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Bill Burr: Conspiracy Compilation 

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@cultcomedy.
@cultcomedy. 6 лет назад
00:00 - Do I sound Crazy? 04:00 - It's All a Scam 10:10 - Spy Cars 16:00 - Why stores want your information 32:00 - Cash vs Card 39:27 - ''..Grab 'em by the pussy'' 47:51 - Bitcoin 58:48 - Listener's girlfriend not interested in conspiracy. 01:07:57 - Give Them The Sun 01:17:50 - They'll keep us alive to oil the robots. 01:46:18 - Fingerprint surveillance 01:48:01 - Microchip surveillance/ Printer error 02:09:03 - You know what's funny about the New World Order? 02:21:56 - Why do you need to know where I live? 02:51:10 - Rich People Tax Exemption 03:11:11 - Unplug that thing! 03:28:08 - Self driving cars 03:39:50 - Nixon 03:46:00 - Apple staff suicides 03:53:25 - Spying on future Presidents 03:57:30 - Our food supply 04:00:50 - Sightseeing at The Pentagon 04:12:48 - Bankers sentenced to death 04:16:50 - Airport X-Rays 04:21:26 - Joe Rogan / Illuminati / Horses 04:33:06 - VR Headsets 04:47:04 - If I Was a Dictator 04:51:30 - Doomsday Stockpiling .. 04:55:21 - Why do you need my phone number? 05:01:28 - Moon Landing - 9/11 vs. Joe DeRosa 05:12:23 - Apple vs FBI 05:17:01 - The Bank 05:32:18 - Goldman Sachs insider trading
@louzer2566
@louzer2566 6 лет назад
Cult Comedy God bless u sir !
@BulletsAndBloomers
@BulletsAndBloomers 6 лет назад
Huge thanks and respekt this kept me entertained for roughly five hours fourty minutes...
@jaketaylor5754
@jaketaylor5754 6 лет назад
Bless you. I appreciate the effort. Enjoyed it!
@dfswhip
@dfswhip 6 лет назад
no, you don't sound crazy, dude.
@tehjamerz
@tehjamerz 6 лет назад
Cult Comedy thanks for the upload and a special thanks for this comment with timestamps
@stpatty319
@stpatty319 6 лет назад
The fact that this is 5 hours long is funny enough
@josephdavis5972
@josephdavis5972 6 лет назад
Could have been 10 hours and you couldn't cover all of the actual conspiracies that are going on.
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 5 лет назад
Hahaha yeah! When I first saw this I thought, “ok, this is probably going to be like 30 min tops...”😁
@br1729
@br1729 5 лет назад
And funny the whole way!
@patg9754
@patg9754 4 года назад
@@josephdavis5972 so many fake ones, and wrong ones, but also a heap of ones with a lot of substance to them, unfortunately many people treat all of them the same.
@scotdelarino3
@scotdelarino3 4 года назад
Is it only 5 hours long? I feel asleep 4 times, I thought it was a week long...
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy 6 лет назад
Whoever made this compilation, you are a beast. God bless
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy 5 лет назад
does anyone remember a book bill would always bring up that he read about how CIA bankers would overthrow foreign governments by destabilizing their economy ? Im killing myself looking for it
@elfuego7317
@elfuego7317 5 лет назад
@@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy that sounds sick i wanna find that
@wearewaves3106
@wearewaves3106 5 лет назад
@@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy "Confessions of an Economic Hit Man" - John Perkins
@wearewaves3106
@wearewaves3106 5 лет назад
@@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy If you really want to get worked up, pick this one up as well. "The Creature from Jekyll Island" - G Edward Griffin
@br1729
@br1729 5 лет назад
Yes, honestly, a lot of work. Kudos.
@dpsrush
@dpsrush 4 года назад
This is like the voice memos spread around a post-apocalypse video game world, that you piece together what happened before
@IIEthanGamingII
@IIEthanGamingII 4 года назад
Oh my god
@akkros707
@akkros707 4 года назад
😐
@smileydog5941
@smileydog5941 3 года назад
"There's gonna be a plague"
@crabman2020
@crabman2020 3 года назад
Poetry here!
@Josh7Aran
@Josh7Aran 3 года назад
You are so on point that it is sacary
@SethD9964
@SethD9964 6 лет назад
I'm getting worried that as I get older this guy makes more sense.
@nah6430
@nah6430 5 лет назад
I'm not even an adult and he makes sense lol
@mrmac5516
@mrmac5516 5 лет назад
Jokes out of facts...
@asparrow9876
@asparrow9876 5 лет назад
@@nah6430 Coming from someone with your username, I'd expect nothing less. Keep going & good work. Live long & prosper. Godspeed.
