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Biden: Lick the World! | Fox News Trial Delay | Clarence Thomas’ Quid Pro Quo with Harlan Crow 

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President Biden went off script in a speech in Ireland, Fox News is rumored to be seeking a settlement to avoid more embarrassment in the Dominion lawsuit, and details continue to surface about the suspicious relationship between Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and billionaire Harlan Crow.
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@jasonjimerson7046
@jasonjimerson7046 Год назад
DO NOT SETTLE! DO NOT SETTLE! DO NOT SETTLE!
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
Did not settle, check.
@lw3269
@lw3269 Год назад
PLEASE Dominion, do not settle. This is a historic case. Media accountability hangs in the balance.
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
Assuming that's the reason for the delay I have good news, because the case is schedule to resume tomorrow morning. Guessing that wasn't released before they filmed this.
@MomoHitsujiOwO
@MomoHitsujiOwO Год назад
@@MajorHenryLI don’t think so because they record the episodes a few hours before it’s posted online.
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
​​​@@MomoHitsujiOwO No that's the only when they do live, they play it on TV a few hours before they post it online. Google "Fox News Dominion case" The 1st result should be from AP explaining they're not telling us why it was delayed, but it's back on tomorrow morning and I saw a report hours before that. I was laughing so hard I barely could tell my wife.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
Puh lease...the media sold its soul ages ago
@Lorrdd
@Lorrdd Год назад
They won't. The damage has already been done to Dominion, Conservative states already abandoned them because of the Big Lie. They have nothing to lose by holding Fox's feet to the fire, and everything to gain. If they wind up being the company that brought down Fox News, that'll secure their company for the next 25-50 years until those of us who remember Fox are dead and gone.
@BornDepressed
@BornDepressed Год назад
They aren't "gifts". They are bribes. Say it with me. BRIBES.
@Sjalabais
@Sjalabais Год назад
If Clarence isn't ousted with these revelations, this society is even more broken than anyone imagined.
@coryallen6980
@coryallen6980 Год назад
As if it needed any more help when we've got sloppy Joe at the helm.
@MegaKat
@MegaKat Год назад
They didn't oust a president. Twice. With overwhelming evidence of sedition and a plethora of other crimes he committed in full view of the media. He even did it proudly many times. So yeah, Clarence might be impeached. But he won't be convicted. Sorry if I sound like a dick.
@isabellamarie6213
@isabellamarie6213 Год назад
Yes , I can confidently say Mr Sam Deymon is one of the few licensed brokers.
@angeliqueramin6177
@angeliqueramin6177 Год назад
Some newbie in Crypto lack the knowledge of trading that's why they incure losses while trading, Mr Sam helped me in trading and taught me how I can be able to analyze them which makes it easier for me to master.
@lennalim5358
@lennalim5358 Год назад
@@isabellamarie6213 My 4000 dollar earned with the help Mr Sam Deymon an hour job feels like I'm making sum an hour these days with him.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
Y'know, considering how proud she is of arming a 2 year old, I'm starting to think they have something with the 'mental health issue' thing... I mean, she thinks the constant threat of gun violence is equivalent to 'good parenting'... there's an unmedicated issue there for sure.
@marthareis5873
@marthareis5873 Год назад
She made that pathological comment with such nonchalance, it was creepy as hell.
@musicinggp
@musicinggp Год назад
Perhaps the 2 yo will shoot!
@mwater_moon2865
@mwater_moon2865 Год назад
@@marthareis5873 She went on to talk about how wonderful it was for her dad to abandon her in the woods on a hunting trip when she was 9 or 10 years old. He did follow her to make sure she got back to camp safe, but "made bear noises the whole way."
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
At this point I'm pretty sure 'wanting to run for any public office' is a mental health red flag.
@pheobefink2664
@pheobefink2664 Год назад
@@musicinggp ....her!
@TihetrisWeathersby
@TihetrisWeathersby Год назад
Ireland showed a lot of class
@mariyamwaniki
@mariyamwaniki Год назад
They did, didn't they. I love Ireland for loving Uncle Joe.
@nejuw
@nejuw Год назад
So did Joe. We were delighted to have him
@zeta472
@zeta472 Год назад
Unfortunately Ireland are blind just like like most people.
@dermur68
@dermur68 Год назад
We were more than happy to host a guy like Joe who's clearly genuine and sincere in what he says. And for those thinking this visit was nothing more than a nostalgic junket for Joe, consider that Ireland is the 9th (I've heard 6th being reported in 2023) largest source of foreign direct investment to the United States with over 900 U.S.-owned firms having their European headquarters in Ireland.
@blaisemacpherson7637
@blaisemacpherson7637 Год назад
They heard that Joe signed a bill called the IRA
@redgyrados2000
@redgyrados2000 Год назад
C-Span knew exactly what they were doing with that last cutaway shot
@alittlebirdi
@alittlebirdi Год назад
I almost didn't think they'd cut to the audience, but apparently someone in the control room has a sense of humor lol.
