Bill Burr and Nia - SURPRISE for Bill | Nia's problem with him THIS week 

They are the dream couple! And to think they’ve been together for over 15 years... fucking love them both so much

Fucking for sure. They are a great couple who bounces off each other. Same with friends.

Truth. They do more talking than the average couple.

@G-man u are triggered lmao

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@@mikemontgomery5649 😂😂😂😂

@@mikemontgomery5649 😢

@G-man Uhmmm... Humor is subjective and doesn't really lend itself to dissection? And, to be clear, I never said it was funny. I said that I loved it.

@G-man honeymoon session = been together for 12 years.

@G-man They dated since I believe he was 40 and she was 30, even though they knew of each other for even longer then that. Bill's given the story in bits and pieces over the course of several years and several podcasts, so I don't speak with 100% certainty. I believe Nia's father was some kind of manager or producer or something, and they met backstage of some show. They were together for several years before finally getting married. From what I can remember, Bill himself stated because both of them were hesitant, he's never said she hounded him for years so she could speedrun a divorce settlement. "Been together" is not the same thing as "been married".

People say that??!

@G-man lol please tell me you're trolling

@G-man Reading comprehension is lacking. Maybe english is not your first language? Being together (in a committed relationship) and being married are not synonymous. Most people don't start their relationship already married. Or are you saying that a couple that dated for 5 years before getting married yesterday have been "together" for a single day?

Like a modern Honeymooners.

Whose fault is that? Not Bill's. And yet...

Patient? I've heard her launch into hilarious tirades so fast, you never saw it coming. She's a lot like Bill. Just more refined 😄

You must be new

🤣 Same I was expecting gun range or some funny shit

That literally is one of the easiest things to make.idk maybe for an american woman that's a huge accomplishment 😂

Nia reminds me of your wife too... ;)

@@juttlockheart1340 lol kill shot

In Vegas but driving out somewhere in the desert. And everyone is smoking in silence.

Thats nia

She could be waiting for that golden state 10 year jump off point...

@Harry Munker *fear

@@timothyeubanks32100 dude, just because your cousin-girlfriend left you and took your tractor and all the moonshine doesn’t mean this will be the fate of Bill and his wife

I am at my most vulnerable when I'm pooping and want to be alone, my wife likes to torment me while I'm on the toilet.

Poopy soupy

@@jesselejarzar5114 ask her for a blumpkin

you sir are living the best life possible

Right 😂

It won't be as good. Hell.sometinees even bill gets a bit boring on his own. This works great cuz they feed off one another. That's the beauty of it

Yeah, I agree. My husband of 26 years and I (our phones are synced and we've never bothered to change the youtube account name from his) have 3 girls, ranged teenage to adult, and no matter how hard I try, and they too, we just can't get it right. It may come off (for most of us who care, not the women who are just inconsiderate and don't give a fat fuck) as flippant, but it isn't. It just seems to be an impossibility no matter how early you start. It is some kind of weird time management glitch in our brains, I think. Some women may balk at this idea, but oh well. That's my take on it.

But the on time is late thing...well, that just kinda makes you a dick about that lolol

@@brianmattingly3204 I'm not a dick to them about anything especially one of my ticks/OCD's. One of the many frustrating flaws that drives me into crazy town in my fucked up dome. I get like that I just talk shit about douchebags that are judgemental, rude, close minded, hateful people, like you, they are my girls that I have and always be there for anything @ any time. And they know it and love it, hope you accidentally come into contact with one, they would chew you up and spit you out, leaving you crying in a puddle of shame and your shit, just like they do to anyone that has ever tried to push them to do anything they don't want. Thanks for your concern, but fuck you, unless you personally know someone careful what you say to people, you never know, the small looking person may turn out to be a sleeping giant from your nightmares and when you would find that out it would be to late to stop it. I wouldn't want that for anyone, however if this happens I hope this comes to the front of your mind as you are brought down from your pedestal onto the same level as the rest of us you look down upon.

@@brianmattingly3204 yup, they have tried to get better, and have started @ 45mins late every time, now it tends to be no later than about 15, that's awesome in my opinion. I will never hold a person flaws against them if they are knowingly trying to better themselves, however I can't stand someone who makes excuse to blame their flaws on anyone holding on to some ridiculous notion that it's someone else's fault or this is just how I am. I believe we all have negative aspects about ourselves, but also have the possibility of a boundless love for everyone and everything, the truth to a happy life is to be aware and try w/ your hole heart and life to achieve this true loving self. Not an easy outlook to have for the current times, but I know I can't be the only person feeling this way, so for my children to all the small people through school, who's slumbering giant I became no matter the possible outcomes of the fights, never been able to stand by and watch that type of shit. Much love, even when I talk shit to everyone, I just want people to think for themselves and not what has been programed into the head by the media or others.

It’s called being responsible and considering the value of others’ time; something not required of most females.

She will take him for 75% of his money in the divorce, and he will be left there listening to his old bits, wondering why he ever got married

@@timothyeubanks32100 I remember people saying this shit in 2013, anyday now.........

Have you never known anyone who was married for 10+ years and got a divorce? Lol. Once you hit the decade mark, that places more items in play in court. Sorta like the policeman that has been wanting to retire for the last 3 years, but needs to put in just a few more for his pension, she will stick it out for a few more years 😆

@@timothyeubanks32100good luck waiting for that.

@@timothyeubanks32100 I hope that wishing for a tragic end to a healthy relationship makes you feel happy, it certainly seems like you need a boost you miserable bastard.

Typo nia

You sir are an Idiot. lol

@joiganja - Yep! What with seeing her wipe her ass, not washing her hands and the god damn awful smell she left it just put me right of her at that point in time. What can I say - I'm easily disgusted!

wtf why would someone go take a poop while someone else is in the shower?? ive been w my husband for 8 years and id still never poop if hes in the room w me...

Yeah that’s a red flag