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@thatlycantomboy
@thatlycantomboy 4 года назад
“It was Scully’s birthday and _it was a big one.”_ ok but what a clever scam these absolute madmen pulled off
@michaelamanie4797
@michaelamanie4797 4 года назад
And Scully proceeds to drink thumbtacks
@curseds0ldier
@curseds0ldier 3 года назад
Im sure it wasn't the first time looking at the game with the fish.
@keepitstraightfrrr
@keepitstraightfrrr 3 года назад
Bro what now for his real birthday they think he already had his birthday that year. So if he pulled this on his actual birthday it would be the same amount of money.
@curseds0ldier
@curseds0ldier 3 года назад
@@keepitstraightfrrr ...did you even watch the show? They try to forget everything 'bout Scully and H. , because most is disgusting. They dont remember if he already had birthday this year or not.
@keepitstraightfrrr
@keepitstraightfrrr 3 года назад
@@curseds0ldier yes but he can’t pull the trick even with his real birthday to earn extra money because they’ll realize it hasn’t been a year since the last one. It’s basically that they could have just done a party for their real birthday and gotten the exact same amount of money, no more from this prank
@BAM_Deadstroke
@BAM_Deadstroke 4 года назад
"Well no one asked you... It's a SELF-evaluation" might be one of the best lines in this entire show.
@kajalmishra9848
@kajalmishra9848 3 года назад
I want to use this line on my boss at the time of monthly evaluation.
@AnshumanDas2902
@AnshumanDas2902 2 года назад
@@kajalmishra9848 Everyone does 🤘🤘
@bplionel2
@bplionel2 6 месяцев назад
"We have a combined total of 14 arrests. We would have had 20, but we only have 14."
@lauraleigh6329
@lauraleigh6329 5 лет назад
What happened to our bro code? Badge before va- "Hitchcock No!"
@TheOcco99
@TheOcco99 5 лет назад
Laura Leigh After MONTHS I finally got that joke! Thx!
@OvSpP
@OvSpP 4 года назад
Oh! He was gonna say vag!
@ThatPancakeCat
@ThatPancakeCat 4 года назад
He was gonna say jay jay
@connorlynn4182
@connorlynn4182 4 года назад
i thought he said bags before fa-s
@OvSpP
@OvSpP 4 года назад
[AXS] Greyalpaca and you think Captain Holt would let him keep his job if that got back to him? And (if this was after season five) you think Rosa would let him live?
@rodman728
@rodman728 5 лет назад
“Oh man, I already ate, I guess I’ll just have a cheeseburger deluxe, couple slices of pie, maybe an egg cream... and a waffle.”
@VeryFairygirl14
@VeryFairygirl14 4 года назад
rodman It me
@1peeptom
@1peeptom 2 года назад
EACH time i watch this Scully clip, i get hungry! 😋
@tahraethestoryteller6079
@tahraethestoryteller6079 2 года назад
Imagine what he’d order if he hadn’t already ate
@lukaza1261
@lukaza1261 2 года назад
Just a small order
@mrpopeshistoryclass7285
@mrpopeshistoryclass7285 2 года назад
"Were still gonna have lunch right?"
@lucasmilne6563
@lucasmilne6563 4 года назад
The fake birthday proves that there smart enough to win the Halloween heist
@Starmadien2019
@Starmadien2019 4 года назад
Just too lazy.
@joshmorton7283
@joshmorton7283 4 года назад
Tbf Scully technically won 2
@sweddiebunz1379
@sweddiebunz1379 4 года назад
No, it doesn’t
@omnie22
@omnie22 4 года назад
they would probably be capable of overthrowing a small country if you offered them a couple burgers
@abelbiju7269
@abelbiju7269 4 года назад
Actually there are instances where they are better than the others
@georgegeorges2985
@georgegeorges2985 4 года назад
“Woulda been twenty but we only got fourteen” Can’t argue with that logic
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 3 года назад
I mean... mathematically he's not wrong...