@emptycradle1304
@emptycradle1304 Год назад
That cameraman is a hero...
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Год назад
How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 Год назад
10:29
@williamdarren9263
@williamdarren9263 Год назад
I'm in complete awe at how I went from living an average life to making over 63k per month. It's amazing. The financial markets are full with opportunities, but I've learned a lot over the past few years to doubt that. The key is knowing where to focus. Well appreciated, Mr SAM DEYMON
@ethan.9415
@ethan.9415 Год назад
It's by simply investing in the stöcks and Cryptó market with the help of my advisor Sam Deymon.
@HallowqueenCrafting
@HallowqueenCrafting Год назад
A toddler with a firearm? I did my best hostage negotiator impression when my toddlers had a sharpie! I can't imagine it with a gun.
@RictusHolloweye
@RictusHolloweye Год назад
Those kids won't be eating any damn vegetables!
@utezahn3174
@utezahn3174 Год назад
It is total insanity.
@shevek2954
@shevek2954 Год назад
Sasha Baron Cohen did a joke about toddlers with guns. The GOP is beyond parody.
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave Год назад
@@RictusHolloweye 🔫 “i ain’t eating no broccoli, mama.” 🔫 “the hell you ain’t!” 🔫🔫 “alright, both of yous settle down now. Baby, you’ll eat your broccoli or no Bluey tomorra. Now honey, what were you saying about your car making a funny noise? You want me to take it out back and put it down?”
@CT-gl2zj
@CT-gl2zj Год назад
How does a 2-year-old with a gun have any parents left?
@mynameisworld
@mynameisworld Год назад
To "lick" something means to accomplish it. He's saying let's go accomplish some good work.
@wplants9793
@wplants9793 Год назад
Yes true
@meh8982
@meh8982 Год назад
It actually means to "beat in a fair fight." Usually used by little kids in the 1930s.
@mattheusayongwa1606
@mattheusayongwa1606 Год назад
Stephen is always looking for something with Biden. U sure Biden will show up on his show?
@Ceares
@Ceares Год назад
Yeah, we all know what lick means. Even ignoring the definition involving tongues, the phrasing is still odd and funny - "let's go lick the world" sounds more like he wants the US and Ireland to (to keep up with Colbert's joke) be a WWE tag team, or some kind of world conquerors.
@77Creation
@77Creation Год назад
Licking means a beating.
@thorstenguenther
@thorstenguenther Год назад
Biden entering to the Dropkick Murphys was epic.
@relaxingwhitenoisenatureso1111
Ah. My favorite part of the morning. Coffee and Colbert.
@KevinZ.000
@KevinZ.000 Год назад
"Mary, I see the light." Is a welcoming home phrase in Ireland.
@glenncordova4027
@glenncordova4027 Год назад
"Don't go into the light!" is an American phrase. ☠️
@terri6854
@terri6854 Год назад
@@glenncordova4027 No, it's an English phrase - as in English the language.
@tammyjantzen9004
@tammyjantzen9004 Год назад
Oh. Good to know! Thanks!
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
No it isn't - from the Republic of Ireland
@AdrienneEganIRL
@AdrienneEganIRL Год назад
He’s referring to the symbolic light for the diaspora that Mary Robinson (Ex Irish President) has in her window in her home in Ballina and referred to in her earlier speech before Joe Biden’s that evening. Context is everything people. Do your research.
@ChainReactionsProductions
@ChainReactionsProductions Год назад
About 30 years too late for justice to come for Justice Clarence Thomas, but better late than never I guess
@faithgathigia6341
@faithgathigia6341 Год назад
I looove those little dances amid the applause😂😂😂
@desikansri
@desikansri Год назад
Was there for the live taping of the show. Amazing experience. Stephen is even better live!
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 Год назад
Yes, please Dominion, don't settle. I would love to see Fox guilty 🎉
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
They didn't, case *is back on tomorrow morning. I don't think Fox offered them enough to settle.
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 Год назад
@@MajorHenryL let's cross 🤞 our fingers
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 Год назад
@@MajorHenryL 👍 and ✌️
@lorinelson7523
@lorinelson7523 Год назад
I want Fox "News" bankrupt and dissolved, gone and never to return to the airwaves.
@nancychandler3673
@nancychandler3673 Год назад
I'd love to see them bankrupt and buried
@KrakenIsland64
@KrakenIsland64 Год назад
That C-Span tech knew what they were doing and they're a legend for it!
@cerealkiillar
@cerealkiillar Год назад
My grandma would say, "Show me who you go with and I'll tell you who you are." So Mr. Crow, you truly found your soulmate.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 Год назад
I thought the gross-out factor had been reached with “popcorn and champagne” but then the Rupert sketch came up… seriously tho, I needed the laugh, many thanks Mr Colbert!!
