Please tell me why people say it's wrong to laugh at your own jokes. I don't get it. Like I cook a good ass meal, I'm gonna say "whoa that tastes pretty good". Why is it illegal to laugh at your own jokes, I do it all the time. Maybe unfunny people don't get it because they're not funny and therefore never laugh at their own jokes. But us funny people on the other hand are sooo funny that we just can't help it
3:55 - 4:25 I love the subtle shift in tone to create a character. Billy Ball Bags created a plausible character in mere seconds when he leaned in on the joke. that was some dope improv skills.
This might be the best string of digressions I've ever heard from Bill. Even when the man is rambling like he's 80, his comedic mechanics and instincts are all over it.
BEST chicken I ever had was India... I ordered, guy picked up a live chicken that was just pecking the ground beside the grill, swung it around, chopped its head, PLUCKED IT, rubbed the shit on it and grilled it. FRESH AND FUCKING AMAZING DUDE!
My favorite; when you were like 8-9 yrs old and your mom or dad would write a letter to the corner store for cigarettes and add that you could buy 25cents worth of candy. That was like garbage bag weight amount of candy. Stores actually sold about 100 different kinds of candy AND NOT IN BAGS. You got a little paper bag and spent AN HOUR choosing each one, you got deals like 5 for a penny.potato chips were 5 cents. And you got a COMIC BOOK. 25 cents was great. $1.00 was HITTING THE LOTTERY. We were free to roam like a pack of wolves because EVERYONE knew who you were and WOULD NOT HESITATE to smack you AND call your mother. Where you got smacked again. We thought we were free and wild not understanding that our whole community knew each one of us and our parents and were watching.
The southern get off property cause the chickens are too big voices skit he just did was hilarious. I could picture the whole thing in my head as he was saying it. Hahaha
This podcast is awesome. Bill is so funny. I wish I would have started listening to him earlier and watching his comedy before this year. It probably had something to do with his really annoying accent, but then again he's from New England just like I was as a kid, but I don't have the accent. Truly hilarious dude. Glad I decided to watch his comedy and now listen to the podcast. Also glad about the great points he makes on so many subjects. He's like an everyman.
ROFL 😂 "the ankle bone there is connected to the knee bone". Fuckin-a Bill, my wife was sleeping but not after my outburst of laughter. Soooo worth it!
I just love how you exaggerate random words for no reason like "cyadnals" and "fahmahs fuckin mahkit". Has me struggling to contain my drink in my mouth.
Thomas Gaige I think that little tone he uses is that of Archie Bunker. Kills me every time. I would like to know who or what influenced his voice for women.
"Don't ya just wish you could do with Heroin what ya do McDonalds? Just every once in a while?" Bill, I expected you to say that very thing about alcohol lol.
I made KFC for about a year. The stores just order whatever the local poultry purveyor is selling at the moment. In other words, it is not some kind of specally bread KFC chicken. It's the exact same stuff you see in the cooler at your local supermarket. What makes the stuff out-of-this-world good is the seasoning and the pressure cooking, not because it was designed by Frankenstein or some such.
88Keyz102 Poultry (chickens, turkeys, etc.) are not given any growth hormones, steroids, or anything like that, no matter what. They don't respond, no point. That's why "Organic" chicken is a fucking scam to price gouge dumbasses who buy into the whole 'organic food is magically healthier' that Whole Foods and other companies have marketed so effectively.
ryanexsus No, you're full of shit. Federal regulations have never permitted steroids to be used in poultry; additionally, the primary steroid used in livestock (a beta-adrenergic agonist) has no effect on poultry - again, there would be no point. You are just talking out your ass.
The problem with modern cars is that they don't have manual window rollers anymore, it's all electric nowadays. If you take out the key, the shit doesn't work. I, a grown ass man, got stuck in this little black Audi TT in the middle of hot and sunny summer's day when my friend left me in the car to go get some cash out of the ATM and forgetfully locked the car out of a habit. I tried to roll down the window and unlock the doors and nothing worked. By the time she came back some 10 mins later, I was all covered in sweat (and I'm not a sweaty or fat person).
Its nothing new. Parents used to give kids (even babies) small amounts of alcohol to make them calm. My danish grandmother spiked my tea with rum to make me sleepy. No wonder I'v developed a habit!
My mom would have us 6 kids in the car, visit Grandma, tell us to stay in the car. Sure. We were all over the postage stamp yard Grandma's house had, in an old neighborhood typical of the 20's. We were used to a nice suburban yard. Mom would come out and yell every now and then. No big deal.
We no longer use the term "spastic" in the UK any more, largely because children would use the contraction "spaz" as a insult for someone if they were a bit slow or stupid. Indeed the National Spastics Society changed its name in 1994 to "Scope" and thus, the term "Spaz" has generally fallen out of favour as a playground insult. Now, if you are a bit slow or stupid you are likely to be called a "Scoper".
the way to parenting kids is not making them fear you. rather, make them respect their consequences in a fair way and explain to them WHY you doing whatever they just did is bad. more importantly, the guy who is coming down FAIRLY with an iron fist is the ideal parent.
This fuckin podcast was fuckin great. Bill burr is fuckin funny. KF fuckin C has decent fuckin chicken but fuckin churches is fuckin good too. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
I live in Saint Charles about 10 minutes away from zanies comedy club. That would be amazing if you came back there one day I will definitely be there to see you
