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Bill Burr - Advice: Miserable Lawyer 

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@christiana12323
@christiana12323 8 лет назад
"I am a LAW-YAAA"
@PorkotylerClips
@PorkotylerClips 5 лет назад
Christian Ashton if I was a lawyer I’d put that in my business card. John Dingus Doe Jr. LAW-YAAA email: johndoe@gmail.com phone: 000111100000
@Chris-fo9rf
@Chris-fo9rf 5 лет назад
“Took a big paycheck as a public defender” -said no attorney ever
@LS-hu1lm
@LS-hu1lm 4 года назад
We need a font or punctuation for sarcasm
@silasdietrich7464
@silasdietrich7464 4 года назад
😂
@rationalmystic5
@rationalmystic5 8 лет назад
bill is a true humanist.......just an overall awesome guy....love his work......so much wisdom and wit.
@epileptic2x191
@epileptic2x191 4 года назад
jaguarfocus has i
@seanjohnston848
@seanjohnston848 8 лет назад
God, Bill is one of the only people I know who gives consistently good advice. He always manages to open up my mind to . He's like a motivational speaker and therapist wrapped into one...
@aaronfrank85
@aaronfrank85 8 лет назад
Bill is a lot wiser then he thinks.
@youssefrochdi1994
@youssefrochdi1994 8 лет назад
Bill Burr >>>>>>>> Joe Rogan
@caleb6595
@caleb6595 8 лет назад
With you 100% Joe isn't even funny
@D00MCHILD23
@D00MCHILD23 8 лет назад
+caleb crabtree well, that's not true. He is funny but not as funny as Bill
@caleb6595
@caleb6595 8 лет назад
Big Stank Dick Dad well, actually, it is true. Seeing as how its an opinion.
@jonathanbrown2190
@jonathanbrown2190 6 лет назад
Bill doesn't recognize his own wisdom. Like the drunken kung fu master; unintentional mastery.
@doommuffinz5276
@doommuffinz5276 3 года назад
Yet here you are
@gor1l1a
@gor1l1a 8 лет назад
"A big paycheck as a public defender..." INSTANTLY knew this dude is lying.
@DrFrankenschtein
@DrFrankenschtein 8 лет назад
Yeah, I've never heard of public defenders just raking in the cash. lol
@FinalRestingPlace123
@FinalRestingPlace123 7 лет назад
The guy was trying to pump his own tires a bit
@LuiisLabra
@LuiisLabra 7 лет назад
bobby kardashian?
@Pharoah2
@Pharoah2 5 лет назад
Spanish Moustache theyre literally free. Look up pro bono
@Pharoah2
@Pharoah2 5 лет назад
Spanish Moustache ah yikes I couldn’t tell if that was extreme sarcasm or if you somehow thought pro bono meant something else. Mb
@NealX
@NealX 10 лет назад
Being a very unhappy law student not sure if I even want to take the bar after graduating, hearing this couldn't have come at a better moment. Times like this I believe in fate for coming across the MMPC and binge watching it all night.
@NealX
@NealX 9 лет назад
***** I get where you're coming from. And I didn't give up - I gave it some thought and I'm going to at least graduate and take the bar exam, and hopefully work off some debt. But after that - well, let's just say I think all of us have a plane waiting to take us to Seattle. The only question is, when will we buy the tickets?
@mjcarollson2
@mjcarollson2 9 лет назад
Listen to your gut. I'm an attorney, had that very same feeling ten years ago when it was time to take the bar but ignored it--the result was thirteen years of misery (law school plus ten awful years of practice). This past year I finally had the balls to go after what I really wanted in life and my only regret is not doing it sooner.
@RandomSpongiform
@RandomSpongiform 9 лет назад
mj carollson Was it you that wrote to Bill? Good on you, either way
@verticalhorizon4633
@verticalhorizon4633 9 лет назад
+mj carollson Fine for you; some people enjoy the law as a profession.
@ninobrown2073
@ninobrown2073 8 лет назад
+Neal X I hear you man. I'm a law student sitting here listening to ol' Billy Freckles...I'm in the same boat.
