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Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: The Nanny 

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@robertmiller2831
@robertmiller2831 4 месяца назад
Just reminds me that in Ancient Greece Spartan Nannies were highly sought after. Never mess with a mother that is protecting children. You will regret it for the short time you are still alive.
@najroe
@najroe 4 месяца назад
try taking a kitten from a cat that you are not fully accepted by, just remember to phobe the ambulance first, mother cats have chased bears and alligators away from their kittens... you are just a minor nuisance.
@Primearch-GG
@Primearch-GG 4 месяца назад
Memorandum on human fighting skills: for humans, even the floor is a weapon.
@zambekiller
@zambekiller 4 месяца назад
Alien 1 - Are you crazy?! You want to fight a human on one of their nursery worlds?! Alien 2 - What's the problem their not that tuff? Alien 1 - That's not the problem the problem is they are never unarmed! Alien 2 - Oh that's just a myth they have no natural weapons Alien 1 - No they don't but they are experts in what they call improvised weapons! Alien 2 - You're just over exaggerating Alien 1 - I was there when a human ripping their own arm off and proceeded to beat that Drelgintor ambassador to death with it!
@Primearch-GG
@Primearch-GG 4 месяца назад
@@zambekiller very realistic conversation. Needs a bit of proofreading though.
@Bob_H
@Bob_H 4 месяца назад
Floor, wall, gravity, or whatever feels good
@Primearch-GG
@Primearch-GG 4 месяца назад
@@Bob_H well, feel good for the human. For the one on the receiving end, not so much...
@jeremydaniels3904
@jeremydaniels3904 4 месяца назад
There are two types of weapons. One you hit the enemy with, and one that you hit with the enemy.
@thomasrobson6370
@thomasrobson6370 4 месяца назад
Always defend and protect the little ones regardless if they are yours or not
@Maeshalanadae
@Maeshalanadae 4 месяца назад
Children are as precious to us as they are to you, yes.
@McKavian
@McKavian 4 месяца назад
Whether they are your species or not.
@Boopboob
@Boopboob 4 месяца назад
Hell yeah.
@Edmar_Thorn
@Edmar_Thorn 4 месяца назад
I love the stories of "don't fuck with the children" :3
@zarendahl
@zarendahl 4 месяца назад
Especially if the nanny is a Latina. Hell hath no fury like a vengeful Latina.
@robertschumacher2707
@robertschumacher2707 4 месяца назад
Never. EVER! Mess with Momma Bear.
@wolfoffenris9951
@wolfoffenris9951 4 месяца назад
Alien guide to don't fuck up (human edition) Dont fuck with: - there younglings - there pets - there boats
@wolfoffenris9951
@wolfoffenris9951 4 месяца назад
Alien guide to don't fuck up (human edition) Dont fuck with: - there younglings - there pets - there boats
@dirdydan
@dirdydan 4 месяца назад
Fight or flight and she ain't a bird
@richardowen6402
@richardowen6402 4 месяца назад
The game of Hide and Seek has a new meaning to me now........I may be wrong but I've seen it in movies when the barbarians/monster/ Murderer turns up so often in media it's become a trope.
@Heidao623
@Heidao623 4 месяца назад
One of the greatest rules of humanity, don't hurt kids
@jnachtig2
@jnachtig2 4 месяца назад
Despite Glar's insistence, the Empress insisted on watching the video. 3 days later an disk was delivered, without pomp or comment, to each of the Nobel Houses. The encryption was such that only the head of the house could open it. It contained 2 files and a message. The first file was the video from the nursery The second file was a proclamation by the empress that a special cadre of humans with police and military backgrounds was being formed to exclusively investigate and eliminate threats to the royal children. The message simply stated "Ezekiel 25:17"
@warlockghovat5745
@warlockghovat5745 4 месяца назад
Hopefully edited to hide the location of the safe room.