@jmichaeljj
@jmichaeljj 5 лет назад
The older one gets give you a better perspective
@king-emperorbotolfzainisem730
@king-emperorbotolfzainisem730 5 лет назад
Im not -- im 25 and have agreed with this sort of stuff since i was in 3rd grade My grandparents said this sort of shit way back in the day
@joestar6194
@joestar6194 4 года назад
Protect Bill Burr at all cost.
@NBM3
@NBM3 3 года назад
NATIONAL TREASURE !!!
@123UNFILTERED
@123UNFILTERED 3 года назад
Okay I will.
@Tyrant96
@Tyrant96 2 года назад
Burr For President 2022uuuuuuu!!! Hahaha
@DweeD1516
@DweeD1516 2 года назад
Pretty sure Ol' Billy Badass is protecting himself just fine lol
@Tribecasoothsayer
@Tribecasoothsayer 3 года назад
I’m kind of new to Bill Burr. Perhaps I’ve been living in a cave. I love his stand up, and now I like his podcasts and commentary. He is not prideful- he admits his lack of knowledge. But he has wisdom.
@VPXM2012
@VPXM2012 3 года назад
You can derive knowledge from any wisdom 👍
@CarlosLeon-he2fk
@CarlosLeon-he2fk 3 года назад
"I talked to a banker in a titty bar and he agreed with everything I said", brilliant!
@SiriusCygnus
@SiriusCygnus 4 года назад
"i think a plague is coming" lol he was on the money there. 1:32:55
@drewinsur7321
@drewinsur7321 2 года назад
@@GerryAustin1978 around 2016-17 and patrice back in 2009 also predicted a pandemic to grab control of people, he even got sars correct, shit is crazy.
@jaredvennett4036
@jaredvennett4036 6 лет назад
I just listened to the whole thing in one sitting... i should get a life
@jaketaylor5754
@jaketaylor5754 6 лет назад
gantur purevsuren don't feel bad, Burr has become the Carlin of this era. For people like you and me, he is a teacher.
@jaredvennett4036
@jaredvennett4036 6 лет назад
Traffic Lights Are Racist And Mysogynistic he’s a like a brother i’ve never had. Always funny, helps me out when i’m down and even when he’s talking about the crazy conspiracy, he approaches it with the realest logic.
@tshiamokoosimile4018
@tshiamokoosimile4018 6 лет назад
gantur purevsuren who is watching the real poeple
@bensdadfrank
@bensdadfrank 6 лет назад
You nailed it. He picked up the mantle from Carlin. There’s a great big club, and you ain’t fucking in it!
@PaPaPain.
@PaPaPain. 6 лет назад
na lifes are overrated
@Doorito_
@Doorito_ 4 года назад
Just picked a random part and he’s ranting about never having to replace pencils sharpeners lmao
@mikescully6546
@mikescully6546 3 года назад
Pure gold
@vansdan.
@vansdan. 2 года назад
best part
@checkHook93
@checkHook93 5 лет назад
This guy is quickly becoming my favorite comedian.
@tact1calbanana388
@tact1calbanana388 4 года назад
@malik p yeah dude everything old is always better always
@mullet182
@mullet182 3 года назад
Way to go, you must be an early adopter 🤣
@atherin29
@atherin29 6 лет назад
This video came out with perfect timing, I just strarted getting in to Illuminati conspiracies and now my favorite comedian can put it all in better terms for me. This vid deserves a shit ton of views
@CHIEFS_DYNASTY_
@CHIEFS_DYNASTY_ 6 лет назад
atherin29 its not a conspiracy. theres documented evidence of the elite consolidating their powers for their own gain. it really isnt a big secret to figure out unless youve only ever consumed mainstream news
@atherin29
@atherin29 6 лет назад
Didn't mean to say conspiracy. I misused the word, I just meant to say I'm just getting into videos about the Illuminati
@johnshore3095
@johnshore3095 6 лет назад
THE ONLY Johnson yep, seconded for Mr M. Have you found OneRadioNetwork? .. Especially Andrew Gause & The Real World of Money he is on point with what is going on..
@johnshore3095
@johnshore3095 6 лет назад
atherin29 I am convinced "Conspiracy Theorist" is an MK Ultra mind control trigger word for most of the unawoke masses 😴
@wowza935
@wowza935 6 лет назад
Better unreasonably late than never,i suppose.
@jaketaylor5754
@jaketaylor5754 6 лет назад
Five and a half hours!? Haha! This is why I love this guy.
@nopeteys2424
@nopeteys2424 5 лет назад
Jake Taylor I don’t think I’ve talked for five hours about anything other than boobs in my entire life and this guy has that much on conspiracies haha
@jimsarge3id359
@jimsarge3id359 5 лет назад
If Bill had a five hour special you should be able to roll a 1/4 keg in with ya and a oz of weed.