@peachezprogramming
@peachezprogramming 3 года назад
I used to be a pharmacist. Parents made me do it, they're both pharmacists. I hated that fucking job. I learned in the first year of college I wanted to do programming/computer science. Told my parents and they said no. So I got the degree and worked as a pharmacist for 4 years. Saved my money furiously and quit last year. Im enrolled at a computer science college and am paying for it in cash. It totally fucking sucks that I wasted 10 years of my life but I try to stay positive. I have money and am now on the path I want to be on. That's better than a lot of people so I try to stay optimistic. Honestly I love learning Java/Python. It's so much more exciting than mixing drugs.
@kennytee6882
@kennytee6882 8 лет назад
So the moral of the story is, make some sacrifices in order to pursue your dreams, but don't hold back from undertaking different (even menial low-paying) jobs because of pride or vanity or the fact that you may have a degree or education in your pocket
@HussainAl--Khalil
@HussainAl--Khalil 8 лет назад
+Kenny Tee make the sacrifices needed to find your purpose in life. Low paying jobs can sustain you through your journey to your success. It sucks but atleast your not a child soldier whose life was taken from him for some terrible regime against his will. You have a chance, take it, no complaining. My translation of what he was telling him
@kennytee6882
@kennytee6882 4 года назад
ᎶᏕ gαмιиg I guess until RU-vid goes out of business lolz
@PerogieCrash
@PerogieCrash 10 лет назад
I don't know that this is necessarily a problem with the job itself (and I shouldn't have to mention I Am Not A Lawyer) so much as how many kids are told "You can be a Doctor, a Lawyer, or a Loser."
@Magicstockton
@Magicstockton 8 лет назад
"Three piece Matlock suits" 😂😂🙃
@SuperAndo64
@SuperAndo64 11 лет назад
Bill, this video was like really incredible.
@opus0872
@opus0872 7 лет назад
I'm a medical student and depressed as shit right now, I think I'll write in to Bill for some life advice
@aayushkumar-sp6zy
@aayushkumar-sp6zy 3 года назад
How are you doing now ?
@aayushkumar-sp6zy
@aayushkumar-sp6zy 3 года назад
I’m a med student too
@briankelly8697
@briankelly8697 9 лет назад
Better call Saul!Lol.
@Holy_hand-grenade
@Holy_hand-grenade 6 лет назад
Brian Kelly except Saul actually gives a shit at the end of the day. That’s the whole problem with the show and why it’s so fucking soft compared to Breaking Bad.
@deridivisstar884
@deridivisstar884 4 года назад
Such sincere and honest advice.
@Tulbeful
@Tulbeful 9 лет назад
That very last part just got pretty relevant when that German pilot did exactly what Bill warned this guy of
@CAMPAZFilms
@CAMPAZFilms 8 лет назад
gotta love bill
@thedavecorp
@thedavecorp 5 лет назад
Go Bill!
@juliamihajlovich
@juliamihajlovich 5 лет назад
I doubt that person really went to law school when calling rapists “rapers” LOL
@meebrbey
@meebrbey 4 года назад
Maybe he didn't call them "rapers," maybe it was Bill that called them that
@Speedy28Gonzales
@Speedy28Gonzales Год назад
@@meebrbey bill was reading what was written. I don't think he misread that one.
@illiterateno2
@illiterateno2 11 лет назад
I agree with the man's evaluation of Bill.
@JP-ATV
@JP-ATV 10 лет назад
hahahaha and he manages to finish it off with a joke that made me have to almost crawl underneath my desk and laugh my ass offf HAHAHAAHAHAH A jaded pilot hahahahhaahha
@backupcoolm3n
@backupcoolm3n 6 лет назад
Dear everyone, I live in the middle of Manhattan in New York City, and moved here after going to college in Boston. I started in a shitty town in North Carolina called Fayetteville, and I hated it. I'm by no means someone who's accomplished their dreams to the level of Bill Burr, but I am someone who's moved to every city I've wanted to in my life that i didn't need a visa for. I'm moving to Helsinki soon for graduate school. What's my point? If you love a place, there's ZERO reason to not move there. Fucking save money, walk into your job and say "PEACE, I quit, I'm moving to ______" DONE! Live your dreams and be happy, where you live makes 100% difference and there's no reason you can't live there.