@tjsmith7355
@tjsmith7355 3 года назад
I love how casually Scully says “I was however extremely into cocaine for most of 1986.”
@abigailcarroll6982
@abigailcarroll6982 2 года назад
I mean who wasn't?
@anthonywozniak7373
@anthonywozniak7373 2 года назад
preceeded by a 70s full of speed (diet pills)
@bumblehatches6637
@bumblehatches6637 2 года назад
That's actually a continuity error, because in the cold open featuring their younger selves, the year was 1986 as well IIRC.
@zer0stars
@zer0stars 2 года назад
@@bumblehatches6637 In my headcanon, they assumed that Hitchcock and Scully looked like that even though they were hot.
@kartikpandey1353
@kartikpandey1353 Год назад
Probably stole the very cocain they confiscated from Jio Costa in that IA investigation episode
@yaboi772
@yaboi772 4 года назад
“Can’t spill food on your shirt if you’re not wearing one” I mean, he’s not wrong
@longblack666
@longblack666 4 года назад
The real MVP.
@calm1423
@calm1423 4 года назад
Gosh! It's 'if you're NOT wearing one'. You had one job, Scully!
@mwalker2401
@mwalker2401 3 года назад
Yep
@kumarshubham7632
@kumarshubham7632 3 года назад
We all know the real reason why Hitchcock took his shirt off in Amy's apartment
@TheNinthGeneration1
@TheNinthGeneration1 2 года назад
@@kumarshubham7632 so he wouldn’t spill on his own shirt
@madara1149
@madara1149 5 лет назад
I love how everyone is genuinely worried because they missed Scully’s birthday
@wayviv
@wayviv 4 года назад
Madara yeah it actually felt nice
@wayviv
@wayviv 4 года назад
But it was because it was a big one 😂
@adamwelch4336
@adamwelch4336 4 года назад
They may be crusaders of justice but there crusaders of friendships as well!!!
@caleblindsay-manning8895
@caleblindsay-manning8895 4 года назад
So did he only have the fake birthday or two birthdays?
@drinkme637
@drinkme637 4 года назад
Caleb Lindsay-Manning he had the fake one in the episode
@SincerelySagacious
@SincerelySagacious 5 лет назад
Not all heroes wear capes, some just make garlic bread to go with their lasagna.
@gabis.06
@gabis.06 4 года назад
Mama Magglione👌
@saamjaza1742
@saamjaza1742 4 года назад
@@gabis.06 real size queen.
@vivda3512
@vivda3512 5 лет назад
I love how casually skulls says “Thats because it’s all wart”
@DwayneJohnson-tq5oo
@DwayneJohnson-tq5oo 4 года назад
Jake goes "ahahheghhheheggggh"
@emmaray6215
@emmaray6215 Год назад
Jake: How are you married?
@TrueElitegaming1
@TrueElitegaming1 5 лет назад
Hitchcock just drank his own fish WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
@janalisawaugh5499
@janalisawaugh5499 4 года назад
I love how they can't figure out Scully's wife's name when they're police officers and they could just check some records
@welkingunther5417
@welkingunther5417 2 года назад
Checking some records? That's no fun.
@jessicajayes8326
@jessicajayes8326 2 года назад
Scully, is Kelly your wife or your dog? Scully: How can you ask me that? We still don't know.
@gbonkers666
@gbonkers666 2 года назад
Maybe his wife and his dog's name is Kelly?
@kamillewhite8758
@kamillewhite8758 2 года назад
@gbonkers666 you're right
@TereziPyrope413
@TereziPyrope413 Год назад
@@gbonkers666 they'd know that if they had listened to his podcast
@DamienTheCat
@DamienTheCat Год назад
"Hitchcock just drank his own fish" is a great out of context line to randomly throw at people
@OvSpP
@OvSpP 4 года назад
Plot twist: Kelly is his mom.