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Год назад
Dominion, gurrrrrl. DO. NOT. SETTLE! 😆
@katsong3302
@katsong3302 Год назад
given there is already clear evidence for Dominion , a settlement would : 1. prevent assignment of damages for pain and suffering , and most importantly for democracy, bury all the facts of the truth, that it was known, and which actors said what - important: for example, for proof for those enthralled, and for deterring others from this blatant repetition of lies hypnotizing people into believing / inciting violence.
@cathywolfe7993
@cathywolfe7993 Год назад
They might settle for a LOT of money and a very public apology in print and on Fox News for a couple of months.
@maxmartin2763
@maxmartin2763 Год назад
@@cathywolfe7993 Dominion is a Canadian company. I doubt their goal is to save America from the Fox News DEVIL. They'll settle for tons of Rupert's CASH!
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
I'm sorry all of you won't believe me till tomorrow, however the case is back on for tomorrow morning. Google it and look for recent.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
The whitest old guy doing a black twenty something female 🤣
@KatySueWho
@KatySueWho Год назад
I mean, “C-SPAN really has improved their comedic timing” is a sentence I never expected to say 🤭😂👏
@shevek2954
@shevek2954 Год назад
That cutaway was like a joke from The Simpsons.
@joseville
@joseville Год назад
Wait, so that was the actual live feed from the NRA convention? Lol, I thought it was Colbert show's edit lol
@KatySueWho
@KatySueWho Год назад
@@joseville it 100% was the live feed😂 I saw it on MSNBC before I saw it here
@heffo67
@heffo67 Год назад
I love Stephen's monologues but his portrayal of Biden's Ireland visit has been unfair. Listen, I know it's comedy but... I'm Irish and I watched much of his visit which was shown on tv here. He gave some fantastic speeches, said all the right things and his message was positive. And unlike how his predecessor's methods would be...there was no bluster, lies or self-felattio-ing (?).
@markmacken1
@markmacken1 Год назад
Everything he said was positive
@PeanutsMommy
@PeanutsMommy Год назад
I have lost the last remaining ounce of respect I had for The Supreme Court.
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 Год назад
Except I do respect three of the female judges.
@Bootystank99659
@Bootystank99659 Год назад
The only Supreme Court I respect is the basketball court nothing but net god bless the NBA amen
@TihetrisWeathersby
@TihetrisWeathersby Год назад
Clarence Thomas is an Open and shut case for Impeachment
@connordorsey9959
@connordorsey9959 Год назад
Absolutely
@leandrofranca7091
@leandrofranca7091 Год назад
Becuase me soy boy heard it in leftist media outlets that don't know a thing about the supreme court!!!!!😅😅😅😅
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 Год назад
Yeah, but so was Trump. Twice. And they acquitted him twice. Plus you need the House to impeach before you can hold a trial, and Kevin McCarthy sure ain’t holding that vote
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад
🎯🎯🎯🎯
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 Год назад
So were Trump's two impeachments. At this point, I don't see how impeachment of anybody is possible, given that you need 2/3 of the senate.
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
Sure hope Clarence is held accountable for his Quid Pro Crow!
@rockodibiase6805
@rockodibiase6805 Год назад
Good 👍 ONE.... cuz he's obviously an Uncle Tom
@MrPhotodoc
@MrPhotodoc Год назад
Nice.
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
You clever little devil! 😂👍
@andrewstevenson118
@andrewstevenson118 Год назад
Superb
@starrdust13
@starrdust13 Год назад
Nooo 😂 Lick the world 😂 he’s the best grandpa for us
@bonniesperow-bender8800
@bonniesperow-bender8800 Год назад
You and your writers are brilliant!!! You make my day every time I watch. Thank you!!!
@elvinn9434
@elvinn9434 Год назад
That camera view at the NRA showing diversity when Cristy spoke was laughable!!! 😂😂😂
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Год назад
There’s no reason why Clarence Thomas should continue to be on the Supreme Court. He should be impeached immediately.
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 Год назад
Good luck getting the gop to agree. Any other way?
@marthareis5873
@marthareis5873 Год назад
@@Tuturial464 The DOJ could go after him.
@amherst88
@amherst88 Год назад
For those of us who are old enough to remember, there's no reason why he should have been appointed to the Supreme Court in the first place.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
@@amherst88 Just think, and we get to go through the whole thing again in 20 years with Kavanaugh.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
@@Tuturial464 Well, technically we could create a new amendment to the Constitution outline a new way to remove him, and use that, but the odds of that happening are, uh, slim. Which is too bad considering we've kind of needed it for the past, oh, 80 years or so.
@Rhiannon011
@Rhiannon011 Год назад
Hard to believe Clarence Thomas did this for over 20 years and got away with it!!
