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@77yvurc 2 года назад

I love how this is both heartwarming and unsettling for the aliens

@TheSolidSnakeOil 6 месяцев назад

It was unsettling for me too until he said children believed in it the most. So, it was either Santa or The Boogie Man. I had my hopes up that it was Santa.

@chadrowin2956 5 месяцев назад

@@TheSolidSnakeOil Just pause for a moment and give rise to this thought: The Tooth Fairy

@NathanBChampine 2 года назад

Santa goes interstellar. That's one heck of an FTL drive he's got there.

@giorgichachua11010 2 года назад

deers are on one hell of psychodelic

@silverseth7 2 года назад

@MarkJohnson-ro1ed 2 года назад

He's going to need a lot of cookies and milk to power that!

@wilhelminamyers146 Год назад

Santa & his reindeer, so far beyond FTL speeds, the light cannot catch up before he's off to his next stop!

@apart-timeastronaut6530 10 месяцев назад

Completely spoiled the video for me by being the top comment. As soon as I clicked it the first thing I saw was your comment

@MrHuntingClaw 2 года назад

That slow realization of which deity the story was about felt glorious.

@Emerald__Ace 2 года назад

This takes "Santa Claus is coming" to another level

@marclytle644 2 года назад

Get a towel.

@xtratic Год назад

Last time Santa came on a visit when i was a kid, i was sore for a week.

@GsusIsKing 2 года назад

This is exactly why the Science Fantasy genre is grossly underated.

@Zedyne 2 года назад

Around 3 minutes in I realized what this _unusual deity_ was. Brilliant!

@Zedyne 2 года назад

@OrionTheWildhunt I leave comments on videos I like and feel like commenting on? Haven't really been doing it lately though, so is there a problem?

@scott644 Год назад

I because to hope around 1:45, strongly suspect at 2:30, and at 2:45 I knew. Loved it!

@Mr_Jester980 2 года назад

Saint Nick's back at it again with his intergalactic starship, Rudolph 24.

@pipachu6516 2 года назад

As soon as it said teens stopped believing I figured out who it was and I couldn't stop laughing XD

@DaoYeLung Год назад

I'm sitting here thinking "is it capital "G" God?", until they started mentioning children being the biggest believers. When the realization hit me I started tearing up laughing.

@fauzanamar 2 года назад

Elf before:i'm so tired of making all this toy Elf after billion more alien children believe in santa:sunuva beetch

@wrathshorts2894 2 года назад

Each little elf used to fill up a shelf Making playthings and selflessly Thrilling us Now they're on crack and it feels Iraq Because Christmas time is killing us

@privatetrolldier5640 3 месяца назад

@wrathshorts2894 yo wrath what are you doing here?

@omargoodman2999 2 года назад

In base-1224 (December 24), H0H0H0 m/s would be ~155,788,572.3x light speed. That would be about fast enough to fly from one end of the Milky Way to the other and back again in a single Earth night. Maybe a bit of a tight schedule to hit every inhabited system, including orbital stations, moon colonies, etc. Let's flip the date convention to day/month and say it's H0H0H0 in base-2412. That would make for about 30 round trips across the galactic diameter in a single night and corresponds to ~4,629,294,505x light speed. That sounds more feasible. Also, fun fact, the Canadian postal code for the North Pole is H0H 0H0. It is specifically used for letters addressed to Santa and do not require postage. The US zip code for the same purpose is the far less interesting 88888.

@AustralianGrizzly 2 года назад

If that is the actual math that works. I love it even more...

@firedirewolf 2 года назад

I haven't seen a thing of "base-#" before and I don't know if hohoho is Greek numerals or what, could I ask for a math lesson please? I esh dumbz

@ceilyurie856 2 года назад

Ironically, the number 8 in many cultures is considered a "divine" number, and is also the perfect cube of the only EVEN prime, 2.

