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The President and First Lady committed an unforgivable culinary sin by ordering the same dish at a restaurant, Fox News has a soft ban on the former president, and another hypocritical Republican legislator is seeking to ban drag performances while defending his own experience dressing as a woman.
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@VVF96
@VVF96 Год назад
Imagine the rage when people realize that millions of families around the US, not to mention the world, eat the same food for dinner every night.
@SteinarrBattlefist
@SteinarrBattlefist Год назад
Some of us even heat up the leftovers for breakfast the next morning.
@VVF96
@VVF96 Год назад
@@SteinarrBattlefist Dear God, it is surely the end of days.
@bluegreenglue6565
@bluegreenglue6565 Год назад
It's probably okay as long as the individuals involved are wearing the clothing stereotypical for their natural sex. : p
@danieljob3184
@danieljob3184 Год назад
I'm sure it will be sublimented somewhat by the shock when they realise most countries outside the US take in as many calories a day as the average Joe Six-pack does - Per Meal!
@chantalfinn6173
@chantalfinn6173 Год назад
​@Steinarr omg you heathen
@QueenBDreamwalker
@QueenBDreamwalker Год назад
"i am not a Cook" gave me a big laugh out loud from jump 😆😅🤣Beauteous ending to this day, Thanks Stephen 💜
@dsddala467
@dsddala467 Год назад
Me too. I startled my dogs and woke up my husband. LOL. And he is asleep in the back bedroom, with the door shut. : )
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
I kind of want it on a grilling apron.
@brittanyerikson2984
@brittanyerikson2984 Год назад
"We finally get to be outraged by low-stakes scandals" hallelujah
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
#makepoliticsboringagain!
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 Год назад
Sadly, there are still more important stories that should be covered. Like updates on the Iranian protests, the situation on the ground in Ukraine, human rights violations in [too many options, roll a d20], the questionable cleanup choices for the East Palestine trainwreck, and that's just off the top of my head. I heard some very worrying things from Southeast Asia last year, how's that going?
@peggedyourdad9560
@peggedyourdad9560 Год назад
@@bthsr7113 Yep, we also got more 45 news to get through if we're talking about local politics.
@erikaswanson7072
@erikaswanson7072 Год назад
I just love how every time some guy tries to come up with a law to ban men dressing up as women, we find pictures or videos of said guy dressing up as a woman.
@skipscott5617
@skipscott5617 Год назад
it's almost a guarantee.
@alexlandherr
@alexlandherr Год назад
“RuPaul’s Law of Projection”?
@STVG71
@STVG71 Год назад
Kind of like whenever there is a story about a politician arrested for child porn they happen to be a Republican. The P in GOP stands for Projection which means, it we're accusing you of it, we're doing it a lot more.
@glendabeauregard2642
@glendabeauregard2642 Год назад
Every rapublikkkin accusation is a rapublikkkin confession
@michaelsnedker5446
@michaelsnedker5446 Год назад
@@alexlandherr perfect
@dalegaither8209
@dalegaither8209 Год назад
Anyone in Government that wants to ban drag, you better believe they have had an experience with the same sex and are embarrassed or shamed that's exactly why they are now attacking those people.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
Look, there's only so many times your audition tapes for Drag Race get rejected before you're gonna pass legislation to get them all banned. Now who's laughing.
@dalegaither8209
@dalegaither8209 Год назад
@@Tao_Tology Cool. Don't be a bigot all.your life or uneducated uninformed so on and so on. By the way your Daddy Dump needs more of your money. Give it up 😂
@dalegaither8209
@dalegaither8209 Год назад
@@Tao_Tology ok. My bad I agree 💯
@dalegaither8209
@dalegaither8209 Год назад
@@Tao_Tology I reread. I get it now my bad.✌️
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
@@dalegaither8209 Although I could totally believe there really are some bitter, rejected-by-Drag-Race republicans out there.
@murraymorris8592
@murraymorris8592 Год назад
Great to see the cost of Insulin coming down to a reasonable amount. I always felt a little guilty that as an Australian diabetic my insulin is free, fully paid for by my government. Something so vital to keeping people alive should never have been a political football.
@kelseypetersen5010
@kelseypetersen5010 Год назад
Thank you for expressing compassion. As an American who has lived abroad, it is heartbreaking to realize how poor life quality is here.
@sillybirdy1994
@sillybirdy1994 Год назад
That’s America for you. Basically a third world country with a Gucci belt
@rosalie4797
@rosalie4797 Год назад
It's our own fault. It was sheer luck that we got the Cares Act (Obama Care). I think that's one of the many things the repubs are mad about. We are the only developed country that does not have free universal health care. Even some 3rd world countries have it.
@tsarfox3462
@tsarfox3462 Год назад
Don't feel guilty. The people who invented Insulin didn't even patent it because they wanted everyone to have it for next to nothing.
@potatoesindrag4095
@potatoesindrag4095 Год назад
After living abroad for over 6 years and returning to the US, ( I wasn't born here, just raised). I'm realizing that America is just one giant dumpster fire with really good PR campaign. Like EA game trailer, looks good, but the game sucks.
@cynthiaschofield1551
@cynthiaschofield1551 Год назад
20+year waitress here saying people who have been married a long time will frequently order the same thing but most often share 2 plates lol I'm so happy for this uneventful story!