@samarthrana8861
@samarthrana8861 4 года назад
Or his grandaughter
@OvSpP
@OvSpP 4 года назад
samarth rana damn, how old do you think he is?
@samarthrana8861
@samarthrana8861 4 года назад
@@OvSpP i dunno but i think scully would be a sweet grandfather😂 also he is probably very older than jake and co
@Lizzo13
@Lizzo13 4 года назад
@@samarthrana8861 Not his granddaughter. She's getting up there, but she's pretty spry for her age, especially considering she got hit by that car a year ago.
@frostreaver1
@frostreaver1 4 года назад
It's actually his wife AND dog
@bongo1392
@bongo1392 4 года назад
0:18 I just realized Adrian Pamento is in the background before he went undercover. Nice nod
@higharchbishopofteatasting6217
@higharchbishopofteatasting6217 4 года назад
DAMMNNNNNN nice catch never saw it till you pointed it out
@shoe3634
@shoe3634 4 года назад
omg how did i never notice that
@bryladam
@bryladam 4 года назад
Not possible since it was the 70s
@bongo1392
@bongo1392 4 года назад
Bryl Dagalea how can you deny it that’s literally him
@bryladam
@bryladam 4 года назад
@@bongo1392 so you're saying pimento is over 50 years old then? It was the 70s everyone had long hair and overgrown beards
@raghavvishakanth3837
@raghavvishakanth3837 4 года назад
Scully: Wait, you assumed that Hitchcock and I want to eat that turkey?? Amy: Yeah.. Suclly: Thank you!
@gizmoprime131
@gizmoprime131 4 года назад
I don’t know why but that clip cracks me up every time
@justjoannak
@justjoannak 4 года назад
Scully's my favorite character. *CHANGED MY MIND*
@NevanSlone
@NevanSlone 4 года назад
6:25!
@_aballa_
@_aballa_ 4 года назад
Terry's face when he said "Nobody wants your microwave." I just can't
@Dev.L
@Dev.L 4 года назад
I like to think that Rosa actually watches and cares about them, 'cos she was the first to notice when they set the sink on fire, and she's the only one who mentioned Scully in the last clip; even before Hitchcock.
@casualsanta
@casualsanta 4 года назад
ok at this point in time we now know that Scully's wife and dog are both named Kelly due to a scene in a recent episode where they all took a workplace conduct seminar. Now the quesiton is, is it wife Kelly or dog Kelly that he is talking about when he brings her up in the original Kelly wife dog dispute?
@abigailcarroll6982
@abigailcarroll6982 2 года назад
Yes
@francofregossi5184
@francofregossi5184 3 года назад
Rosa: Hitchcock and Scully just set on fire the kitchen sink Me: how did that even happen?
@reimarz
@reimarz 3 года назад
I genuinely love Scully. He’s so precious
@TMGR
@TMGR 4 года назад
These guys remind of Creed from The Office. Not that much screen time(in my opinion) but when they get their time, it is comedy gold!
@19wjsa
@19wjsa 5 лет назад
Sorry I'm late, turns out the front door is pull not a push!! LMAO 😁😁😁😁
@bradsmith3169
@bradsmith3169 5 лет назад
19wjsa wrong way round
@tajudinatal4330
@tajudinatal4330 4 года назад
Classic 😂
@TheModeler99
@TheModeler99 4 года назад
I'll use that excuse someday when I'm late
@smashexentertainment676
@smashexentertainment676 3 года назад
Scully actually has a long history. He was working on the X-Files back in the days as a deputy in the episode 'Agua Mala'. Why he is such a good cop.
@504gucci4
@504gucci4 Год назад
He was a cop in Friday after next too
@toobasaurus23
@toobasaurus23 4 года назад
I want to see a spinoff with young Scully and Hitchcock.