@sk8erboi201020102010
@sk8erboi201020102010 6 лет назад
My favorite Bill Burr compilation
@jbussa
@jbussa 5 лет назад
If you give them the sun, they will bill you for casting a shadow. lol
@kamenanew9867
@kamenanew9867 4 года назад
So real
@randygarbrecht3185
@randygarbrecht3185 3 года назад
And charge you daily for the bill and hourly for the late charges. Fucking scoundrels
@TimCLewis
@TimCLewis 3 года назад
They're gonna BILL you for casting a shadow
@teddy_bearc_bolten3885
@teddy_bearc_bolten3885 6 лет назад
I learned more in this video about life, government, politics, and the world than I did in 13 years of public schooling
@bekkigray970
@bekkigray970 5 лет назад
That's how they do us. 🎭
@engineeredaccess6026
@engineeredaccess6026 5 лет назад
5 hours long and probably didn't name the jew once.
@spol
@spol 4 года назад
of course. that's the most important part of taking over the world.
@ZekeMan62
@ZekeMan62 4 года назад
@@engineeredaccess6026 He's not going to bite the hand that feeds him.
@drinkthekoolaidkids
@drinkthekoolaidkids 4 года назад
That's not hard to believe .
@likwid_kulture
@likwid_kulture 4 года назад
I want a whole 1 hour special about conspiracies. Bill burr is this generations George Carlin.
@gooseneck1711
@gooseneck1711 3 года назад
Watch the hidden secrets of money
@ELPRES1DENTE45
@ELPRES1DENTE45 3 года назад
Nah. He's this generation's Bill Burr.
@andreazo2
@andreazo2 3 года назад
@@ELPRES1DENTE45 you right. GC laught people in their faces and they clapped hands and laght, because they thought he is talking about the person sitting next, but them
@jackrotz2139
@jackrotz2139 3 года назад
I agree we need comedians like that
@jamiewilson5162
@jamiewilson5162 2 года назад
Keenan, Check Out Frankie Boyle & Kevin Bridges, Both From Glasgow!!!
@commandanthogun2727
@commandanthogun2727 3 года назад
“Give oil companies the sun” that’s fucking hilarious.
@francovlla
@francovlla 3 года назад
Why do i feel like im living in the making of some conspiracy history hearing bill burr speak? Like 40 years from now he’ll be revered as a philosopher lmao
@joeyripswell
@joeyripswell 6 лет назад
billy might be the best comic alive. the black and white special is perfection
@jaketaylor5754
@jaketaylor5754 6 лет назад
joeyripswell I would argue that he is the best comic alive. Show me someone who can talk about the dark reality of the world, make you understand it, and still make you piss yourself laughing.. Thats a fucking stand up.. None of this Aziz Ansari Amy Schumer bullshit.. This is meaningful content.
@GodyP
@GodyP 6 лет назад
Dave Chappelle
@trdacy
@trdacy 6 лет назад
him and doug standhope
@elcypher6102
@elcypher6102 6 лет назад
Yeah I think he's the best right now even Stanhope, Uncle Joey and Bert say it.
@bensdadfrank
@bensdadfrank 6 лет назад
There’s no might be about it. He is Carlin 2.0 He got my attention with the humor, and reminded me later, that there’s a difference between living, and bread and circuses.
@YOg0sUn
@YOg0sUn 6 лет назад
This deserves more views. Thank you for this!
@chasemorrison2816
@chasemorrison2816 5 лет назад
I could listen to Bill Burr talk conspiracies for hours so this video is perfect.
@timdrake1080
@timdrake1080 4 года назад
227 thumbs down are all bankers. LOL
@AndresGarcia-dj8bh
@AndresGarcia-dj8bh 3 года назад
I'm not a fuckin banker
@phnix6242
@phnix6242 3 года назад
nope, its accidental misclicks on wet phones becaus it was raining
@YTGhostCensorshipCanSuckMe
@YTGhostCensorshipCanSuckMe 3 года назад
and a couple of saudi's
@vansdan.
@vansdan. 2 года назад
what down votes? 🤦
@johnbutler7567
@johnbutler7567 4 года назад
Bill going off on the guy who said "sound familiar?" Made my whole day
@senkoswim1421
@senkoswim1421 3 года назад
I died.
@vansdan.
@vansdan. 2 года назад
absolutely iconic
@micahjames7967
@micahjames7967 5 лет назад
When a video rental store wanted my Social Security number, I walked out. All of the clerks were teenagers, and nothing was locked up. I don't give out my Soc Sec #.
@fluG4M3
@fluG4M3 4 года назад
@Pink Snapper just takes one guy on night shift
@TechnoWaffol
@TechnoWaffol 3 года назад
Any VHS store still in business at this point is just a front.