@georgedimich3504
@georgedimich3504 Год назад
"Standing in the middle of " I'm with stupid boulevard"! Omg 😂😂😂
@katherinewelling6026
@katherinewelling6026 Год назад
The bad news about church was hilarious!!! Well done writers and Stephen!!! 😂😂😂
@danielbaker7611
@danielbaker7611 Год назад
Making a comparison between drag & religion like that is honestly disgraceful. Not "hilairious" . God bless you and your family.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Год назад
@@danielbaker7611 Unlike religious people of all persuasions, drag performers are actually honest.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Год назад
@@danielbaker7611 🤡
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave Год назад
@@danielbaker7611 Yes, it's degrading to people who do drag to be compared to religious people that see no problem with child marriage, seeing as 43 states allow it in some form. Often children are wed to their r4pists when they become pregnant because the family is religious. If their own state won't allow them to marry off their 13 year old daughter they have no issue taking them to another to get it done
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
I love it!
@louielizzy1807
@louielizzy1807 Год назад
My wife and I sometimes actually "share" a dish at a restaurant. What a concept.
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 Год назад
I bet you wear white after Labor Day
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Год назад
yeah it's a sign of affection. My wife and I, when we have different dishes, we make a bite for each other to taste how the other dish tastes.
@joergmaass
@joergmaass Год назад
You leftist commie socialist tree hugging snow flake, you!
@emcanet
@emcanet Год назад
My friend and I got same dish last night. In fact we went to restaurant specifically for the dish. And it was delicious!
@PommieUsian
@PommieUsian Год назад
You know that we have the adults in charge when we get stories like ordering the same dish, dijon mustard on hot dogs, and tan suits.
@trnharris
@trnharris 7 месяцев назад
💯
@steverichardson8080
@steverichardson8080 Год назад
As to the GQP's anti drag bill. I recently went to a theater performance in Hollywood my daughter directed in which the main character was a man dressed as a woman, and the establishment serves alcoholic beverages in the lobby. Under their idiotic bill, the business would be shut down. I would ask if Republicans ever actually gave some thought to what they do, but the answer is painfully obvious.
@videosrus8631
@videosrus8631 Год назад
I guess the Repugnants have never been to a pantomime.
@eponymousIme
@eponymousIme Год назад
8:07 "If serving alcohol and having men in gowns makes you a 'sexually oriented business,' I've got bad news about. . .church." BEST LSSC LINE EVER!!
@craigb8228
@craigb8228 Год назад
And what are those Arab guys wearing if that's not a dress?
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 Год назад
I would've been pissed if no one mentioned it.
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 Год назад
I can also see a lot of guys in kilts trolling the Repubs over this. One does not have to be Scottish to wear a nice denim utility kilt. One does not have to be southeast Asian to wear a sarong, either.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Год назад
🤣🤣🤣 yeah DeSatan wants us all to dress and act like "Florida guy".
@Aquarian1
@Aquarian1 Год назад
What about females who wear pants? Lol 🤣
@dmercury292
@dmercury292 Год назад
Why is that we never see MTG and Dog The Bounty Hunter in the same room at the same time? Is it because they are one and the same?
@carolgibson-wilson4354
@carolgibson-wilson4354 Год назад
Bro and sis
@jalabi99
@jalabi99 Год назад
Please stop defaming Dog the Bounty Hunter in that way!
@maxdoubt5219
@maxdoubt5219 Год назад
Now _that_ would be a power-couple!
@thurayya8905
@thurayya8905 Год назад
Gasp . . . you're right!
@marcilk7534
@marcilk7534 Год назад
My parents usually order the same thing at a restaurant. After living together so many years, their tastes just merged together.
@DB-sn1km
@DB-sn1km Год назад
Mine too. I have never once seen them choose anything different from each other. I asked them why and just shrugged and said "that's what sounds good"
@RockU2Death5150
@RockU2Death5150 Год назад
Men in gowns. Church. The best joke I've heard in years. Thank you so very much Mr. Colbert and team of writers. 🤣
@scooby45247
@scooby45247 Год назад
4:53 CORRECTION: twice impeached ex-president
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 Год назад
and more than two years after 1/6 still not indicted ex-pres. at this pace we'll never see justice
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
@@embreis2257 It does make me chuckle that the republicans * could * have voted to ban him from ever holding elected office.......but they didn't. And now they are having to fight him in the next election campaign! 🤣
@scooby45247
@scooby45247 Год назад
@@Tao_Tology reap what you sow..
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
@@scooby45247 They are indeed.
@kenster8270
@kenster8270 Год назад
Also lost the popular vote twice.
@richmoves
@richmoves Год назад
Stephen really stuck the landing delivering that joke about the church! 😂
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 Год назад
...and it worked precisely because he is a practicing Catholic. He knows whereof he speaks. 😇
@FUBARandU
@FUBARandU Год назад
@@chezmoi42 Do Catholics support child exploitation. Do they support kid friendly drag queen events in and out of school. ? Do they support doctors giving puberty blockers to children, without parental consent ? Do they support indoctrination of children ?
@johnransom1146
@johnransom1146 Год назад
That dress with those shoes? Come on guys
@chezmoi42
@chezmoi42 Год назад
@@johnransom1146 If you've never seen it before, you must search on YT for 'Vatican Fashion Show - Federico Fellini (Roma)'
@johnransom1146
@johnransom1146 Год назад
@@chezmoi42 so funny
@cd4185
@cd4185 Год назад
this is the first monologue in 6 years that sounded something like the old days, when there were no scandals and disasters every day, and we could joke about mundane happenings. almost made me cry. but of course fox and their ilk have to go and ruin it.