@juliabecker48
@juliabecker48 3 года назад
I love that holt covers jakes $20 just like a father💙💙
@chingizzhylkybayev8575
@chingizzhylkybayev8575 5 лет назад
Badass young Scully and Hitchcock scene would be the PERFECT opener to this video
@ianlim3491
@ianlim3491 5 лет назад
Can you do a compilation of Rosa and Jake?! Their best high fives and moments!
@TheStickalex10
@TheStickalex10 3 года назад
7:50 That line delivery will always kill me 🤣
@strawberrycake-9850
@strawberrycake-9850 5 лет назад
7:46 that moment is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@williamvouk2911
@williamvouk2911 5 лет назад
Every clip of Hitchcock and Scully is the best of Hitchcock and Scully
@benross5170
@benross5170 4 года назад
Would’ve been 20 but we only got 14
@mannys9511
@mannys9511 4 года назад
4:08 get woke Scully
@monaaaneekkk
@monaaaneekkk 4 года назад
“We give the dog chocolate..it dies” it’s funny but I love dogs
@MrBraddles3128
@MrBraddles3128 4 года назад
"We give that dog a bunch of chocolates; it dies." Let's start getting quotes right before we post them as comments.
@Jadguy24
@Jadguy24 3 года назад
I love that everyone imagines old scully and hitchcock in the 70s
@adyrockstarb
@adyrockstarb 3 года назад
“ Hitchcock drank his own fish “ Noooooooooooooooooo.... 😂😂
@avengerwidow9
@avengerwidow9 4 года назад
BACK OFF IT'S OUR MICROWAVE, OURS!!! *AGGRESSIVELY GROWLS*
@rominkivela9351
@rominkivela9351 3 года назад
i'm 11 months late, but nobody wants your microwave
@ryanmurray9349
@ryanmurray9349 5 лет назад
I dream of cookie pizza every night
@dinovoldo544
@dinovoldo544 4 года назад
Love how they're old, and fat in the 70's but young, hot and ripped in the late 80s.
@thepayne7862
@thepayne7862 4 года назад
Good point would like to see the story of how they became hot in the 80's
@jazzy11jw
@jazzy11jw 4 года назад
@@thepayne7862 I think it's done this way because that's how everyone imagined them in the 70s vs how they really looked in the 80s
@vicmartone
@vicmartone 4 года назад
@@jazzy11jw you REALLY think so?
@jazzy11jw
@jazzy11jw 4 года назад
@@vicmartone I mean it's kinda been hinted at it could be a possibility, I definitely don't think it was a mistake they did it that way
@darkfool2000
@darkfool2000 4 года назад
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
@zippymiester6429
@zippymiester6429 4 года назад
"I love these pills. They give me so much energy, and I can eat whatever I want! *OH GOD--* " Lmfao
@rudolfmaister465
@rudolfmaister465 5 лет назад
name more iconic duo i'll wait
@lukewhite9237
@lukewhite9237 5 лет назад
Me and your mom
@harishashmi2230
@harishashmi2230 4 года назад
Jake and boyle. Bonnie and clied. Finn and jake. Me and your mum. Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton. Me and your 18 year old sister. Jake and Amy.
@zaidandhiya5452
@zaidandhiya5452 3 года назад
3:45 Scully "Wohoo!,,, but we still gonna eat this lunch right?" im laughing so hard
@nickelandcalcium6727
@nickelandcalcium6727 4 года назад
Okay but I get sad when they get ignored in interviews :( They're amazing and I think they deserve more recognition
@reitheinsolvable7380
@reitheinsolvable7380 3 года назад
"can't spill food on your shirt if your not wearing one." No no no he's got a point
@liammagalhaes6579
@liammagalhaes6579 4 года назад
70’s Scully didn’t even eat the sandwich, it barely entered his mouth
@BonnieChun
@BonnieChun 4 года назад
Honestly love them lol I always feel bad for Scully when someone is mean to him ㅠ
@skatingandstuff8410
@skatingandstuff8410 4 года назад
"Hitchcock just drank his own fish" "WhAt NoOoOooOoOOooOooOOoo!"
