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This guy is underrated. One of the funniest comedians ever.

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@Squirrelfighter1
@Squirrelfighter1 11 лет назад
"Its like a gun you can pet"
@Draw_Four
@Draw_Four 2 года назад
Bill just posted on IG that his dog passed away today. RIP pup!
@Mason_Courtney
@Mason_Courtney 4 месяца назад
OHHHH CLEEEOOOOOOOOOO!
@randombiketrips3296
@randombiketrips3296 8 лет назад
"Mixed with what? Another pitbull?!?"
@quixotic115
@quixotic115 3 года назад
I literally just adopted a pit bull yesterday and now I understand this joke 1000% more now.
@drummer4hire12
@drummer4hire12 2 года назад
CONGRATS!
@center4nerds
@center4nerds 2 года назад
every time i listen to this i miss my rottie ;_[ most "aggressive" breed dogs are just verry loyal goobers with a small percentage trained and breed for horrific purposes. love your velvet hippo and give them extra skitches!
@VIEWITIS
@VIEWITIS 2 года назад
Good luck to your children.
@MindfieldTapdancer
@MindfieldTapdancer 2 года назад
Welcome aboard.
@LaughingblueSu
@LaughingblueSu Год назад
@@center4nerds incorrect. They have been bred to be fearless and to fight. Can it heard sheep? Not very well. Hunt birds? Nah. It has been bred to fight. To think otherwise is to be in denial. Good dogs? Yes, but they need a competent owner who knows what they have.
@ABQSkywatcher
@ABQSkywatcher 11 лет назад
"no dude. YOU are awesome!"
@bopdoowop1
@bopdoowop1 10 лет назад
This is exactly what happened when my wife got a dog. I didn't want him but now my wife complains that I give the dog more attention than I do her.
@BonnChnd
@BonnChnd 2 месяца назад
What you don’t know though is deep inside she is so happy you and the dog love each other.
@Slikrik1212
@Slikrik1212 11 лет назад
Effing love Bill's "woman" impersonation....."Isn't that saaad?".....LOL! The voice cracks me up every time.
@acesneights1130
@acesneights1130 5 лет назад
This one's such a classic of his, I've heard/seen it a dozen times and I'm still belly laughing every time I hear it again.
@dustinconnell4977
@dustinconnell4977 3 года назад
Same. I had that thought as I searched this clip. "In 3 days I went from 'fuck this dog' to 'OMG this dogs gonna die some day. How am I emotionally going to do deal with that'"
@tlunkins
@tlunkins 10 лет назад
Love this guy! No sugar coated comedy. Uncut and Raw... Thats how it supposed to be.
@Trahira517
@Trahira517 11 лет назад
Ugh Im so sick to my stomach with the flu I can't even blink without getting nauseous...but laughing at Bill Burr is well worth throwing my equilibrium to vomit. Love this dude.
@dirtmerchant1980
@dirtmerchant1980 12 лет назад
bill burr is awesome. i saw him at a free show in the LSU student union one day when i just happened to be going to buy a book. the show was at like 4pm, in the middle of the food court. it was me and like 25 foreign kids who happened to be milling about. you know he didnt want to do that room, but he went out and fucking killed it. he made a bunch non native english speakers laugh their asses off for a whole hour. dude is a pro.
@Fibonaccisghost
@Fibonaccisghost 8 месяцев назад
Great story! I went to LA Tech and got to see Daniel Tosh in 2004. He crushed it.
@ItalianTony86
@ItalianTony86 12 лет назад
choking out coyotes LMFAO I love Burr.
@dragonlord1689
@dragonlord1689 Год назад
My ex had a pitbull I love pitbulls so we bonded instantly. Soon the dog would cuddle with me instead of her and only listen to me. My favorite was when I would sleep during the day (I work nights) she would lay next to me watching the door to protect me. I miss the dog WAY more then the ex XD
@nickioleary8577
@nickioleary8577 Год назад
As proud owner of a Pitbull, can confirm that this is completely accurate. Especially carrying it around like a baby while spooning on the couch
@papamitrou1
@papamitrou1 4 года назад
Dogs really are man’s best friend, or pure laughter is man’s best friend
@JMJGETTY
@JMJGETTY 8 месяцев назад
If Bill Burr voiced a dog in an animated film, he would definitely be a pitbull.
