Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: The Voices Of Weapons 

I was expecting the f22 raptor to say would you intercept me I’d intercept me

"would you intercept me?" *Smacks lips* "I'd intercept me!"

Dwarf: touches f22 F22: Would you intercept me? Is intercept me. I'd intercept me hard.

No officer in the military would would EVER speak ill of the A10. It's a beast. It can fly even when shot to pieces. Foot soldiers ADORE the A10.

I imagine just how terrified that B52 would have started talking through the dwarf as "here comes the sun" levels of angry. Buff is nearly 100 years old and even the Japanese believe a weapon over a hundred has its own soul... Then some dwarf adds a little magic and potentially dies feeding it mana lol

The first time I heard this narrated it ended with a sound bite of an A-10 singing the song of its people.

Other council races: "They don't use sword or bow, their armor couldn't stop a sewing needle, and they have no magic to speak of! How could you possibly Entertain that we would lose to these humans?!" Dwarf: "*YOU DIDN'T TOUCH GRANDPA BUFF!*" Council races: "...who?"

If I remember correctly. If you’re on the ground. The first brrt is the sound of the bullets hitting the target. The second is the sound of the gun catching up. Getting to hear either means you weren’t the target.

Imagine that dwarf meeting up with a B-52 Stratofortress. "Listen, childe. My wings are longer than the distance of the first powered flight that Man made. I have..." The bragging session would go on for DAYS.

One error: The F-22 HATES its showhorse life. The few military pilots I've known say that the one thing that the F-22s want is to leave that tent and get dirty. They recognize that they are actually on equal footing with the "grunts" but, as any highborn will tell you, it's difficult to actually feel that "equal importance" thing if you're not allowed to play with the commoners. The stealth nature of The Kid's purpose is why it has to be treated as more fragile than it is. And carousing like that Warthog gets to risks revealing way too many secrets. The Kid knows that being superior in so many ways does not make it better, and wishes for the combat that would make it plane to see. That would make it feel like the part of the team it objectively knows it is. To use its stealth to find targets for the Warthog, to escort the 14s and 15s, and support the ground troops in some way... Perhaps with recon or escorting supply drops. Arrogance can be depressing to one who has not earned it. BTW, any good tool user, from soldiers to Smiths, to woodworkers have the abilities of these Dwarven Listeners. And a pilot that can't hear their plane speaking is like a Captain that can't hear his ship - it will not go well with them. The host must have recognized what the Dwarf was doing when it touched The Kid, and knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he showed him the Warthog. He should introduce the Dwarf Listener to Grandpa Buff. An original, experienced model that has SEEN things. 😈

A-10: I FIRE EXPLOSIVE REDBULL CANS AT 72 ROUNDS A SECOND!! Human: shhhhh....the T-90s can wait

Ah, the A-10: The best WMD with a plane attached ever made by a washing machine company that can drop itself out of the sky if it ever gets too trigger happy.

Just this once, should have done SFX and grabbed a clip of the A-10's gun for that last line lol

Too bad he didn't touch Grandpa buff. Someone who would tell him to get off his lawn by the Megaton

"My lord, a word if you please" Muvric said as he practically dragged the delegation leader out of earshot of the humans. Pressing his face an inch away from the leader's and with a seething whisper "Get a non-aggression treaty with these people NOW!"

Having worked on the A-10s, I don't like the Col. Now if the dwarf was shatting bricks on an A-10, i wonder how much more he would shat touching an M2 Browning? Especially the old girls that served in WW2 and continue to serve.

I would love to see his listen to a strategic weapon. "What do you mean you are built to target terrain features!"

Now I want to see what the Buff has to show this dwarf.

Now imagine that dwarf touching an AC-130J Ghostrider.....yes, humans have _dragons_ too.

Elves: Trust me bro, the war will be easy. Dwarfs after looking for them self: THAT FKING PLANE CAN OBLITARATE A SIEGE TOWER IN UNDER 10 MINUTES. WHO TF GAVE YOU THAT INTEL??!! Elves: Nah, they dont even use bows, swords and a proud knights armor anymore! Dwarf: How tf did you frickers survived that long? Like, thats saying a dragon isnt a dangerous best, just beccause it doesnt carrys a sword and armor around!

Stri-Striker 8-7... Gopher 1-Actual. Stri-strike on my position... Dan-Danger... close. The radio went silent.. and the A-10 howled in anguish, as it pitched down on an attack run, bellowing out its rage in a stream of depleted uranium slugs, strafing the enemy position. The pilot felt that rage echoing through the airframe, and returned it with his own.

