00:00 - Do I sound Crazy? 04:00 - It's All a Scam 10:10 - Spy Cars 16:00 - Why stores want your information 32:00 - Cash vs Card 39:27 - ''..Grab 'em by the pussy'' 47:51 - Bitcoin 58:48 - Listener's girlfriend not interested in conspiracy. 01:07:57 - Give Them The Sun 01:17:50 - They'll keep us alive to oil the robots. 01:46:18 - Fingerprint surveillance 01:48:01 - Microchip surveillance/ Printer error 02:09:03 - You know what's funny about the New World Order? 02:21:56 - Why do you need to know where I live? 02:51:10 - Rich People Tax Exemption 03:11:11 - Unplug that thing! 03:28:08 - Self driving cars 03:39:50 - Nixon 03:46:00 - Apple staff suicides 03:53:25 - Spying on future Presidents 03:57:30 - Our food supply 04:00:50 - Sightseeing at The Pentagon 04:12:48 - Bankers sentenced to death 04:16:50 - Airport X-Rays 04:21:26 - Joe Rogan / Illuminati / Horses 04:33:06 - VR Headsets 04:47:04 - If I Was a Dictator 04:51:30 - Doomsday Stockpiling .. 04:55:21 - Why do you need my phone number? 05:01:28 - Moon Landing - 9/11 vs. Joe DeRosa 05:12:23 - Apple vs FBI 05:17:01 - The Bank 05:32:18 - Goldman Sachs insider trading
@@josephdavis5972 so many fake ones, and wrong ones, but also a heap of ones with a lot of substance to them, unfortunately many people treat all of them the same.
does anyone remember a book bill would always bring up that he read about how CIA bankers would overthrow foreign governments by destabilizing their economy ? Im killing myself looking for it
I’m kind of new to Bill Burr. Perhaps I’ve been living in a cave. I love his stand up, and now I like his podcasts and commentary. He is not prideful- he admits his lack of knowledge. But he has wisdom.
@@GerryAustin1978 around 2016-17 and patrice back in 2009 also predicted a pandemic to grab control of people, he even got sars correct, shit is crazy.
Traffic Lights Are Racist And Mysogynistic he’s a like a brother i’ve never had. Always funny, helps me out when i’m down and even when he’s talking about the crazy conspiracy, he approaches it with the realest logic.
This video came out with perfect timing, I just strarted getting in to Illuminati conspiracies and now my favorite comedian can put it all in better terms for me. This vid deserves a shit ton of views
atherin29 its not a conspiracy. theres documented evidence of the elite consolidating their powers for their own gain. it really isnt a big secret to figure out unless youve only ever consumed mainstream news
THE ONLY Johnson yep, seconded for Mr M. Have you found OneRadioNetwork? .. Especially Andrew Gause & The Real World of Money he is on point with what is going on..
@@ELPRES1DENTE45 you right. GC laught people in their faces and they clapped hands and laght, because they thought he is talking about the person sitting next, but them
Why do i feel like im living in the making of some conspiracy history hearing bill burr speak? Like 40 years from now he’ll be revered as a philosopher lmao
joeyripswell I would argue that he is the best comic alive. Show me someone who can talk about the dark reality of the world, make you understand it, and still make you piss yourself laughing.. Thats a fucking stand up.. None of this Aziz Ansari Amy Schumer bullshit.. This is meaningful content.
There’s no might be about it. He is Carlin 2.0 He got my attention with the humor, and reminded me later, that there’s a difference between living, and bread and circuses.
When a video rental store wanted my Social Security number, I walked out. All of the clerks were teenagers, and nothing was locked up. I don't give out my Soc Sec #.
This whole Jesus thing is a tool to disempower the masses to feel like were not worthy and just to sit back and do nothing while the elite carry out their plan for depopulation and complete control over the people who are left. Just keep waiting for superman Jesus to fix it all. This is part of the plan. People write books not God or nature or whatever it is.
