Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette: Season 1 Compilation 

yeh this is better then every episode of jerrys slop.

Haha

Fucking top notch comment

@@SENATORPAIN1 The one with Bill was pretty good.

First guest: Adam Carolla

*Take a left, ya fuck*

Oh great, a fucking accident ahead.

Go fuck yourself, and do a U turn when possible.

Aw great you shithead u missed your turn, thats right make a uturn ya fairy 😂

herminio meneses i would pay good money for that

way better than stage rage

He's so funny. Yet, truthful. People are fucking idiots, some not all

I'm sure that's what his whole management team thought too🤣

@@monkadelic13 How did come up with this? A elderly stranger walking down the sidewalk and Bill goes "Look at that guy. Tell me he didn't know where Whitey Bulger was." LMAO!

I'm in 1:20 minutes, Then I started clapping my hands like a fucking seal.

I'd pack it in for the day and just be like everything I wanted to do today got done bill burr is a funny dude

lol it's me

I road raged at my teacher and when we both recognized each other we started laughing

I won't, cause I'm not a shitty driver, like most of the people. I 100% agree with the guy

@@minkrobeII awesome 🤣

To be fair angriest and nicest aren't really mutually exclusive

I notoced he's hiding his anger from everyone but the viewers.

That's the trick he vents the anger so it's doesn't all come out in one massive eruption all at once ;)

thats the typical middle age, straight, white male . That pretty much sums up our demographic right there. Ever see Gran Torino?

@RJ Cox angry white man. we are pissed off because of the stupidity that is causing everyone so much misery but nobody will listen to us and the solutions are simple. but if someone needs help we are the first to reach out a hand of compassion. go watch gran torino.

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Lol. Same here. I am so fucking impatient on the road

Yeah haha 😂😂😂so true

'apoplectic' is an even better descriptor for Bill 😂

It’s almost as if I’m watching myself!

That took me out. He says stuff that I think, but just don’t say. It’s crazy.

chaotic good

@@weirdpeopleonearth69 Ah, you beat me to it!

That's why he's so mad: his good nature isn't reciprocated.

Bill Burr is the classic angry white man. Do you know why they are angry? Because they give a damn thats why. Do you know why America is the Greatest Nation on Earth? Because angry white men give a damn. There I said it. When we are gone, this country will turn into a 3rd world shithole.

i can relate

Does he think ab how orange his face is compared to his super white ass neck and arms? He's not always right. He's great, but he fucks up.

Where do I send my application?

I got u

I can. This is pretty much how I am lol

i paused the video and i swear to god that is just a dude with long hair

That was a perfect example of road rage insanity. The follow-up with the self-reflection about racism against the bus driver was brilliant, and shows why Bill is deep down a good guy. Despite being from Boston. :D

"GET OUT THERE. That guy did nothing wrong."

And not just in the US. I'm a South African (dad), and I relate to this video SO MUCH! Maybe we get pissed off because a) there are so many more cars on the roads these days, and b) we've had so many years to perfect our driving, and we can't understand that others are so bad at it.

All comes down to respect. Respect received translates to respect given.

It's hard for people today to understand that respect is earned, never deserved.

I've done this for a while. I'm glad to know there are other's.

Do you remember the timestamp on this one?

@@Billsfans34 7:24

I fucking died right there

"They even clean up after themselves"

Legit laughed out loud on the bus

samuraimidgetsquad I mean he also knows hes supposed to be entertaining during this so hed make jokes more often than just driving around without cameras on

Not 86%?

@@reinforcedpenisstem 82% ......I calculated the specifics

Bill Burr is one of my all-time favorites, but he doesn't take up 15% of stand-up specials, so who are the other comedians you like?

I'd say it's closer to 95% ha!

Dickxon F ok this was weird as soon as i read this comment he said it holyshit

Its one way drive fockhooooo hahaha im like Bill :P

Timestamp?