Screw anyone who dissed the A-10, she was built in anticipation of fighting in the apocalypse, and she is here to stay

I was fully expecting them to show them a nuke as a warning and then the dwarves would lose their collective sh**. Also, now show them the Buff.

Would you intercept me? I intercept me

I was expecting the dwarf to hear nothing from the aircraft and weaponry, until he shook hands with a human.

Now he needs to meet grandpa buff.

I have a feeling that netnarrator haven't heard a brrrt before. That brrrt was hilarious.

Ah, the A-10. One of the most iconic flying tanks. The smith is lucky to still have a hand. But I'm curious what the smith would have heard if he spoke listed to an AC-130 AKA 'The Angel of Death'?

I probably wouldn't be here to type this out if it wasn't for the the A10. Thanks buddy.

Glad to see more human-voiced stories. I first heard this in AI voice. It. Was. Awful.

As one of those Grunts on the ground in more than one country. I got nothing but love for the Beast that the A-10 is. Who here got saved by an A-10? *Raises hand*

When A-10 said, “BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT”…………. I really felt that

He should have talked to the pilots and engineers because they know the moods of the machines , and why would they stop working at the worst times when the thing that pisses off those that disrespect you the most is to keep going. Honestly I would have wanted to see the dwarfs reaction to a military transport, one that has been used in war and humanitarian aid

Hello, while I’m not the writer of this story, I’m actually the guy who wrote the writing prompt that most likely inspire this story. Hearing a story inspired by a random prompt I made has made my day! The prompt was: dwarfs can hear a weapons voice, swords speak with vigor, bows are precise and hammer at blunt to the point. but when a dwarf finds an old human tank as they run their fingers across its barrel, they hear a tired firm voice saying *I will watch until I am needed again*

Finally I know this one from another BEWARE THE A-10S WRATH

The dwarf got the warning of fuck around and find out

Now I'm picturing the A-10 as a mama grizzly bear with the grunts as her cubs!

Me 10 minutes in: “OKAY WE GET THE METAPHORES”

"gotta protect my special babies on the ground!"

I was not expecting to cry for a plane...

"Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me."

F22 the ravenous special child with a need to feed A10 the definition of don't fix what ain't broke. The only other aircraft that will outlive these two is the buff, he the elder dragon of the aircraft world and will see to end any world wars before they begin

The final plane: "I did my duty, not I get pampered." Drawf: What?

Ahh The good old a10 it’s a literal fuck you to the enemy the moment that weapon starts spinning up

I wish they talked about the buff. That old man needs his story told.

“Would you intercept me?” -The Kid

Cav Scout here. That Warthog is the most beautiful ugly weapon the world has ever seen, and I challenge anybody who needed ground support to say differently. Terrifying experience or not, that dwarf was privileged to have had the honor of the experience he did. Long live Warthogs!

Getting Really sick of baloons and training exercises I WANT BLOOD!

Wonder what the dwarf would have heard if it listened to a footsoldier’s weapon, would the dwarf have heard a terrifying tale of war, firsthand, with intricate details, with the weapons voice being of terror?

"...armor that could barely stop an arrow." That's just kevlar. Steel and ceramic plate can do that with no issue at all.

A10 "if the galactic council comes I'm going to have to eat every chicken in this room"

Absolutely fantastic ( I am a grunt )

I can't wait to hear one of the dwarves interact with the USS Wisconsin and see the temp temp Incident

Awesome! One of the best Warthog stories ever!

This is a good story. I sent it to my cousin, who's Daughter is an A-10 Piolet. I think she will like it. 🙂😎☘️🍀🖖♑🇺🇲

Best last line ever.

American boat: ..... Dwarf: ..... Human: Don't you dare.

Heh! That first description of a rounded front, long wings and two bulbous engines and I was like "Frack! Its the Warthog! This gonna be good!" "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!"

AK-47: Major Payne "There must be someone left to kill". A-Bomb: Emo kid

Poor dwarf, wait till he finds "Grandpa BUFF"

I was expecting a dragon matriarch - spitting fire and hatred at its preceived kin, and gladly accepting the spears and arrows that may have otherwise been directed.

As the tour of aircraft began i thought to myself 'wait till they get to the Warthog!' i wasn't disappointed.

All I could hear at the mention of the f22 was "Would you Intercept me? I'd Intercept me."

I want to see the story about the Dude who goes to the Marine Corps and Meets a AH-1Z and an AAV. 😂

Thank you another great story. I think this is on of the best stories I have heard yet!!!!

On a fun note. Maybe someone should loan that Dwarf a copy of "Gate".😂😂😂

Ex grunt here. Brrrrrrttt forever all hail the warthog

Basically the kid gets 1 intercept and thinks he’s king of the mountain. While the A10 is Keanu Reeves The people: you’re breathtaking! The A10: YOU’RE breathtaking!