@chrissy9153
@chrissy9153 4 года назад
Bill burr *rants about fingerprinting* Me with my thumbprint in my iPhone *😧*
@klaytonvonkluge4905
@klaytonvonkluge4905 6 лет назад
Bill Burr, my anti-hero ! He's the little slightly suspicious , cynical, dry comedic voice in all of our heads
@JoshVlogsNow
@JoshVlogsNow 6 лет назад
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@JoshVlogsNow
@JoshVlogsNow 6 лет назад
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@JoshVlogsNow
@JoshVlogsNow 6 лет назад
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@JoshVlogsNow
@JoshVlogsNow 6 лет назад
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@JoshVlogsNow 6 лет назад
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@musterionsurly
@musterionsurly 6 лет назад
some very important points made really well here, and with a lot of heart and soul and good humour.
@vrilmaxxed
@vrilmaxxed 4 года назад
I just wanna take a moment and say that bill burr is one of my favorite people ever, ever
@LokiWolfe1985
@LokiWolfe1985 5 лет назад
This goes straight into the "Valid Points" playlist. Many thanks to whatever fucking champion put this together.
@ELPRES1DENTE45
@ELPRES1DENTE45 3 года назад
It's not like it's a mystery.
@moneylong6119
@moneylong6119 6 лет назад
This shit is a standup special on it’s own
@ronzy566
@ronzy566 6 лет назад
"God forbid they're not into Jesus and Starbucks!" Best line in any podcast, context or not.
@josephdavis5972
@josephdavis5972 6 лет назад
This whole Jesus thing is a tool to disempower the masses to feel like were not worthy and just to sit back and do nothing while the elite carry out their plan for depopulation and complete control over the people who are left. Just keep waiting for superman Jesus to fix it all. This is part of the plan. People write books not God or nature or whatever it is.
@selfishstockton6123
@selfishstockton6123 5 лет назад
Joseph Davis sounds pretty self-righteous to me 🙄
@12brmien
@12brmien 5 лет назад
@@selfishstockton6123 Selfish Stockton is it though? Those in power make actions every day that worsen the lives of people and the planet. They dont just sit, pray, and hope. No they do. They tell you to just sit, pray, and hope. While keeping us all aslave.
@jacobadams5924
@jacobadams5924 4 года назад
A lot of Starbucks in the Middle East!
@Alex-iw9nf
@Alex-iw9nf 3 года назад
@@josephdavis5972 thé thing about Jesus is that (IMO) , He is true and so are all the prophecies. Then the New Testament came and told everyone to sit back and do nothing about all the evil, and the sins are covered by Jesus. I personally don’t believe in that. I’m more Old Testament
@velvetonecustomshop5026
@velvetonecustomshop5026 5 лет назад
I’ve gotta stop having Bill on in the background at my shop!! People who don’t know him are always a bit shocked!
@mareonaranch3565
@mareonaranch3565 4 года назад
You mean educated !!!
@mareonaranch3565
@mareonaranch3565 4 года назад
Shock jocks were very popular in the 90s. Tell them it's vintage.
@bobwoww8384
@bobwoww8384 Год назад
Have u did it yet? Terrific idea 🥳
@BulletsAndBloomers
@BulletsAndBloomers 6 лет назад
Thanks for the editing, must've taken a long ass time.
@entusiast1619
@entusiast1619 6 лет назад
Bill sounds like the kind of guy you would like to sit down with, get a couple of cold ones and joke about the universe.
@flipper_1969
@flipper_1969 5 лет назад
@aymen You sound like the type of bloke that I saw on Chris Hanson's show.
@matrixstrobe1176
@matrixstrobe1176 4 года назад
unfortunately you dont
@toma8219
@toma8219 4 года назад
i always think of it this way: during the war, the gestapo used to torture people for the sort of information that we are giving away for free
@millennialpodcast1438
@millennialpodcast1438 4 года назад
Since I found out that 9/11 was a plot , I was los im the rabbit hole for 4 years.. never been the same
@op-pv2nn
@op-pv2nn 4 года назад
SchnuffelWuffel Or it’s even worse than we think. The earth is flat.
@Briancamposarsenal08
@Briancamposarsenal08 4 года назад
op the earth IS flat, go look up Rob Skiba, he’s great with demolishing the current held paradigm most of the world believes in, decieving the whole world, no wonder the Bible spoke of a grand deception in the last days and I believe we are in it. Hence why they are desperate to cover it up. Hence why you’ve heard it being ridiculed constantly since 2015 or so. Why NASA and others have ramped up their efforts to get others to believe their bull. The fact water ALWAYS finds its level and there has never been curvature recorder should be enough to disprove the (Baal) I mean the Guinness book obliterates the Ball once you try to calculate the curvature with the curvature equation we have to measure said curvature, once you’ve done the math, then see how much curvature should be there, then grab a good enough camera or even with your naked eye, we SHOULD NOT see things we most definitely DO see..