@omargoodman2999 2 года назад

@@firedirewolf basically, what you're used to using is base-10; it uses 10 numerals (0-9). The next number past 9 rolls over to the next place value, 1 ten and the ones resets back to 0; 10. But in, let's say, base-2 (binary) you only use 2 numerals (0 and 1). So after 1, the next number (2 in base-10) has to roll over and would be written as 10. So the numbers 0-9 in base-10, written in binary, would be 0, 1, 10, 11, 100, 101, 110, 111, 1000. Now, going the other way, you can also have bases greater than 10, but we don't have standard numerals greater than 9. Convention is to start using letters. Base-16 (hexadecimal) uses 16 numerals equivalent to the base-10 numbers 0-15; 0-9 followed by A-F. For example, the Dec number 15 would be F in Hex. And the next number rolls over and is written as 10 in Hex, but this is equal to 16 in Dec. Then you'd count up 11, 12, 13... 19, 1A, 1B, 1C, 1D, 1E, 1F, 20... the 20 in Hex here would equal 32 in Decimal. Now, for very exaggerated bases like what I used, they're still mathematically possible, but would be a nightmare to write out because you'd need thousands of distinct characters for the digits. I made a presumption that it started off using letters according to convention so in H 0 H 0 H 0 (those are zeros [0], BTW, not O's) the H is equivalent to 17 in Decimal. So this lets you write what would be a ridiculously huge number if written using decimal using a very short number of only 6 place values.

@markuhler2664 2 года назад

@@omargoodman2999 Very good explanation. Wish I had had a teacher walk through it that well. In their defense, not even history was a subject yet as it hadn't happened, & I got a Master's in fire & my wife a Ph.d in wheel making. I prefer a year/month/day date notation - it's good for file names for files that are repeated often like a weekly progress report. But 24 December has to be right in this case. No question on it.

@ShinigamiSparda Год назад

I mean... let's be honest, the other possibility would've been the Grim Reaper, so this is truly the best way this could've turned out.

@kennethpeterson7524 2 года назад

Until it mentioned that mostly children believed, I thought it was going to be Murphys Law

@daltonsharp6254 2 года назад

I thought it was going to be the grim reaper

@ObservingLibertarian 2 года назад

[shudder] carnage and woe be upon those who's deeds or words summon the arch demon Murphy. That would, however, be a horrifically funny HFY. Xeno's: [screaming] "How could your primitive minds conjure something so horrifying?" Humans: "Ha, you think that's bad, wait till you find out what existential dread is.", Xenos: "That didn't translate... what did you say?" Humans: oh, don't worry about it, you'll find out. Xenos: ... Humans: ... Xenos: We hate you. HUmans: We know.

@isaackinsley1662 2 года назад

@@ObservingLibertarian oh wow, that is funny yet horrible at the same time.

@ObservingLibertarian 2 года назад

@@isaackinsley1662 Yeah, every so often you see an hfy pop up where the concept of existential dread comes into play, Lovecraftian horrors and the like. it's a lesser used topic in the genre and those stories are usually a bit more introspective into human psychology rather than humorous. Makes for a fascinating read though. One aspect of the concept I've seen examined a few times would be when a xeno psychologist or some sort or other was giving a report or some form of examination into human psychology by means of our media. Such our popular forms of alien invasion or the horror genre. The key point made, which is actually rather interesting on it's own: human media in those two arenas tends to involve either supernatural or untannable force. Zombies, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, specters, wraiths, demons, devils -or for scifi - aliens of nearly incomprehensible levels of technological advancement. Or perhaps robots which are all-but indestructible killing machines. Now what does that say about humans? For something to scare us - it has to be something outlandish, fantastic, immeasurably superior to the extent of supernatural existential threat - and why? Well, anything less than that - just doesn't actually scare us, it doesn't even bother us all that much. The species survived multiple extinction level events which left genetically identifiable choke points where several times only a few thousand humans were left alive on the entire planet. We've had wars which claimed tens of millions of people. We were even engaging in *inter-continental* warfare before we so much as learned how to smelt iron. Nothing short of supernatural levels of existential threat - is even worth getting all that worked up about, it just falls by the wayside. Even outside of entertainment, look at how much concerted effort has to be *poured* into every possible moment of the day, to get people to wash their hands more often during a pandemic outbreak of a deadly airborne disease... why? Well - low death rate, that's why. It takes - that - much - effort: to get people to put on masks, because it takes quite just that much effort to try and get average, everyday, humans to be frightened of something. Otherwise all you get is "meh" - and they go about their day, no F's given. That's humanity, and for all of us we just kind of roll with it because this is us, this is what we're used to. This is Friday man, pandemic or no pandemic - I want to visit the bar and chase some strange. From an outsiders perspective though, from a potential Xeno perspective: the fact that nothing short of impossibly strong, impossibly powerful and impossible advanced enemies - can even remotely *warrant* a genuine fear response from humans, would probably be utterly terrifying. It's a concept you don't see pop up _very often_ in hfy, but I enjoy the introspection when I do see it, the outsider viewpoint looking at humanity is interesting to contemplate.

