to control ourselves instead of controlling others.' The story ended as the YA is still caught in the mental whiplash of 'wait - WHAT?!'
@singletona082
@singletona082 Год назад
Yea nope I'm sorry but I can see humanity by and large going 'please stop. Please do not make us angry you will not like-' *BING* 'D E A T H T O T H E X E N O S'
@carlfranz6805
@carlfranz6805 Год назад
I'll m not sure but I think it's been done...
@sleepygryph
@sleepygryph Год назад
In this story pacifism is a choice that appears noble and when born from a philosophical conviction it can be, especially if only you bear the consequences of such convictions. Abstaining from activities you lack the confidence to control can be a sign of wisdom. The stagnation that comes from not mastering your nature is at best lazy and/or cowardly. When it's a choice and others must shoulder your responsibility as well as theirs then it's the worst, it's narcissism and superiority. You valued your philosophy over the sacrifices and hardships of others. Nothing you do to offset your choice will matter because you could have done more.
@DasHeino2010
@DasHeino2010 Год назад
Yeah... We dont need them... we already won! Because we made them believe... ^^
@kenshy10
@kenshy10 Год назад
I have never met a more pathetic creature than a pacifist. If you won't fight you can't decide your own fate, you become little more then a slave to those that will.
@neodinium7316
@neodinium7316 Год назад
Well you're only pacifist if youre capable of great violence, otherwise you're just harmless
@Zael_Moonblade
@Zael_Moonblade Год назад
You must never have met a True Pacifist. A True Pacifist is capable of great violence but has the strength of character to look for other solutions first.
@durt214
@durt214 Год назад
I have never met a more pathetic creature than one that would attack a pacifist. One that attacks those who cannot defend themselves, the children, the ill, the elderly. Not only is it pathetic for picking an easy prey, but it is also ignorant of the swift retribution that will follow.
@andrewstrongman305
@andrewstrongman305 Год назад
How do you define "if you won't fight"? Do you want everyone to serve in the military, or do you mean people avoiding violence in general?
@agelessrebellion8271
@agelessrebellion8271 Год назад
you dont decide your fate. that was signed sealed and delivered before you took your first breath. such a childish thing to believe in.
@beansworth5694
@beansworth5694 3 месяца назад
A story where we see humanity as a total opposite to anything resembling its actual self without any exploration as to how we got there feels like wishful fantasy more than a story where the author and the audience has a shared character in mind. I don't think the idea of a pacifist humanity is without merit, even for hfy, I just think it's a bit bland and wishful to not touch on how we'd become like that.
@pulverize3
@pulverize3 Год назад
Humanity could have handled it easily by themselves, but why would we pass up an opportunity to make friends do it for us.
@taetannim3581
@taetannim3581 Год назад
This author lost me at "humans had forgotten how to fight".
@NikkiTheViolist
@NikkiTheViolist 9 месяцев назад
maybe their politicians genetically modified them against aggressiveness
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 Год назад
Pure satire at its finest. Good read though.
@Dedsec-m9r
@Dedsec-m9r 8 месяцев назад
Humanity not going to war? BULLSHIT
@hansdampf640
@hansdampf640 11 месяцев назад
sure...
@JoaoSoares-rs6ec
@JoaoSoares-rs6ec Год назад
Humans pacifists 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, thry to piss them of, they'll see how pacifists actually are
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