@Tejyasn
@Tejyasn 4 месяца назад
​@warlockghovat5745 a new saferoom was swiftly built, only openable by the blood-peint of humans underrated Royal employ...
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic 4 месяца назад
Story 8ve been meaning to write called Our children mean the world to us. A new colony gets glassed, 1000 adults and 12 children are killed. Humanity responds by cracking 12 of the attackers planets and bombing the rest back to the stone age. At the galactic council. We have said time and again our children mean the world to us, we never said it was our world and now our children mean Your world to you.
@Saeryfim
@Saeryfim 4 месяца назад
"Olly olly oxen free!" was originally "Calling all the outs in free". *The more you knooooow!* (Also, they should've let the royalty know about it. They'd be ecstatic that they don't need to pay as many guards to be on duty around the kids! XD)
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 4 месяца назад
Oh, they do need as many guards around the kids, they just happen to have a nanny that doubles as a very dangerous bodyguard for children.
@truekurayami
@truekurayami 4 месяца назад
debatable. Sure they will be happy she could substitute numerous guards in a pinch, but there is the reverse side what if Garcia turned against their Majesties it would take more force to stop her, and the Empress was shown to be enough of a "mama bear" that she wouldn't want to risk her kids being caught up as collateral just as much as Garcia.
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 4 месяца назад
The queen was prejudiced and jealous. This was just the excuse she needed to fire the nanny.
@krevor4095
@krevor4095 4 месяца назад
+++Six Months Later+++ The Empress finds the records. Alexis is adopted into the royal family.
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 4 месяца назад
The empress is prejudiced and jealous. This is just the execuse she'll need to fire the nanny.
@hraharahra
@hraharahra 4 месяца назад
Honor guard of fully trained and equipped human warriors to follow and protect the royal children everywhere is formed. Few weeks after another assasination attempt, a noble High house, spontaneously combust, turning the unfortunate clan in fried chickens. No more attempts against the protected by the honor guard was ever made.
@johnnyrotten3175
@johnnyrotten3175 4 месяца назад
​@@anathardayaldarunder normal circumstances I would agree, but she protected The empress's brood. That gives them a bond transcending what they didn't have before. Plus, she would probably understand now the rule about 'always keep a human on your side !' The video from the nursery showed graphically what happens if you don't 😅
@robisclimbing5359
@robisclimbing5359 4 месяца назад
Nanny: "Krav Maga!!!" Assassin: "Who is that?"
@LockandLoad79
@LockandLoad79 4 месяца назад
Hah. I bet her real name is not Garcia. It's Roberta "The Terminator"/"The Bloodhound"/Rosarita Cisneros; She took her previous masters name as a new alias. Can't be Fabiola, because Fabiola does not fight like a mad dog.
@mrd1433
@mrd1433 17 дней назад
Ah, A fellow person of culture.
@billcook7285
@billcook7285 4 месяца назад
Adrenaline is a hell'a crazy drug. 😂
@HumourlessPig
@HumourlessPig 4 месяца назад
I choose to believe that this nanny is played by Fran Drescher.
@Zaluskowsky
@Zaluskowsky 4 месяца назад
a fricken gree
@WILIZIN
@WILIZIN 4 месяца назад
Fran kicking alien ass with that Brooklyn twang.
@dtavs_exe
@dtavs_exe 4 месяца назад
Hollow bones? Yeah they had no chance against human nanny.
@AnikaJarlsdottr
@AnikaJarlsdottr 4 месяца назад
when a human woman takes children under her wing, whether they be hers or another's, woe betide the poor sucker who declares intent to harm them.
@Just_Tired
@Just_Tired 4 месяца назад
After hearing this, the first thing that comes to mind is Roberta from Black Lagoon.
@kennethmana3103
@kennethmana3103 4 месяца назад
Bloodhound of Florencia
@Darkinu2
@Darkinu2 4 месяца назад
I just watched CJ Dachamp video on her. There wouldn't be anything left of the Noble Houses that hired the Assassins much less the Assassins themselves.
