@@dalenlotterhand6137 Dont waste your time. He is just another narrow-minded liberal with an agenda blaming everything on earth on 1 person he doesn't like.
He would be killed, his uzi stolen and an engineer would take it apart and study it for a few months, figure it out, and push weapons technology forward by 200 years.
MorbidManMusic they would figure it out pretty quickly especially if around the 1800s when industrialization started . If he went back further it would take longer but by the 1800s they knew the gun and were already working on multi shooting guns
Him being sold pn his idead is hillarious. Im so confused as to why he only chose to go back less than 2 centiries ago. He would still likely get shot, especially dince machine guns where on the way. He really coulda said the same thing but just go back to the 13th century.
Lots of other technologies would be pushed forward as well. Tons of the mechanisms in guns are the same you can use in many other appliances and machines
I'm black so most times before 1900's are horrific for me, unless I go back to when africa had kingdoms and even then, they'd all be very unimpressed with my non warrior uneducated ass. I couldn't compete with warriors or scholars back then. I'd just have a bunch of stories about shit that will exist in the future but no real knowledge on how to recreate them.
Plus, in the 1800s they had canon and fairly heavy artillery. I cannot possibly imagine a single dude with two uzis winning against a 40k men army with artillery. All they have to do is stand very far and carpet canon the battlefield. In the rare event of the army rushing you, how many bullets can you fire? And when comes the time to reload what do you do as hundreds of men rush you with bayonets?
nevermind the fact that no matter what u got, youre 1 man and u still got 1000 guns pointed at u at once. one of those bullets is bound to take u down lol
He should have said he would take a nuke with him. THAT’S how you’d win a war for your side and you wouldn’t end the world since your nuke was the only one. He’d probably be too dumb to be far from the nuke when it went off so he’d end up dying.
I also picture versi popping out in a battle like hey I'm here to help u win then just cut to him as he's cresting a hill running from both armies mowing down red coats and continentals alike trying to escape
February 28, 1997 - Two bank robbers equipped w/ fully automatic weapons are sidelined and ultimately taken down by cops armed almost exclusively w/ pistols and shotguns...
I thought the exact same thing before hearing Bill say 1899. And being a pro athlete would actually be doable. Pro baseball was probably they equivalent of high school baseball now. No one hit home runs until Ruth came around
Athletic gear was super duper expensive back then best you could do is make it yourself. Between that and working 6 days a week, 10 hours a day just to support yourself theres just no way. Kids have so much free time nowadays to pursue sports.
6:43 - I wanna win the game for the team. That's what im saying. - That's very narcissistic behaviour here Paul. - You know-.. - You just think you're gonna show up on a battlefield - They're going to be-.. - BEEEEWIIIIIIIIII - You fuckin' showing up, walking out of this thing, with-.. - Yeah. - With a hooded sweatshirt and a fuckin' uzi.. - Yeah, naw. I was laughing so badly to this part, especially the sound effect Bill made.
If I went back in time I would take books on a wide range of subjects as well as some modern fire arms and just set myself up as some countries greatest inventor.
Paul should grab a freaking machinegun rambo style, with an EOD vest, a grenade launcher and lots of ammo, teleport right in the middle of the roman coloseum and start spreading havoc. I bet he actually did that and that's why Nero burned the whole city to the ground lol
But then he’d fuck up the whole space time continuum because he would completely have changed the past wherein he changes the course of his ancestors’ lives, making it a strong possibility he’s never born. Which collapses the universe because it’s a paradox.
I love how ppl are saying there should be a movie about this - there is, and it's called Black Knight with Martin Lawrence. He just didn't have an uzi :D
I'd find an opium den when they were at their peak and just stay there. The time would be short but I wouldn't care about that or anything else. I thought for a while about it and that's all I could come up with
+geekrockrats how you gonna live.. how to you intend to make money for your "trip"? Come on, son, you can be a lazy fuck and still take advantage of knowing shit nobody else knows.
"I'm the one with the semiautomatic weapons" I mean even with a full auto Uzi with a max range of 100 yds against 2,000 people you're probably fuckin dead, but semiauto hahaha? Not a good idea
1. You're takin the uzi, the ammo, take a box of matches an a pack of lighters to go with it. 2. My bro stuck his chest out an ran his mouth at my pops years ago. Nigga told him "don't go to sleep." You gotta sleep an them dudes'll bombard you then.
