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Best of Rifftrax 'Hawk the Slayer'

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@anonagain 2 года назад

"Your friend has lost his appetite it seems..." Golden Corral's new slogan.

@Anynom 4 года назад

Seriously, how do we not have more Jack Palance movies getting riffed? "How does that scenery taste, Jack?"

@wileyschmitt 4 года назад

He's.... my number one.... guuuuuuuy. But in this movie... it looks like he forgot.... his lucky deck. (He must've got in trouble with Lt. Eckhaaaaaaardt)

@wileyschmitt 4 года назад

@@TheGourdKing Wiley? Wiley's dead my friend, but you can call me... Riffer. And as you can see I'm much funnier.

@wileyschmitt 4 года назад

@@TheGourdKing Oops, I forgot the insane hooting and hollering while firing my gun an unnecessary amount of times.

@anydaynow 4 года назад

“Is it a Pizza Hut? Is it a KFC?” “Weary traveler, it is both.”

@christopherwall2121 4 года назад

*Bloodcurdling scream* "Oh no, one of the film investors walked in." "MY MONEY! AAAAHHHH!!!"

@SeanP7195 3 года назад

Jack Palance's agent had an easy job. Jack I got a......Sure.

@PedroCarvalhoLC43 3 года назад

practice makes perfection, they say xD

@beyondz55 2 года назад

He was over the top awesome in this movie, love watching him play villains since Shane.

@Commanderziff 3 года назад

Pretty much spot on. The guy who played the father was almost three years older then Jack. I wonder if they checked or it was just a guess.

@dlxmarks 3 года назад

Ferdy Mayne born March 11, 1916. Jack Palance born February 18, 1919.

@drmagus6805 3 года назад

Kirk Douglas was older than Ernest Borgnine who played his dad in The Vikings.

@kilssj2250 2 года назад

MST3K/Rifftraxs always did research on the films. That's why some of their jokes would seem kind of weirdly specific or their comments would seem really esoteric ^_^

@user-lb9xw4xf2q 2 года назад

@@drmagus6805 You mean, KIRK DOUGLAS.

@captain_hat6247 3 года назад

This movie makes "The Sword and the Sorcerer" look like the LotR trilogy.

@beast13284 3 года назад

Thank you! Always kinda liked Sword and Sorcerer

@zovoth 2 года назад

I absolutely loved this film…. The cheesiness is so sincere

@ian_b 4 года назад

I saw this at the cinema, it was a double bill with Saturn 3. What a cornucopia of cinematic quality that was.

@ScreamingScallop 3 года назад

Oh, I'm so sorry. How long were you in the recovery ward?

@tintomara6209 3 года назад

I had to suffer the indignity of seeing fantasy classic Jason and the Argonauts, relegated to supporting feature to craptastic Richard Kiel starring Italian Star Wars ripoff The Humanoid

@scitechian 2 года назад

It's astounding how much the quality of footage differs between A-roll and B-roll in this movie.

@choosecarefully408 2 года назад

By 'astounding' you mean 'astoundingly little?'

@dahobdahob 2 года назад

When I was 10, this was a fantastic movie.

@TheLordUrban 3 года назад

This is why it isn’t such a great idea to base a film script off of your middle school D&D campaign.

@TheRealTerranMarine Год назад

On a funny coincidence, I named my first D&D character after a MST3K reference, after joking about it with some at the table

@TheRealTerranMarine 17 дней назад

@MagicCarpetRideShareProject i ws sitting and referencing the Space Mutany episode and used one of the many various names that I thought was funniest. Bob Johnson

@MrRyan-wu4jx 4 года назад

This 1980 movie has Hawk men and a guy named Voltan that constantly overacts but somehow isn’t Flash Gordon

@JamaicanCastle Год назад

*_Hawk's alive!?_*

@tintomara6209 3 года назад

Us British fans of a certain vintage, will be delighted by the appearance of fondly remembered comedy icons Bernard Bresslaw and Roy Kinnear amongst others in this film

@nonprofitgirl Год назад

Hawk. It’s short for Hawkbert.

@karnerblue7658 Год назад

😆

@WorldWar2freak94 4 года назад

Poor Jack Palance!