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 Год назад
Yes. We NEED Slow News Days!
@annjohnson8437
@annjohnson8437 Год назад
Hopefully, the Dominion lawsuit takes down Fox News for good!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
Watching the Former President and FOX News's relationship now is like watching that power couple you hated back in high school having a screaming match in study hall: embarrassing at times, but MAN does the schadenfreude felt so GOOD!!
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
I used to work at this bar, and on Wednesday nights (our slowest night) we'd have this sort of impromptu poker tournament. It wasn't anything the bar itself condoned or financed (that would have been illegal), but basically just the same group of older guys who'd come in and play for low stakes and get increasingly sauced the whole time. Always seemed like a really fun time. But as the night went on, players would leave, and take whatever they'd won with them, so the leftover players would be playing for increasingly smaller and smaller stakes. So by the end of the night, it was always the same two guys, fighting over whatever scraps were left at the table, a lot of nights they'd be playing for a dollar's worth of coinage. And of course, they'd be pretty juiced by the time it got to that point, so they'd get irritated too. Never, like, violent, of course, but there were a lot of times they'd get angry enough that they wouldn't speak to each other for a few days, or even have to sit out a few weekly games until they finally got over the ill feelings they'd develop for each other over this literally fight for pennies. Watching Trumpster Fire fight Fox reminds me exactly of that.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
@@danielgehring7437 Plot twist (although not really a twist, it was blindingly obvious): they only 'met up to play poker' and always found excuses to play longer because they could not admit their burning passion for each other.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
@@danielgehring7437 I think the saying goes that "boys don't grow up, they just grow older." In the case of the Former President though, he's perpetually a toddler.
@starsabove8059
@starsabove8059 Год назад
Agree! Until some criminal indictments actually occur, schadenfreude is all we have.
@alondathomas293
@alondathomas293 Год назад
Damn right ! 😄😄😂😂😂
@bunyipdragon9499
@bunyipdragon9499 Год назад
The best part about this high school drag sketch is that his character in this performance was titled "the virgin". 🤣🤣
@TheIndianalain
@TheIndianalain Год назад
Call me old-fashion but eating the same dish, even at the restaurant, is the quintessence of love and harmony in my opinion.
@skipscott5617
@skipscott5617 Год назад
you're old fashioned
@mr.mrs.d.7015
@mr.mrs.d.7015 Год назад
Y'all need to thank Bernie and a reporter from 'More Perfect Union' for that insulin thing because the only reason Eli Lilly did that is because of the reporters focus on them and Bernie threatening them to call them into testify before the committee he chairs
@charlescrosswhite4845
@charlescrosswhite4845 Год назад
They ordered.. GASP! ... Rigatoni!!! This is the worst scandal since Michelle Obama was caught hiking in the Grand Canyon in jeans instead of a gown. Shocking! 😵
@maxdoubt5219
@maxdoubt5219 Год назад
🤣🤣 Funny!
@janmay7961
@janmay7961 Год назад
Or Obama wearing a helmet while riding his bike 😳
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Год назад
Or Obama wearing a GASP! TAN suit! Tan!!!
@ludicrousone8706
@ludicrousone8706 Год назад
Or wearing a sleeves dress, showing of her arms like a ......
@eric2500
@eric2500 Год назад
And again, in Yosemite! Shocking!
@collinsfriend1
@collinsfriend1 Год назад
We had a favorite Thai restaurant. We live in a rural area and this place was especially good. It was where we shopped monthly (130 mile round trip) and we each loved a particular dish. We tried a couple of others- but settled on our favorites each time ever after. We have Thai where we live but these particular dishes were outstanding.. So- the treat was- We got our favorites monthly, and the owner would see us, say the dishes (lol) and we'd say yes, laugh and this happened until they closed during COVID. Sadly they are no longer there. but soooo good.
@christinevr7698
@christinevr7698 Год назад
“I’m with stupid Boulevard” - 😂😂😂😂
@Vera-kh8zj
@Vera-kh8zj Год назад
so good to laugh at our current president and not feel uncomfortable. I wish I could laugh like that at all presidents, all over the world.
@Newylife
@Newylife Год назад
I wasn't ready for the church joke!! Spat my damn coffee out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 Год назад
I'm just wondering how absurdly written [state] laws like that could survive one day in the courts when they have written *unconstitutionally* all over them
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 Год назад
🤣🤭 He makes me do that alot.
@nesseq
@nesseq Год назад
And Stephen is a Roman Catholic. Gives the joke an extra spin.
@MLIOGJXNUYAT
@MLIOGJXNUYAT Год назад
The woman in the DeSantis t-shirt may have just been ensuring she got out of that Trump crowd unharmed.
@HashknightGaming
@HashknightGaming Год назад
Yeah that checks out they're not exactly known to be responsible clear thinking individuals.
@easymoneysniper9013
@easymoneysniper9013 Год назад
They just hype DeSantis to save face and retain some credibility but they will vote trump all of them
@nicolelebel9872
@nicolelebel9872 Год назад
I was thinking that as well. They'll eat her alive.
@reesetorwad8346
@reesetorwad8346 Год назад
Very plausible.
@johndemeritt3460
@johndemeritt3460 Год назад
Hey, if the Republican choice for their 2024 Presidential nominee comes down to the " . . . tiny fingered, Cheetoh-faced ferret wearing $h!tgibbon" ex-President and Ron DeSantitiless, I'd urge Republican voters to nominate Cthulhu. Why vote for either of two LESSER evils?
