Bill Burr is definitely not average. He takes complicated issues and simplifies them in a compressed comedic form for everyone to enjoy. That is pretty much the definition of being clever.
Your comment is priceless buddy!! That comment should be on the cover of Times or some other magazine along with Bills picture - describes him perfectly.
Exactly that! You feel like he's been through some shit, doesn't moan about it, has made it, doesn't gloat and has compassion for those in the swamp he hauled himself out of.
+MaJetiGizzle and maybe that day lasts 6 months and ends with a psychotic break, until you realise there are standards in place and you'll grind yourself down ignoring them.
I love how inspirational this is. The whole 'do it for me' might sound trite and disingenuous coming from any other human, but BILL saying "don't give up, it'll kill me to know that" feels genuine.
+mrbrockpeters True, but not true for females. Nearly every girl I know has the same answer when you ask what they like to do or if they have any talents. They admit they can't do shit and have no hobbies. Thats actually the number one thing I look for in a woman. They gotta have a talent and a hobby. Doesn't matter what it is. Because I find that if they do, they are funner to be around, they encourage me to do my thing, and overall they seem to be the ones who use their brains. Not a foolproof plan, but it's an observation I made years ago.
"if you quit on youreslf nobody is going to believe in you . all you need to live is a fork,plate ,bowl and bed " jesus christ bill i never heard this side of you . keep up good work
His kids are gonna get some valuable advice once they get older. Man, would I love to sit on their Parent Teacher Conferences and see what Bill says...and Nia of course.
I don't have a house by the lake... but I had one come through my fucKING ROOF 3 MONTHS AGO. This is why I love this guy. He is so fucking real its hilarious.
What absolutely astonishes me about bill is his imagination. The way he just pulled out that “house by a lake” bit. Is fucking amazing. I couldn’t come up with that if my life depended on it.
first he's saying sorry to god. then he starts blaming god for not making him well enough. then he tells god "ah fuck it, do what your gonna do" lmao. the one and only Bill Burr.
It is difficult to come up with ideas without knowing the market. I come up with products every month in my job, 95% gets dropped within a week but 5%of them work out. I think that's only possible when you focus on a market where you know their every need and budget.
The example of the house by the lake is just brilliant, it shows how if all you want is material things, you won't necessarily be rich, but you'll for sure be bought by richer people. Corruption explained using the story that was sent to him, this guy is dope!
As the theater was centuries ago Comedians are today. The closest outlet to the truth your gonna get as a peasant, and Bill is a perfect example of this. Thanks Bill!
If you're the number 1 at anything in the world can make you an income, being (even above) average in everything, doesn't get you shit. You either win or your name will be forgotten.
Donkey is probably thinking "Oh shit there's that carrot again, better pretend like I'm going after it or they'll just beat me in order to make me move instead."
It’s good to have ambitions. What’s not good is when he reaches some of those goals and he’s making it big, then here they come the, “tax the rich” folks and other jealous folks that rip on him saying he’s “privileged” and all that. I personally know some of those people and I gotta say, they could get the most out of life and make something better of themselves if they simply tried harder and set more goals. But either they don’t have the economic libido, or unemployment benefits are more desirable to them, it doesn’t ever stop them from ripping on someone who’s becoming successful. It’s just a drag to everyone around them because they just want to bring them down to their level of lifestyle of muck. Keep striving, set more goals, keep your dick in check, and cheers my friend.
