Big Girl Cannot Accept Being Rejected. GOES NUTS 

Balls on your scalp and balls feel amazing.

Wind*** on your---

i GOTTA TRY THIS TODAY LMAO

Weeet 😭

There's no feeling like nature handling your balls like a professional escort

That’s crazy accurate

Kinda reminds me of those teenagers that think they are "deep", "philosophical" or "spiritual", but dude's like 40 years old to boot.😭

I legit thought he was gonna say, “well u dress for the job u want.” But then he just fumbled so hard. 😂

I once met a guy like that at a meet and greet. We were both at a table. He was so crazy I literally grabbed the wrist of a passing guy introduced the guy to him and said I needed a drink and ran away

@@greent16that’s criminal

Dude in the NASA suit was straight up giving me Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler vibes.

Like

Bro

The way he was acting, I'm almost positive he's the one who shot the dude lmao

@@VandalSauvage 🎯

The floor creaks are legit a good side character 😂😂😂😂

Damny ears have gone deaf to it bc my floor creaks so much lol

What's crazy is I bet its just one long floorboard that's broken down over time I've had to fix a few when installing new carpets and stuff

The MadTV ref is perfect

Lmao I remember that segment on MAD TV.

The astronaut suit suggests he’s probably autistic.

Bro I sing that jingle to this day my wife is almost 5 years younger than me and has no clue what I'm talking about 😹😹😹 when she does some shit that was lower than expected I sing the jingle and she thinks I'm just being an ass but really I'm being an ass and referencing a great skit 😹😹😹😹

That’s typical of men

Ayeeee

Yeah, nice keep it up

Way too go.

Fantastic what’s your target goal

that's really impressive, congrats

It's always the men who have no gold worrying about gold diggers lmao

@@ellomate07 They're worrying on behalf of their bros.

She came off kind of aggressive though

She sounded like a man.

​@@ellomate07You don't have to be rich to be taken advantage of.

The creaking floor adds so much humor to this channel, I freaking love it haha

nah fr it adds to the cringe and empty feeling 😂

it gives character fr, the floor is the third host 😄

Big facts 😂😂

I really like the way the floor creaks though!😆👏 I don’t like asmr tho

I would watch that sooo much more

LMAOOOOO

They should do their own version of it.

This is exactly what Cody Ko did

Imagine the race to jump on the button

Bro their chemistry is insane! 😂😂

The creak is a character in its own right at this point, he deserves a credit spot in the end.

@@zachary3367 facts deserves a salary.

I hate same but their creaking floorboards are therapeutic 😆👏

literallyyyyyyyy

Lol, I literally noticed the creaking floor boards as I was reading this comment .

This got me 😂

This comment made me laugh. Good job.

😂

now this is true diversity and representation xD

But is it Pancakes or Waffles for you doh?

I’ll add onto this cus I’m the same way. But it’s because I’ve met disabled people who inspire me to never give up no matter what!!!! Multiple accidents and injuries. Been shot stabbed and thank god I’m still able bodied. I’m healing rn from multiple blood clots that I had to get multiple surgeries for. I have to recover for the next year I was released from the hospital a few days ago and I’m already throwing myself on the floor just to work out and do calisthenics and stretch. I got alot of friends and family who are constantly abusing the system because they are lazy. And now that I have to go on disability for a few months while I heal I feel so useless. Alot of disabled people tell me not to let it get to me and they understand my sentiments. It’s so crazy how many able bodied people chose to not work and take benefits from actual disabled people or temporary disabled people. So sad how society treats the disabled

I don’t dream of labor. I want to live peacefully, work on myself, cook, clean and care for my pets. This society deems “unproductivity” ie not working as “laziness.” But I believe people were meant to enjoy life. Not live for the weekend. I have sympathy towards your experience. Because if I was unable to work, I may feel differently. But every job I’ve had has sucked the life out of me. I have no true passions due to depression. No job that will make my heart “sing.” If I could live a financially stable life W/O working, I truly would. I told this to my family at 13 years old, and ten years later it’s still true. Im college educated, I like what I pursue. But if I could not work. That would be my dream. This is no shade btw. Cause I understand the value and importance of contributing to society. But at the same time, I cry everyday from what I have to do to just survive.