@AustynSN
@AustynSN Год назад
I find the whole attempt to legislate fashion hilarious. It's constantly changing and won't be the same from one generation to the next, much less over the course of longer times. Two good examples: The whole "Blue/Pink" thing for little boys and girls used to be completely reversed. Girls were associated with blue because it's a soft "delicate" color and boys were associated with red (which pink is a shade of) because it's "manly" and the color of blood. Additionally, when they first appeared hundreds of years ago, high heels were considered only appropriate for men because obviously, a woman's dainty fragile ankle could never be expected to suffer such stress.
@teamvlcn6820
@teamvlcn6820 7 месяцев назад
My favourite proof of the colour association being recent is Athens and Sparta. By modern standards, Sparta, known for worshipping the male God of War, Ares, is heavily associated with red. And the Athenians who worship Athena, the female Goddess of War, use blue as their primary colour.
@barbaraarnstein179
@barbaraarnstein179 Год назад
Genius! As always! Whatever you pay your writers, it's not enough!
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 Год назад
The Bidens' rigatoni scandal is right up there with Obama's Mustardgate scandal.
@keithgriffiths9864
@keithgriffiths9864 Год назад
Or Obamas light suit
@dinkoz1
@dinkoz1 Год назад
We over the pond, we still remember the worse Odam "scandal" -The Tan Suit affair 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 Год назад
​@@keithgriffiths9864 yes! the tan suit. They were so outraged. It's funny, but I always got the feeling that they weren't really upset at the color of the suit....
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 Год назад
​@@francescaa8331 I had NEVER thought about it, but you know, I think you might be right, seems like they were upset about sth entirely different 😆😆😆😆😆 I prefer the non scandals, let's be real, at least Biden is an ancient white man that should stop at least some pearl clutching.
@rileyfuckingrifle
@rileyfuckingrifle Год назад
​@@annnee6818 Unfortunately, now they're just clutching pearls about his age.
@lindagarland5223
@lindagarland5223 Год назад
"I'm with stupid Blvd." HYSTERICAL!
@andrewpierce1588
@andrewpierce1588 Год назад
Everyone cheering Eli Lily lowering the price of insulin must remember…they could have had it that price the whole time. We still need to regulate drug companies.
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo Год назад
that sounds so European... here in Germany you dont need to pay anything for it, its covered by the health care provider...no exceptions! 4.457 € is the avg costs for Insulin in a single year, everything is covered, its nearly impossible to get broke because you need meds!
@sylviamontaez3889
@sylviamontaez3889 Год назад
agreed I wouldn't give em much credit
@jimbrogan9835
@jimbrogan9835 Год назад
Amen!
@deborahfreedman333
@deborahfreedman333 Год назад
@@Arltratlo True, but you didn't get low prices through regulation, but through negotiation. That's something, until recently, wasn't allowed in the US.
@Arltratlo
@Arltratlo Год назад
@@deborahfreedman333 works for us the last 140 years, sorry that the USA is so slow...!
@Nemethon
@Nemethon Год назад
Trump or Desantis? That is like saying "I vote for one of the mobsters, it doesn't matter who, as long as the criminal organization wins." :P
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc Год назад
God help the woman who puts on a man's shirt in that jurisdiction. I predict that if that insane law is passed, it will be immediately -- ahem -- dragged into court and shot down.
@selenagallagher5813
@selenagallagher5813 Год назад
The thing is, the church has traditionally been a safe haven for pedophiles, so maybe that comparison is not so far off. No one has a problem with drag shows for adults. The issue is when it is targeted at children.
@SFspaceboy
@SFspaceboy Год назад
@@selenagallagher5813 Nice subtle bigotry there.
@jimuicker4731
@jimuicker4731 Год назад
@@selenagallagher5813 wrote "No one has a problem with drag shows for adults." This might be true of the voters who these extremists are trying to reach, but the focus on children is a smokescreen. These politicians are scapegoating gender minorities to create a panic among the public, exploiting the bigoted fears of Boomers and GenX who grew up in a time when men and boys lived in terror of the violent attacks they would endure if someone thought they might be gay. Florida's so-called "Don't Say Gay" law is all about heaping consequences on educators who teach gender-inclusive values to children, but it is really all about making sure that the next generation believes that gender minorities are abnormal deviants. Whenever we hear politicians tell us to "think of the children," we should remember that the children themselves can't vote. The voters are the parents and grandparents, but also ordinary people who idealize childhood and (rightly) want to protect the innocent. In some ways, politicians on both sides of the aisle tend to exploit children with this kind of appeal. For example, anti-abortion politicians try to brand their political opponents as "baby killers" when the real objective is maintaining traditional gender roles in opposition to feminism. Similarly, the left's concern for the rights of asylum seekers tends to focus on the treatment of children at the border and the innocent childhood arrivals who can't be culpable of violating immigration law. To me, the moral panic over drag performance is a similar attempt to exploit voters' natural desire to protect the innocent for political purposes. The real goal is to return to a world where gender minorities are excluded and subjected to violence, where "men are men" and traditional views of the role of women prevail. Ironically, children can be the biggest victims of this kind of thinking. Girls and boys learn exaggerated notions of femininity and masculinity, and children who don't easily conform to these ideals are left to fend for themselves in a world that rejects them. Homelessness and suicide among LGBTQ+ youth are already a national crisis, but the politicians who attack drag performers exploit these kids to maintain the norms that have marginalized them in the first place. Your comment about the pedophilia scandals in the Catholic church will resonate with these people, who tend to also see celibacy as a sign of sexual deviance when compared to the rigid gender roles of their ideology. Yes, it is true that churches (of all denominations) have had scandals like these, where they have provided a safe haven, as you say. In my opinion, though, we should be careful to avoid connecting this predatory behavior to bigoted notions of gender deviance, where celibacy is considered insufficiently masculine. Pedophiles go wherever the children are: religious institutions, youth groups, gymnastic teams, and so forth. In all of these cases, the institutions have corruptly protected and enabled their behavior to avoid a scandal. Pedophiles aren't more religious than other people; they're not perverted by celibacy; and they have nothing to do with drag performers. Churches protect them for the same reason Michigan State University protected Larry Nassar: institutions sacrifice the safety of children when public relations are at stake. In my opinion, there is a lot to dislike about the patriarchy of the Catholic Church, and conservative churches in general, but the reactionary backlash against drag performance is also a patriarchal movement that sacrifices the well-being of children in favor of creating a hyper-masculine idea about gender norms.
