Best of Soos for 8 Minutes Straight 

“Remember the plan, protect the machine, earn Stan’s trust, legally get adopted by Stan, change name to Stan Jr” nice Soos

2:56 "Have you seen any perfect boys around here?" Soos being soos: only when I look in the mirror +100 self-confidence Good job, soos

“doesn’t have any gunswords. i watch a lot of anime and *ha* trust me you’re gonna want some gunswords”

Soos is a rare example of a "high Wisdom, low Intelligence" character

"I'm OK!" "Go home, Soos" "You got it" Sometimes I wish I was like Soos

“We’ll use soos as a human sacrifice” “I like it!”

“that dot does NOT disappoint” best line in series

Your face is good. I'm a Soos.

You left out the part where Soos suspected the mailman was a werewolf

Soos is one of the best comedy characters of all time

I'm so happy Soos got a gf. He needed one

"Soos, soos, that is hilarious" Her best line...

Should've included Straight Blanchin, considering Soos thinks it's the catchiest song of the summer, and he would eat his own pants.

The way everyone just turns their head toward Soos without saying anything when he says “I ate a man alive tonight” makes it 10x better

"IM QUESTIONY THE QUESTION MARK!!!"

soos both has the mental capability of a burger, and also the genius of engineering as albert einstein with physics, and i love it

Stan: Mabel makes Soos a pig costume Soos: I like it Stan: then we use Soos as a human sacrifice Soos: I like it I cant be the only one who found that funny

I wish I had a friend like Soos A cool, funny, good-hearted slightly older dude to hang out with and go on adventures

6:12 "you can't undo who you are" jesus lady. she's been through some shit.

There is an alternate reality where Soos’ dad is just extremely busy with work, not partying in New Orleans, and while he still doesn’t make it to Soos’ birthday party, he uses his 8 hours of free time to travel half way around the world to see his son and give him his birthday present right before Soos was going to bed. It was a green donkey plushie and it becomes one of Soos’ most treasured possessions. It meant more than words can describe to Soos that his father was able to wish him happy birthday in person for once.

“What is life anyway compared to the immortality of a high score” Soos wisdom really is a blessing and a curse.

I'm not scared of your eyes at all, I'm gonna look at them, EYE CONTACT!!!!

I like that soos' obsession with stan isn't shown as creepy or used to make him the butt of a joke. (I guess the soos shirtless in stan's car scene is an exception) he wants to earn stan's approval because he sees him as a father figure, because he's never had a father. I've always loved that little detail about soos. They don't throw it in your face either, which is another thing I like. Add that amazing subtle detail to the list of reasons why soos is iconic.

"ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! JUST LIKE THEY ALWAYS SUNG ABOUT!" Ngl I had the same thought before he finished that setence lol

5:50 “I’m A-Soos!” *My boi Soos introduced himself like he was Mario.* 💀💀

Video: “Best of Soos” Soos: “if anyone asks, I’m not Soos”

Questiony the question mark 😂😂

I ATE A MAN ALIVE TONIGHT???? edit: I only ate like a third of em... half of em... I ate em all dood..

5:50 His rizz was so powerful he unintentionally made her feel self conscious about herself. She was just to unworthy to be in his presence.

Even as a zombie, he’s perfect

"Your fighting only makes us looks more rad!"

I fully laughed out loud when he said ' I ate a man tonight.' I've only seen bits of the show and this one caught me off-guard.

Me: reads title Also me: how do you fit all of soos’s scenes in 8 minutes

“You can’t undo who are.” - Random mall lady.

Soos was my favorite character because of how funny and how he has a real sad backstory. Ps: Soos Abuelitas awsome

0:27 "next up on butt island" (it is the secret message in the credits) plus, this is what I want to see more of. plus also, every time soos appears is the best of him

5:50 Basically my socialization skills

Soos is like a canadian. "Sorry" "Sorry" *"Sorry"*

Video: **Spoiler** Me who has been watching all the episodes: heheheh

Oh my gosh he's so wholesome and precious

''Your face is good. I'm a Soos'' His best line

1:30 is my favorite part cause the way he said that so casually “I ate a man alive tonight•

Why does this exist, alll soos moments are great soos moments

Soos is definitely one of my favorite characters on the show.