@jdoggz151
@jdoggz151 8 лет назад
walking like a marine lol
@jeromekrammes2031
@jeromekrammes2031 7 лет назад
I don't see how anyone hates this.
@jeromekrammes2031
@jeromekrammes2031 7 лет назад
Oooooh... Probably because they don't get to see him actually do the stand-up. You should upload video of him actually doing it w/out copy r. More hits, more likes.
@bakersmileyface
@bakersmileyface 6 лет назад
I don't see how anyone likes this. It isn't a clever joke, it's a stupid joke. Stupid jokes are funny when they catch you off guard, but when you're actively trying to be funny it just sounds pathetic. That's the way I see it at least. I just feel like this is low grade comedy and a lot of what Bill Burr does are things that I would laugh at when I were at school, but not as an adult.
@minoltacollector9128
@minoltacollector9128 5 лет назад
Its just pitbull sympathizers lmao
@zoomedin1835
@zoomedin1835 3 года назад
@@bakersmileyface you’re the problem with this country right now. Just totally take yourself too seriously and have nothing better to do than irritate people with your garbage cause you’re actually a pissant
@bakersmileyface
@bakersmileyface 3 года назад
@@zoomedin1835 Dude are you okay? Is everything alright?
@ryanduray1
@ryanduray1 7 лет назад
4:46 this guy nails it. Works every time.
@katm8459
@katm8459 10 лет назад
My cousin, her husband and their 5 y/o have this Pit, Rose. Was the sweetest thing ever, never once so much as growled at anyone.Then one day it starts growling at the kid.They bring in a trainer who suggests they put it down before its too late and the kid gets bit.The next day when my cousin went to pet her she damn near got bit, so they took it to the vet.Thankfully the vet found out it was aggressive because of an ear infection. Once she got treated she was back to her old self.
@stewpidasso3910
@stewpidasso3910 4 года назад
Yeah kids are aggressive with dogs and the dogs don't really seem to care. Especially pitbulls. But with that ear infection the pain of being grabbed or smacked in the ear would make anyone snap
@Skaggs666
@Skaggs666 4 года назад
Words of Wizdom my 2 year old is really rough with our Doberman. But this dog is the sweetest thing and is so gentle with the kids. Same thing happened to us and we found out she had a staph infection. Once she was better, she was right back to being a sweetheart.
@jaimealvarez4722
@jaimealvarez4722 2 года назад
Love ya, Cleo. 🐕
@MisterRay187
@MisterRay187 5 лет назад
Like a gun you can pet!! Lmao
@shay-ryanjones8965
@shay-ryanjones8965 2 года назад
He's right about everything he said about pitbulls they are truly awesome friends
@BGlasnost
@BGlasnost 11 лет назад
This is so hilarious and true, almost the exact same thing happened to me. I'm not a big fan of pets and I started going out with a girl who had a pit bull. It's been a few years and now I would take a bullet for that dog.
@GoriBeringeifan332
@GoriBeringeifan332 5 лет назад
Oh my God, I thought I was the only one enjoying the sidewalk clearing thing. If I take all my three pibbles out, people scurry away like that parting of the Red Sea scene with Charlton Heston in "10 commandments." I don't have to worry about dodging slow walkers or anything.
@rosalieegberink669
@rosalieegberink669 4 года назад
same for me when I'm walking my friends great dane and my carpathian shepherd mix. People go out of their way to avoid us, some even pick up their dogs
@661nunez
@661nunez 2 года назад
I love that. Gets people out my way
@eonprime8538
@eonprime8538 2 года назад
Rest in Peace to Cleo
@XTINCTIONation
@XTINCTIONation 7 лет назад
Accents really do make a lot of comedians better, the ones who actually know how to deliver, like Bill.
@alexzander7386
@alexzander7386 5 лет назад
Don't forget Fluffy!
@TheCreeperCyborg
@TheCreeperCyborg 4 года назад
And then there are the comedians that just rely on their accent like Carlos Mencia
@johnhenry7337
@johnhenry7337 3 года назад
That woman’s voice you use is funny as hell Bill you’re amazing
@DrSabaMD
@DrSabaMD 11 лет назад
The only problems I have ever had with my pit bull are his loud farts, his loud snoring and that people assume he is aggressive because of his breed.
