Bill Burr - Motherhood Isn't The Hardest Job 

Soldier: I don't know how I'd bend over putting DVDs into DVD players.

Soldier.

@Dr.Science He must be a stay at home dad. That DVD back is making him cranky.

LMAOOO

Christina Reynolds Yeah like crane operators working in the wind on top of a 800 foot tower crane. Many lives at risk. Please don’t compare what a mom does to some jobs that are hell. If you’re a mom and you hate the job, you shouldn’t be a mom. Period.

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Nice one!

Looking in the mirror?

The thing is there are no tests and exams for being a parent, just being 18+ is the only requirement for being a parent, that's the reason why 90% of the world is stupid, stupid parents stupid kids.

Grab Lemon horseshit ass insult. What you just said made me go yiiiiickkkkk. Shut up stupid

Agreed. Yes it’s exhausting, sooo damn exhausting at times the anxiety can be horrific but i am lucky i get to be a sahm still. There are many women who cant who wish they could. It’s important being a parent but it also gives me joy but no its not the hardest job on the planet lol i love that bit too and honestly on hard days you gotta think like that. Thats why i try to make sure my husband who works hard and has to get up go out in the world and deal with ppl, doesnt have to do much when he gets home from work cause even on the weekends hes doing all the other work around here too. Gotta be thankful! Plus bill is a nice family man still as well now, hes just that one voice in your head saying the things you try not to say out loud 😂 i love him

right!!!

You never met my ex-wife.

@@mogeybear-morgan4580 My boss up until a month ago is now a stay at home mom. I really miss her, because she was great, and I owe her a lot for my current position. But that said I fully understand her decision. She had the feeling she was missing her oldest girls entire childhood. So she quit (not all people can do that I know) and she is quite happy being home with her three kids now.

How do you pay for that

You know you did a good job when your kids are not complaining about it. Best wishes to you and your children ❣️

much love bro I'm proud of you too. ✌️

Nothing but respect for you man. What you archieved is beyond believe. I wish you nothing but the best. Greetings from a a stranger across the pond

Wow, what an amazing gift that they gave you. You know you have done a tremendous job when your kids give you this. I'm sorry for your loss. You are a hero.

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Exactly what I thought

Though I'm no father..

Exactly

And every second person on earth is fully qualified to do it.

@@jman94572 And many do it by mistake. It's that important.

So how did her kid/kids survived?

@@tjrosimo6749 Her husband probably works full time

Motherhood IS a job. A24-7 job or the kids suffer unless there is a father on hand who is willing to and capable of assisting.

Lol ask her to go to work while her husband takes care of the kids.

@@koihc lol. Kids should outlive their parents.

hang on ! ....you try to keep 300 cream cakes from spoiling

@@ivanolsen7966 nah that's Rosie o,donald

Oprah is a muff muncher who loves Harvey Weinstein.

@Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits And the fact some of them believe it's a privelege when it's just what they like

oh snap

Same. Haha.

😂

Finally the google bot is working as intended!

same lmao

I would assume it's because it has the word "mother" in the title. Here I thought their algorithm was super complicated.

The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

The fact you think it takes ball proves you need to stop being a pussy!

@@BoganBas Van never said those jobs werent heroic, read correctly and don't create conclusions like yours again. You spazoid

@- are you serious, thats what hes saying🤣 the guy made a joke calling him a hero and said yeah man you speak your mind, good for you. Its not an overstatement C is comparing Bananas to apples with oh so this comedians really cool i respect him, to so you dont respect these people who risk their lives for you.

@@BoganBas sooo to each their own?