@christophstuwe4330
@christophstuwe4330 2 года назад
@@Briancamposarsenal08 sometimes i really think some ppl believe this nonsense you wrote.
@nikoaguilera1960
@nikoaguilera1960 6 лет назад
That German accent at 28:05 out of no where made me lose my shit 😂
@justinbertaud854
@justinbertaud854 4 года назад
Dude this is literally getting me through work
@josebatxu32
@josebatxu32 3 года назад
“You can’t tell me they’re not still angry for the 2 pieces we gave them in the 40s” this man does not give a fuck and I love it
@jamesjustice8711
@jamesjustice8711 2 года назад
Sorry, there's no way I can listen to the entire video, but can you tell me the context behind that quote? What is he referring to? Thanks.
@sleepyswan
@sleepyswan Год назад
The 2 nuclear bombs we dropped on them ( Japan) 😆
@forddriver8827
@forddriver8827 2 года назад
Thanks, this is more entertaining than anything on tv.
@iearnjohn
@iearnjohn 6 лет назад
Thank you for the compilation
@jasonbabineau9720
@jasonbabineau9720 5 лет назад
Bill Burr is the guy that can say how it is.And you listen!
@davidmatheny398
@davidmatheny398 5 лет назад
In two days after finding this video and in two settings i listened to this entire collection of rants and i enjoyed every minute of it. This is perfect listening music while i was playing Legend of Zelda Breathe of the Wild.
@PsychokoreUndergroundRap
@PsychokoreUndergroundRap 4 года назад
playing a necro in path of diablo.. time flies
@zachdaniels1797
@zachdaniels1797 5 лет назад
stop backpedaling and asking if you're crazy. you know you're right.
@kingofrock8428
@kingofrock8428 2 года назад
"You just came in my f*kn robot"!!!.... 🤣
@christianhildebrandt8186
@christianhildebrandt8186 3 года назад
Lmao im sitting here listening to him talk about 2020 and the robot takeover here in 2020🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ELPRES1DENTE45
@ELPRES1DENTE45 3 года назад
Also, the plague...
@harvest00210
@harvest00210 5 лет назад
38:07 that’s what they want is a cashless society. “They”want everyone chipped in the words of Aaron Russo (it’s a mark).
@breAnnasmama
@breAnnasmama 5 лет назад
harvest00210 I predicted that decades ago about the chip and when I saw it several years ago - was not surprised in the slightest.
@bradbradleys6091
@bradbradleys6091 5 лет назад
We have a psychic in the house
@TheShmoodled
@TheShmoodled 5 лет назад
Kri MD bad ass.
@zalutaladusa9748
@zalutaladusa9748 4 года назад
@@breAnnasmama bible predicted it 2000 years ago tho. Book of Revelation
@Briancamposarsenal08
@Briancamposarsenal08 4 года назад
Mike Keller so you find it ridiculous obviously, but the cashless society is happening right before your very eyes, I mean I can’t even go to the corner store to get a coffee without a mask or a debit or credit card, no more cash. Then go read the scriptures. No man big or small, rich or poor, free or bond, may buy or sell without the mark” etc etc, not only that but the scriptures were written 2000 years ago, predicting absolutely everything happening RIGHT NOW in our lifetimes, yet all you do is find it ridiculous and laugh it off? The arrogance and pride of some people absolutely baffles me. To see these things right in your face affecting everyone’s lives in the entire world, yet all you can do is laugh. Find it too crazy to be true...if I didn’t know any better I would call you a paid agent but you don’t sound like those people, you just sound ignorant and blissfully unaware of your surroundings.
@cmfort2696
@cmfort2696 2 года назад
Winding down my day and worries and stress, Easing my mind into peace with Bill Burr, A sentence that has never ever been fucking uttered in the comedy career of Bill Burr.
@k.heidari5260
@k.heidari5260 4 года назад
I miss those days when bill burr was saying this stuff.
@ELPRES1DENTE45
@ELPRES1DENTE45 3 года назад
If only there were some way to record and replay such things... 🤔🤔🤔
@wnana70
@wnana70 6 лет назад
"Give them the goddamn sun.. Son" lol
@annielee9714
@annielee9714 5 лет назад
Love the way he makes himself laugh
@oldmanballer5088
@oldmanballer5088 5 лет назад
Finally someone who I can put a face to the voice in my head. Everything Bill says I think exactly! It’s spooky how I think like this guy. I’ve never met anyone that does that. Lol
@breAnnasmama
@breAnnasmama 5 лет назад
Me - Same. On so many levels. If it weren’t for the fact he’s a dude , it would be like talking to myself .. it’s scary 😂
@mareonaranch3565
@mareonaranch3565 4 года назад
@@breAnnasmama 😜😜
@taLLdavidproduction
@taLLdavidproduction 4 года назад
five and a half hours of this. So amazing
@toddmaddaline997
@toddmaddaline997 4 года назад
Absolutely awesome. Should be required listening in High School.