@kevbeck8374
@kevbeck8374 Год назад
That’s not problems that’s funny
@FoardenotFord
@FoardenotFord 4 месяца назад
“Mixed with what-another pitbull?!” 🤣🤣🤣
@anthonysmith394
@anthonysmith394 5 лет назад
Choking out coyotes! :-0
@huhjalapeno7469
@huhjalapeno7469 2 года назад
R.i.p Cleo man such a great dog "really fucked up but her hearts in right place"
@ThinkingBearArt
@ThinkingBearArt 11 лет назад
I have a pitbull we get away with it on the insurance by calling it a mix, my boyfriend tried tickling me the first time i got her --and she boxed him right off of me and held his chest down (looked back for approval and realized it was a joke then licked his face). They are best friends now. Shes the best thing i see when i get home from work, this beautiful doggy runs up to me and is so excited to see me she cries. Her tail wags 500 times a second. She has shown us what unconditional love is.
@kendigjl
@kendigjl 12 лет назад
Bill Burr needs his own tv show.
@thisiswhatilike54
@thisiswhatilike54 2 года назад
This comment aged well
@michellecheatham6225
@michellecheatham6225 8 лет назад
LOVE this man!!! Hilarious and sweet!!!!
@MrWFactor
@MrWFactor 10 лет назад
Guy is hilarious. One of the best.
@ramG35
@ramG35 12 лет назад
its true. i had one for 6 years, nicest dog ever. i recommend this to any one with a pitty (or any other dog actually), while its a puppy i took her to the mall all the time to get used to alot of people. literally when my dog got into an altercation with other dogs, my dog would chill there while the other dog flipped out. super cool dog, but unfortunelty it passes away recently, chasing after a cayotee... probably wanted to play with it too R.I.P kush
@vh7709
@vh7709 8 месяцев назад
Ahh sorry for your loss
@Feske30
@Feske30 9 лет назад
best comedian ever in my opinion
@igotda30foe62
@igotda30foe62 7 лет назад
top 3 of all time easily real comedy heads know this.
@ryanduray1
@ryanduray1 7 лет назад
Redd Dott Couldn't agree more.
@Feske30
@Feske30 7 лет назад
What are two others that you both like?
@ryanduray1
@ryanduray1 7 лет назад
Jeremy Feske I'm going with Carlin and Pryor
@Feske30
@Feske30 7 лет назад
BlackDogsMatter I have not watched them as an adult. I'll have to revisit those two.
@tinaprivitera6669
@tinaprivitera6669 4 года назад
“You believe these goddamn bankers? You steal a trillion dollars, and you get a bonus? AND YOU GET A BONUS!”
@charlesstiles8904
@charlesstiles8904 2 года назад
The ending 🤣 Talk about sticking the landing
@mrsas100
@mrsas100 11 лет назад
I almost died, i was laughing so hard.
@fuzzywzhe
@fuzzywzhe 8 лет назад
5:45 I can appreciate his viewpoint on the emotional devastation you expect to experience when your dog dies. One of the hardest things that I had to do was to euthanize my dog, and I was wrecked. He was such a better dog than I am a person, but he had cancer that finally got out of control, and I gave him an easy death, but I still feel like shit doing it even 2 years later. Sucks they die so young, and by young I mean, I put him down at 15 years and 10 months. Had him since he was 2.
@Ten13Grl
@Ten13Grl 7 лет назад
I know I'm a stranger, and these words won't mean much, but you did an amazing thing for your friend. I'm approaching the point with one of my dogs where I know that decision is rapidly approaching (she and her sister are almost 10, but she had 4 cancerous tumors removed a year ago), and I really don't know how I'm going to cope. But if I can make sure that she can end her life with minimal pain and maximum joy, then I'm going to do that! I just wish we had that choice ourselves.
@fuzzywzhe
@fuzzywzhe 7 лет назад
Ten13Grl I want to point out two things. Don't rush into the decision and don't wait too long. My remaining dog is on palliative care - meaning I'm drugging her, and it's going to end her life quicker, but she can at least enjoy it. She's almost 16, and she's a big Samoyed. Second, the reality is we do have the choice for ourselves, it's just not talked about. A morphine overdose is commonly used to end a life in a hospital setting. This has been going on for at least 20 years. I know from first hand experience. But I've never testify in court about it, and I'd lie about it under oath. I won't implicate a doctor for murder for doing what had to be done. It was either die now, or 2 weeks later in agony. It simply isn't discussed because, technically, it is murder. The doctor offers it, but it's left up to the patient.
