Best of The Weekly Planet 2023 - The Weekly Planet Podcast 

All the timecodes (hopefully)! 00:00 New Intro 02:40 Grub Era/Recordo Montalban 04:14 The Rise Old Rey Skywalker 08:58 Big Ears Batman Begins 14:04 Rebel Moon: A Really Long T-Shirt 19:52 Extraction 2: Jake Straction 21:47 Madame Web #SPUMM 38:35 The Meg 2 Trailer 32:30 The Expend4bles Trailer 35:59 The Beekeeper Trailer 42:08 James' Most Anticipated Movie 46:20 Harrison Ford's Grumpy Press Tour 48:35 Tales of the Jedi: Rude Obi-Wan 54:09 Old Rey Skywalker Returns 57:58 Ferrari Dracula 01:01:38 Kathleen Kennedy Retires 01:02:52 James' Improv Disney News 01:07:36 It's Dog Time Everyone 01:09:31 Origins of Batman's Butler 01:13:05 The Flash's AI Podcast Cameo 01:15:40 Harley Quinn & Local References 01:17:11 Suicide Squad Game Rant 01:21:55 Aquaman 2 & Hot Scoop or Shot of Poop 01:25:20 The Flash Trailer First Look 01:29:00 How The Flash Can This Happen? 01:33:32 New Superman & Red Notice 01:37:44 Cocaine Bear: Sequel Ideas 01:44:18 Creed 3: Stallone's Waiting Outside 01:50:00 Super Mario: Go Woke Go Broke 01:52:48 Fast X: The Rock's Grub Era 01:57:33 Across the Spider-Verse: Angry Son 02:01:58 The Flash: The CGI Cameos 02:13:20 Dial of Destiny: Whips, Tricks & More 02:19:32 Secret Invasion: The Finale Fight 02:26:38 The Marvels: 50 Ways to Karate Chop Your Neck Brother 02:31:38 Meg 2: The Trench: Yorkshire Pudding Lungs 02:40:16 Hunger Games: Robo Wants an Oreo 02:43:37 Ranking the Longest Running Franchises 02:51:21 The Dick Tracy Special 02:59:32 H8 Mail but the H8 has an 8 in it 03:09:22 What We Reading and Shades Origin Story 03:11:16 The Bear Season 2 Food Rant 03:13:51 James' Old Dads Rant 03:17:17 John Wick's New Challenge 03:18:59 The Bear Season 3 Synopsis 03:20:46 Letters Segment & TROS Writer's Room 03:26:01 The 'James Vetoes Babies' Controversy 03:31:38 One Piece Live Action Gumby Guy 03:34:37 Baby Names & Charcoal Chicken 03:40:34 Batman: Flashpointing 03:45:35 Maryland vs Virginia Flag Debate 03:48:24 James Explains The Animorphs 03:50:46 Just Lots of Local References 03:53:30 Joel Miller vs The Mandalorian Showdown 03:57:40 Baby Gronk is the New Rizz King 04:01:19 New Outro

Old Rey has replaced mine and my partner's insufferable couple voice that we use to talk when no one else is around and I'm pretty happy about it so cheers.

I just went on RU-vid and this said uploaded 45 seconds ago. I did not even know RU-vid could measure in seconds. Astonishing. I am in a state of unrivalled euphoria.

Can't wait for the most anticipated review of 2024, Snake Eyes

I came for the Old Rey Skywalker and I wasn't disappointed.

James laugh-crying to Old Rey makes me so happy every time.

“The Flash is coming to your home!” “I’ll have to set up a metal detector!” Great moment from Maso

Old crone Rey is literally the funniest thing I have ever heard every time it comes up. I have been eagerly awaiting this best of episode so I can relive these absolutely hilarious bits.

The disgusted review of the Secret Invasion finale is maybe my favorite bit of the year. When they're running through the list of all the DNA and just getting more and more fed up. "PICK FOUR"

4 hour compilation? Yesssss!