@@sj0nnie 1:52

You take a north-easterner, an Irish Bostonian (which he's got to be) and put him over in California, you get what you get. I had a New Yorker as a co-worker that was half-Italian and it was the same ol' sh*t, and I loved it! (I'm an Okie from a country culture so it was even better).

lmao!

I was expecting him to say "I'm a dreaaaamah"

brilliant

The funniest fuckin part of the whole video by far! You get to see his crazy smile, right before you KNOW he’s going to go psychotic on some little thing lol Love Bill! And he’s insanely good live!

People should watch a vehicle extrication or two before getting their licenses.

Here is one. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-tBi7q85yKwo.html

The only problem with your idea is that Bill is a terrible driver. Did you watch the video?

@@kenhiett5266 ahem, THATS THE JOKE

Lmao imagine the questions on the exam "What are the rules of bike riding in LA" Answer "Get the fuck over I'm in a car you fuck!"

7:24

Yeah that one was hilarious!!!

Man, that caught me so off-guard, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

YOOOOO TOAST COMMENTED!!!!

When make a U-turn, Bill: youre not supposed to do that, unless you look both ways, and you dont see a cop!

He'd be happy to hear that.

SoCloseToToast he’s saving lives! DMV needs to take some notes

@@_D_W_ My driving instructor was so dope that once I passed on the final, as long as safety wasn't an issue, 'do what you want and get us back to the school'. I however had a regional competition Sports Car Club of America license (SCCA) and was in my open wheel racers division. I leaned over and asked, 'have you ever done a hand brake park?... no? I got ya covered."

i felt this way down, my commute strains me

Man that had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

This was going to be my comment haha. Bill is a legend

LMAO. It’s even funnier when you’ve experienced LA traffic.

That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

best joke

Hahahahaha

@@markian788 Bill drives like shit, but he does understand the rules pretty good. haha.

You're messing with powers you don't want to mess with, you mad lad lmao!

As you pass, yell out to ask him where hes going to and why

@@cat9448 *shouts into cupped hands* WHY YOU GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS BILLLLLL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

A true lunatic

I always try to ride my bike, but the people calling themselves "cyclists" drive me up the hill. Two of them ride next to each other and block the lane. They don't give a shit, and even if you ring your little bell, they act like you've just broke the Geneva convention. It's worse when you're in a car. I literally had one tell me that cars don't belong on the road. The fucking gall.

Joshua Crain Read your comment when he said it. Bang!

@@PhantomFilmAustralia omg same

No cop, no stop

Yea me too! Rageing for the same reasons and do the same things! 😡🤬😐😎😁

Classical case of: Mouth faster than brains? :P

light turns yellow: first thing to do is look in your rearview mirror to see if the guy behind you intends to make the light too... then decide to step on the gas or not.

Yup, I have tourettes when I get behind the wheel 😬🤣

He's the next road trip hippie, get outta the way coming through.

When I heard him talking about taking helicopter flying lessons my respect went way up for him. He's a great comedian so I imagine he's not waiting around for work. He makes time to take lessons to fly a chopper. Pushing the danger zone but hey, more power to him. Really like the guy.

Doubt he'd pass IMSAFE. He grounds himself every time.

Joe Wisniewski There is no A(angry) in that checklist

@@brianwilkins5673 Angry isn't an Emotion?

Nice plot twist, and honestly I'd be lying if I said I don't do the same thing

OMG!! That was such a funny comment. I can totally see that

Thats because (wife) nobody else would listen to him.

His throat is sore after ever drive

He's a Bostonian...we ALL do that!

i drive on the left lane cuz i like to go faster

it's better than hitting a red light in the right lane when you don't have to turn right and holding up everyone behind you with their blinker on

@@jamminout7671 Man that is the worst feeling

Bro you read my GODAMN soul!! And they can't even get in the right lane for 5 SECONDS for you to pass em

Amen to that my friend

Danica Patrick 18:37

@@garyha2650 Worst part. She is awful.

@eddiewinehosen Haha, you'd be surprised how long I can go on. You will beg for a timeout.