Careful Icarus you’re the true embodiment of a real man

You’re what most men want! Stay that way! My god so many of you misinterpreted what I meant and that is I want my wife to be loyal and stay at home raising our child not putting my kid through some day care until he’s 10 or whatever that’s not right if you have a kid be the one to raise it I want to provide and take care of my wife and kid and make sure they have no financial worries ever not only that but to spoil traditional is the way to go and proven to work the best🤷🏻‍♂️

@Science not religion really? did you do some statistical analysis? can I see your sample size? Sorry, I didn't mean to troll, but, taking a short text as a basis for generalizing it to most men really didn't do you any favor in whatever message you want to spread. PS: That guy probably just meant that most men wish for a companion girl that are open to making fun about their daily lives without fear of being called misogynistic, or of course, in your own word, sexist asshole. Again, I am sorry if I offended you

@@breny3 Thank you. (I'm sorry, I didn't want to but I'm still gonna try to find right words and say that if a male had expressed same expressions as you have, he would definitely be termed misogynist and be on his way to castration. So, thank you for letting us know that mutual respect and understanding are still the way to go about and no one deserves special treatment, least of all based on gender. (Purely my opinion, can be rejected anytime, unless proven or accepted after polemic debate or something))

That’s because as hard as being a stay at home mom is, u know it’s not the hardest job in the world. So many more harder jobs out there.

We both are living the dream girl.

Honestly fr funny asf. As a black guy I feel you bro.

As a translucide Guy I agree

Hyenas eating PREGNANT deer alive in wild! 😭😭😭

Because they were men that actually love and deserve their wives. Simply ridiculous what most guys are saying here

@@Reituco hate to tell you but the divorce rate is half of everybody who gets married and to top it off the leading cause for divorce is infidelity,no it's not love that keeps a good chunk from clapping at his jokes it's the fear of sleeping on the couch when you get home

The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

I would never be with a wife who I couldn't "clap at jokes" next to. Especially very true hilarious jokes. Being with a nagging controlling woman like that. It's gotta be miserable and what's the incentive of being with her? Holes?? No thank you.. not even almost worth it

"Yay Yay i agreee"

your comment is fucking gold man! excellent observation =)))

You're a rude fucking idiot, but OK.

@@beauteafulyou1616 And you're a sensitive fucking twat

BeauTEAful You kiss your uncle with that mouth

No offense, am just curious.. What about his dick?

I see what you did there, and Bill would be proud 🙌🏽🤣

Is his name Theseus?

Triggers broom mate

Marine McCord would he now?

Watch Frankie Boyle audience annihilation

I love how u have 205 likes and no replies

Make that two replies

@@sO_RoNerY woah buddy

Slightly steps over ? He takes a leap.

that's a really good way of putting it

Yep, definitely has a Hair Trigger

Lemmy K. Is God you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

tie a flag to its collar and that's as american as it gets. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Not at all. Unless you raise or teach them to be viscious, they have no desire to fight. Now Pomeranians on the other hand are generally nasty dogs.

Pitviper1979 There’s always one...

The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

Mothers hardest worker in the room 😂😂😂😂

Didn't get that

Hilarious i never thought of it like that (black male here)

@@boult1487 it means no one walks on the same wise of the street as them

Where are the race sensitive people? I can hear people going nuts about that, “He is racist” 😂😂😂😂

Alert OyeTate sjw have destroyed comedy I’m black and I find it very funny but sjw would loose it

Shit had me rollin . 😂

He's been my favorite for a long time

Tear drop tattoo haha

I saw him do stand-up here in Baltimore a couple years back. IDK if I've ever laughed as hard at comedy as with him. At least not since Carlin.

Lmao. I have a gamebred working pit bull that's ducking nuts. Loves people but if it has fur it has to die.

The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

@@JuntaJanardhan or maybe now that he is a father realizes some things he said were bs. Now that im a father i can say id take roofing in july every day of the week, easy. Yes once you get to the playing dvds part its easy, but those first couple of months, baby with colics, screaming 24/7 no break no sleep no going home, definetly hardest thing weve ever done and i did roofing.

Plot twist: The Medic IS a mom

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pscyhologocal damage go brrrr

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At that point, shoot the medic 😊

dam

@Adam thanks.

I choked on the blunt when I read this one lol

@Shrek lol

You can quit though and no big deal but if you quit being a parent you're a deadbeat negligent parent. Also shifts in the coal mine eventually end for the day, being a parent is a 18 year long shift that costs tens of thousands of dollars.

Your Mum You should have shared the video as a reply to those posts, not “coping”, yuck.

Mr. Spaghetti that’s what makes him funny his comedic style is dark humor. He speaks the truth no one in the public eye has the balls to say. So no he’s not an asshole he just speaks the hard truth

So you got triggered by a facebook post?