@psyopnineninenine2141
@psyopnineninenine2141 9 лет назад
Last part killed me
@billblond5727
@billblond5727 3 года назад
The lawyer said he was a public defender and I think THAT'S why he's miserable and says everybody else is miserable. Government jobs are full of resentful people.
@notrealy180217
@notrealy180217 8 лет назад
On. Point.
@Birbdup
@Birbdup 5 лет назад
Watching this while working on a Case Comment. Lmaooooo
@Timberhawk
@Timberhawk 8 лет назад
9:15/10:10 made me think of “Get your ass to Mars.”
@carterjohnson7117
@carterjohnson7117 4 года назад
Wow this was like 3 minutes of reading an email and 9 minutes of Bill telling the guy to make his dreams come true like a broken record 😂
@computerblue1271
@computerblue1271 3 года назад
Even IF Bill isn't a good man, he is a necessary man.
@Okiedude5
@Okiedude5 4 года назад
The sad truth is this guy willingly! Took this job! And has people's lives in his hands, literally. And it's disturbing to know he could care less. That attitude as a public defender should be grounds to be fired.
@bradleysmith9924
@bradleysmith9924 9 лет назад
I wonder what this lawyer is doing now, did he ever write back?
@verticalhorizon4633
@verticalhorizon4633 9 лет назад
+Bradley Smith He got disbarred.
@Brrrrrt
@Brrrrrt 8 лет назад
He actually ended up commiting suicide, years later someone linked bill the news story
@t100base
@t100base 7 лет назад
mj is that true?
@DdDd-gd1rr
@DdDd-gd1rr 7 лет назад
t100base nah he bullshittin
@badazzmaro
@badazzmaro 8 лет назад
he sounds a lot like he might be a public defender. and as I'm typing he just answers for me.
@mrgerbeck
@mrgerbeck 11 лет назад
For the man who wrote the letter, Boeing. Besides that, beautiful nature.
@straightcashhomey1261
@straightcashhomey1261 5 лет назад
Bill is ignoring the fact that the student loans of an attorney are absurd, it’s basically another mortgage payment on top of all your other bills. The only way to have enough money to repay that debt is to continue practicing law. It seems like an awful, completely unsatisfying, apathetic existence.
@VDuro1
@VDuro1 5 лет назад
this lawyer needs to go linked in who the general council for boeing is, fond the department name and find some job there and he will still work in law - but for boeing
@JohnnyValmaggia
@JohnnyValmaggia 7 лет назад
where's the follow up??????
@ffsf739
@ffsf739 7 лет назад
Did this dude ever send a reply? I wish I could know if he followed Billy's advice!
@ThorenTravels
@ThorenTravels 11 лет назад
What's so great about Seattle?
@risentempleoutreach8131
@risentempleoutreach8131 6 лет назад
Thoren everything
@woozie___
@woozie___ 4 года назад
I work with attorneys and some of them are definitely miserable. One them always looks like shit and recently got a DUI and has to take the bus everywhere now 😂 Taking the bus isn't a big deal but it's not a major city or anything so most people just don't do it regularly.
@cadillacdeville5828
@cadillacdeville5828 3 года назад
😲 WOW,
@dandjedi
@dandjedi 7 лет назад
My little brother is a prosecutor and does okay for money but doesn't make even close to they do in the private sector. He owns a small house and his wife is pregnant with twins.
@privateprivate2268
@privateprivate2268 2 года назад
👍
@clarkmannen8789
@clarkmannen8789 5 лет назад
I implores you
@gerry_atric
@gerry_atric 2 года назад
I think by now, a defense attorney has about as much energy as a customer service representative. Everyday- dealing with the not so fine line between people/poople. I couldn't do it, not even for the money. I'm not that strong.
@jameslewis9968
@jameslewis9968 11 лет назад
Surveys show that Young Lawyers do hate their jobs. This is true. its a tough job.