@shevek2954
@shevek2954 Год назад
Not really. In America, the rich and powerful get away with everything. See Trump's handling of classified documents vs. 21 year old nobody. The surprising part would be if Thomas actually faces consequences.😊
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
Hard to believe?
@rock-n-rollfoodie
@rock-n-rollfoodie Год назад
SO SO SO believable Thomas n wife have been crooked for years! Anita Hill was right about him.
@michellejester9734
@michellejester9734 Год назад
That's how the world (US anyway) works-the rich or powerful take care of each other-you scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours, and together we'll get WHATEVER we want. F the rest of these peasants!!😡😡
@trutymeproductions5478
@trutymeproductions5478 Год назад
Not hard to believe at all unfortunately....
@whiskyjames4200
@whiskyjames4200 Год назад
A toddler with a shotgun and rifle before she's even potty trained is a dangerous phenomenon.😖
@allyfire7915
@allyfire7915 Год назад
Dominion keep suing those treasonous people all of them Don't settle.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
When you have unethical justices with no shame, you can’t expect them to police themselves. Congress must step in to set some standards.
@rockodibiase6805
@rockodibiase6805 Год назад
🎉 EXACTLY 💯✌️🖖👍
@lynnebarrett9912
@lynnebarrett9912 Год назад
Congress isn't all that honest either. Or that they have ethics. A few do, but not too many.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia Год назад
You want _Congress_ to enforce _ethics_ standards? Well, I want my own personal flying submarine. Let's see which one happens first.
@sirganjanista7838
@sirganjanista7838 Год назад
⁸😅😅😅😮😅
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia Год назад
@@nonna_sof5889 Let me rephrase my statement. I want Congress to tell the American people about the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp for Victory.* Humans didn't listen to Jesus, so you're certainly not going to listen to me, but there's a government video called *Hemp for Victory* on a government website that shows everyone how to grow weed to defeat fascism, and Congress banned the film from the public to wage the "war on drugs." So, if anyone wants Congress to have ethics, it starts by acknowledging the documented historical fact that the legalization of "Marihuana" saved America and the "free world" during World War II and ending the "war on drugs" that has lasted for longer than most of us have been alive. *Hemp for Victory* has been available to the general public since 1990. Congress has had over 30 years to do the right thing.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
That cutaway after "A lot of diversity in the NRA" to a swath of lily white folks is just chef's kiss perfection. Give whoever edit that a raise!
@gladtravis
@gladtravis Год назад
It's the 2nd time I've seen it (it was on John Oliver on Sunday) and it was just as funny as the 1st. Bang up editing job.
@michellejester9734
@michellejester9734 Год назад
That was actual footage from C-SPAN so it probably wasn't hard to just cut to the crowd and let the BS play out
@nancychandler3673
@nancychandler3673 Год назад
CSpan, I believe
@ElGordo1959
@ElGordo1959 Год назад
Yeah but to be fair there were some white guys with hair, and some without 🙃
@TooSlowTube
@TooSlowTube Год назад
I think I have an idea for a new gun law that might be acceptable to more people, and not be opposed by the NRA, or the politicians they pay for: Only old white guys get to buy or carry guns. Yes, it's racist (like most of those old white guys), and ageist, but I think it could work. School shootings would be reduced considerably.
@samybasile
@samybasile Год назад
Ah yes! That last shot of the NRA attendees screams diversity: off white to eggshell white!
@soniamadhukra
@soniamadhukra Год назад
"Mary, I see the light" is a reference to the light in Mary Robinson's childhood home in Ballina (where Biden was speaking). Robinson was an Irish President in the 90s. She kept a light in the window of Aras an Uactaráin (the Irish White House) to remember and welcome home the Irish emigrants who had left our shores in the previous generation. Since leaving office she became UN Commissioner for Human Rights and transferred the light to Ballina where it now shines for Irish emigrants, and all of those displaced or affected by human rights abuses. Here endeth the lesson. Come on over and you guys can see it - though I promise a lamp in a window won't be the highlight of your trip!
@GeekFreaksNetwork
@GeekFreaksNetwork Год назад
Best part of Monday… new Colbert!
@mildol7271
@mildol7271 Год назад
In my opinion. Giving a 2 year old a shot gun makes NO sense and is irresponsible❗️You can’t make the stupidity up❗️
@bemusedindian8571
@bemusedindian8571 Год назад
The last part of the skit literally wrote itself. As he said, he can’t top that.
@funface4
@funface4 Год назад
Impeach Clarence Thomas!
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 Год назад
I think it’s a disservice to the American people to refuse televising this trial. Unacceptable.
@glenncordova4027
@glenncordova4027 Год назад
Relax. There are plenty more trials coming up. There is a whole series. Believe me. Believe me.
@theshlauf
@theshlauf Год назад
You don't bring a circus to a clown. That's where they thrive.