@cathywethington5913
@cathywethington5913 Год назад
Selena, drag is not sexual.
@sharonharris9782
@sharonharris9782 Год назад
​@@selenagallagher5813 drag has nothing to do with sexuality ffs.
@dannmarceau
@dannmarceau Год назад
"Who's your pick?" "Anyone that hates others that don't look like us."
@cathywethington5913
@cathywethington5913 Год назад
Exactly!
@cbeautifulworld11
@cbeautifulworld11 Год назад
"I am not a cook!" - Nixon 😂😂😂
@greglewis7009
@greglewis7009 Год назад
If I was a drag queen my stage name would be Rhonda Santis!
@lynnabel258
@lynnabel258 Год назад
That's some funny shit!
@km1dash6
@km1dash6 Год назад
I was watching an Onion video about them criticizing Biden for blinking and sneezing. The ending had the pundants want to go after him... the fact that the Onion predicted that a mob would want to attack the vice president and that the media would focus on meaningless thing Biden does in one video 12 years ago makes me wish I didn't live in a parody world.
@alexanderbaker
@alexanderbaker Год назад
How bad is it that when Stephen referred to "the last president and his first lady", my immediate thought was Barack and Michelle?
@tangentreverent4821
@tangentreverent4821 Год назад
Took me a moment to remember as well.
@spencerofthecoast6415
@spencerofthecoast6415 Год назад
If only... If only...
@danielbaker7611
@danielbaker7611 Год назад
I guess emotional intelligence is not a prerequisite for obtaining a doctorate degree. Grow up.
@jnewcomb
@jnewcomb Год назад
I wish I had forgotten. ...**shudder**
@woodyhoward6458
@woodyhoward6458 Год назад
Same for me
@bethvanhorn3200
@bethvanhorn3200 Год назад
Only a “good catholic” would have thought of that line! That made my day!!
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 Год назад
As a scandal, this is up there with Obama wearing a tan suit.
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 Год назад
Yah, retrumpicans are really not that creative, when it comes to make up scandals.
@Groffili
@Groffili Год назад
Imaging if Biden had been wearing a tan suit while ordering the same dish as his wife! THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!
@thingamabob3902
@thingamabob3902 Год назад
meaning it should be punished by summary execution .... according to the weirdblicans
@lizardog
@lizardog Год назад
@@thingamabob3902 Trumpublicans
@nonono8788
@nonono8788 Год назад
America never really recovered from Tansuitghazi. Hard to believe the country will get back on its feet after Entreégate.
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 Год назад
Get on the floor and weep Steven? I do that plenty already, I live in the same state as DeSantis. Having him as our governor is enough to make anyone cry.
@Coraleena
@Coraleena Год назад
You poor thing I ran for the hills when he became governor. He's a cretin.
@garfield2439
@garfield2439 Год назад
No lie. I feel your pain.😭😭😭
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 Год назад
I am soo sorry, I am so glad I don't live there right now.
@maxdoubt5219
@maxdoubt5219 Год назад
Behold the modern corn kernel! Delicious & nutritious. A marvel of agronomy! You're like one of those in a turd. (I thought diamond in the rough was banal).
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 Год назад
Condolences, man!!
@kennybosefus
@kennybosefus Год назад
During the diner interviews thing, I felt like I was in the middle of all those creatures.... and had a genuine panic attack. Imagine being surrounded by that many people that don't have critical thinking. Fuck, wait... I live in the midwest. Fuck... :(
@bluegreenglue6565
@bluegreenglue6565 Год назад
Wow, strangely sometimes people go out to eat and happen to want the same thing. Weird, huh? [rolling my eyes so hard I need to ice my face]
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss Год назад
That tan suit Scandal! Those were the days! Yep...you gotta keep your eyes on those old men wearing dresses....they've caused a lot of trouble throughout history!
@tinyrogerts6449
@tinyrogerts6449 Год назад
08:07 That's the best joke I've heard in a monologue in quite some time. Bravo.
@scottrowe533
@scottrowe533 Год назад
"...Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, seen here standing in the middle of 'I'm with Stupid Boulevard'... " 😂👏🏆
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 Год назад
A Couple order the same dish....HTF is that a scandal!? Is Biden that boring they have to make crap up?
@GusCraft460
@GusCraft460 Год назад
Yes, yes he is.