@Ten13Grl
@Ten13Grl 7 лет назад
fuzzywzhe, she's acting more like a puppy now than she did when she was a puppy, so I'm hoping that last for another couple of years. I'm a realist, though, and when the time comes that she's no longer enjoying her life, I will know it, and that will be the time. It's always about what is best for my best friend. :-) It's absolutely disgusting to me that a doctor doing right by their patient (and doing what the patient wants!) could be brought up on charges. Thank you to you and those you work with for giving fellow human beings the ability to die in peace.
@ryanduray1
@ryanduray1 7 лет назад
fuzzywzhe Just because something is inevitable sure doesn't make the acceptance of it any easier. Bonding with a dog is a profound life changing experience. Your story is both extremely sad and very beautiful. I hope you're doing better now. Letting your friend go is a brutal process.
@michaelsclark
@michaelsclark 2 года назад
@@fuzzywzhe bro my first dog was a Samoyed mix my second was an Eskimo chow mix ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qRWTz5IYfwE.html
@ABQSkywatcher
@ABQSkywatcher 11 лет назад
i looove my german shepard!! heard this the other day and thought "omg, this dog is gonna die some day, how am i going to emotionally deal with it?"
@hiltonb8876
@hiltonb8876 2 года назад
Hey. Good memories are the best memories. Don’t fret about how the dog is gone, focus on all the good times you had with him/her. I hope you still have them after 8 years.
@ABQSkywatcher
@ABQSkywatcher 2 года назад
@@hiltonb8876 Absolutely. Dogs make you live in the moment ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KEfk1jvdrpg.html
@hiltonb8876
@hiltonb8876 2 года назад
@@ABQSkywatcher Exactly! But awe! What a cute puppers! Thank you for that, really made my day a whole lot better. ❤️ She’s beautiful!
@johnhenry7337
@johnhenry7337 3 года назад
Bill you are one of the funnest comedians of all time this I got a dog routine is classic
@TMac473
@TMac473 12 лет назад
Burr kicks ass.
@Sadfuzz
@Sadfuzz 10 лет назад
Love Bill Burr so much!
@batsnvultures
@batsnvultures 12 лет назад
Dog on P90X hahahaahah
@tilberry19
@tilberry19 9 лет назад
79 people are across the street! ; )
@mcbrizzle82
@mcbrizzle82 8 лет назад
LOL.... Exactly!! Burr nailed it!! LOVE DOGS!!
@knightman7203
@knightman7203 2 года назад
RIP Cleo 2008-2021
@ejdahgod2604
@ejdahgod2604 6 лет назад
Forever the greatest comedian lol. Pretty accurate as well might I add!!
@becalaw
@becalaw Год назад
Funniest man on earth! Many thanks, BB!😂
@wumpscut1
@wumpscut1 11 лет назад
best stand-up about dogs ever
@loganfamily5749
@loganfamily5749 5 лет назад
I love your Netflix specials. Fucking hilarious
@Eric-ro8bw
@Eric-ro8bw 4 года назад
My 40 yr old sister just announced to her family of 5 that they are getting a pit bull puppy. Her husband is not feeling it just like the cat she brought home 6 yrs ago that he now loves. I immediately sent her this clip.
@genodabat9797
@genodabat9797 2 года назад
Bill just became my favorite comedian. German/Irish with that sarcastic Bostonian witt. Just can't get better than that..
@DoNotTredOnMe
@DoNotTredOnMe Год назад
Four in the morning, drunk. Dog doesn't give a shit. Whooooo🤣
@ManUntdForever
@ManUntdForever 11 лет назад
This guys is AWESOME.
@iamjustsaying4787
@iamjustsaying4787 Год назад
Same thing with a Chow Chow. She is so sweet, unless she thinks you are in anyway threatening me. But I never have to do that “let your dogs visit” hassle.
@AngusStewart01
@AngusStewart01 7 лет назад
theshaking ass part was gold
@passiveMenis
@passiveMenis 11 лет назад
a great rendition
@LogDog1240
@LogDog1240 12 лет назад
People fear what they do not understand. For all you fraidy cats, go live life. It's right outside the window.
@IU90
@IU90 11 лет назад
Bill Burr and Louis CK are the two best standups going right now. This bit had me in stitches.
@Bayougirl78
@Bayougirl78 11 лет назад
Lol, as a proud dachshund owner, I actually agree with you. Mine is small, so she can't do much damage, but she is more skittish around strangers and prone to bite out of nervousness than my big dogs
@MrCubertson
@MrCubertson 3 года назад
Awesome this guy knows his dogs..