Imagine if the Listener toured the war museum that holds the planes used to drop the nukes on Japan. The dwarf would shit himself.

Muvric never understood. The spirit of every machine comes from the soul, blood and heart of every person who designs, builds, and operates that machine. Why do Ya think We love old machines?😊😊

imagine if the dwarf talked with the Bockscar or Enola Gay, those planes would have some tale to tell for those that don't know, those two are the planes that dropped the A-Bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima

Knowing the A10 quite well (Fan and DCS Sim player primarily flying the Warthog I rather liked this story. And the A10 really is the favourite aircraft of the ground grunt! Nothing like the A10 to remove stubborn ground obstacles! The A10 has some serious clout as a air to ground weapon. A real brawler that can take a hit or three. ❤the A10 Warthog!

"fought eachother over petty conflicts" is a weird line to follow "conquered their planet through military might"

My personal cannon with different equipment THE BUFF: an old man in a rocking chair on a porch looking off into the distance of his legacy. Hearing the phone ring and get up to answer. Doesn't even let the caller speak and says only says five words "Wheels up in five minutes". M2 .50 Cal machine gun: just pure crackling laughter that would bring fear and terror to even the most evil beings( even the forbidden Eldritch gods) would cry and beg for their death, but will never come. And lastly: Touches a lone single tomb surrounded all around mass graves. He sees everything, I mean everything from birth to death living each life like they were in those boots. All those men and women experiences good, bad and the ugly. Pure madness would overcome him and at the point of his mind break and mortal coil leaving. The tomb he sees in soul opens and says the following "We answered the call for conflicts and war.We filled the the river Styx with so much blood both heaven and hell were flooded. We charged forward in courage,when others ran in fear We killed our family, friends and strangers. Those who would never be born by our actions. We who twice have brought the sun on earth. We who will scorch the earth and never bear fruit. We who will poison the waters and boil the seas. We who will drop the very stars and crack this earth. We will stand once again should the fight come here. I speak for the dead and It is not your time to join us nor your ancestors. Tell them what I have told you. We humans are the masters' of death and fear nothing!" The tomb closes shut with not a sound and he hears a horn play in the distance.

Nicely combines magic, science, and military. Love the A-10!

Dwarf: *Touches B-52* Grandpa Buff: "Well, I was hoping for Space War 1, but I'll settle for Interdementional War 1."

Oh wait till the dwarfs meet ANY WW2 Batle Ship

Love the story! Kind of wish there was an interaction with the SR - 71 Blackbird, I freaking love that plane!!

Battle Tanks: I *FEAR* Naughty! Combat Aircrafts: We Are The Angels Of *DEATH!* Warships: I Am The *STORM* That Is Approaching! Nuclear Bombs: I Am Death, The *DESTROYER* Of Worlds. World Council: 😨

A10 a true loyal dog of a beast we ain't getting rid of them for a long time

For some reason, this one hit home just right.

Brrt... BrrrrrRRRRRRRTTTT! Best message ever!

Our machines love us as we love them.

Even after all these years, it's machine spirit still screams. What's it sound like? RAGE!

I'm more surprised the a10 didn't tell the dwarf if he was so scared of him why he doesn't talk to grandpa.

heard this on another channel first... PLEASE GOD PLEASE use the sound!

Damn. This story brought tears to my eyes

Imagine if this guy touched something with an actual AI onboard. OR? Imagine him meeting a Cybertronian.

I was half expecting you to actually clip in the ground perspective of the hog's roar. but your rendition was great as well. Additionally, I thought it might be Buff, but the A-10 is also a great choice.

And this story seems like somebody has actually been talking to the wonderful warthog

The thing I wanna know is what would've happened if they did it with a WW2 or older craft/nuclear bomb?

I'm imagining how they would react to an Iowa-Class Battleship....

The machine spirit is still screeming. What does it sound like? Rage.

god i feel like if he interacted with the iowa sisters they would just suddenly come to life and fill the dwarf with holes. though this is more likely for drone to do like the MQ-9 reaper

Now if they could listen to the B-52. The Grandpa of the Airforce Planes.

Now I want to hear a dwarf listen to an SR-71 Blackbird.

Someone let him touch Grandpa Buff!

I feel asleep listening to another video on this channel and woke up with vague notions of this video and the spirits of a tens, weird dreams

IM SO HAPPY THAT WE ALL HERE SEEM TO SHARE THE SAME REFERENCES

In my head cannon, the humans figured out what was up and let them touch a usb drive with stuxnet on it which downloaded everything from the dwarf's brain and uploaded it when they plugged it in after they left