Bill Burr - Attic Farts 

I'd love to be Bills closest neighbor "He's screaming again."

loved the yelling intro

I don't think Bill can top that epic intro.

"If he wasn't on the front-fucking-lines with a flamethrower, fuck him." LMAO

"You wanna fuckin play old man!? YOU WANNA DANCE!?!?" LOL

Hey, it's Bill Burr and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(*voice crack*)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-- what's going on?

"Is that what Jesus teaches you? Fart 3 times on a 50 min flight"

YOU WANNA DANCE, OLD MAN!?

that intro killed me. "ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" lmfao

It was just moth balls ,old toys, greatest generation fart..!!

"now it's in you, it's in you, it's in your bloodstream" ahahahahahahaha

That scream in the intro slayed me!

This was one of the best Bill Burr segments EVAH!!! 😂👍

oh god the screaming at the beginning hahaha

Listening to this while doing overhead tricep extensions almost dropped the 45 pound weight when he said “turning the other cheek, no pun intended” that made me laugh so hard

Korean Conflict farts lmao

Omg...I laughed way too hard when u said the fart smelled like an attic & old toys😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bill, please open all Thursday podcasts like that.

that intro scared the shit out of my cat lmao

@5:18 "He was sitting there not reacting to shit." No pun intended, BEFORE the 'turn the other cheek' no pun intended lol.

1:54 MMPC that Smashing Pumpkins reference was funny as hell 😂

I was dying listening to this lol. Fuck sakes I almost choked.

laughing my fucking ass off, oh my gob my abs are slightly hurting, its been a while since thats happened

Reminds me of a flight from DC to Chicago, this guy in front of me was just ripping wicked ass the whole time, and keeps getting coffee to fuel the fire! Stop drinking the fucking coffee!!

0:11 when you hear a Stuka comin at you.

"Hard boiled eggs in a fuckin outhouse" I'm dying!!

This was the best clip ever, cherry on top was the (Cammando) Arnold impression.

Love the intro 🤞🏾🙏🏾😭

Omg, had to pause this, laughing so fucken hard! Bill ur the greatest!

I lose my shit everytime he yells away from the mic😂😂

The Brilliance of Bill Burr !!

I love Bill so much. Cheers me up

"And now....IT'S IN YOU!!"

Ahahahaha That intro, though 🤣

Enjoyed the candid "I might be off here. "

That intro dude xD

best intro

0:08 My favorite part!!

hard boiled eggs in a out house lmaoooooooooooooo

Geez this dude's got a temper 🤣

Intro sounded like an actual air-horn/siren for a second tbh.

The air-raid siren intro was gold.

This segment had me crying laughing. Start to finish the intro, the screaming. 😂😂😂😂😂

"Hard boiled eggs in an outhouse" Jesus fuck my face hurts.

“Idgaf if he fought in world war 2”😂😂😂

90% sure that old man was Mr. James Norton in disguise just ripping gassers.

Bill is the best

Best intros in the biz

What the Hell Bill everytime I thought you were gonna stop screaming you kept going and I love it 😂

Totally relevant, listening to this at the airport.

Commando, Bill. Commando.

"Stick it up your mom's box over there podcast" 😂😂

That was "Commando" not "Raw Deal", and Lake Superior never gives up her dead, not Lake Michigan.

"fart at fucking sea level" 😂😂😂

greatest intro of all time

Can you imagine being his neighbor and hearing when he yells and shit hahahs

Turn the other cheek😂😂

1:52 EVERYTHING WE SUSPECTED IS TRUE

These rants would make for good F is for family episodes, can’t you all just see frank Murphy going off

Haha he yelled for so long at the beginning that he forgot what the line was

This is perfection 😂😂😂 farting at sea level

"You wanna dance!!"

Thought I saw you @ Mets/Dodgers game sitting next to Bill Mahr. Larry King was in first row. Go Mets or Cubs! (Red Sox fan from MA)

that was Commando bill, not Raw Deal

clicking on this video hears a t-rex waking up in the morning

7:40 Talking about a show case that was poorly run and the guy in charge gave him shit... awesome. Your right man... some people are too egotistical I can imagine in your business the regular work bs gets amplified.

now this is fart comedy

Bill sounded like he randomly detected a ballistic threat incoming on his base of operations

1:54 lmao bill singing a billy song

''Dont interrupt my friend, his dead thiiireeed'' hahahahahahahah

Turning the other cheek 🤣

This shit has me dying laughing. XD XD XD

Awesome that youll be in dayton

Bill has so many funny airplane stories.

Bill goes ssj

Congrats on 30k subs

Bill *Turnin the other cheek* burr

that scream sounded like a tornado/ air raid siren lol wtf

Sounds like Bill felt like he was about to recycle ♻️ what he just smelled

“I love djizzas what do I know, f*cking farting there you go.” 👌🏻

Nobody can rant about geezer farts like BB

Yeah bill you’ll take those farts and you’ll like it

Bahaha. Great detective work Bill. def was him. This is a rant of Biblical proportions

Nia stepped on his toes, that's why he screamed there

"Korean Conflict Farts"

Come to florida

It’s in you and you blood Hahahah

0:09 the purge has officially begun

This was really hard to work out to 😂😂😂

That was Commando when Schwarzenegger bent over to tie his shoe and then elbowed the guy in the face

Awwww, old people don’t have the rectal strength to hold it anymore

"This fuckin' guys Korean conflict farts"

And immamaaaaaaaaahhhhhbbaababababababbmmmmmmm how you doin..just checkin in on ya..!!

Google " Soylent farts"

For some reason I always picture bill being the devil and complaining about humans hahaha

I know people who will start a fight over a fart

Lol fucking Bill Burr fire truck siren

I had the Stella farts one morning after a dirty night on the devil sweat. I was in a store and I dropped the bomb right next to my pregnant girlfriend. I walked off liked a terrorist leaving a suitcase bomb. Just as my girlfriend realises she's right in the middle of ground zero a black woman walks past, sniffs the air, almost throws up and gives my Mrs the dirtiest look you can imagine. XD Best fart I ever did.

The greatest generation doesn't apologize for shit bill, literally

Great idea, come back with a counter-fart