Soos is too precious

6:05 I'm in love with this quote for some reason

Dipper: What is Soos breaking in too? Soos: Ouch, I’m okay. Dipper: Go home Soos.

I can somehow remember the plot of all the episodes but I can't remember what I ate for lunch today.

2:32 Soos: no! Dont eat me !I'm a man trapped in a pigs Mc Guggcket: that's what they all say! Me :relatable

“I am the worlds most perfect man.” - Soos

"It's the final countdown! Just like they sung about!" Top tier reference XD

5:25 Best Soos moment on the show.

3:33 the way soos is okay with the idea Grunkle Stan has 😂😂😂

“Ow, wait wait” Best line in the whole show

My favorite one: 1:38 "Oh dude it stinks so bad"

Stan: The entire lower half of your body is on fire Soos: *shhh we’re having a moment*

Soos is truly the most perfect man. Who WOULDN'T want a man like this?(as a friend or S.O., personally, I want him as a friend.)

Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp. -Soos 3:47

“Sure a lot of stars out tonight”

Omg I love this show. 2 seasons of perfection

Dude, genius end of clip to beginning of clip transition "I wish it was the year 2020 - UNDO UNDO UNDO!!" Soos is a soothsayer dude. ( 6:06 ) (2000 but still)

This video explains why Soos is my spirit animal

4:37 This man is the funniest person in the show.

My favorite line from him was “I ate a man alive tonight”

SOOS IS THE ULTIMATE ALPHA CHAD! JUST DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH ONESELF! GETS THE GIRL AND THE SHACK IN THE END!

Handyman of the Apocalypse everyone!

1:30 You can see the difference between the ones that know and the ones that don't

Sometimes I’m exactly like Soos

1:22 One of my favorite lines in the series.

1:30 is my most favorite line of soos

I would love Soos as a friend.

I think what makes Soos so great is how well he bounces off the other cast

Old Man Mcgucket: IMMA TURN YOU INTO BACON Soos: ohh that sounds pretty good

this show had some great characters if im being honset

There's only one word that describes Soos. 🌟 Iconic 🌟

Mabel: WHAT HAPPENED TO WADDLES???? No one: Absolutely no one: Not even the gobblewonker: Soos: The pig got eaten by a Pterodactyl dude :D Mabel: WHAT???????????

1:22 It felt good to me that Soos could find this. You always lose ONE in every bag of chips and you can never find it. God bless that Soos could find it.

3:26 perfectly cut

4:20 HE DID NOT 💀

3:45 damn..that's deep

Every scene of soos is the best of soos

3:06 I bet Alex actually broke character because the joke was too much for him to handle.

0:02 he's right actually, for those who have seen gravity falls and came back to see this because it's funny it's a blessing But for those who want to watch the show's and see this it's a curse

Most underrated character in the show

The best part 6:57

Every day, I strive to be more and more like Soos, but alas, no mere mortal can achieve the greatness of the world’s most perfect man.

2:18 this is funnier than it should be

4:56 Swag!

7:15 "The future is coming for us all, dude. But my body will be your shield!". I'm dead xD

that moment when you’re such a bad father figure your son replaces you with an old man who likes taxidermy:

5:16 Mabel:"gasp" I thought he was just joking! Soos: You know dipper joke are terrible!!!

I love soos. He's my favorite character. He's the world's most perfect man

6:01 killed me

2:54 Love that self confidence Soos!

3:16 No, no, he's got a point

6:44 He's a stan stan

Sent this to my friend who doesn’t like Soos I immediately blocked her from my life

Soos is a treasure to humanity.

Bill Cipher: You're smarter than you look,especially the fat one. Soos:points at Mabel "He's talking about you"

7:09 78 hours is over three days, they take this rivalry seriously