Rem Lezar is actually an Ancient Mesopotamian God of Imagination and The Stars (𒇲𒀼𐎠 𒁇𒀼𒑣𒋻𒇲), in ancient creation myths, Rem would do battle with the Trickster Deity of Darkness, Death and Grief, Eloi-Skull (𒀼𒁇𒆸𒐕𒑣𒀼 𐏓𒆸𒁇𒀼), only an ancient Holy Ophanim / Wheel of Nora / Worst (אוֹפַנִּים נוֹרָא) could seal away such evil
One of these days they're going to get a black spine that's just a grainy black and white vhs of them in front of their studio being watched from across the street
i’ve always wanted a black spine to be an actual snuff film, especially because i have no doubt they’d still show their reactions and they’d probably be laughing
@@Ben-vs7bq someone go into the r/watchpeopledie archives, make all the footage black and white, add creepy white noiseish music, and send it to them via black spine.
I can't believe that Mike didn't mention how that blue barrel reminded him of that one time on Star Trek The Next Generation when Lieutenant Worf was paralyzed by a falling barrel
@@joshuabutler3322 I just read a comment on a different where someone said "Every time Tim Higgins opens his mouth I have no idea what he is going to say" and that will stick with me forever, it's very true
Tim is an enigma. It's all or nothing. Either he drops absolute zingers like a "Fuck Butt Pointe" and "The Real Spoopies"... or he is sort of incoherent and rambling... and it falls kinda flat. That said, I do like him as a rotating 3rd/4th banana... but I like all the 3rd/4th bananas... even Josh has his moments.... they all have their charms. But now that I'm mentally working through the list of supporting cast members / very special guests, I would like to see a return of Freddie Williams... he was really good in his handful of appearances.
@ToubleToby He is growing on me as time rolls along... although he went full incoherent on last years Xmas episode, and that's when he loses me. That said, you bring up an interesting point about "trying to be like the rest of the guys" ... And I think that's what I liked the most about Freddie Williams. I realize he is a very accomplished comic artist, but on the RLM panels, he comes across as the closest thing they've had to an everyman. Somebody who isn't terribly versed in cinema but knows enough pop culture to hold his own. He can be funny and enjoyable to listen to.. but never comes across as trying too hard to be a comedian.
Wait, so the guy who made a video about carving pumpkins is named Gordy? He should have called the video "Goring Gourds with Gordy". Wasted opportunity.
It feels like someone needs to send them a VHS copy of Nukie with the lable on the tape torn off so that they can be tricked into finally reviewing it on an episode of black spine.
@@cornbredx I don't think Ishtar is even a horrible move. It just flopped so hard compared to the big names in it that it became infamous for a while. Weird fact: Martin Scorsese considers Ishtar one of his favorite movies of all time. I'm not kidding.
I grew up in Central Lake, Michigan, where Richard Davis is from. My mom used to mow his lawn. For years, I've been trying to explain this guy to my friends, and I was always like "I wish I had that fucking video he made." All the while knowing that it would make for a great episode of this show. Well, It finally happened. My childhood made it on to best of the worst.
This comment might get lost in this thread somewhere but I do hope these guys see it. “Jon Benet” or “moon beam”…. That’s ME!!! 😂 I don’t know if I should laugh hysterically or cry. I found my original dream bunny script in a keepsake box and decided to google search for kicks. I am shocked at the amount of videos on this. I don’t even have a copy! I do have pictures and proof that this actually was a part of my childhood though. My best friend stands beside me as “star baby”. I was “discovered “ at my local school play. Can’t make this stuff up.
My favorite moment is at 22:22 when Rich Davis stops firing, the laughter dies down and it’s dead silent, and then he starts firing again and everyone cackles
It cracks me up that Gordy the pumpkin masters address is blurred so he won't get doxed, like people won't know what house he lives at by the fukn 3000 lit pumpkins in front of his house.
The totally off-topic tangent about murderers set to polka music and spinning blue barrels is exactly the kind of content I subscribe to this channel for.
In my heart, there's a supercut of all the times RLM has put a black spine in the VCR only to shut it off ten seconds later when they see that someone sent in yet another homemade porn.