@rpgllama3036
@rpgllama3036 4 года назад
“I’ve been called the Leonardo Da Vinci of sitting on my ass” -Detective Earl Scully
@aidan285
@aidan285 3 года назад
4:06 never thought I would hear him say get woke 😂
@angadbhatia3167
@angadbhatia3167 4 года назад
5:10 killed me.. literally 😂😂😂😂😂
@andrewbloom7694
@andrewbloom7694 2 года назад
"We give the dog tons of chocolate. It dies." LOL
@heeheehuuhuu
@heeheehuuhuu 5 лет назад
Cocaine addict Scully and Hitchcock from 1986 don't look like the hot Hitchcock and Scully of the same time....
@gizmo7396
@gizmo7396 5 лет назад
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
@paulheenan9098
@paulheenan9098 5 лет назад
It's been theorised that the Hitchcock and Scully flashbacks of the 1970/80s are the imagination of the other characters since it's pretty much confirmed that their younger selves are what they actually looked like (at least before they discovered Wing Slutz)
@tedioussugar384
@tedioussugar384 4 года назад
​@@paulheenan9098 Would also tie into how Scully had the cocaine addiction; not only did he and Hitchcock hide one of the cash duffel bags to give to the informant (i forget her name), but Scully also nicked one of the coke bags!
@beckaronibean
@beckaronibean 4 года назад
It was a long year 😂
@jshrubz
@jshrubz 4 года назад
Peralta's reaction to the wart foot gets me every time! XD
@carnivoroussoupspoon
@carnivoroussoupspoon 2 года назад
Hitchcock's two best lines "Hi there, I'd like to humiliate some hussy's and i'm in a hurry" (S5E11) and "Hello, blessed be the fruit, Baby" (S5E4)
@ethanbart3300
@ethanbart3300 2 года назад
when scully calls Jake “Jakey” 🥰
@jen-kg3do
@jen-kg3do 3 года назад
Let’s be honest these two are the funniest two on the show
@merlin8046
@merlin8046 5 лет назад
Honestly I really came here to see their young versions and I don't get what I wanted
@salfa_tina
@salfa_tina 11 месяцев назад
2:31: Am I the only one that finds funny and kinda sweet that Hitchcock and Scully go to church together every Sunday?
@STAROMEGA54
@STAROMEGA54 5 лет назад
Time to shine the studs of the 99.
@claytonbaker49
@claytonbaker49 3 года назад
The way he says, “That’s because it’s all wart” gets me every time 🤣😆
@Fyrestar
@Fyrestar 3 года назад
So in the 80's Hitchcock and Scully were badass young hot cops, but in the 70's they were old gross and the exact same as in the present day. This show is very consistent.
@user-dp5fq4vc8m
@user-dp5fq4vc8m 3 года назад
8:27 Rosa smiling
@sidharthsharma9850
@sidharthsharma9850 4 года назад
Scully with the 70's look in this episode and the look in season 6 episode where they deal with dio Costa is totally different , hasn't anyone noticed it before??
@lappers84
@lappers84 11 месяцев назад
"Hitchcock and Scully just set fire to the kitchen sink" 😂 only hitchcock and scully could pull that one off
@hareesh99
@hareesh99 3 года назад
"Badge before... " 😂😂😂
@theoneandonlybenni
@theoneandonlybenni Год назад
"No one asked you, its a self evaluation" gets me everytime
@kajalagrawal728
@kajalagrawal728 5 лет назад
2:18 cracks me up every time
@joshuahendricks9558
@joshuahendricks9558 4 года назад
"We give that dog a bunch of chocolate. IT DIES. While everyone celebrates" - that line is so dark.