@pettifoggingpharisee 4 года назад

It could be worse. Jack Palance could have wore a battle helmet with bat wings welded into it...

@KesselRunner606 Год назад

I. Am. No. Messenger. But I will give you a message... the message of *DEATH!* I will forever love this movie. It was as part of my childhood as my tattered D&D red box.

@fromthecheapseats7126 3 года назад

I can’t believe they let the presence of a character named Drogo slip past them. I would’ve said something like “Not Khal Drogo, Drogo Baggins (Frodo’s father. Not making this up).”

@manicpixiefangirl4189 4 года назад

This movie almost rivals Blood Waters of Dr. Z in how much I’m actively rooting for the bad guy.

@wileyschmitt 4 года назад

"ATTACK!!!"

@srbrant5391 2 года назад

This feels like a fantasy version of _The Final Sacrifice._

@brendenmiles8564 2 года назад

My favorite bit in this one is easily the film investors bit. "My money!!"

@johnparrott4689 Год назад

‘The Fortress of Sir Roger of Dean!!’

@edgarsnake2857 2 года назад

Jack is magnificent...as always.

@scottbarbee4392 Год назад

Damn it, Patches. That is so funny. I don't know why these aren't more popular. I laugh my ass off, and I watch each one more than once.

@Ammeeeeeeer 6 месяцев назад

"You promised me aaaaaaaall! In return for myyyyyyyy.....swooooord aaaaaaaaarm!!!" So hammy that this performance violates both kosher and halal rules 🤪

@yuvgotubekidding 3 года назад

It’s short for Hawkbert. Blood and dung smoothie. 😄

@umbersound1929 Месяц назад

Thank god for rifftrax!!

@pettifoggingpharisee 3 года назад

1:37 The lost screen test of the Castle Anthraxx scene.

@choosecarefully408 2 года назад

_DAMN!!_ I was trying to formulate something like that to say... }: (

@ScreamingScallop 3 года назад

1:37 Is there no Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference? No The Beguiled? 5:41 "You know, Willllbur, there's plenty of dry land you could ride me across."

@jonathanbethards3689 4 года назад

I’ll watch anything with Jack Palance in it. Thx for the upload brother

@JohnDickinson 3 года назад

Do you know whythw caged nun sings?

@jamesremington8056 Год назад

Jack opted to be paid only in scotch.

@mikemaloney1289 4 года назад

At 4:12...tell me that aint friggen Rowsdower himself.

@Nightweaver1 4 года назад

"I wonder if there's mead on the sun?"

@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад

“This is like Baywatch for people who enjoy horse butts”

@mikemaloney1289 3 года назад

@@Nightweaver1 9 months later I see "mead on the sun" and lol. kudos to you sir. Fine quip.

@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад

“What about the waaaaaaaaattttttccccchhhhhh?”

@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад

“Howard The Duck...I...never.... saw it”

@dragonkeeper19600 4 года назад

I unironically love the dialogue in this movie. It's just so charming.

@Shamshiro 4 года назад

CROW JUMP

@flmbyz Год назад

7:20 is one of my favorite RiffTrax jokes of all time.

@scottmantooth8785 4 года назад

6:32 *animals, vegetables minerals* *"you say tomato and i say tomahto" -George Gershwin* *"it's not a toomah" -Arnold Schwarzenegger*

@bananawolf2304 6 месяцев назад

Nobody: Hunchback: WHAT?!?

@artificialdumbness9118 4 года назад

15:06 - son of calgon from space mutiny

@joannasunday 2 года назад

Oh SO many opportunities to say "We are the Knights that say Ni!" or "What's your favorite color?"

@BenVarkentine 11 месяцев назад

Surely in the whole version there's at least one riff playing on there being a character named "Crow?"

@docthemetalfreak 3 года назад

I dunno seeing Jack Palance in that helmet makes me wonder what it would be like if he voiced Darth Vader

@Nickel_The_Wise 4 года назад

*WHAT?!!*

@monsterx3055 4 года назад

love your little edits and how mexican santa is odb

@wileyschmitt 4 года назад

Thanx, didn't catch some of the sound disparities but they turned out good enough and always add something, plus the main goal with all these is to compile for those giant edits with all the episodes, the MST3K compilation being the main goal though.