@jeannebertuccelli5074
@jeannebertuccelli5074 Год назад
I just lost my little Bobo 💔before him was Bella...both pits. Sweetest dogs in the world!
@williamrusso3130
@williamrusso3130 Год назад
"Dude, you're awesome!" "No, dude: YOU! YOU are fucking awesome!"
@Jane619
@Jane619 7 лет назад
This is the best!!!
@wumpscut1
@wumpscut1 11 лет назад
the best thing about having a dog as a pet ever
@MrChandler73
@MrChandler73 10 лет назад
Funny as hell!
@GunCollector007
@GunCollector007 5 лет назад
Hysterical!!
@randommindz6782
@randommindz6782 3 года назад
5:45 - too real LOL
@jamiejordan4821
@jamiejordan4821 6 лет назад
always love this
@jamiejordan4821
@jamiejordan4821 5 лет назад
Still love it
@cosmokane9871
@cosmokane9871 Год назад
We're not getting a dog! (gets dog) Bill and the dog:
@ALEXisSPANISH
@ALEXisSPANISH 12 лет назад
Real cheese AND movie tickets!
@DesMoinesT
@DesMoinesT 11 лет назад
THANKS MR. SUPER DOODLE THE FACT THAT YOU MADE THIS POST IN CAPS SHOWS YOU'RE REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THE ISSUE. I TOTALLY RESPECT THAT.
@wlaaaaaaaaaa123
@wlaaaaaaaaaa123 7 лет назад
DesMoinesT what..
@skyline1two
@skyline1two 11 лет назад
Hahaha he's hilarious
@foolish_carpenter3147
@foolish_carpenter3147 8 лет назад
More dogs less babies.
@davidmooremoore4340
@davidmooremoore4340 8 лет назад
+Johnny Gallegos I like your attitude
@manguy2000
@manguy2000 8 лет назад
Fuck you Satan.
@mculligan5000
@mculligan5000 7 лет назад
I love this bit, because I did the same store among friends.
@661nunez
@661nunez 2 года назад
Pitt Bulls are the best!
@kensod6034
@kensod6034 5 лет назад
Great job brotherrrrrr
@A_Friendly_Robot
@A_Friendly_Robot 2 года назад
Brilliant!
@user98xp
@user98xp 11 лет назад
Buddy unless you live in Detroit (or similar), or have never met a pitbull face to face, you would know that pitbulls are just big muscly teddy bears.
@klynn_nonya7
@klynn_nonya7 7 лет назад
I want a pit mix now
@kostephan9442
@kostephan9442 2 года назад
RIP Cleo x
@caleumyo
@caleumyo 12 лет назад
this guys funny as hell
@mormana
@mormana 11 лет назад
yes they are i have two and they love everyone
@kev_thechicano
@kev_thechicano 6 лет назад
He loved that dog:'( ,he had to get away with her trainer.
@lcowen5627
@lcowen5627 6 лет назад
Hilarious!
@JBaked
@JBaked 4 года назад
I have a Chihuahua and a pittbull. My pit is the sweetest thing to ever come upon my house. N most people are scared of my Chihuahua 😂
@himartinez3515
@himartinez3515 7 месяцев назад
I have my calf ripped off because I’m trying to show my name on the phone bill. LOL!!!
@dwolfe401
@dwolfe401 11 лет назад
if you do research on the breed there actually one of the most people friendly dogs around they are great dogs to protect your small children and have fun with them hence one of there nicknames the nanny dog
@nitestar95
@nitestar95 12 лет назад
Absolutely true. My alligator is sweet as a lamb.....unless of course he's hungry and YOU'RE the only food in sight.
@keysersozae
@keysersozae 11 лет назад
^Listen to this man.
@DaKuteCate
@DaKuteCate 12 лет назад
that's exactly right.
@pjharper2643
@pjharper2643 5 лет назад
Ol billy bulldog
@sapphirest4rblight838
@sapphirest4rblight838 8 лет назад
P90xing with a Pitbull *Well that escalated quickly*
@user98xp
@user98xp 11 лет назад
You said it! :)
@127Lasher
@127Lasher 11 лет назад
Totally agree @ the description
@squirrelonmapletree
@squirrelonmapletree 10 лет назад
well I guess this is why people love dogs.
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