Old Crone Rey is perhaps my favourite character ever in the podcast, although I love to hate little James too

Ten Wild years with these boys

The supercut of "Dog Time" is exactly what I needed this morning! 🐕

"I'm just stuck in the S-bend having a stroke" is maybe the most accurate description of modern life

More content to fall to sleep to every night. If there's a way to check I bet I have listened to the 2022 compilation over 300 times. 🎈

I always look forward to seeing what the flashback gimmick for the year is going to be 😅

You can tell when James gets into a deep chuckle, you know this shit is going to be animated by someone... "I Don't Knooooooow"

i hope rawcollings can be in his own little grub era after all the work he did this year, he deserves it

I love that one of the highlights from a year of this podcast is about a long t-shirt

Collings really went off this year really appreciate you mate

Really long t-shirt had me rollin. "Why did you say that?!"

The Dog Time segment was edited so flawlessly that it sounded like they were all stuck in some kind of Hellish loop, with Ollie opening the door, Mason fussing over her and James saying it’s Dog time, continuously for all time

"Hello, Grogu, do a flip with me" made me laugh even harder the second time hearing it

These best of comps always get a lot of replays from me, great content lads

We're trapped in the multiverse!! Ah fuck! I died laughing at that

Just realized the real podcast will be back just in time for madame web!

"they're turning them into preserves!!!" I have no idea why that makes me laugh as much as it does.

To whomever edited this compilation: Thank you!

you guys got me through 2023

I was sure we'd hear from elderly Rey, but I didn't expect her to pop up so soon.

"Grub Era" is one of the best things to come out of TWP since "A Pig Rolling Down a Hill"

I guess I missed hearing Jason Statham call a lady at the bank a "toilet". Holy cow that made me laugh.

Oh finally, my two favorite boys in their post-grub era

This is exactly one minute (well, 58 seconds but we'll give it to them) longer than the Snyder cut.

dog time is my favorite segment

Collings absolute MVP giga chad. You are the thousand island sauce on the prawn cocktail that is the weekly planet.

I know from a backwards perspective a year "flies by", but that's a lot of great bits, and looking back, I kinda forgot some of these things happened.

"James, we're trapped in the multiverse!" "Aw fuck..."

Old crone rey needs her own podcast with an hour of speculation every week.

FERRARI DRACULA IS GENIUS MASO!! DON'T LET JAMES STOP YOU FROM PURSUING YOUR DREAMS

Is it me or does Old Rey sound like Ringo Star?

Good.

The opening 10 seconds of this video had my dying laughing

I’ve been waiting for this!!!!!!

1:54:25 ohhh here is my fav weekly planet moment EVER. just commenting for future reference

i thought you guys were kidding when you said this will be the length of the snyder cut, better use of the same amount of time tho

I've missed my bloody bovril brothers.

Blahdy blah blah take all my powers, I’ll leave them on the bed side table 😂

James, Maso, do you guys have any improv training/experience? If you don't you guys both have good instincts for it.

Im sat on the bus and just listening to the start of this and it is taking all of my energy not to burst out laughing at the rey skywalker impressions.

"what're you reading" "50 ways to karate chop your neck, brother" kills me

crone rey my beloved

I just notice that "I'm big ears Batman" has similar energy to "I'm Merobiba".

I love Big Ears Batman

who did the huge editing job? roughly >520 hours to 4? cheers!

James: Sharks live 1 trillion years James a minute later: Please cut this out (Ends up in the best of) Exactly ❤️

Thanks for the yearly compilation as always Collings, they’re always a treat to listen to. 🫡

1:08:58 you guys played that clip when Ollie scratches at the door and you let him in and my dog who’s lying in bed with me gets up and charges down stairs all ‘where’s this other dog at, I’m gonna fucken snap him!’ Fucken love dogs.

It is hilarious how passionately that guy defended Rambo 3 during H8 mail. Rambo 3 is ridiculous. Takes me back to when I was in Afghanistan working with Commandos, One of my buddies decided showing this movie to them was a good idea. The Afghanis did not appreciate the movie, even the helicopter versus tank scene. They did however love the movie Predator.