@BulletsAndBloomers
@BulletsAndBloomers 6 лет назад
Pure gold.
@beazy6648
@beazy6648 4 года назад
Seems like every 3rd clip has him saying “this is why I stopped with the conspiracies’ lmfao 🤣
@juliocasinillo3025
@juliocasinillo3025 6 лет назад
wow! someone actually made this.. awesome!
@LukeBrown6669
@LukeBrown6669 4 года назад
Bill: don’t you love it better when i talk sports? Me: NOOOO, DEAR LORD NOO!
@Sraye
@Sraye 5 лет назад
Imagine, if his daughter says one day, "Daddy, I wanna be a banker when I grow up."
@zumarock007
@zumarock007 5 лет назад
Sraye 😂 that will be hilarious 😂
@joshualangdon6010
@joshualangdon6010 4 года назад
All of a sudden bill was childless once again.
@DailyCorvid
@DailyCorvid 2 года назад
They don't want to be bankers they want to divorce the bankers
@johnbaker9508
@johnbaker9508 4 года назад
if you think i am going to sit here and listen to bill burr ranting about conspiracy for 5 hours then you are absolutely right!
@andrezweerus5451
@andrezweerus5451 4 года назад
Damn, with this Corona stuff, Billy is sounding more and more like Nostradamous....
@JG-jh4fh
@JG-jh4fh 4 года назад
Alot of people knew about this, so many tried warning the people. Look at these set up riots now. Go to bitchute and look up predictive programming or agenda 21 etc, it's all happening by the UN. The Vatican, DC, and London are all city states owned by themselves, one is military one is religion and the other is banking or money powers of the world. Israel is extremely important right now building that 3rd temple for a one religion one world future, also depopulation is going to happen and AI is getting serious.
@marpolbarder8466
@marpolbarder8466 4 года назад
@@JG-jh4fh if they have so Much Power why they have to hide to show their Power?
@JG-jh4fh
@JG-jh4fh 4 года назад
@@marpolbarder8466 its been hiding in plain site for millenias, its the devil, or baal, or whatever other cultures call. Goes so far back. Its illusions and want you to all percieve their reality which is fake and evil. Alot of people sold their soul for fame, i would never. It goes so deep. Heres an example of what THEY do when they are alone. The ny police have phootage of a high up political person in a ritual, they had a 16 yr old girl laying down, they took her face off like cut it, and they wore it in front of the girl to make her so terrified, than they kill her and drain her blood. Its a sick group of evil. The cops threw up watching it. These so called high up groups of people in the world are very evil, they. They also know how to manipulate reality to the world. You need to look into it but dont use google its heavily cencored, same with youtube. Trust me believe in god, do right and ask for forgivness etc before its too late. They seem nice during the day but in the dark they are the most wicked and they are not like us. Love god. Greatest and please show light on the evil cya
@marpolbarder8466
@marpolbarder8466 4 года назад
@@JG-jh4fh thank you. If i May can you link me some information about these stories.
@JG-jh4fh
@JG-jh4fh 4 года назад
@@marpolbarder8466 sure
@noble20xx56
@noble20xx56 5 лет назад
Bill's laugh is hilarious! 😁 It's just so devious and shit.
@BH-cr5uo
@BH-cr5uo 3 года назад
Tjtetjj%wwfwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wawa a was a Wawa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa was aa Wawa was Wawa aaaaawawwaaaawwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssw was (typo)
@CJ_YT.
@CJ_YT. 2 года назад
@@BH-cr5uo fair enough
@elainebenes3068
@elainebenes3068 5 лет назад
Great listening for me as a problem sleeper. Thanks a million
@breAnnasmama
@breAnnasmama 5 лет назад
I agree with him ... I’ve said the exact same things and have come to the same conclusions on many levels ., think what ya want , but it’s something I’ve felt for decades and the things in this world occurring now have been things I’ve felt would be occurring way back when I was a child. And when it comes to what he’s saying about people asking for the number and email in stores , agreed. I never give them my info.
@f360speedhoodkinghotrods7
@f360speedhoodkinghotrods7 4 года назад
Kri MD / because your an intuitive... probably lived thru this before...☆☆☆
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 4 года назад
Lemme get them digits
@ediciusbizaar4977
@ediciusbizaar4977 4 года назад
I have felt the same all of my life...but I never did believe it would happen in my lifetime! But now...