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 Год назад
Refreshing isn’t it!😊
@karensky3456
@karensky3456 Год назад
Brought to you by the same people who were scandalized by Obama wearing a tan suit. Some people have nothing better to do I guess.
@HeckleJeckle87
@HeckleJeckle87 Год назад
Fox News made Obama ordering Dijon Mustard a thing. So yes, since Democratic Presidents are "boring" Fox News does have to make things up.
@Magnum_Express
@Magnum_Express Год назад
boring? eh. i think incompetent is the word you're looking for. anything to distract from the fact our country has no leader.
@OneThousandHomoDJs
@OneThousandHomoDJs Год назад
Just when I thought the blue/silver dress debacle was the Internet's stupidest debate, along comes ordering food in a restaurant....
@rebeccahenderson7761
@rebeccahenderson7761 Год назад
"A small side of Blood Diamonds." - OMG, Colbert you and your writers are just too brilliant! LOL!!
@jeffhogue9953
@jeffhogue9953 Год назад
Stephen Colbert has helped us laugh through the most grave circumstances. This is a divine gift. Thank the good Lord for a man like this.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 Год назад
Bad news about church…priceless!🎉😂
@phyllisseidl9117
@phyllisseidl9117 Год назад
Sirloingate...Better get the Gazpacho involved.
@Itell21
@Itell21 Год назад
Loved that the band played him out with Footprints in honor of Wayne Shorter!
@osvaldorivera1134
@osvaldorivera1134 Год назад
I believe this is something imbedded in human nature because I've always done that w/ my wife, but I didn't know it was a thing... LOL. Well it looks like we are back to the days when the media and the right have nothing better to do but to go crazy over dijon mustard and ordering the same plates... SMH
@beez1717
@beez1717 Год назад
The jokes in this monologue were spot on.
@rdx4542
@rdx4542 Год назад
Normal people at home eat the same thing some do it at restaurants too. Some times it's just easier to say "you know what? I'll have the same". It's Obama's fancy burger all over again.
@hfar_in_the_sky
@hfar_in_the_sky Год назад
Right? XD "My god! How DARE he put dijon mustard on a hamburger!"
@rustylong4743
@rustylong4743 Год назад
My partner always orders the same as I do, because they dont want to say "you won the dish off" again
@rdx4542
@rdx4542 Год назад
@@hfar_in_the_sky like I figure they got writers block usually they can make up better stories than this.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
Usually the only time any group of my friends and I even go to restaurants is because we're all craving the same thing.
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia Год назад
America legalized weed to fight Hitler. It's on video at an official US government website. The entire world would be different today if we were taught about this since World War II, but it was banned from history books and radio and television to wage the war on drugs. This is how to reduce pollution, replace fossil fuels, end deforestation and stop climate change, but corporate mass media feed the public nonsense about what Joe Biden had for dinner.
@davewebb9452
@davewebb9452 Год назад
"I am not a cook" almost herniated me.
@terrygoyan3022
@terrygoyan3022 Год назад
Not only was that drag….it was also a higher form known as drag racing!
@lorrainethomas241
@lorrainethomas241 Год назад
Oh, jaysus. I made pasta for dinner tonight, and the whole freaking family ate it. Identical meals...what the hell were we thinking?
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад
Clearly according to Faux News, you weren't. Me neither. My husband and I just did the same.
@lorrainethomas241
@lorrainethomas241 Год назад
@@elegantgypsyrose5328 We just did it again tonight. I'm questioning my existence.
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад
Well...ought just to sign up for the firing squad. Getting ready to serve the entire household the same breakfast.
@lorrainethomas241
@lorrainethomas241 Год назад
@@elegantgypsyrose5328 NO!!!!!!! We must learn from our mistakes!
@elegantgypsyrose5328
@elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад
@@lorrainethomas241 apparently I'm a hard learner
@distanceismyplastercast
@distanceismyplastercast Год назад
The change is insulin price isn't a 90% discount, it's the removal of a 900% US profit. All they are doing is now charging Americans the same price as people outside the US have always paid.
@samuela-aegisdottir
@samuela-aegisdottir Год назад
Insulin is for free in my country, Czechia. It is fully covered by health insurance which everone has. I am sure it is the same in many other civilised countries too.
@user-zy4wv7yx1z
@user-zy4wv7yx1z Год назад
​@@samuela-aegisdottir Sounds nice. I have 4 teeth that need dental work. It will cost me $15,000. Maybe I should move there because apparently the US can't take care of it's people
@jeffrobodine8579
@jeffrobodine8579 Год назад
Call your local Congressperson and change, don't complain!
@jeffrobodine8579
@jeffrobodine8579 Год назад
@@user-zy4wv7yx1z Go to a College that specializes in dentistry You will save 70+%. The inconvenience is worth it for the $.
@updem
@updem Год назад
The church joke was an instant classic!
@davidjames2083
@davidjames2083 Год назад
Awesome Rupert Murdoch accent Stephen. Oh Hahaha! 🤣You really nailed it cobber, fair dinkum! 🦘
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
My grandpa used to peruse the menu and say "I'll have what she's having." after Grandma ordered... because he always forgot his reading glasses. I suspect something like that happened here.
@morenofranco9235
@morenofranco9235 Год назад
BAD NEWS ABOUT CHURCH! I love it. Thanks, Stephen.