Plop you triggered by my comment?

Should've shared the video with her.

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

"Its take you kids to work day"

@Draeas LOL I know your wife already has this figured out, that's what her noise cancelling headphones are for!

@@steve8803 She's partially deaf in one ear, furniture is arranged for maximum protection so yep, she had it well sussed out much more logically before I started working on a theoretical mind spreadsheet to hypothesize whether I could realistically afford skin grafts from 3rd degree burns. 😂

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Wow. I love the Bruce Lee of comedy analogy. Excellent comment!

I highly recommend Richard Jeni's work. Sadly, he committed suicide in the 2000's, but Burr reminds me of Jeni all the time.

did you just hatch out of a very large egg

George Carlin (r.i.p.) and Dave Chappelle just joined the chat.

@@soundsoftranquility2300 preachy and witty but not funny. Also, dave is very limited to just racial stuff that only Americans understand. But carlin and burr has more global appeal.

@@kfj6709 that's your opinion, you obviously don't watch Chappelle. He's called the goat for a reason.

Too fucking soft up in Montreal apparently.

@@jamesroboyle they laughed pretty damn audibly but when it comes to Bill Burr no one ever laughs hard enough for you RU-vid warriors apparently

@@hush-615 i also think these guys haven't taken into consideration that this is from like 2009-10 just before everyone really got there panties in a bunch.

I like how he laughs like he can’t believe what comes out his mouth

I have a little annoying poodle. I'd never do it but I make the joke about punting her like a football. So I laughed so hard when he said it. Haven't laughed that hard in awhile 😂

Honest;y, it's getting embarrassing.

I watched it so much that I noticed a slight miss aka he started with a different joke and then went into the duraccell batteries joke. First time I heard these jokes I was dying from laughter,now I just smile and agree with his jokes. Maybe if I was there.

For who.... Your mother? 🤣

Same here 😂😂

Dude foreal. No other comic's jokes are as repeatable as Burr's

Didnt see you're comment at first. I did roofing in the summer in the Appalachian mountains. My shoes were melting to the shingles, the labor I could handle. Sun poisoning was the hard part

@@justindavid8951 jesus..I hope you"re paid well cuz most physical labour workers are skinned for money

just finished flex sealing this roof with a mop over the course of two days sounds easy but i’m the most ginger most people will ever meet i can barely move now

I'm a ginger and have been roofing for 10 years. The trick is going in before dawn and leaving by noon, but I do new construction. I doubt homeowners want a tear off to go down that way lol.

Being bald is almost as bad as being Ginger when working outdoor … the skin up top gets so unbelievably dry, it's almost like bloody parchment! You have to bring heavy duty sunscreen *and* heavy duty moisturizer, or it's gonna go badly wrong. … yes … I speak from experience. 🌡🥵

I'll keep your mom in my prayers.

Damn that sounds tough 🤪

Has she got enough wine?

Does your dad even do anything (if he's there) or just sit around on his ass?

@@jungoo3486 as one who has been a single father raising my 3 sons the last 20 years, his description fits many and isnt an isolated thing.

The amazing thing is, this is the unpolished version. When he does it in his special his execution is much better

an act is what it is, and when it's done he goes home to his feminist wife.

@@plasticweapon Ol' Billy Cuckold

@@plasticweapon lol, havent been paying attention to his podcast much lately, has the wife's act/feminism worsened? is he giving in?

a polished turd is still a turd.

😂😂 dead

Yup. Caught that point. It does make doing arrests much easier.

Um...ok?

Tell me a story.

Thank you werewolfgirl1995, very cool

Noooooooo

One time, I forgot my keys inside my house. I went back inside to get them.

That's always been the case hasn't it?

That was the case since decades ago smh literally nothing has changed since then except for new brands of retards called social justice warriors and "woke" culture and antifa

Imagine being so fuckin stupid that you think journalists and politicians make any sense whatsoever.

Amen to that

@- Like you just did, bravo to yourself.

Idk man, Gabriel Iglesias might be able to give him a run for his money.