-knock knock -whos there -the kardashians -the kardashians who?

A Trakks Do you have a link? I could swear I’ve seen all of Bill’s videos on RU-vid and never saw that one

"The other two white dudes slowly drift out of frame...." Love that bit!

@@MrBoDiggety guys just hell bent on being fired!

Hahaha I was literally scrolling the comments and read yours right when he was saying this!! LOL 😆

Time well expended

That some guy will be your religion now

just like driving shotgun with dad

Nah. If I am walking and I'm the one sweating my ass off while you sit in a leather chair in air conditioning, you're the one that can wait.

@@HatedJared ur suppose to walk at a good pace you pos also Nah is not a fucking word god you sound stupid as fuck when you say that are you black

@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 Nah is a verified scrabble word. So yes, it is a word. Merriam Webster has it defined as well. Maybe dont go around the internet calling people a POS, which actually isnt a word.

@@HatedJared so because you've done shit with your life, everyone has to revolve around you?

Skippy0330, yes

Bill Burr in a Helicopter would be pretty entertaining.

@@Funkyphresh He's a pilot, you know.

@@MONDAY______ Airplane pilot or Helicopter pilot? There is a difference but no, I had no idea.

@@MONDAY______ I only know him for his brilliance in comedy.

@@Funkyphresh Helicopter.

Andrés Gómez lmao

thats his beauty... he is an asshole with awareness!

That is the best profile pic ever, even better with the name.

Fuck so true

Well, Florida does have a rich history.

It's therapeutic...

which is exactly we yell haha

Bill has a set of pipes on him, you never know, they could hear him.

Very freeing and helps you calm down

The pass on the left really sold it too =)))

Pussies...Bill Burr would be disgusted 😂

pussies

Stoogs Touché, but @mockthedude is still a fucking pussy 😂

Stoogs 😭😭

lol

This ain't just 'someone'. This BILLY BADASS!!

.... 40 minutes of someone complaining in the most fucking hilarious way while driving. 😂

Danica! That's FAP worthy.

Was thinking the same thing...just woke up on a Saturday afternoon. Haha man love Bill Burr!

Legal in CA at least. If the fast lane has a solid white line it's usually a tolled express lane.

@@jletoniemetz Meaning you cant cross the line until next exit, don't tell me you can cross it because I got ticketed for doing it.

@@Mrx-hg4st hm, you're right, TIL

Nope. It's legal in CA.

I know everywhere is different but for the freeways where I'm from you're a total jerk if you just signal and wait for someone to let you in. That's such a self important mentality. Here's the thing, where I live the signs always, always have 2.5 miles of warning before every exit. You can find your way through traffic wihtout slowing any other car down, as busy as it is, in 2.5 miles across 4 lanes of traffic. But the guy that wants to get over at the last second who didn't plan ahead and just signals. So a whole lane of traffic has to slow down to let you in because you didn't paln ahead. That's a self important problem. I'd be mad if I saw Bill signalling and just waiting for a whole lane of traffic to slow down to let him in because he didn't plan ahead and wanted to drive in faster left lane traffic until the last second. Outside of that, most of what he's mad about I agree with, It's being courteous. Favorite line, "I judge other people's parents by their driving."

And what made it funnier it was right after he was checking out a LAYDEEEE

Josh Mulqueen my favorite part Hahahah

Wheres the timestamp?

Puddle of Adrenaline 9:10

Thank you! Someone who understands how to drive. Most people saying he's angry...and they're clearly not from Boston. I'm from NY, but work in Boston so I get the combo superpower of non-stop swearing and 2 accents 😂

It must be an intimidating iced coffee.

@@averywhitecotton5393 just your average guy running from an iced coffee

I noticed that most successful Bostonians move to California rather than NYC. Is their hatred of NY that deep-rooted I wonder?

@@daveidmarx8296 no we don’t hate the city itself, we just hate the Yankees. I would guess they move out west for the weather.