@squirrelcovers6340
@squirrelcovers6340 Год назад
NOTHING about the justice system is fair in this country or any other.
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 Год назад
@@glenncordova4027 Did a big tough trial come up to you with tears in its eyes and say "Sir..."?
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
Delaware has cooked her corporates: they made privacy for delinquents a law
@Opus313
@Opus313 Год назад
It's really good to have a President that is loved and respected around the world!
@tictacleia
@tictacleia Год назад
@steveconn
@steveconn Год назад
Moreso there than here, unfortunately.
@peacelove2.0.69
@peacelove2.0.69 Год назад
Totally ! 👍
@idontlikeit.7822
@idontlikeit.7822 Год назад
Your kidding, right
@yawningsoldier7675
@yawningsoldier7675 Год назад
Biden is not really "liked". He's just not as universally hated as Trump is.
@seanmcdonald5859
@seanmcdonald5859 Год назад
Heres a fun little aside: in Australia we flick DOWN for ON and UP for OFF. . . . to turn power OFF we flick the switch UP so if you were sitting with an Aussie and they looked confused for a moment, that's what it was. 😂
@alexanderclaylavin
@alexanderclaylavin Год назад
I know exactly what he's saying. He's talking about the spirit of national accomplishment that has given the world so much. He might be the only one who remembers what we're really supposed to be about.
@Deseis
@Deseis Год назад
I'm a Canadian and please don't lick my country, your tongue will freeze to it and besides it's basically an edible by now
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia Год назад
"Marihuana" stopped the Axis during World War II. Watch the 1942 US Department of Agriculture video, *Hemp for Victory.* The rest of the world is going to need to know this to stop the Republicans before all of this is over.
@billywoods9192
@billywoods9192 Год назад
Best comment so far. Thanks. : )
@truth2774
@truth2774 Год назад
It means "beat the world" it's either archaic or regional to our area of pa but my father used it that way and I've heard it all my life.
@mwater_moon2865
@mwater_moon2865 Год назад
@@truth2774 I've regularly heard it as to beat, though not so much the whole world, and not often in a nice or good way, usually more like "you keep that up you gonna get a lickin' " or "lick the floor with [a person]" to indicate you wish to cause grevious bodily harm.
@MomoHitsujiOwO
@MomoHitsujiOwO Год назад
@@truth2774If this is true, it’s new to me!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
If the NRA thinks guns are not dangerous, how come they don't allow people to bring their guns into the convention floor?
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
It's crazy people with guns that are the problem ... and the NRA is full of them.
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 Год назад
Curious?🤔
@MrYoumitube
@MrYoumitube Год назад
I want to protect Trump, so can I bring along my gun and walk with him??
@TooSlowTube
@TooSlowTube Год назад
@@MrYoumitube Does anyone remember when Trump claimed he was in favor of background checks and red flag laws... but then vetoed legislation that could have introduced them?
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
@@TooSlowTube Could have been yesterday, could be tomorrow, doesn't matter. Whatever he decides to say on a given day, the MAGAts will just roll with it.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 Год назад
Are you kidding me?? He walked out to “Shippin’ Up to Boston”?? That is GREAT!!!
@leonardmecca8169
@leonardmecca8169 Год назад
No, no, no! Do not settle! Don't let them off the hook. Teach fox a lesson!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
I really hope the Fox v Dominion trial happens. The American mentality thinks that if you settled that means "I'm innocent." They forgot that when you settled it means, "I'm guilty, but here's some money to make this whole thing go away."
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
Tomorrow morning.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
No one ever thinks "settle" = innocent.
@melanies.6030
@melanies.6030 Год назад
Pretty sure the defendent settling is for the most part taken as an admission of guilt or acknowledgment of wrongdoing.
@OlEgSaS32
@OlEgSaS32 Год назад
@@lenawagenfuehr53 yea the danger there is if they managed to settle behind closed doors without an ounce of information revealed to the public, the very next day FOX can go live claiming dominion threatetned them with "unjustified and completely false" political armageddon for "telling the truth" and dominion needed that money to pay off china and hugo chavezs's ghosts for helping dominion steal the elecetion
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Год назад
actually, most of the settlement agreements I've seen come out and say "not admitting to any guilt" but here's some money to go away... IMHO, that's NOT good enough!
@dalkurd1
@dalkurd1 Год назад
How is Fox News even allowed to exist? Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪
@rockodibiase6805
@rockodibiase6805 Год назад
Naive and gullible Republicans looking for a dictator😮
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 Год назад
Because power and corruption. And good people doing nothing until the last minute.