The Old Rey talk had me thinking once again, is the "payoff" for killing off Luke really worth missing out doing something with him and Rey in the future? Or even just anything with Luke on his own post-Sequels. Rebuilding the Jedi with Rey would have been fun. Luke's death is just meaningless when I think about it. The Force illusion he conjured was a great concept, but we didn't know it would kill him, so it's not like we felt like he was brave for sacrificing his life. His grub era life on the island also means he's not really giving up anything. Feels like he only dies so the movie can be called "The Last Jedi", and so we can all be amazed at our expectations being subverted.

I found your Prime Possum reference quite endearing, which is saying something as I already regard you chaps as quasi internet kin.

Old Rey: I'm 30 years old, I can't be expected to remember everyone

Missing the birth of my first child to watch this

Time to make the coffee ☕🐝 🌞🪱🐦

Oh my god I forgot dudes full name is “Nick Mason.” And James says it like ALL the time. It’s in their intro. My brain has just been deleting the “Nick”

I was hoping that weird bit about a sword that makes you lethargic would be in there. I have no idea what episode it was, but that joke had me howling. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

"A bit heavy on the fan service if Im honest" - Mr Sunday Movies

I want Ferrari Dracula as a film now.

Anyone else fall asleep during the echo finale

I both love and hate H8 Mail. It’s hilarious, but deep down, I get really angry hearing people talk shit about James and Maso 😂

Holy shit the size of this lad. Get fucked Snyder, this is the better than Justice League

Oooh, I dunt knoooooww.. I dunt knooowww....

"Did you know they filmed this?".... "Yeah, so.... well.... I didn't know I...... I had some..... I.... Look. No."

where's the DJ Khaled intro?! 😂

The old lady rey impression really reminds me of John Lennon

What you’re looking for: 2:17:20

1:37:44 cocaine bear!

BEEbayuga for Jason statham. The next expendables should have them going after John wick

31:50 I know no one asked, but there's a shark called the Greenland Shark that is estimated to live for between 250 and 500 years. Pups are born after an estimated gestation period of 8-18 years, and reach sexual maturity at ~150 years old. I just think that's pretty neat. This is all stolen from Wikipedia

Where can I find the game is on song ?

0:45

Where’s the song from the ending of the podcast version!!

Wait what the scooby doo and crypto movie was supposed to get canceled? I saw it on max recently lol

I like the bit where James is like 'insert funny bit' and the other one whose name I can't remember is like 'hahahaha......funny'. Classic The Weedy Planted bants.

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Godzilla Minus One Best Movie of 2023 🤯🎥🎞️🦖🍿 Best Movie in 2023 Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003) It had a limited rerun in 2023 for it’s 20th Anniversary 🎞️ Godzilla should be Awarded with Oscar Wins for the many Achievements in Story, Music, Acting and Visual Effects that surpassed the Hollywood’s Biggest Blockbusters. 🥇🏆🏅🎬 Watching Oppenheimer and Godzilla Minus One afterwards would be the BEST Movie Night 🤯

Baby gronk can lift 500 pounds on tiktok... I doubt it

MrMichaelMorbius just appeared on Netflix in the UK with zero fanfare. I made it 10 minutes in, then watched the rest of it at double-speed, and yet somehow it still dragged...Madame Web can't possibly be worse...can it?

Stung by a nettle calamine lotion

I had forgotten that they tried to NFT the Flash, lol. That is the cherry on top of the dumpster fire, and the cherry is made of shit.

No what happened to the song!?!?!

I screened Jake Straction at our Dentist's Conference. Very disappointed. Not a single extraction. Not even a root canal.

A 4 hour beat of??? I mean, I'll listen to the whole thing, but maybe hire an editor guys Edit: I'm halfway through, I'm good with the 4 hours.

That angry V for Vendetta tool forgot to mention WOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really? Four hours? Don’t you think that’s a bit much? Edit: I suppose I need to say this was a joke

man now all I want to hear is old crone Rey and Paul McCartney whining about modern things they don't understand. With big-ears Batman interrupting now and then because he overheard something

Compilation of funny! Time for coffee, and turning off hardcore history eastern front episodes. That can be hard to listen to at times

😊onl Nope P

Guys keep it down were all watching red notice back to back to back to back.... but that's all

i think our clones are the devil trying to ,make me a queer. it wor=king heyh