@@selfishstockton6123 Selfish Stockton is it though? Those in power make actions every day that worsen the lives of people and the planet. They dont just sit, pray, and hope. No they do. They tell you to just sit, pray, and hope. While keeping us all aslave.
@@josephdavis5972 thé thing about Jesus is that (IMO) , He is true and so are all the prophecies. Then the New Testament came and told everyone to sit back and do nothing about all the evil, and the sins are covered by Jesus. I personally don’t believe in that. I’m more Old Testament
op the earth IS flat, go look up Rob Skiba, he’s great with demolishing the current held paradigm most of the world believes in, decieving the whole world, no wonder the Bible spoke of a grand deception in the last days and I believe we are in it. Hence why they are desperate to cover it up. Hence why you’ve heard it being ridiculed constantly since 2015 or so. Why NASA and others have ramped up their efforts to get others to believe their bull. The fact water ALWAYS finds its level and there has never been curvature recorder should be enough to disprove the (Baal) I mean the Guinness book obliterates the Ball once you try to calculate the curvature with the curvature equation we have to measure said curvature, once you’ve done the math, then see how much curvature should be there, then grab a good enough camera or even with your naked eye, we SHOULD NOT see things we most definitely DO see..
In two days after finding this video and in two settings i listened to this entire collection of rants and i enjoyed every minute of it. This is perfect listening music while i was playing Legend of Zelda Breathe of the Wild.
Mike Keller so you find it ridiculous obviously, but the cashless society is happening right before your very eyes, I mean I can’t even go to the corner store to get a coffee without a mask or a debit or credit card, no more cash. Then go read the scriptures. No man big or small, rich or poor, free or bond, may buy or sell without the mark” etc etc, not only that but the scriptures were written 2000 years ago, predicting absolutely everything happening RIGHT NOW in our lifetimes, yet all you do is find it ridiculous and laugh it off? The arrogance and pride of some people absolutely baffles me. To see these things right in your face affecting everyone’s lives in the entire world, yet all you can do is laugh. Find it too crazy to be true...if I didn’t know any better I would call you a paid agent but you don’t sound like those people, you just sound ignorant and blissfully unaware of your surroundings.
Winding down my day and worries and stress, Easing my mind into peace with Bill Burr, A sentence that has never ever been fucking uttered in the comedy career of Bill Burr.
Finally someone who I can put a face to the voice in my head. Everything Bill says I think exactly! It’s spooky how I think like this guy. I’ve never met anyone that does that. Lol
Alot of people knew about this, so many tried warning the people. Look at these set up riots now. Go to bitchute and look up predictive programming or agenda 21 etc, it's all happening by the UN. The Vatican, DC, and London are all city states owned by themselves, one is military one is religion and the other is banking or money powers of the world. Israel is extremely important right now building that 3rd temple for a one religion one world future, also depopulation is going to happen and AI is getting serious.
@@marpolbarder8466 its been hiding in plain site for millenias, its the devil, or baal, or whatever other cultures call. Goes so far back. Its illusions and want you to all percieve their reality which is fake and evil. Alot of people sold their soul for fame, i would never. It goes so deep. Heres an example of what THEY do when they are alone. The ny police have phootage of a high up political person in a ritual, they had a 16 yr old girl laying down, they took her face off like cut it, and they wore it in front of the girl to make her so terrified, than they kill her and drain her blood. Its a sick group of evil. The cops threw up watching it. These so called high up groups of people in the world are very evil, they. They also know how to manipulate reality to the world. You need to look into it but dont use google its heavily cencored, same with youtube. Trust me believe in god, do right and ask for forgivness etc before its too late. They seem nice during the day but in the dark they are the most wicked and they are not like us. Love god. Greatest and please show light on the evil cya
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I agree with him ... I’ve said the exact same things and have come to the same conclusions on many levels ., think what ya want , but it’s something I’ve felt for decades and the things in this world occurring now have been things I’ve felt would be occurring way back when I was a child. And when it comes to what he’s saying about people asking for the number and email in stores , agreed. I never give them my info.