@TheActionBastard
@TheActionBastard Год назад
As an American I can confirm that Americans... are stupid. The smart among us claim "we don't fucking know how this shit keeps happening" but we all secretly know the truth: the majority of us are dumb as a brick. It takes an apocalypse level crisis to get the average American to look up from swilling sugar drinks and eating whatever processed crap passes for food here. It's very tiring. Democracy is not something that survives apathy really well.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia Год назад
It's entertainment, like slowing down to see a car wreck. "Are you not entertained!?" - some guy from a movie
@deadhumansallofthem2457
@deadhumansallofthem2457 Год назад
As an American with a Swedish last name no idea. Idiots
@macronujamarco1853
@macronujamarco1853 Год назад
The Cameraman is always the GOAT. Cameraman: “Oh yea keep talking that talk” Cameraman: pans over to the truth
@mvvpro8688
@mvvpro8688 Год назад
"There's a lot of diversity in the NRA, but we asked them all to leave for this audience shot."
@DansBackcountry
@DansBackcountry Год назад
That audience at the NRA killed me l😅
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 Год назад
_so much diversity!!!_
@joycastle.
@joycastle. Год назад
I see what you did there ... 😂
@nonna_sof5889
@nonna_sof5889 Год назад
That's why I invested in bullet resistant clothing.
@RictusHolloweye
@RictusHolloweye Год назад
@@nonna_sof5889 - At their age their hands probably shake so much you're safe just standing still.
@veryberry39
@veryberry39 Год назад
I haven't seen that much diversity since the first Continental Congress!
@michaelcooke2559
@michaelcooke2559 Год назад
It is so nice to have a President who does things that are funny and just laugh at, as opposed to a President that does things that are funny and we get scared.
@DDd-gm8uz
@DDd-gm8uz Год назад
Some people would prefer to not have a 900 year old invalid making fart noises.
@bryanspindle4455
@bryanspindle4455 Год назад
​@@DDd-gm8uz Well Trump's diaper will muffle the fart noises.
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave Год назад
@@DDd-gm8uz good news then, Donald isn’t in the White House anymore so the US doesn’t have a 900 year old invalid in charge anymors
@DoctorProph3t
@DoctorProph3t Год назад
@@DDd-gm8uz fuck you, that’s the world leader I’d vote for. At least he doesn’t claim everyone cries when he walks into the room.
@foxyboiiyt3332
@foxyboiiyt3332 Год назад
When Trump made gaffes he doubled down on them and pretended he actually meant what he said. Incredibly insecure. Biden is comfortable enough in himself to just laugh it off
@joannejohnson7006
@joannejohnson7006 Год назад
He looks and sounds happy! It would be nice to have his own country show a modicum of appreciation for trying to build bridges and being the new change that we all want and need Thank you 🙏 😂
@yxeaviationphotog
@yxeaviationphotog Год назад
Dominion better not settle! I want to see Fox News brought to their knees.
@PerthScienceClinic
@PerthScienceClinic Год назад
You know, that crowd was very diverse... Some of them weren't even wearing hats.
@cachi-7878
@cachi-7878 Год назад
@5:02, “Gordon Ramsay dredged from a lake…” Hahahaha!
@lashelvy
@lashelvy Год назад
He bought the neighboring properties and had them demolished too. It goes from bad to worse & their corruption knows no bounds.
@Jaq365
@Jaq365 Год назад
Harlan Crow: "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse" Clarence: "OK, I'm listening"
@alansmitheejr.
@alansmitheejr. Год назад
Crow is such a friend he likes to call Thomas "Uncle Tom."
@seffishestopal5950
@seffishestopal5950 Год назад
oh god
@Pibealges
@Pibealges Год назад
Yikes...
@charityquill4965
@charityquill4965 Год назад
And his name is crow... Like Jim crow. YiKES 😬😬 😬
@mariahgrimes207
@mariahgrimes207 Год назад
😯
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Год назад
but the "GOOD" kind! (sarcasm) buys mom's house ... and let's her stay rent-free, plus makes upgrades to it. (normally, if you wanted to save a "historical landmark", you'd want to leave it in "original condition", right?
@Blindeyedog
@Blindeyedog Год назад
That entrance was lit. ❤❤❤❤
@pyrusdragonoid2013
@pyrusdragonoid2013 Год назад
That's the Irish for you. We know how to make an entrance
@SabaDhutt
@SabaDhutt Год назад
Did she look at the audience before she gave that speech? 😅
@bochica3562
@bochica3562 Год назад
If you want to stop a bad toddler with gun, you need a good toddler with a shotgun. ❤️😂
@IAmSuzyQ
@IAmSuzyQ Год назад
If you could reason with Trump supporters there wouldn't be any Trump supporters.
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 Год назад
Can't reason with an unreasonable peron
@jeffbaer5851
@jeffbaer5851 Год назад
Well put. You can't 'reason' someone OUT of a position they didn't 'reason' themselves INTO. The party of "facts don't care about your feelings" sure likes gettin' up in their Xtian feelings a lot.