@jimuicker4731
@jimuicker4731 Год назад
Late Show should put together a montage of all the beloved drag characters to illustrate how ridiculous the GOP's weird focus really is. From "Juliet" in Romeo and Juliet, Catholic Saint Joan D'Arc, Chapter 10 of Huck Finn, to drag celebrations in the roaring '20s, to Milton Berle, the Stonewall Riot, Monty Python, Bosom Buddies, Mrs. Doubtfire and Birdcage, the Church Lady and other SNL characters, and so many more. Suddenly, everyone is threatened by Drag Brunch, but what they're really afraid of is that someone will tell their kids it's okay to be gay. Fun Fact: it's okay to be gay.
@ruthslone2992
@ruthslone2992 Год назад
Flip Wilson was HILARIOUS in drag!
@paokara1512
@paokara1512 Год назад
They ordered the same dish but what do you mean "who does that?" Pretty much everyone that likes similar things lol
@aBc-123-XyZ
@aBc-123-XyZ Год назад
Biden's dinner is no different than having dinner at home. No big deal, folks.....😎✌️
@OnePieceGuy55
@OnePieceGuy55 Год назад
HELLO 👋 I JUST FARTED 🤣🤣🤣
@Tessmage_Tessera
@Tessmage_Tessera Год назад
@@OnePieceGuy55 Does your mommy know that you're using her computer?
@MyMarsham
@MyMarsham Год назад
@@OnePieceGuy55 Tell your parents. They’ll be so proud.
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 Год назад
​@@OnePieceGuy55 Good boy! That must have taken years of study and dedication. Mummy must be so proud. Oh, wait... She has to fumigate her basement now, poor thing!
@user_hellothere
@user_hellothere Год назад
@@OnePieceGuy55 true
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Год назад
It’s refreshing to have a president not lying about his numbers in order to compensate for his small… hands.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 Год назад
You know what they say about guys with tiny hands. They wear tiny gloves.
@LordEriolTolkien
@LordEriolTolkien Год назад
Wait, you're serious? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA /o my sides
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Год назад
@@ProjectFlashlight612 They get their staff to alter photographs of them to make their hands look bigger. Oops, no. That was just Trump (And yes he really did that)
@heinleinreader
@heinleinreader Год назад
Was that a reference to Donnie Dimwit and his teenie weenie... snausage?
@heinleinreader
@heinleinreader Год назад
​@@ProjectFlashlight612 They also wear tiny "love gloves".
@michaelbeaver4650
@michaelbeaver4650 Год назад
Love your monolouges! Thanks, Stephen.
@nickfortes383
@nickfortes383 Год назад
How does it happen with 100% certainty that the politicians that want to ban some alleged bad thing always have photos or video of them once doing that thing?
@joshrabatin
@joshrabatin Год назад
One of the best times of the day 😎 #Colbert✔
@OnePieceGuy55
@OnePieceGuy55 Год назад
HELLO 👋 I JUST FARTED 🤣🤣🤣
@joshrabatin
@joshrabatin Год назад
@@OnePieceGuy55 I think I...I think I caught a wiff, You bastard 🤣
@Davidjackman572
@Davidjackman572 Год назад
@@OnePieceGuy55 oh. thought i smelled cabbage
@juleofthetarot
@juleofthetarot Год назад
My parents always ordered the same meal. My mom would order and then my dad would order the same thing. He didn’t like sharing his food. 😂 Now in their 80s the split an order because they eat 1/2 of what they used to.
@mamaduck9370
@mamaduck9370 Год назад
If only Bernie Sanders got the damn credit for the achievements like Insulin being affordable instead of Biden putting his rubber stamp on other people's Bills.... But never mind, Americans, just please never, ever, vote GOP ever, ever, again, please. Love from an Aussie in Ireland.
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Год назад
hooray for low steaks scandals! guac him up! guac him up!
@maxdoubt5219
@maxdoubt5219 Год назад
🤣😂 Y're a wag!
@michaelbiales8992
@michaelbiales8992 Год назад
FiLE under BANANA-REPUBLICAN: How could Colbert miss the story of Rep. Jamie Raskin on the floor of the House asking that Republicans stop their incivility of using Democrat as an adjective. The Repubs have doing this intentionally for years. But the story is that Raskin said that is equivalent to the Dems referring to "my BANANA-REPUBLICAN colleague!" BANANA-REPUBLICAN!! Gotta love Raskin.
@susanwelch9087
@susanwelch9087 Год назад
Jamie Raskin for President!
@lizardog
@lizardog Год назад
That really is choice! Good one, Mr. Raskin. Myself, I think of them as Trumpublicans.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 Год назад
Excellent.
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 Год назад
It's such a petty, unproductive slight that it makes me roll my eyes every time I hear it. Of course it was intentional, and coordinated. That's all the party can seem to do these days, is find ways to belittle and undercut. Seriously. _Grow up._ At this rate, they'll be picking at what someone orders for dinner, like it was some sign of their moral character.
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Год назад
@@nickwallette6201 How do you make italics? I can do *bold* but how do you make your words in italics?
@larrykanner37
@larrykanner37 Год назад
Love the drag/alcohol/church bit!!!
@1lwtcasl
@1lwtcasl Год назад
maybe it is time to investigate every GOp lawmkaers to see what irregularities in their background!!!!!!!!!!!!
@michaelcallas9463
@michaelcallas9463 Год назад
“I am not a cook!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mm-yt8sf
@mm-yt8sf Год назад
so would hillary's pantsuits count as drag? who gets to decide when fashion officially is acceptable... a conservative legislature? 🙂
@InfinityKrompt
@InfinityKrompt Год назад
It would be hilarious seeing him trying to tell a bunch of Scotsmen that they are in drag and committing some kind of crime.
