Ho Ho Ho! The group celebrates Kick-mas by watching some terrible action movies with people kicking on the cover and a terrible animated Christmas special where nobody kicks or does much of anything.
That weird moment where Red Letter Media turns into Boglinwatch and you can feel all the youtube channels you watch getting closer to The Great Conjunction where they all mold into one super channel that will destroy us all.
Not only does he pick them, but he also is in charge of describing the plot in each of them. I think he is personally responsible for the Christmas element in all of these episodes and I’m all for it
@@steveharvey2102he picked the shitty Disney knockoff where the bitch who runs an orphanage gambles all the donation money and gets electrocuted while wielding a chainsaw.
Nothing can describe how afraid I was when they showed the couch and Mike wasn’t there. Some fear death, others disease. Many fear losing those that are closest to them. I fear the day when I have to watch a group of Milwaukee film nerds bitch about Christmas movies for an hour and NOT seee Mike Stoklasa drunkenly staring into my soul from the other side of a computer screen.
Same- I was afraid he had either a) drunk himself into hospital or b) was away having a happy time with his girlfriend....he's a character of wild contradictions.
David Carradine has starred in worse, trust me. That man would do just about anything for cocaine. I love that they hav to point out that he was the star of Kung Fu because most viewers wouldn’t even know what that is, or why he was playing a Chinese Kung-Fu master. They just know he was in Kill Bill or something and died like Michael Hutchense. Dammit I’m old as dirt.
Netflix just released a trailer for The Open House, and it looks like they ripped off The Inside - horror movie Mike pitched as a joke on HitB #119. Coming January 19th!
Rich Evans will never cease to amaze me. He can't properly enounciate "breasts" but has no problem saying "autoerotique asphyxiation" serveral times in a row. What a truly splendid man.
The fact that there's enough consumer demand to justify having an emergency groin surgery clinic there gives me deeper understanding of the scope of alcoholism in Milwaukee.
No, even better, they showed even they could do signs. It subverted my expectations, which makes this instantaneously the best video i've seen in my entire life, despite the fact it has a very small re-watchable value to me
Which year will it be when Rich sees a Christmas Tree in the studio that he just runs out of the building screaming and doesn't come back until January?
Speaking of "Fuck you, it's January!", Netflix just put up a trailer for a movie called The Open House, which basically looks like a rip of of The Inside - a horror movie Mike pitched as a joke on HitB episode 119. Coming January 19th. Fuck everything.
NO! He will be ECSTATIC to see the Christmas tree in an attempt to subvert our expectations. We will never see it coming. Because after all, RLM is a show about family.
Rocked Rich tries to run away every year, but the others drag him back into the studio and pump him full of horse tranquilizers before the shoot begins. He needs to lay off the Crystal Skull Vodka and Slimer Twinkies, so he can become fast enough to finally escape.
Really? Because they talk about Star Wars in every goddamn video on this channel. At this point, I'm watching these videos just waiting for it, then it happens, I yawn, and then move on.
there are still a lot of bad David Carradine b movies to make fun of. so maybe "Christmas or Carradine" maybe with a title card in memory of david reading "he came, as he left"
Reuben Walby lol they most likely won't, it caught my attention because of the fact and I'm not even a viewer of this channel, everyone's just doing stupid shit for views, or it's just coincidence 🤔
@@josephglatz25 hahhh I’m happy to share anything! My uncle tried to get into the animation game in the early 90s believe it or not this isn’t the only cartoon made by the company. They were around for decades I actually worked for the studio for a couple years in my late teens hahah
I got it when Rich candy cane strangled himself, then Again when David Carradine, infamous jerking off strangling death, came up, so third time was definitely Inxs-ive (bad jokes are contagious,sorry)
TheVideoInvader You subverted my expectations, because at first I thought you were expressing your dissapproval of the autoerotic asphyxiation jokes, but then, to my surprise, you ended up making one yourself. What a tragic stroke of genius!
I dunno some pun about choking the life out of the joke. It's 2 am I need to sleep. oh the worst part about autoerotic asphyxiation is you can never tell if your coming or going. Ok sleep now.
The creature commonly called "Rich Evans" is known by researchers to produce a number of distinct cries, each indicative of a different mood or feeling- such as amusement, sorrow, or boredom. The untrained ear, however, is often unable to identify them as separate, hearing only what has been described as "manic, high-pitched laughter, like that of a drunken child".