@DDd-gm8uz
@DDd-gm8uz Год назад
Discordian
@tbachman8830
@tbachman8830 Год назад
So True!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
@@DDd-gm8uz sheep.
@tubruton
@tubruton Год назад
There's no reason to be concerned about Clarence Thomas being corrupt, George Santos vouched for him!
@user-jj3ol9jb6i
@user-jj3ol9jb6i Год назад
You never cease to make me laugh… hilarious brunch 🥂
@theresemurphy5146
@theresemurphy5146 Год назад
We welcomed President Biden with respect and love. I'm beyond disappointed you mocked this long awaited visit.
@thesoundsmith
@thesoundsmith Год назад
PLEASE, Dominion. DO NOT SETTLE! America NEEDS the redemption this trial offers.
@MajorHenryL
@MajorHenryL Год назад
It resumes in the morning.😊
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 Год назад
It's really glad to have an President who isn't a national embarassment for the first time in 4 years. Doing what... say, a President is say supposed to do.
@j.b.macadam6516
@j.b.macadam6516 Год назад
Agreed!
@77Creation
@77Creation Год назад
He’s embarrassing, but in an adorable way. 😂
@torgnysafro
@torgnysafro Год назад
Are you serious? He´s using all his mental fortitude to string together a sentence.. and he is failing. I still prefer him to Trump, but it´s embarrassing thats the two choices your country provides you with.
@avacadomangobanana2588
@avacadomangobanana2588 Год назад
He’s dumb and weird but he’s not irrational or crazy so… score!!
@avacadomangobanana2588
@avacadomangobanana2588 Год назад
@@torgnysafro we are fully aware. But I don’t care Biden > trump. Besdies biden somehow managed to do more than Obama in 2-3 years than Big man in 8. I still don’t like Biden so tells you how bad they both are
@Miggymel1
@Miggymel1 Год назад
Just give them the Emmy already😁 So good
@dafinaglgrrrr8565
@dafinaglgrrrr8565 Год назад
As always, I have utmost admiration for the team and entertainment that is provided eloquently from Colbert! Makes my day so much better!
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Год назад
Growing up as a kid, I've always told that guns are not toys. The fact of the matter is that the GQP is making kids have guns and tells you that they don't think they're toys. This is absolutely disgusting. As a future parent, i will never ever ever ever let my kid near a gun ever end of the story.
@mason96575
@mason96575 Год назад
Congratulations on the pregnancy!
@edwardallenthree
@edwardallenthree Год назад
My son is reading Tom Sawyer. Just saying, "Lick" is slang from 18 freaking 40. Love my pres!
@mwater_moon2865
@mwater_moon2865 Год назад
Just so we're clear, I'm only 42 and I grew up hearing it, though it's still not as a good thing per se, since it means to violently beat. Though it was mostly getting replaced with whuppin'.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
So...go and be extremely violent to the world. Yup, I trust any leader who says that kind of thing. And Putin is worse how...?
@pm6693
@pm6693 Год назад
Come on folks; we're all wondering the same thing: what does the Trump statue look like in Crow's garden of despots...?
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
It's the garden gnome. That wannabe has no place among the big guys.
@geekishgir
@geekishgir Год назад
Ah cmon man! This was up there with his use of malarkey. To lick something is an old time way to say to beat it. I knew what he meant but it was unfortunate the way it came off! 😂😂 And yes I am showing my age
@HairynosedWombat163
@HairynosedWombat163 Год назад
Hitler Homes and Goebbels gave me the best laugh all day! Thanks Stephen and writers.
@nicholasstocker8864
@nicholasstocker8864 Год назад
Whoever is that cameraman from C-SPAN, that person deserves a massive raise! 🤣
@rneumeye
@rneumeye Год назад
I *love* the Brunch Cam!!!! 😍🥂🍳🧇
@annalopinski4459
@annalopinski4459 Год назад
I LOVE how Ireland made such a big deal about his visit 😂😂 how great for him haha 😂💚
@johnking5174
@johnking5174 Год назад
Ireland is a small country with a population of just 5 million. This was a fantastic event for them. The Irish love most American presidents. Usually those who are Democrats (Reagan was the exception to the rule). They hosted Biden perfectly. A great visit and great PR for Ireland. Maith sibh éirinn.
@booradley4237
@booradley4237 Год назад
That CSPAN camera person deserves an Emmy!
@FGCLovesYou
@FGCLovesYou Год назад
"Lick", as in "lick the world", means to defeat comprehensively, overcome, etc.. (As per Oxford Languages.). Biden's saying that he believes that together the US and Ireland can overcome any opposition.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
By acting like a playground bully and fighting them...
@old_grey_cat
@old_grey_cat Год назад
​@@lenawagenfuehr53By acting like a leader of a nation which promised to help protect a smaller nation if they gave up the nukes, and is following up on the nation's promise...