@ediciusbizaar4977
@ediciusbizaar4977 4 года назад
@wandering_about well I said I didn't figure it would happen in my lifetime, because it sure seems to be unfolding right before our very eyes. All this covid b.s., masks, dem vs repub, BLM, spraying the skies and then it rains, etc., isn't by pure chance. Its by design. Designed by whom or what? Idk exactly but it really seems to be biblical in nature. There is def an agenda happening and we need to prepare. Prepare for the very worse, but pray for the best.
@ediciusbizaar4977
@ediciusbizaar4977 4 года назад
@wandering_about ur welcome. What I think, I think there's more to the story than we're being told. Whenever the news mentioned the virus, they always call it coronavirus, and not covid-19. There are many coronaviruses and one can test positive for it but not covid, as well antibodies. The language they use does matter. As for thr masks, only medical grade masks actually help to prevent the spread and u must be sick to do that. Forcing everyome to wear one isn't about protecting ppl as this isn't an Ebola outbreak. They share only the information that helps with their agenda and never opposing views, which would allow for an informed decision on our part. As here in America we are supposed to be free with protected rights and such, which is laughable but I digress, and all they doing is implementing obedience through fear tactics. Care to see a 2015 study from the NIH,gov about cloth masks? That shows the effectiveness of stopping viral infections?
@psychozulu
@psychozulu 6 лет назад
5 hours and 40 minutes holy shit. This is gonna be awesome!
@RetroPortalStudio
@RetroPortalStudio 4 года назад
When he said.... A plague is Coming! Damn bill! 👀
@singmusicdanc
@singmusicdanc 4 года назад
when you are talking about the car going over state line and increasing the miles and a dollar for each mile in a rental car bit omg what popped into my noggin was this it sounds like a new seinfeld episode. lol
@jacobadams5924
@jacobadams5924 4 года назад
"We're giving you the sun, son..."
@beanzmatt
@beanzmatt 4 года назад
This is what I'll listen to all day at work. Nice
@checkfoldcallraise
@checkfoldcallraise 3 года назад
Listening to the information parts of this makes me want to become a ghost and go off the grid lol. My phone number and email is in every damn corporation lol
@AllFormsElectronic
@AllFormsElectronic 5 лет назад
Only you could have 5 solid hours of conspiracy talk, and even though it’s been edited, there’s still zero fat on it as you say. And it’s essentially you just talking to yourself like a weirdo. And even though you’re old, grumpy, and probably a little senile, you’re an amazing comedian and you’re so dialed in. One of the greats you are, Bildo. One of the few people who can just talk, and talk, and everything you say is hilarious, usually while you’re just freestyling off the dome. Your insight, and understanding of topics you breakdown is unique, and always relevant, and usually always spot on. You’re like the trashier, more pastier Aristotle. Thanks again for your ability to discuss and articulate topics. Because of that, don’t underestimate the crowd that truly have the same outlooks. Most of the time you’re speaking about a topic, I usually agree with most of it. You just have a way better way of breaking it down. Sometimes your insight allows me to think or understand a topic even more deeply. You’re the shit, Bildo.
@intuitivemeena
@intuitivemeena 5 лет назад
I genuinely like Bill.
@khoapham2764
@khoapham2764 5 лет назад
I’m down to my last hour listening to this video! I would love to sit and talk with BB about everything! And I swear there won’t be a dull moment at all! BB you are the last McCoy and no one comes close to you! You are a fucking Legend! 💯
@lupummoon2287
@lupummoon2287 4 года назад
Burrs daughter : Daddy I want to be a banker when I grow up. Burr : * visually explodes then implodes *
@dustencross357
@dustencross357 2 года назад
Hippocampus....... That's that University for hippos right???
@bobwoww8384
@bobwoww8384 Год назад
Faf
@KD-vg2yn
@KD-vg2yn 4 года назад
The Icelandic government is legit. ✊
@ZekeMan62
@ZekeMan62 4 года назад
The small hats are moving in there.
@HDIII
@HDIII 2 года назад
Just shy of an hour in, Bill reading an email from a dude who lays out 2-3 sentences comparing modern America to 18th century France & follows it up with, “...familiar?” Holy f*ck - I had half a mouth full of food, just taken a sip of water. Bill’s response has me lookin at my dog’s ass covered in what came outta my mouth, nose, & I’m still finishing up my laugh as I wrote this. 😂🤣 You’re a f*ckin’ National Treasure Mr. Burr. Wow.
@HAvOKn255andtoxic
@HAvOKn255andtoxic 5 лет назад
Great video to take a blunt ride too.
@PsychicFrogBoi
@PsychicFrogBoi 5 лет назад
Thats quite a long ride
@comicbookprodigy995
@comicbookprodigy995 3 года назад
@@PsychicFrogBoi Most high drives are, haha!