@sanadamakie
@sanadamakie 4 месяца назад
Whoaa, can't remember the name of the story, but wasn't there a similar one where a human nanny killed some people that had boarded the space ship was working on? That nanny also used Oxen Free to get the kids out of hiding. Same person?
@randomstranger9674
@randomstranger9674 4 месяца назад
Yes, I think this story was a thinly veiled copy of that original one.
@X9Killbot
@X9Killbot 4 месяца назад
If anyone remembers the name let me know cause I love those kind of stories.
@rydergolde3169
@rydergolde3169 4 месяца назад
​@@randomstranger9674 I wouldn't call this one a copy nobody owns "Olly Olly Oxenfree", and the hide and seek might've been a reference, if that not to mention I've seen *another* story about a nanny, where the nanny was hired on a planet and fought off several raiders; just like this story, that one has the nanny putting the kids in a shelter before ripping and tearing *at most* I can see this story having subconsciously been inspired by any number of similar stories, but calling it a copy is just dishonest
@sanadamakie
@sanadamakie 4 месяца назад
@@X9Killbot I wish I knew.
@randomstranger9674
@randomstranger9674 4 месяца назад
@@rydergolde3169 There's nothing dishonest about saying that this story uses a plot almost identical to an older story by a different author and including some very similar key phrases.
@mattbrown5511
@mattbrown5511 4 месяца назад
Rule one; never even think about harming a child, any child, unless you wish all of Hell upon yourself.
@carlfranz6805
@carlfranz6805 4 месяца назад
Well, sonebody has seen "The Sound of Music".
@wigginender
@wigginender 4 месяца назад
First question was, "can she sing? " Second question was, "can she fight? "
@theblueslimeboi
@theblueslimeboi 4 месяца назад
Thwy don't have to be my kids to be MY kids.
@foogee5403
@foogee5403 4 месяца назад
When "Their only fear is you" kicks in, I guess. Great story, thanks for narrating it! :) Edit: Also reminds me of the story "Babysitter" ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gErtlll1uPk.html Edit 2: Or "Cute and Cudly" ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Zy_FOlk7SDU.html
@Darkinu2
@Darkinu2 4 месяца назад
Or "The Carer". But I see men and women of culture here.
@SenneWMichiels
@SenneWMichiels 4 месяца назад
Heh, the xenophile hypernet sites.
@samsignorelli
@samsignorelli 4 месяца назад
Galactic Rule 34
@Shyster099
@Shyster099 3 месяца назад
And that was grandma. Hire some human guards. Love this story!
@leechowning2712
@leechowning2712 4 месяца назад
Lets just all agree that A: we all need human nannies and B: we stop playing assasinate the hiers. Because the only thing worse than her success is what she would do if someone had managed to hurt one of those little ones.
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 4 месяца назад
She already slaughtered them all. What worse can she do?
@leechowning2712
@leechowning2712 4 месяца назад
@@anathardayaldar They were hired by someone. That someone could have a very bad accident.
@nicholassmile5800
@nicholassmile5800 4 месяца назад
She said "Denzel Washington, "king Kong ain't got", and then left the room.
@jasonwarren9279
@jasonwarren9279 4 месяца назад
I wish I could up vote this more than once.
@jdtheone
@jdtheone 4 месяца назад
You want to see a human in full battle rage threaten the children any children and you will regret it for the extremely short time you live
@luisortiz9017
@luisortiz9017 4 месяца назад
Not going to lie I literally thought Mary Poppins going to be in this one😅😂
@nesapanjalingam704
@nesapanjalingam704 4 месяца назад
Thank you 😊
@Tejyasn
@Tejyasn 4 месяца назад
NEVER get between a Human and a child of *any* species they have chosen to protect.
@DanPeacock
@DanPeacock 4 месяца назад
Don't. Mess. With. Mamma Bear.