@michellejester9734
@michellejester9734 Год назад
I heard that people ( including MYSELF!!) are SO outraged by a BABY, not even two, having a shotgun and a rifle that they're demanding the children be taken into Child Social Services. I truly pray this happens bc that is some SICK SHITE!!!!😡💔
@JediMasterFO
@JediMasterFO Год назад
To be fair, the Irish National motto is: Together, we lick the world.
@j.b.macadam6516
@j.b.macadam6516 Год назад
Thomas should not be allowed to 'amend' his crime! If he does, then every criminal in the Nation should be allowed to 'amend' their crime as well! How utterly absurd!
@hannibalofcarthage6993
@hannibalofcarthage6993 Год назад
"Gordon Ramsey dredged from a lake" 🤣
@cynthiaschofield1551
@cynthiaschofield1551 Год назад
The brunch Cam🤣🤣🤣 exhibits every chick table n my section weekend Brunch shift! Perfect Ladies that Brunch impression 💃
@IHScoutII
@IHScoutII Год назад
Well, at least Joe doesn't wear spray tan and say everyone he meets cries.
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer Год назад
If I met the last guy I'd cry too ...as they put me in handcuffs for kicking him in the SCROTUS
@runnyhunny786
@runnyhunny786 Год назад
Well at least Orange man didn't make his underage own daughter reluctantly shower with him ( according to her personal diary written years later as an adult - for therapy no doubt ). She even started showering in the evenings to try to AVOID having to shower with " daddy " in the mornings. 🤮
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave Год назад
@@runnyhunny786donald just talked about how much he wanted to fuck his own daughter then dated someone who was only seven years older than his oldest kid when he was 52 in 1998. His third wife turned 52 in 2022. Donald was also sued for r4ping a 13 year old at his good friend, Jeffery Epst3in’s parties. And that not counting the literal decades of Donald settling SA lawsuits or bundling them into other lawsuits by the same person at the same time for his conning them out of money in business, plus the literal decades of SA allegations and complaints by teen girls he walked in on changing and then claimed he had a right to do so at his was his beauty pageant
@shevek2954
@shevek2954 Год назад
Joe: This man came up to me, tears in his eyes.... turns out he had just peeled onions.
@danweaver3901
@danweaver3901 Год назад
​@@runnyhunny786 LMAO, you mean the orange man who talked about dating his daughter?
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
Crow & Thomas do have something in common! Thomas was for sale, and Crow was willing to buy.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад
I think you mean willing...
@KarlaSmith-vd7fk
@KarlaSmith-vd7fk Год назад
"Himmler's snack tray..." Brutal and brilliant should get an Emmy nod. I had to walk that one off laughing. Stephen you just get better. CBS or whoever, pay those writers!
@Junksaint
@Junksaint Год назад
Dominion definitely shouldn't settle!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
If Harlan Crow likes you THAT much... you gotta be a real monster behind closed doors. Just sayin'. Really, simply being on the take would be a better reflection of Thomas' character.
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 Год назад
Damn 🙀
@arellatikvah
@arellatikvah Год назад
Just what I was thinking. Thomas must be worse than I imagined. Crow is holding him in such regard asking with his fetish for the world's most violent leaders.
@shevek2954
@shevek2954 Год назад
Crow: I collect memorabilia from Hitler, Stalin and Clearance Thomas.
@killawofe
@killawofe Год назад
You’d be amazed how far some people will go to use people.
@cmw12
@cmw12 Год назад
*would reflect better on. (I know what you meant, but your phrasing makes it seem like Thomas’ character is better than it seems.)
@gericummings6122
@gericummings6122 Год назад
I love our Irish President! ❤
@robynsegg
@robynsegg Год назад
The Scranton Scrambler... LOL! I love it!
@playinglifeoneasy9226
@playinglifeoneasy9226 Год назад
They gave him a rockstar entrance. Oh I’d love to see him clog dance.
@SwiftJustice
@SwiftJustice Год назад
Donald Chump came up to me, tears in his eyes. He said, "Sir! Nobody told me the teflon wears out! Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing!" And then he just cried on the floor.
@manon7249
@manon7249 Год назад
The Brunch cam alone deserves an award
@jennfoley
@jennfoley Год назад
Anybody else instinctively start singing "The Room Where It Happens" to themselves when he said "Thomas claims"? No? Just me?
@sarahchevelle
@sarahchevelle Год назад
Colbert you are amazing at physical comedy! Reminds me of all the oldies and goodies 👏👏👏🙏🥰🤗🥳😎🙌🪄
@GalactusTheDestroyer
@GalactusTheDestroyer Год назад
Clarence Thomas needs a vacation in a jail cell or at the very least impeachment.
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 Год назад
No, he needs to go to Russia. I heard winter there is fun with their winter camps
@echung168
@echung168 Год назад
At the very least, retirement
@lynx6006
@lynx6006 Год назад
Racist
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