@JamieSwitzer Год назад

I always needed to see this Rifftrax, and now that Redlettermedia just watched it, I guess I have to as well!

@warzonebrothers5244 3 года назад

Is that the same sword prop that was in the sword and the sorcerer lol

@michaelcross6288 4 года назад

What I meant wasn’t this a made for TV but shown onHBO

@leemcdonald1342 2 месяца назад

14:45 RIP, headphone users.

@bradyvelvet9432 3 года назад

1:46 Thats just wrong! 😂😂😂

@codafett 4 года назад

Holy Shit, is that Malikai from Prisoners of the Lost Universe?

@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад

yes

@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад

“What about the waaaatttccchhh?”

@petergray7576 2 года назад

Sadly both that movie and this one were directed by John Marcel and produced by Harry Robertson.

@shallendor 4 года назад

I so love this movie, so many cool characters and scenes!

@michaelcross6288 4 года назад

Wasn’t this on hbo ?a million years ago?

@kanna-san. 4 года назад

you could say that about literally anything

@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад

“Uhh...Sir, your sword is charged”

@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад

Vulcan Rivers Cuomo😂

@kellyweingart3692 3 года назад

“Sir?”

@rgd963 4 года назад

wasn't the hunch back suppose to be the original Jabber the hut?

@thekenjirosangaarena 4 года назад

Lmao!!! Have u seen this scene in the movie where Hawks men are spamming arrows surprised they did not get banned from that forest🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Nickel_The_Wise 4 года назад

*WHAT???*

@wileyschmitt 4 года назад

The Hunchback will hear about this!

@thekenjirosangaarena 4 года назад

@@wileyschmitt He should have kept his mouth SHUT!!! Then when he is being carried away he sounds like a screaming girl😂🤣

@calypsokiosko9067 4 года назад

5:41 So, bronies?

@ChimpFromSpace Год назад

You promised me aaaaaaaaaallll................in return for myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.........sword arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm!!!

@thekenjirosangaarena 4 года назад

This movie made me sick All of Hawks men are using gaming Hacks Bloody Cheats lol

@ARMEN-wb7ve 3 года назад

How dare they make fun of hawk the slayer it’s a great movie

@sheltonbrightjr.5988 2 года назад

I agree. Only problem I have with this movie as a whole is the soundtrack. If only they could have gotten John Williams or Alan Silvestri to do the soundtrack, who knows??

@ilikemorestuff 2 года назад

Some high brow olde english in the screenplay for aspiring orrators: @14:32

@atmastand3485 Год назад

7:26 So, that's what happened to Veruca's father.

@Popinjay74 4 года назад

I wanted to make some Best of videos, but I’m not tech savvy. Could you tell me what you use to edit these videos? Thank you

@wileyschmitt 4 года назад

Just some video editing software, but from there it's just a slow and steady learning process that always requires some patience to complete the bigger projects, but the better the software the better the shortcuts and options are to likely cut down on a lot of time, but personally I am so used to my outdated software that I don't mind taking the extra time because the familiarity outweighs it at the moment.

@dantommasini1436 2 года назад

Jack Palance is younger than his son.

@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 2 года назад

Wh-what just happened on 12:00 !?)

@joshuablack8221 4 года назад

This movie is so dumb 😂😂😂😂

@LchanOtakudom 3 года назад

I wonder if Jack Palance had any fun while making terrible movies like this stinker... ... Probably not. “I’m out of the film, yes!”

@JamaicanCastle 3 года назад

Day 5: Missed call. My voice scares little Italian children...

@drmagus6805 3 года назад

I suppose once you've unloaded yourself on a thousand pairs of tinseltown knockers, all you have left is to be in a low budget british sword and sorcery film.

@yadjekim 2 года назад

Why does this remind me of misty3k?

@OppositeofHATE7 11 месяцев назад

Same guys

@dizzycat1983 10 месяцев назад

can you please stop with the bipolar editing! the constant quiet to sudden loudness is absurd

@wileyschmitt 10 месяцев назад

You're the first and only person who has complained about the editing of any of the 100+ edits that I've ever done over the past 8 years. So perhaps it's you who is being 'absurd'.