This episode is shit, the ending was exactly how I expected it to happen. Did not subvert my expectations. Two out of ten, the last episode was better. Waiting for the Rich Evans standalone episode.
It's too bad "Karate Cop" ended up being garbage, because the premise is intriguing. Theoretically, a movie about a lone cop restoring order to the lawless wastes while searching for the last working teleporter should be pretty sweet. There's tons of potential there for run-ins with mutants, raiders, and technology-worshiping cargo cultists. Also, I actually like David Carradine's performance in the scene he's in. He works as the sweaty, grizzled barkeep of a post-apocalyptic roadhouse. Although it's pulpy, it's also a lot more colorful than anything Ron Marcini does. If you wanted to do this movie right, maybe David Carradine's character could have been a martial artist prior to the war. Then he and cop guy could band together to go find the teleporter, giving them ample opportunity to mow down bandits _de_ _jure_ .
Looked up Ron Martini. Very interesting bio done very poorly. Under personal life it states "Marchini was the survivor of a drive-by shooting because he was the shooter. lol wut?
If we can get them working, these puns and jokes will be funnier than anything we had before in star trek. It's going to be very cool. See how I subverted your expectations by referencing something else RLM said instead of great? See how I explained that to you so now I subverted your expectation that you would have to think? How many layers deep do we have to go to feel satisfied by our expectations being subverted?
22:55 You know you've officially rewatched BotW on a loop too much when you recognise the Cybernator villain for the first time in Karate Cop kicks 30-40
My favorite is Ron Hall, Vampire Assassin, is in Pocket Ninjas during the VR sequence but they saw Pocket Ninjas way before and I doubt they would remember such a little bit... good find tho, the B movie ecosystem is so interconnected
Samurai Cop, Hollywood Cop, Space Cop, and now Karate Cop. It's like poetry, it rhymes. Each stanza rhymes with the other, if we can just get it working.
OK, That "strip club" is clearly a Chili's. They stop panning just before the get to the Chili's sign on the wall. Pretty sure the interiors are shot in that same Chili's, too.
It is all about family, the Johnson family...wait....oh my god...TLJ was a long troll of RLM by the johnson family who paid a white guy to pretend to be rian johnson, we should have known that isn't how you spell Ryan. It all makes sense now, and we know what we must do. Masturbate to lesbian porn.
I see what you did with this one: You wanted a way to watch cheesy martial arts movies, but needed a way to make sure that no Steven Seagal movies could accidentally make it into the lineup.
4:43 Whooaa! Wow! 7:37 Surviving Edged Weapons treetopper 7:48 S.E.W. flashbacks 11:29 📼 Movie #1 11:44 Mike's Suburban Sasquatch & Rich's Penguin impression 13:07 The punishment for not cleaning your room 18:57 Mike is startled by Rich's famous laugh 19:35 David Carradine's legacy per Jay & Mike 22:31 The Kick Count 24:26 How orginal 😶 24:34 📼 Movie #2 26:54 Me, me, me Ahahahahaha 32:04 Not Frosty the Snowman 34:31 📼 Movie #3 36:41 Obligatory car driving off the cliff clip 38:35 Hey ladies 😉 39:46 It's Lurch! 44:18 'splodey 💥 51:04 Make sure to land directly on the fiery barrels 51:35 Going down with the Jeep 52:43 I have you now! 54:20 BOTW
If you start watching Red Letter Media's "F**k You, It's January! (2017)" video at exactly 11:59:46 PM, Mike and Jay will shout "FUCK YOU, IT'S JANUARY!" at midnight. Can you think of a more perfect way to bring in the new year?
Ron Marchini is from my hometown and was actually a fantastic karate tournament fighter during his day, seriously legit badass. While taking classes at his Renbukai studio/dojo/whateverthefuck, his movie, Omega Cop, was released "into theaters" and as a treat for his karate students, hosted an early screening at what was then the city's ancient movie theater. It was such a shit show of a movie, but fun to see someone you know in a movie, plus ADAM WEST.
How did it take me 4 viewings of this video until I noticed that the cover of "Night of the KickFighters" features a boot with a goddamn circular saw on it?
Incredibly, The Christmas Light actually has a sequel according to IMDb. That one is basically full length instead of 20 minutes though so I imagine it's just very boring.