​@@broadcaster746 "I believe people were meant to enjoy life" that is a fat ass privilege. IF you're over here living with your parents and/or getting your shit paid for this is a goofy way of thinking. Might be better to have your ass thrown in deep water with no life jacket and you'd probably surprise yourself with how much you're capable of. You're 23 and have no true passions which is normal but the faster you figure out what speaks to your soul/the reason why you were put on this earth the less depressed you'll be and then you'll actually start to living life instead of thinking like this and wasting away. You should probably start with volunteering - helping homeless people or people less fortunate than you at least. instead of just wanting your life to be a vacation. cmon now. then move on to see what your true calling is if its not helping/giving back to others not as privileged as you

You don’t know if this person is able-bodied. Most disabilities are invisible, so please don’t assume.

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How is this comment 2 weeks old?

@@fmcscarkenlifepatreon bro

Google has some Time travel tech which is glitchy apparently.

​@@fmcscarkenlifemembers or Patron I think.

Bro is a member and saw this shit early 😂

I think he eats lead.

I kind of agree with him though. Why pay NASA millions of dollars a day to give us absolutely nothing, when i can give hippy dave $40 for some DMT and go meet aliens myself

That guy was just broke lol

It’s giving prenup is more expensive then any asset they own lol

He was a loser, I'm 100% down with her assessment.

Turns out he was the real gold-digger all along.

He was a broke loser who wanted a woman to basically be his mommy and give him sex for being him. He's a hobosexual. Using relationships to gain a place to stay.

That was the best part. I laughed out loud for that 😂

I buy bacon no matter what the cost. Gotta have have it❤

Facts! Preach Gotta Go

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Agreed but nah,breakfast person is not a thing 😂😂

No mo hold up. Maybe they can make pancakes. I got a brother whole will take a shot gun to scrambled eggs but will make the fluffiest from scratch buttered pancakes.

@@e69alpha who'll*

He was 100% trolling and fucking around. He dressed like an astronaut for an inner space joke, then said he doesn’t like how we spend money on outer space while wearing a spacesuit, and mentioned seeing a guy get shot in the neck and trying to sell the video.

That movie instantly came into my head after he said that and then I was like yeahhh he hassss to be trolling 💀

Why you all taking it so seriously damn

How do you suck and blow so hard at the same time?( Pretty sure he was trying to see how many red flags he could wave at once. Maybe he figures: since he cant be a great example to follow, instead I can be a terrible warning Of what Not to do.

@@GlitchDotCraftcause he’s a stranger with an astronaut suit and talking about murder in a first date… I would never take the risk to know what is real or what is trolling with a guy like that. Not a single little chance.

They mentioned his MTV success and she got pound signs in her eyes.

I mean she was already giant to begin with.

She made herself look like bat shit crazy.

@@TitoG-ko2ct LOL DARN

She is a giant, red flag

😂

Totally! It waffled me :D

But for real, breakfast deserves love. I'm talkin, eggs, bacy, waffers, oj, sausage, fruit medley, steak.

Biscuits and gravy is superior to all breakfasts

loool that guy is weird, he clealy probably does the same and couldnt hack the girl saying that to him

He didn’t like sis, that’s all. The irony is, she was the only girl on the entire show that he had any realistic chance with. The girl who rejected him would have rejected him 100 times out of 100.

Dresses can be really unclassy

@@afrosamourai400it depends on the dress lol overall you can never go wrong with a dress

That depends on both the culture and the time period. Once upon a time in a certain part of the world among the upper classes, it was fashionable for men to wear wigs, frilly clothes, makeup and high heels.