@wandering_about well I said I didn't figure it would happen in my lifetime, because it sure seems to be unfolding right before our very eyes. All this covid b.s., masks, dem vs repub, BLM, spraying the skies and then it rains, etc., isn't by pure chance. Its by design. Designed by whom or what? Idk exactly but it really seems to be biblical in nature. There is def an agenda happening and we need to prepare. Prepare for the very worse, but pray for the best.
@wandering_about ur welcome. What I think, I think there's more to the story than we're being told. Whenever the news mentioned the virus, they always call it coronavirus, and not covid-19. There are many coronaviruses and one can test positive for it but not covid, as well antibodies. The language they use does matter. As for thr masks, only medical grade masks actually help to prevent the spread and u must be sick to do that. Forcing everyome to wear one isn't about protecting ppl as this isn't an Ebola outbreak. They share only the information that helps with their agenda and never opposing views, which would allow for an informed decision on our part. As here in America we are supposed to be free with protected rights and such, which is laughable but I digress, and all they doing is implementing obedience through fear tactics. Care to see a 2015 study from the NIH,gov about cloth masks? That shows the effectiveness of stopping viral infections?
when you are talking about the car going over state line and increasing the miles and a dollar for each mile in a rental car bit omg what popped into my noggin was this it sounds like a new seinfeld episode. lol
Listening to the information parts of this makes me want to become a ghost and go off the grid lol. My phone number and email is in every damn corporation lol
Only you could have 5 solid hours of conspiracy talk, and even though it’s been edited, there’s still zero fat on it as you say. And it’s essentially you just talking to yourself like a weirdo. And even though you’re old, grumpy, and probably a little senile, you’re an amazing comedian and you’re so dialed in. One of the greats you are, Bildo. One of the few people who can just talk, and talk, and everything you say is hilarious, usually while you’re just freestyling off the dome. Your insight, and understanding of topics you breakdown is unique, and always relevant, and usually always spot on. You’re like the trashier, more pastier Aristotle. Thanks again for your ability to discuss and articulate topics. Because of that, don’t underestimate the crowd that truly have the same outlooks. Most of the time you’re speaking about a topic, I usually agree with most of it. You just have a way better way of breaking it down. Sometimes your insight allows me to think or understand a topic even more deeply. You’re the shit, Bildo.
I’m down to my last hour listening to this video! I would love to sit and talk with BB about everything! And I swear there won’t be a dull moment at all! BB you are the last McCoy and no one comes close to you! You are a fucking Legend! 💯
Just shy of an hour in, Bill reading an email from a dude who lays out 2-3 sentences comparing modern America to 18th century France & follows it up with, “...familiar?” Holy f*ck - I had half a mouth full of food, just taken a sip of water. Bill’s response has me lookin at my dog’s ass covered in what came outta my mouth, nose, & I’m still finishing up my laugh as I wrote this. 😂🤣 You’re a f*ckin’ National Treasure Mr. Burr. Wow.
I feel your pain bro... I took a break from the "truth" community and feel more balanced now... Also realized i 100% believed some bullshit after a fresh new look at some dot connections... There's lies in the truth community how is that not a guaranteed mindfuck on a trip down the rabbit hole
These aren't conspiracies, these are valid observations of things being done openly and that become more spot on as time goes on. The small observation about stores wanting your information, it's every fucking store. I bought something the other day and the lady wanted all my information, I just curtly said: "Remember back when I'd give you the money and you'd give me the product? Let's do that again". And then she took a small surprised breath, nodded, I handed the money, she handed me the product and I was out of there in seconds.
"If you aren't doing anything wrong, what's the problem?" "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little bit of temporary safety deserve neither." - Benjamin Franklin
Bill, I think you would be proud of me.... I did this with you in mind. A company that I buy stuff from put some bullshit screen saying that I must agree to their "cookie" policy to proceed purchasing. Well, fuck that... so I wrote back and sent them a bill for $100. If they want to put something in my computer they need to pay me rent.