@@neal2399 , I always attribute unexplained chaotic energy to ADHD. Is it possible that I am biased as a person with ADHD raised by a mom with ADHD? Yes. Is it possible that I have excellent ADHD-dar (like radar) for those exact same reasons? YES.
@@tonygardner5101 incorrect, some STD are hereditary, since infections happen via exchange of fluids of any kind, and well you got a person inside of you
@@tonygardner5101 also incorrect: chlamydia can be contracted from the mother when the baby passes through the birth canal, and there are many asymptomatic carriers of chlamydia. It's okay to not know things, but don't speak authoritatively about and argue with people over a subject you are less than fully knowledgeable of. You look smarter asking questions than making false statements.
@@janeeyre1990 I didn’t make any false statements. If you contracted Chlamydia from childbirth, you’re likely not going to remain asymptomatic by the time you turn 18. And by the way, if you contracted an STD from your Mother when you were born, that’s not really an example that fits against the abstinence argument. Besides, the scenario you’re trying to create is incredibly uncommon. Most cases of STDs are transmitted and contracted through sexual contact. I’ll even rephrase my position if it makes it easier for you to swallow; if you want to significantly reduce your chances of contracting an STD (virtually to zero, assuming you don’t use unwashed needles to shoot up meth), wait until marriage to have sex. I ask questions all the time. It’s why I’m more educated and more successful than you are.
I love clicking on this video, it continuing from some random point where I left off, and immediately being greeted with them laughing hysterically at a pumpkin
I really need to give props to Rich as the only sober person in the room, yet still watching this crap and dealing with his drunk friends. Really, good job Rich, I applaud your good work
As another middle-aged man who gets too excited about Halloween, I feel for the pumpkin carving guy. Dude is out there every Halloween just living his best life, let him be.
Yeah honestly I thought the video seemed really wholesome. The guy clearly loves his hobby, and I can't fault him for wanting to share it with the world.
Tim's "OH MY GOD!! THIS IS THE BEST BLACK SPINE EVER!!" made me laugh so hard, cause Tim legit only gets brought to the show to suffer with Black Spine episodes. Them finding a genuinely entertaining one and him being overjoyed is just a blessing.
Just saw a documentary at a film festival about Richard Davis called "Second Chance" and 40 minutes in I remembered this video. Dude is insane, if a cop got shot while wearing his bulletproof vest, he'd gift them a gun, but only if they killed whoever shot them.
i genuinely thought Rich wasn't going to say anything when he started miming going to mime school and the joke was going to be that mimes don't get better jobs because they can't speak so they have no choice
@@NoriMori1992I think he means that he thinks a lot of people probably didn't get that joke. The joke being that when you graduate mime school, do they actually give you a physical diploma or just mime handing one.
I have the entire "Second Chance vs. Magnum Force" posted on my found VHS RU-vid page, and it's amazing. I was hoping they'd stumble across it too, and they finally did. It's a Christmas miracle! One thing they didn't realize is that "Surviving Edged Weapons" gets a shout-out in the credits.
I can’t believe this is real, it all feels like some sort of bit, ESPECIALLY with the Surviving Edged Weapons shoutout. He seems like a character, like that guy from Trailer Park Boys.
Grand Theft Auto doesn't have kids (with the exception of the teen son and daughter in GTA5). It's so they don't have to play the whole "kids are magically invulnerable" shenanigans that other games play. I actually noticed it one day after playing GTA San Andreas for years. It's funny how you can play a game for awhile without picking up on certain details.
Really sad to hear about Tim passing away from alcohol poisoning after this episode was filmed but at least his last few hours were filled with joy! Merry Christmas!!!
@@sleepwalker2649 I went "huh, is he like properly drunk?" somewhere in the beginning. Little did I know, that was him practically sober compared to what he would be towards the end.
You edited out the best part. I'd pay good money to listen to Mike ramble on for 45 minutes about two guys with similar names who both committed a similar crime, and occasionally mentioning a blue barrel.