@estherdiamante
@estherdiamante 2 года назад
“We’re a packaged deal, everyone knows that” 😂
@Retiredclown
@Retiredclown 4 года назад
Ask amy if she want to come over😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Hitchcock
@sizorlolz
@sizorlolz 4 года назад
The best line is “ It’s a cookie Pizza , Another case solved” I can’t stop laughing
@joshf834
@joshf834 5 лет назад
How could you forget the Mr. 99 tattoo
@dingdongs5208
@dingdongs5208 2 года назад
Hitchcock's threatening hiss at Terry was hilarious
@farhadrana3201
@farhadrana3201 Год назад
Even though this is about Hitchcock and scully it’s hilarious to see Amy wanting that dog to die
@eddieboyky
@eddieboyky Год назад
I love how Scully calls Jake "Jakey."
@moony3083
@moony3083 4 года назад
Hitchcock and skully are so underrated and hilarious
@TotallyAwesomeMcknz
@TotallyAwesomeMcknz 5 лет назад
God bless these two!
@LettuceBunnies
@LettuceBunnies 4 года назад
I love that they were legends and hot as hell in the old days.
@tahatuncer1783
@tahatuncer1783 2 года назад
7:22 jake is the only one who didnt chip in but still getts to hand over the money as if he was the man behind the idea
@user-vv6nr1po4b
@user-vv6nr1po4b 4 года назад
GUYS KELLY IS SCULLY'S WIFE AND HIS DOG THEY'RE BOTH NAMED KELLY-THANK YOU SEASON 7!!!
@noelramirez9532
@noelramirez9532 4 года назад
Lol Hitchcock & Scully seem like cool guys to hang out with never a dull moment
@tjjohnson1675
@tjjohnson1675 3 года назад
1:13 but ya shouldn’t 😂😂😂😂
@Network-yp8de
@Network-yp8de 4 года назад
i LOVE them! best dynamic duo
@manavudgirkar3345
@manavudgirkar3345 4 года назад
Hitchcock just drank his own fish kills me everytime
@toboggan...mantistoboggan5848
@toboggan...mantistoboggan5848 2 года назад
I swear I work with a guy who looks and sounds and acts just like skully. His name is Steve. Love you Steve!
@AlwaysBolttheBird
@AlwaysBolttheBird 2 года назад
“Sarg says you can’t handle it” “He’s right”
@netoisthebest
@netoisthebest 3 года назад
Missed my favorite scene where the gang gets captured by some criminals and scully escapes by sweating a lot haha
@clarkb2697
@clarkb2697 4 года назад
Okay that thumb tac mug took me by surprise 😂
@TheDudeSmashTrash
@TheDudeSmashTrash 4 года назад
I fucking lost it when Scully called Hitchcock a cuck
@kartikpandey1353
@kartikpandey1353 Год назад
1:04 Hitchcock has morphed into Gollum
@methmaker2317
@methmaker2317 2 года назад
I love how scully says “i never got into diets” as he pours a whole thing a sugar into his coffee
@PFCIceman
@PFCIceman 2 года назад
Scully’s rap from the Captain Latvia episode better be in here.
@leonjacklyn5033
@leonjacklyn5033 3 года назад
“Get woke Scully”
@katherinebaker6888
@katherinebaker6888 3 года назад
‘Ok here’s what I’m thinking. We give that dog a bunch of chocolates. It dies. While everyone celebrates-‘ 😂😂😂
@connergransee1101
@connergransee1101 3 года назад
Should have had Omg Jake, WHOS FLYING THE PLANE? -
@kl-nayak
@kl-nayak 3 года назад
7:19 holt covering for jake as a dad
@adivhahomathivha1881
@adivhahomathivha1881 3 года назад
The Hitchcock and Scully from the 70s are quite different from the Hitchcock and Scully from the 80s
@Olivia3641
@Olivia3641 2 года назад
Even though this is a comedy, they’re still the comic relief.
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