@LS-hu1lm
@LS-hu1lm 4 года назад
There are way more people with law degrees than law jobs in the US (and all Anglophone countries). One rolls out of 3 years of indoctrination with $160k in debt that cannot be discharged with bankruptcy only to find that they cannot get a regular job because they have a JD. Employers do not like to hire JD's for non JD jobs, even as paralegals. A lot of people who do have good jobs are able to get them because of Networks, Affinity groups or just being the only attorney in whatever shity little town they live in. My husband thought the same as the writer referenced in this video, he did end up finishing and passing the bar after moving to a new state. He went to law school in New York but moved the day after graduation, never even took the New York State Bar. It's taken almost 15 years of struggling, sacrificing, not going on family trips, working 70-hour weeks, listening to demeaning language at work, and even a 2 + hour commute to work for a period Of time. While I know that is common in certain parts of the world it is fucking absurd here. He now has a job outside of law that is fullfilling. When people ask him about law school, he always advises against it unless either 1. A scholarship picks up a huge amount of the cost 2. One is guaranteed a job somewhere or 3. The person got into one of the highest tier schools. It's funny, nobody likes hearing this honest advice from an atty who knows what he is talking about. As far as the present caller, don't discount his points. With his debt load he probably cannot leave, even if he's not making enough money. He may be getting some type of loan forgiveness. With his debt loan he probably cannot even have a family much less invest in some tuition all over again. Lawyers are maniacs, law school trains them to most efficiently do whatever it is they're getting paid to do, Meaning freeing a rapist if that is what brings in the paycheck. And as far as depression, just take a look at how many continuing legal education courses deal with attorney substance abuse. After one incident, I said to my husband " I hate attorneys" and he responded " I know all about it, I work with and for attorneys."
@cadillacdeville5828
@cadillacdeville5828 3 года назад
Wow, this is depressing
@practiceyourart
@practiceyourart 10 лет назад
This was horrific to listen to.
@ooslingg
@ooslingg 11 лет назад
poor Bob Loblaw.. :)
@geezusuck
@geezusuck 9 лет назад
Follow your dreams! I work in a kindergarden, love it. It will make you rich, but its so cool;D
@jeffreywoodward4160
@jeffreywoodward4160 8 лет назад
+Anakin Skywanker I'll bet your boss 'electrifies' the workplace.
@LordOfHam
@LordOfHam 4 года назад
Somebody help those kids, they're gonna fucking die
@idonotcare8822
@idonotcare8822 10 лет назад
XD Push the whatever it is thing forward
@user-on2ys9jr6t
@user-on2ys9jr6t 10 лет назад
Is it just me or was Bill getting choked up a bit?
@nonholographic
@nonholographic 11 лет назад
"rapers" haha
@PartVIII
@PartVIII 11 лет назад
debt from school, that's whats holding most of our generation back
@Spudcore
@Spudcore 7 лет назад
So, get a young lawyer then. Good to know.
@ChristopherTsaganeas
@ChristopherTsaganeas 11 лет назад
Most attorney's make 50-70k, and take on an additional 100k+ in debt (on top of college loans). It will take more then 10 years to pay that back.
@daltonpotts6143
@daltonpotts6143 10 лет назад
the joe rogan experience
@TheAlmightyAss
@TheAlmightyAss 2 года назад
Bill believing that you can just do what you want in life is a bit sweet but insane.
@RobRobbie
@RobRobbie 4 года назад
Lawyer here... it sucks. Don't go to law school
@Dengramen
@Dengramen 11 лет назад
No
@FuckitnFightit
@FuckitnFightit 11 лет назад
yeah, he's probably in debt and doesn't want to live on the street.
@ElevatedLevetator
@ElevatedLevetator 7 лет назад
I just learned a new word, Implore! Since implode means blowing up inwards (big boom) and explode means the good old horseshit on fire (small boom), shouldnt implore mean to plore inwards and explore mean to plore outwards? Please tell me, me and my friends are gonna start imploring more
@prometheus3864
@prometheus3864 3 года назад
Why don’t you just quit being a lawyer..:probably because he has $250k+ in student debt and wasted a quarter of his life
@andyd6338
@andyd6338 5 лет назад
Guy sounds like an insecure drifter type (speaking as one) who felt like he should pick a path and so did and now blames the profession rather than his own decision making, needs to wise up and listen to himself
@heidimedel
@heidimedel 4 года назад
I knew he was a public pretender when he made the comment about being burned out within 3 of passing the board. Ugh
@ericroque
@ericroque 5 лет назад
The guy committed suicide
@hazardousjazzgasm129
@hazardousjazzgasm129 5 лет назад
Link? I've seen lots of people saying this
@cadillacdeville5828
@cadillacdeville5828 3 года назад
Wow 😣
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