@dire9084
@dire9084 4 месяца назад
Mamais mad. She go BBBUUURRRRR!
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 4 месяца назад
Thank you for the reading
@medical-cyanide1526
@medical-cyanide1526 4 месяца назад
Good story. However even with the excerpt it still makes minimal sense. I would’ve preferred If say she was trying to hold off time because it looked like the invaders knew about the safe room and had say codes or tools to get in… or even something as simple as she was trying to throw them off of the trail/stall for guard forces and things turned violent.
@mattsteele7681
@mattsteele7681 4 месяца назад
Que the doom music
@benjamincabreraaparicio8684
@benjamincabreraaparicio8684 4 месяца назад
Protect the little uns
@YouKnowWhatNow
@YouKnowWhatNow 4 месяца назад
"can she sing" - bad/awesome 80s flick - the joke. i forget the name
@splitirisbear4589
@splitirisbear4589 4 месяца назад
Amen sister
@s0cc451
@s0cc451 4 месяца назад
HAHA, I CLAIMED THIS COMMENT SECTION FOR THE MACHINE GOD!!!
@PeoplecallmeLucifer
@PeoplecallmeLucifer 4 месяца назад
Don't make me get the wrench!!!
@RealBelisariusCawl
@RealBelisariusCawl 4 месяца назад
Praise the Omnissiah
@foogee5403
@foogee5403 4 месяца назад
k
@X9Killbot
@X9Killbot 4 месяца назад
@@PeoplecallmeLucifer That's what he wants you to do! Get the rust spray!!!
@zambekiller
@zambekiller 4 месяца назад
All these damn tech-preists stealin our tech why don't ya go and explore a tomb-world
@PeoplecallmeLucifer
@PeoplecallmeLucifer 4 месяца назад
14:18 What kind of pause?! I never thought the word "pregnant" can be used instead of "long" or "prolonged"
@oftcrash
@oftcrash 4 месяца назад
It’s a pause with an expectation of something about to happen.
@alfreddelcrow9941
@alfreddelcrow9941 4 месяца назад
Children can be annoying BUT! it's still our duty to protect and if needed die to keep them safe.
@MigdalShen
@MigdalShen 4 месяца назад
Heavens forfend. 🤣Not merely a Human, but a deeply religious Human!!!
@335chr
@335chr 4 месяца назад
Man Mary Poppins got hardcore when she when to outer space
@mattstrandquist2148
@mattstrandquist2148 4 месяца назад
We defend children. No exceptions.
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar 4 месяца назад
Alexis: "Doe, a deer, a female deer..." Xeno: What's a deer? Alexis: Oh. A prey animal we used to hunt and eat. Xeno: OMG
@Engie50Limerick
@Engie50Limerick 4 месяца назад
@Maeshalanadae
@Maeshalanadae 4 месяца назад
Wasn’t quite the quote from the passage, but close enough I suppose.
@Chokah
@Chokah 4 месяца назад
Quirk of translation software?
@Maeshalanadae
@Maeshalanadae 4 месяца назад
@@ChokahMaybe so. But perhaps Matthew 10 would have been a better quote. “Take heed ye despise not one of these little ones, for I say unto you, that in Heaven the angels do always behold the face of my Father which is in Heaven.”
@FoxDren
@FoxDren 4 месяца назад
It's correct, it's the exact text of the king James bible translation.
@asonofdorn8442
@asonofdorn8442 4 месяца назад
Christ is king!
@ARandomULTRAKILLFan
@ARandomULTRAKILLFan 4 месяца назад
yay first commnet
@williamcastro3017
@williamcastro3017 4 месяца назад
WARNING! Mama Bear mode Activated! RUN, oops too late. 🧏🏽‍♂️😊👍🏽
@carlfranz6805
@carlfranz6805 4 месяца назад
Well, sonebody has seen "The Sound of Music".
@Terran.Marine.2
@Terran.Marine.2 4 месяца назад
I should rewatch.
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