@dadudeme Год назад

@@daltonsharp6254he death is a nice guy. He relieves you from your earthly pains and takes you wherever you need to go. But he doesn't rush you, or force you to leave the in between, you can stay as long as you want in that space where you can see them but they can't see you. And when you are ready, he will be there to guide you through to the other side.

@ewils423 Год назад

I went looking for HFY stories to be put into an even darker mood tonight..... I have now left feeling... very Jolly. I love you Santa.

@BunnyTheOverlord 8 месяцев назад

I never get gifts on Christmas but its still my favorite holiday just because of the Hope and Joy that Santa represents.

@scotteggert9820 2 года назад

Of course, it would be Santa Claus. The one thing all children believe in. So now the universe has a new Jolly God with a belly that shakes like a bowl of Jelly.

@blackfire3744 2 года назад

Up till the 3 minute mark, I was expecting it to be Chuck Norris.

@matthewlaw3763 2 года назад

my thought exactly.

@davidkipping666 2 года назад

Just remember that the first god saved the universe, so it could have been Chuck Norris or Flash Gordan.

@blackfire3744 2 года назад

@@davidkipping666 Well... Segata Sanshiro did ride a missile that was bound for the Sega headquarters of Japan into space before it exploded. He'd be a fair contender as well for the first god to show up.

@CheeseyBreezey 2 года назад

Yup, sounded like a Chuck Norris joke right until the speed was detailed.

@MrSuperbeast92 2 года назад

SAME!! LMFAO

@Iluvantir Год назад

Okay, that was the most heartwarming story I've had read to me in a LONG time. Humans and all Alien Children singing joyfully: "Santa Claus is Coming to town!" Alien governments in mass panic: "Santa Is Coming!!!!..." You know, after that first event, it's not going to be just the young children believing... teens will believe again, and so will adults. Year after year with hand-made, specially designed presents for everyone? Which adult is so grown up he doesn't want a special teddy bear made just to order for themself!

@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 2 года назад

Now that was a great "error" message. How he comes to be "Him" varies, but his actions and deeds are always the same. Happy New Year!

@ojutay8375 Год назад

This is a very cute story. Though he's now an unstoppable being and you literally can't keep him out of your house

@humanoiddragon3723 4 месяца назад

Why are you in my house?! Meme 😂😂😂😂😂

@doctorbright1065 2 года назад

This would require Santa to not be real to begin with, which we all know isn't true. He's bringing us all joy and laughter for many generations.

@kingfairytale4306 Год назад

You still are not allowed to use chainsaw cannons on Christmas Dr. Bright, or any other day for that matter.

@boobah5643 2 года назад

My first thought for 'esoteric cross-cultural human deity' was Murphy. We, uh... we probably _don't_ want Murphy to visit, although once a year would be a nice improvement on the status quo.

@wildwikedwanderer1208 2 года назад

You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not shout. I’m telling you why. Santa Claus 🎅 is coming to town.

@CheeseyBreezey 2 года назад

Just don't tell them about krampus. They'll be shitting bricks for weeks.

@TheCaptNoname 2 года назад

He sees you when you're spacing, He knows how you put welds, He knows if you've been bad or good, So be good, for goodness' sake.

@joshuam5923 2 года назад

I don't know why, that ending was unnerving, on the plus side free coal

@DarkNova69 2 года назад

I think this is my favorite one so far, it lifted a bad day for me. thank you

@mrhoneyafro Год назад

Yo, Santa is so powerful that the man turned enemies on the battlefield, friends.