@adonkey1741
@adonkey1741 2 года назад
Next election everyone write in Bill Bur for president.
@ThaSoloist
@ThaSoloist 3 года назад
His comedy ages like fine wine. Dude is gonna get more and more raw. Like Carlin when he got older.
@coreytran7415
@coreytran7415 2 года назад
alwx jones raw
@cesarherrera1926
@cesarherrera1926 5 лет назад
You bust the joint out lmao best thing I ever heard
@nash0089
@nash0089 5 лет назад
Damn I was hoping this was a 5 hr video of conspiracies about Bill Burr.
@bekkigray970
@bekkigray970 5 лет назад
If you make one, I'll watch it. Lol
@jamesnunn7181
@jamesnunn7181 2 года назад
Changed his tune a lot during covid!!
@pintobiscuit
@pintobiscuit 6 лет назад
“You can tell they’re still upset from that 2-piece we gave them in the 40’s” talking about bitcoin and satoshi lol
@metal882
@metal882 5 лет назад
Bill says the shit We all think but dont say out loud because we are too scared of the looks we would get.
@joshnieman8106
@joshnieman8106 5 лет назад
“Just like those people in that movie with that guy that just died” lolz
@bradbradleys6091
@bradbradleys6091 5 лет назад
My favorite movie
@PhilRockwell
@PhilRockwell 3 года назад
I haven't heard a conspiracy yet and I m 20min in 🤦 Just some funny true sh!t you mitches. 😄😂
@ghostmkc4045
@ghostmkc4045 4 года назад
"I think a plague is coming...IDK." - Bill Burr
@foampin3081
@foampin3081 3 года назад
I agree to the entire 5 hours and 40 minutes of this rant!
@oaksoldier45
@oaksoldier45 5 лет назад
what's sad is being "Woke" is even a nightmare.
@kamwalker6296
@kamwalker6296 5 лет назад
I feel your pain bro... I took a break from the "truth" community and feel more balanced now... Also realized i 100% believed some bullshit after a fresh new look at some dot connections... There's lies in the truth community how is that not a guaranteed mindfuck on a trip down the rabbit hole
@peytonmoe5024
@peytonmoe5024 5 лет назад
Damn. It’s crazy this is similar to how I feel to
@peytonmoe5024
@peytonmoe5024 5 лет назад
Kay Walker just asking. What are some things you feel are bullshit? You don’t have to write me a fuckin essay or anything unless you want to
@kamwalker6296
@kamwalker6296 5 лет назад
@@peytonmoe5024 I think it was a celebrity or politician being transgender or reptilian (Still believe some might be)
@f360speedhoodkinghotrods7
@f360speedhoodkinghotrods7 4 года назад
Yup, the shitshow is real...☆☆☆
@dhop3419
@dhop3419 2 года назад
Did he actually add the bite after the “that’s right iceman I am dangerous”? Lmfao
@AtlasRapture
@AtlasRapture 5 лет назад
“We’re not having that, let’s go electrocute an elephant to show how dangerous these cars are.” LOL. Freaking Edison. The George Carlin of today.
@Likexner
@Likexner 4 года назад
Edison was a dick.
@Oakshield2
@Oakshield2 Год назад
These aren't conspiracies, these are valid observations of things being done openly and that become more spot on as time goes on. The small observation about stores wanting your information, it's every fucking store. I bought something the other day and the lady wanted all my information, I just curtly said: "Remember back when I'd give you the money and you'd give me the product? Let's do that again". And then she took a small surprised breath, nodded, I handed the money, she handed me the product and I was out of there in seconds.
@robertmunson3941
@robertmunson3941 6 лет назад
bill burr is a legend
@Tom_The_Cat
@Tom_The_Cat 2 года назад
"If you aren't doing anything wrong, what's the problem?" "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little bit of temporary safety deserve neither." - Benjamin Franklin
@baron0877
@baron0877 4 года назад
48:44 - 49:16 I nearly pissed myself laughing at work
@aaronnikels5706
@aaronnikels5706 2 года назад
4:56:01 I love how Bill says that this man’s laugh is psycho when he literally laughs just like that lmao
@steveapelman8063
@steveapelman8063 4 года назад
Bill, I think you would be proud of me.... I did this with you in mind. A company that I buy stuff from put some bullshit screen saying that I must agree to their "cookie" policy to proceed purchasing. Well, fuck that... so I wrote back and sent them a bill for $100. If they want to put something in my computer they need to pay me rent.
@DailyCorvid
@DailyCorvid 2 года назад
You will receive my bill for this portion of my screen shortly :D Brilliant.
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808
@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 4 года назад
These are brilliant to get stoned and fall asleep too...all PATRICE stuff too
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