Except that men look really good in kilts and togas too, so there goes that theory 😂

​@@kat8295and there are an abundance of styles for women's suits from pants suits to skirt suits etc. Even the jackets for male and female suits are even designed differently to compensate for thibgs like chest size 😂

Are you sure? The fake nose is pretty serious

@@starman9933 Bro now I can't tell if that's a fake nose

I think he's autistic or something I actually know a few people who act like that, it's real

He had to be😂

He’s either trolling or he’s a god damn alien wearing human skin

Patios on point 😂

I was thinking the same thing. She was way too good for him and I agree with her stance. I hated how he claimed that she was "unforgiving" when she was literally saying that as long as someone is at least TRYING to do something with themselves that's all she wants. Dude was weird with everyone he spoke too.

Yeah, but she was dumping a lot of "here's why I'm single and you should stay clear too" with too much complaining.

She was right on that stance but projected too much, which was sign she's made bad choices in men which made her seem jaded.

​​@@NationXwell sorry but not sorry, but he seemed like an underperformer and comes off as lazy but would make excuses. I've seen his types often and as a man wouldn't want someone like that in my circle.

@@Panafrocanam2 yeah I agree. That’s why I was saying she’s too good for him because he gives off those lazy vibes

And a gold-digger. Because if this fool is broke and unwilling to do anything about it, you _know_ he's going to expect his girl to give him money.

@@AngryReptileKeeper He's giving "Keke Palmer's baby daddy" vibes

​@@AngryReptileKeepera bum is a gold digger. They bum money.

@@annimu9081keke Palmer picked him 😂.

Yes. He wears a fedora in the day, space suit at night😂

Man, I'm Jamaican and just realized we stopped saying that specific curse word for decades. Then again it's a word kids usually use so maybe that's why I haven't heard it in forever. By the way it's "bombo". Lol random rant over.

100 kids is crazy tho 😂

Who in their right mind mentions marriage at a 1st meeting?

@@anonymouspreme3425People who know what they want out of their relationships and want to ensure they’re not wasting time with people who don’t share their goals.

@@anonymouspreme3425 Someone who doesn't want to waste time. Doesn't mean the person wants to marry the one they are having the conversation with, though.

​​@@anonymouspreme3425People who have a plan for their life and don't want to "just have fun" then find themselves wondering whether the person they've been with for 7 years wants to marry them. Dating to get married used to be the absolute norm until quite recently and still is in the vast majority of the world.

Lmaoooo

Lol to be fair, Aba actually lives there and Preach comes over to do the videos

It's cos Preach came to Aba's home and didn't take his coat off cos he was cold. When he felt warm enough, he then took off the coat

Simple: Aba's hot, and Preach is cool. Astronaut guy: give him SPACE.( How do you blow and suck so hard at the same time?🙄

observant

I also can confirm Preach as never been to a meeting. He should be punish for cultural appropriation. His punishment he has to eat 3 eggs.

Yeh, never seen him either. Not in the Italian section meetings.

Fake breakfast fan preach

Second breakfast? Was that a Lotr reference?

I as member of the Cereal Coalition vote Preach to be impeached from the Breakfast Committee. As punishment, he is to consume Huevos Rancheros with French toast and OJ. Who's in agreement with me?

I'm in my car screaming right now 😂😂

Truer words have never been spoken!🤣

Which one is Aba I like waffles?

That floor is part of the crew 😂😂

Lol yall delusional if you dont think all day breakfast isnt enough representation 🤣

@@AdrianDWolfe no that's proper representation. Anything less means you're hateful of the breakfast community.

nigga said EATERY 😂

Bunch of pwebs. I'm a pweb btw

I identify as PEBS, waffles are meh

Bro, in my country we had something called Flower Skirts, like they give such comfort vibes it is awesome to see. I saw so many big sisters where them since ai was a kids I developped a tase but when i gre up all I had to see was mini skirt covering half the skirt, I like them too but not for the same reason. One is pure love with rainbows the other is just my sexual interest

You had me at sundresses 😂👗 and I completely agree. Less IS more and the amount of skin being shown in social media, advertising, and the day-to-day doesn't seem special cuz it's everywhere.