@micahscott3895 9 месяцев назад

"Oh Rudolph with your nose so bright!, won't you guide my sleigh at the speed of light"

@Greenphantom16 2 месяца назад

😂

@juliantotriwijaya9208 Год назад

I was expecting the real god God to be summoned, the source of all things, the one formless eldritch horror being that started existance itself, a being capable of spliting itself into many form/limbs, holy trinity or even more but still part of one body. I did not expect Santa Clause to be a god, but I guess the part about children should have been a clue.

@iviewardden5436 Год назад

Yes you cannot stop Old Saint Nick

@nixpardus3575 Год назад

when this first started out i figured itd be the grim reaper as the grim reaper seems to be in almost every religion of earth and generally has a very base standard of what it is. a being cloaked in darkness and wielding a weapon. most if not all religions (im not 100% on that) have death or the grim reaper depicted that way, the only real variations that are of note that would stop the being from manifesting is if he is a guide to the after life or the harvester of souls, the one who decides your time. also some depict as a skeletal figure while others are just shadow but i dont see that being so big a difference as to stop the manifestation

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 года назад

Bless the Narrator Bless the Author

@lawrencem.37 2 года назад

Of course Santa is real. He is currently running for Alaska's vacant seat in congress. He is even from North Pole... Alaska.

@Wotan874 9 месяцев назад

I recognized it when there was told "teenagers usually stop believing, but as adults told their children because it was the right thing to do" ... I love this story

@syrathdouglas1244 2 года назад

Well this was unexpectedly wholesome

@kdrapertrucker Год назад

Twas the night before Christmas on ceti alpha 3, and I was watching the sensors with a steaming cup of tea. When all at once subspace sensors began to clatter, I pulled up a visual to see what was the matter. When what did my wondering eyes see, from the video feed from satellite 3.

@rickkephartactual7706 11 месяцев назад

LOL. that was one unique HFY story and I loved it!

@dacomputernerd4096 Год назад

Fun fact: Canada made the north pole's postal code H0-H0-H0

@Joshua-gs8ln Год назад

YAY I LOVE THIS ONE!!! I listen to it each year for Christmas.

@jon12700 2 года назад

Took me a few minutes, but when we where at once a year, and a specific signal and parents stopping to believe but teaching their kids it hit me... And it hit me hard xD dear lord

@Zander2212 2 года назад

I realized when they said teenagers stop believing. This is hilarious.

@GravitWry 2 года назад

Oh my fucking god, I never groaned so hard when I realised who this "Deity" was even before they said who it was.

@thearchangel2716 2 года назад

I like how your the only person here complaining

@wilemelliott 2 года назад

Well... beats the birth of a god in the 40k universe...yeek

@kingfairytale4306 Год назад

Yeah………. Ever since slaanesh was “muderfucked” into existence, things have kinda gotten out of hand.

@gearsfan6669 Год назад

I was fully expecting a dragon/Smaug instead I find this video oddly at the perfect time of year

@steve2008s 2 года назад

bueatful , a tear in my cheak

@erikagehm2805 2 года назад

I was expecting it to be a Jesus, Satan, or Santa story.

@XwerffX 2 года назад

I was specting superman or something like that

@erikagehm2805 2 года назад

@@XwerffX I could see that. The thing that made me give up on the superhero was when esoteric was mentioned.

@ThornMu 2 года назад

My prediction was batman until the teens were mentioned.

@latemanparodius5133 2 года назад

How long until he starts leaving coal or some cultural analogue for some political leaders across the galaxy?

@kanoslayer2735 2 года назад

Ah god-forging. Such fun!

@EAZ36588 Год назад

For a while there I was getting worried for the universe since I was thinking Murphy until they said all the kids wanted him to be real then I knew there would be a much happier ending 🎅ho ho ho

@piglin469 9 месяцев назад

Dont give old man murphy amo

@GuyWhoWatchesStuff 2 года назад

Haven't listened to the entire thing but I'm betting 100% it's Santa Claus

@comparatorclock Год назад

Started akin to Theros, ended akin to a benevolent SCP anomaly. Go figure.

@VitaNocturno 10 месяцев назад

This was quite wholesome for a HFY story, but it made me smile

@properfunny 2 года назад

And here I thought it would be either Murphy or Lady Luck.