I kind of looked at it the opposite way. The fetishist vibes were on full display from the start, as the female actors were dressed in tight leather the moment they walked into frame... then some goofy satire followed.
@@roberte2945 they seem to live rent free in your head. It's very strange how no matter what you say about humanity as a whole, someone on the internet will always reply with 'yeah this is actually about X group that I don't like'. Very boring.
This is very late, but I read 'Red Dragon' for the first time this year and I was surprised that Second Chance is mentioned in it! Will Graham asks for one of their vests by name! So I guess they must be good.
Oh my god. That shot of Jay and Tim next to each other as the dude is about to shoot himself, perfect encapsulation of the two. Tim in pure and utter horror, and Jay grinning with ecstasy.
@@Xpwnxage , my mom and I watch Best of the Worst videos together (she won't watch Half in the Bag or Re:View), and we always talk about how awesome Rich Evans is. He's no nonsense. He can cut through to the heart of any matter immediately. He has practical knowledge (e.g., carpentry). But he shows some moments of genuine empathy and caring for others. And he doesn't have a massive ego or get too full of himself. He's a good model of Midwestern masculinity.
"if you have sex you have a 50% chance of getting pregnant " . Well you will or you won't , that's a 50-50 chance , right ? That's how math works isn't it ?
@@lepus6511 if you include herpes and count literally any disease you can catch through risky sex, 50/50 is actually accurate in a lot of the US. they didn't qualify it that way, and the pregnancy chance claim was asspulled, but part of it is defensible.
Tim's *"Hey man... don't worry about everything"* destroyed me. The voice matched perfectly to a droopy eared, pirate hat wearing bunny with a slanted face. Specially one intended to rival Barney
1:24:20 - I kind of love how Mike calls out Californians for being too stupid and ignorant to tell the difference between a rabbit and a sloth, then in the same breath implies sloths are from Australia XD
That "develop your psychic powers" woman needs to have a showdown with the "telepathic communication with animals" woman on the Astral Plane. I'd pay money to see that.
43:18 "Now Rich..." is something Mike says before something horrible, so when it happens here I braced myself. And then all that came out were a string of lovely compliments. It's a Christmas miracle!
19:36 Mike: knows something bad could happen but, has become too cold over the years. Rich: Shocked silence with some worry. Tim: Utter shock. Jay: Gleeful anticipation of possible bloodshed.
That's a callback to the "The Jar" Episode where Scientist Man explains the ingredients you need to melt a VHS in acetone, and when he says rubber gloves, he says "Rubbly"
That Second Chance guy shot himself loads of times. In the late 70s-early 80s he went around the country to police departments to sell the first concealable vests and shot himself every time with a (very weak caliber) gun. My dad is a retired LEO and told me when he came to their organization his agency chief asked the dude to shoot himself with one of their service .357s and he wussed out. (The vests do stop them but it hurts like hell.) Second Chance is still in business today making heavy body armor for the military too. Wore one in Iraq.
I heard of this, I even may have seen him. This was the era in which I grew up. But the guy I saw may have been a faker, because he actually didn't shoot the gun when he came and talked to our class. I wish I remembered the face and voice of the guy who did the show for us in 5th grade, I wonder if it was this guy. lol
High power rounds can definitely do damage even through a vest. You're just looking at broken ribs and collapsed lungs vs shredded organs. I've heard of people still dying even without the round penetrating. It's not something to play around with, that's why he had the phonebook behind the vest even with the (presumably) low powered cartridges he was using. It's like taking a sledgehammer to the chest
I wouldn't really call it wussing out, the agency chief was asking him to horribly injure himself and he refused. Just because it stops the penetration doesn't mean it still can't cause some pretty bad injuries. Taking a .357 point blank to the chest with body armor probably would have sent him to the hospital or might have still killed him.
Something may have broken in my brain during Tim’s drunken rant, but he looks shockingly similar to Harry DuBois in that scene. He is the face of The Expression.
Chigur: “I’ve been traveling 22 years to get here and I’m here, and it’s either head or tail, call it” Clerk: “I need to know what I stand to win?” Chigur: “You stand to win your virginity, call it!”