Man said he has 70 shoes. Crazy

I think he ahead of the game. Why spend that before you got someone else to put in there? Chicks do want hotels, adventures, Cafe dates, concerts, boating, and visiting her family

​@@238mob8yeah, he has enough space to store himself. If he said he wanted to keep that after locking up with a woman, that's just neurotic

That's literally who they were talking about

@@Grimm_Butterfly yeah but they also don't care about you spending thousands on grills and jewelry lmao. They'd rather you not have a 250 square foot apartment. That's tiny as heck lmao

Underrated observation

To be honest they probably choose the most unhinged or or delusional people to be on the show because it makes for better viewing

No this is for entertainment. It probably doesn't go far

Spicy noodle soup for breakfast would have me stuck over a toilet for lunch. Damn. 🤣

I skip breakfast every day

it's the 비빔냉면 that is spicy, the (물)냉면 isn't though ;) one of my favourite korean dish but understandable if you miss homeland food

Bacon and eggs with hash browns and grits.

I find Preach ridiculous, even here in Canada, In montreal, Aba and Preach lives in montreal and so do I, and there are dozens and dozen of Breakfast only restaurant. And there are some people that can easily pay 30$-50$ for a breakfast. For me that is completely insane. I don't give a **** about breakfast, but my mother and sisters they are crazy about going in different breakfast only restaurant.

She was for real. What she was saying was 100% valid and that melanin was popping real nice lol. I’d definitely go out wit her💯

Ida was pulling trauma from her past and showing a lack of empathy for men’s struggle. Men don’t want to hear all that cussing either. Her vocab is trashy.

@@24KLuxuryBruh she said you gotta have a job and not be a bum at home. Pretty low bar

@@24KLuxury and the man spoke of his h*e past but didn’t reflect on his “City Girl” statement🤣 every man with a past is always looking for the forgivenesses they’ve yet to learn. What she spoke was truth from experience & it was valid, he bypassed it with judgment because it struck a nerve. Grow up. That struggle is not gender specific.

@@24KLuxurythat’s a bullshit ass excuse, she speaking facts

“Breakfast people rally!” 😂 Preach was being sarcastic but I was really like let me find my fellow breakfast people. And i agree he’s definitely not a breakfast person. He was out when Aba said he doesn’t like eggs. 😂

"There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food." --Ron Swanson

Best breakfast food is French toast

Came to the comments to find My People!!!

It sucks for ones based on their head shape or size that struggle to go bald simply cause they're not comfortable pulling off bald look.

Im hoping it's a character

@@oz_jones Trust me, I do as well. 😬

It’s not either or but and more

Weiner is right.

Preach laughing at Aba is why i watch the channel

You have the same pfp as my guildmaster on mlbb lol

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I did!! This shit won the video for me 😂 Then @1903: you can see Aba just start watching him go off. And his “Yooo breakfasts unite!” I rewound & rewatched it a few times cuz it had me dying. “What did you feel about the episode? Pancakes. That’s what he feels.”

hilarious lmao.. and i agree with Preach lol: breakfast = Breaking fast Doesnt matter what you eat. Ive had full course meals for breakfast

same lmao!

Damn. That one hurt me and I agree 😂

@@PANDAXD001didn’t mean to hurt you, but it’s true 😂

No sir😂😂

Alcohol is poison anyway

@@GlitchDotCraft called it lol

@@albertorodriguez3927 lowers your vibration and easily manipulated. Why would you choose to do that?

@@GlitchDotCraft oh you're being serious. I mean if you can't handle your booze, that's on you bud.

alcoholism runs in the family, like a lot of people. @@albertorodriguez3927