@francescaa8331
@francescaa8331 Год назад
​@@InfinityKrompt lol you're right! that made me laugh.
@emilyking1260
@emilyking1260 Год назад
I guess that means all woman have to go back to wearing dresses. And probably cover there ankles
@scratchy996
@scratchy996 Год назад
"a conservative legislature" - exactly. You know how Iran has the Morality Police ? The US is about to get the Fashion Police. It's a good thing, a little fashion didn't hurt anyone. Also , they should create a Music Police too. The malarkey the kids listen to nowadays is just pure filth.
@Chompchompyerded
@Chompchompyerded Год назад
Likewise, can a Scotsman or a bagpiper not wear a kilt because it looks like a skirt? Even bigger question: When will right wingers quit being total judgemental morons and attempt to be normal for just a little while?
@LightInnDmountain
@LightInnDmountain Год назад
This are weird times….. you 🫵 Mr. Coolbert make senses of everything. This is real News with a necessary sarcastic fun twist. Thank you.
@nicholasolin7252
@nicholasolin7252 Год назад
I love how all these people banning drag have historically been in drag at one point
@danb5595
@danb5595 Год назад
Both are gross
@nicholasolin7252
@nicholasolin7252 Год назад
@@danb5595 drag is not gross. It is often comedic and entertaining. They often wear more clothes than popular pop stars do at their concerts. The best drag shows are the ones of 50’s Lounge singers like Ella Fitzgerald and Etta James. The gowns are fancy and the voices aren’t bad for some of those queens.
@PEGASUSleadmare
@PEGASUSleadmare Год назад
Drive home in silence as God intended, yep soooo many times,so many times 😂😂😂
@kisulya2999
@kisulya2999 Год назад
You are on FIRE tonight!!! Jokes are just so clever and hilarious!!! Best episode this year so far!!! Awesome!!!
@iriswebb3216
@iriswebb3216 Год назад
Just think of the media storm if they had decided to split an entree like most seniors do since our appetites are iffy. Oh, the humanity!😉😉😉
@stephanieswofford7997
@stephanieswofford7997 Год назад
I really liked starting the day laughing. Fresh . Subscribed to Colbert . He gets it! Awesome.
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 Год назад
Bonus for writer who came up with the Nixon gag.
@cattuslavandula
@cattuslavandula Год назад
Shame that the press who talks about what the Bidens had for dinner isn't as up in arms over the prices of groceries in this country and the record profits of food producers and retailers.
@cattuslavandula
@cattuslavandula Год назад
@Sonomacats Yes, yes and yes.
@tjewett1967
@tjewett1967 Год назад
Because you lunatics would have time admit Trump managed to total the economy.
@CaptainSpalding1
@CaptainSpalding1 Год назад
"I'm with Stupid.." WAS an EXCELENT joke.
@zoer7338
@zoer7338 Год назад
Rupert Murdock "Plum you should have eaten 5 days ago" 😅
@raptorblader
@raptorblader Год назад
Ahhh I do love the food scandals. No threat of starting a war people care about. Just a reddit one we can all point and laugh about
@OnePieceGuy55
@OnePieceGuy55 Год назад
HELLO 👋 I JUST FARTED 🤣🤣🤣
@ClonedGamer001
@ClonedGamer001 Год назад
This time it isn't even a big deal over there. Literally no one but the news outlets give a shit about this "controversy" and I find it hilarious.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 Год назад
@@ClonedGamer001 Yeah this is about the apex of manufactured controversy.
@lizardog
@lizardog Год назад
@@OnePieceGuy55 Oh thank god it was just a fart. I thought TRump started talking.
@tammyjantzen9004
@tammyjantzen9004 Год назад
Me & my spouse or boyfriends often ordered the same dish at a restaurant because we happened to love the same type of food. Or it was our favorite dish at a particular restaurant.
@afip4n6doc
@afip4n6doc Год назад
Really liked the remembrance of the late Wayne Shorter by the band at the cut-away at the end. (Footsteps) ❤
@paigemalloy4276
@paigemalloy4276 Год назад
7:00 Um. . . . What else did they expect her to say? She was surrounded by red hats. . . You honestly think she felt safe declaring for DeSantis among that crowd?
@Otacon2099
@Otacon2099 Год назад
oh my god, the amount of laughs late night talk hosts can get just be clarifying their pictures with "thats not a mock up"
@polyglot12
@polyglot12 Год назад
When there isn't a story, count on the media to make one!
@DissectGibberish
@DissectGibberish Год назад
Or to at least try to...
@lizardog
@lizardog Год назад
... because the public demands more and more sensationalist stories!
@michaelgreenwood3413
@michaelgreenwood3413 Год назад
Fox aren't media, they're propaganda.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Год назад
I’m all for Trump and Fox News going at each other. They deserve everything they get deserve after all the bad they’ve done to this country.
@swampy6194
@swampy6194 Год назад
Which Beta do you think will win?
@LollieVox
@LollieVox Год назад
@@swampy6194 rap battle!!!
@swampy6194
@swampy6194 Год назад
lol, crap battle.
@montanaoneill9262
@montanaoneill9262 Год назад
What did they do?
@runnergo1398
@runnergo1398 Год назад
@@montanaoneill9262 What DIDN'T they do?!
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