"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." - Silent Bob in Clerks
A woman tried to trap me once. Didn't know at the time, but she was putting pin holes in my condoms. The joke was on her though. Because I gave her AIDS instead of a baby :P
I did dodge a big old .50 cal bullet 2 days ago. She dumped me again, saying that she cant love me the way she loved some randome dude she just met. I know its for the best, but it still hurts like a mofo
Joe Vaughan do it man .you get into this vicious cycle of feeling good. you go to the gym, you feel good. you feel good, so you want to eat well and go to the gym.
Joe Vaughan True (I was thinking that he always says that too) but he's right. It is the cure for a lot of problems, not the least of which is low self esteem.
+neogenesis All those feel-good chemicals your body makes, you feel good. People start noticing you looking good, you feel good. You meet a nice LAY-DEE at the gym, you both feel good.
@@Kickex yes but keep your life clean away from drugs and alcohol and you should be saving alot of money to think about what to do with your life/start your business. Business owner is a very hard thing to do because you work more than being an employee but it's easier if you keep yourself away from vices . Those broads will see you successful later and regret it and you'll feel great.
"All you have to do is be majoring in something witch sounds like there's some cash in the end of the rainbow, tell a couple of jokes and your'e in there"
Okay, the sweatshirt story was cringworthy, but we all have a story like that. Its amazing how much of your adult life is actually about mastering simple crap setting boundaries and spotting bull shitters.
my favorite part of these clips is when Bill reads and rereads the emails out loud and he is still confused, trying to figure out what the hell they are trying to say.
Ive never been faithful. Luckily, I've had little trouble picking up women. But I feel like my day of devastation is coming lol. Fuck it, you only live once
Here's what you do if you are the guy and she say's she has a bf. She is testing you to see how you react. You don't react. Just keep on going like you didn't hear a thing. You are a stone cold rockstar. You are solid and unbreakable. When shit hits the fan, you are cool, calm and in the driver's seat.
Recognized the story from the little video tour that he did at hampton beach. He didn't mention the part where he had to get hammered before he had to wear his flamboyantly-colored sweatshirt lol
I wonder HOW THE HECK does Mia react to this. Just doing her thing when suddenly from all accross the house. ".......lllaaaaaaaaDEEEEEeee..." 10 minutes later ... "HEY, SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" If I'd do this neighbours would probably call the police. I can only imagine her loosing her breath laughing imagining Bill yelling to an empty wall. I personally would end up scared shitless for the rest of the day.
Been in this exact situation... 9 months talking everyday all our of the day exchanging nudes then she mentions she has a boyfriend and has since you met and she can't take things further because that's cheating.... Umm you don't think the other shit you did counts as cheating?
She probably had a boyfriend back at home away from school and after messing around with you she started feeling guilty or the boyfriend was coming to see her and that is why she did this
Same thing happened to me in school too. Yeah it sucked but I got over it. Yes, come to think of it, she was a psycho and I'm lucky she and I didn't get together.
louis brains I wish I could be surprised too, but girls in their twenties, at least in the U.S., are more unpredictable than the weather. They're old enough to know how desirable they are, but not mature enough to wield that immense power responsibly. I'm glad Bill is around to help these poor guys understand that the only solution, the ONLY solution, is to be extremely comfortable with yourself, both your mind and your body. Physical training, a good diet, and a sense of humor will get you through any drama.