@kclark8266 Год назад

That was a really good. I was trying to decide whether or not it was the god of Murphy's law or Santa

@rucerius4968 2 года назад

This gave me a much needed laugh

@RTanna89 2 года назад

Should have saved this one for December!

@EndsBeginning 2 года назад

The story was actually released on Christmas on reddit. I remember reading it at the time.

@reesewhittington6778 Год назад

“My goals are beyond your understanding.” “…Well, the understanding of some of you. Ho ho ho!” “No but seriously, Bezos, you better have a bodyguard cause your getting your coal upside the head this time.”

@johncunningham4820 9 месяцев назад

What a Warm and Fuzzy Story .

@tonyneal910 5 месяцев назад

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. This little story brought literal tears of joy to my eyes. Thank you. 😊😊😊😊😊👏👏👏👏❤❤❤👍

@KuDastardly 9 месяцев назад

The moment the word "toy" came into the story, I already knew, lol! Incidentally, if the galactic civilization gets any bigger, Santa's likely gonna need to perform "Kage Bunshin No Jutsu" in the trillions just to cover every place in an ever-expanding galaxy all within a span of a single day practically.

@neo2652 2 года назад

Santa what the FUCK did you feed your reindeer to make them that fast!?

@wilhelminamyers146 Год назад

I LOVE IT! Humans made it possible for Santa, the spirit of rewarding good children for good behavior, to conquer the galaxy!

@jakevex4198 Год назад

And so Old Saint Nick ditched the the Reindeer and the sled for an FTL Drive and a spaceship

@waterpicker Год назад

Pretty sure he is still uses the sleigh and reindeer. While real in that universe, he would be something more akin to a fully manifested and realized egergore aka not bound by conventional physics.

@paulhuston9991 2 года назад

My bet was on Santa when they said teens and adults don't belive lol

@bobbyadamson3154 2 года назад

I was expecting Murphy lol

@jdtheone Год назад

Well that's an angle of science fiction that I never thought of and just awesome actually a good story absolutely fascinating 😀 👍 😊

@nomar229 8 месяцев назад

Had to look for this again. Merry Christmas everyone!

@faithhellman402 6 месяцев назад

I didn't realize until we got to the presents, but man, this one was good. 😂

@scott644 8 месяцев назад

It's that time of year again. Let us honor him well. ^_^

@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth 2 года назад

It took me about 3 minutes to realize it was Santa Claus.

@cletusmartin4628 2 года назад

FOR GOD EMPEROR STABBY!

@allenmorgan1007 Год назад

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

@trentthehehim3936 8 месяцев назад

Santa is a belief. The belief in “ Giving is better than receiving” as children we believe in the physical manifestation of Santa and as adults we understand the Idea. The physical manifestation may not be true but the belief is VERY real.

@joshbras9400 Месяц назад

Damn it by the time I figured out what was going on it was too late, and I was too deep into the telling. It was some good fun.

@lazarus9165 2 года назад

So what horrible menace did Santa vanquish?

@kingfairytale4306 Год назад

Disbelief in himself.

@EvieWingweaver13 2 года назад

At least it's not Krampus.

@beingsneaky 2 года назад

I had never heard of krumpus tell recently.. and I am 57.

@Firesgone 2 года назад

@@beingsneaky It's a newer myth based on the idea of everything having an opposite. In this case Santa 🎅 Ironically the story of Krumpus makes it out as being older than Santa despite it being a response to him. The myth says that Krumpus will ransack and kill villages that forgot the spirit of Christmas. In other words, instead of Santa giving a whole village coal Krumpus kills everyone. There is a good horror movie about this that came out around 2015. I'd recommend it!

@beingsneaky 2 года назад

@@Firesgone ah ok thanks.

@ckl9390 2 года назад

@@Firesgone I thought Krumpus was a holdover from pre-Christian Germanic paganism that explained why households or entire villages sometimes died or disappeared entirely during winter. That they must have done something wrong to be punished in that way. Being an opposing analogue to Saint Nicklaus would have been part of local culture being adapted to fit the christian narrative, even if that did happen more recently.

@ElicBehexan 7 месяцев назад

I figured it out before you said it, but this was really good!

@rockfan243 Год назад

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