Both of those names mentioned are hardly funny 😂

@@aquariuswagewar7658 Thats fine my guy, everyone has their own preferences.

i think bill is exceptionally funny while having a conversation or being interviewed. don't think i could sit through an entire set. just the way he speaks gets irritating after a while. too screechy

Frankie Boyle

He's doing it for George Carlin. He would def be enjoying this COVID-19 shitshow God Rest his Soul

Had that line of thought as soon as people started quarantining

Well in a way it did some good in terms of the environment, just look at alot of city around the world. There multiple accounts of animals coming into the cities, there boars in the street of France and multiple rats on the streets of new Orleans

Raviraj Prajapati check out his bit on “we need a plague”

Maybe he'll tie it into his cruise ship bit.

😂😂

I work at the front desk of a hotel over night and I felt attacked until I remembered that I have to wear a uniform... But I don't wear shoes. :P

@@tarrker no shoes 👀

@@aweebtaku429 nope. Most of the time it's just stocking feet. I'm actually required to remove my shoes before entering any of the rooms. We have special slippers we're supposed to use. But, I'm a huge man working in a female dominated field. Even the extra large slippers don't come even close to fitting me. So, I just keep my feet clean and walk around in my socks. LoL :)

Lmao the punchline is CEOs actually working

Eehh idk.. louis has made people laugh at dead babies, white priviledge, racism, and pedophilia.. ya know, shit like that..

Uhhh.....Chappelle?

What is offensive is the way the tv mentality belittles people without even realizing it....or takes people for granted...like guys who work on oil rigs....

Its his voice and delivery, Boston accent

He is definitely almost crazy

Ikr? I was drinking at a gun you can pet and now I regret it.

Jumpin' JAKE Flash He, and George Carlin. Fuckin hey.

THE funniest comedian

George isn't at Bill's level, IMHO...he had his moments, but he had a lot of bad material, too. Robert Klein was funnier, but he gave it up.....Richard Pryor was as funny as Bill (at his best)...so was Sinbad....check out his special at Morehouse State@@overtheedge9298

Jim Jeffries Is good too

I fucking lost it at that one.

It's got it's front paws taped up, shadowboxing, has a tear drop tattoo... It's a fucking pitbull!

@@toxicmasculine77 Not Year drop, TEAR drop tattoo! It's a cliche for having killed someone.

@@bennoreuter4393 lol honest typo bru

i adopted a pitbull named cleo in ohio....

He is 💎

Naw

@@tigerlilysoma588 yuhh. Ur an L

I agree. Like Carlin. The world has gotten so crazy that we actually listen to comedians to remember common sense and truth.

He already is. I can't think of anyone better. He can make a joke out of any damn thing.

Who doesn't

When I'm really excited I stroke mine

@@LonelyCinderella123 oh my..

@@Vemppu_Lutku Yeah and sometimes stuff comes out

@@LonelyCinderella123 i do hope they are not *black*

*used to have cojones.

@Anderson Silva, you absolutely SUCK yep he sold out to act in Disney shit. Fuck em.

Ol' Billy White Guilt is a sellout.

This is not 2020. Today it’s harder.

Mothers*

It is important indeed, but no way harder but still hard.

Is they're a medical problem with you're uncle? Cause i got a 50 year old uncle that lives with my grandma and he's drug addict freeloading loser

Why does she still have to Look after him

@@marvin2678 torn back, seizures, anger issues, divorced twice, hooked on painkillers, etc.

​@@JonwithnoH0823 life is so rough. Damn

@Ana 75 okay my point still stands

Hard to do alot of things right but being a mom isnt the hardest and its not a job its a responsibility you chose to do.

@@DeezNutsAreSoft usually mothers who say it’s a job aren’t good ones , the responsibility of what your bringing to this world should be enough

So it’s easy to do but hard to do it right

@@deviljho4260 yes, to me its like how writing isnt like the most physically demanding task out there or anything, but 90% of people are probably not gonna write anything incredible if they do.

And they're constantly throwing the toys on the floor. And youre constantly picking them up so they dont fall on them. No control or discipline because have to pretend to parents that everything is hunky dory! In preschool if a kid isnt behaving the assistant takes that kid aside until they calm down. Hated it. Thought I'd do well with babies because Im nurturing but was afraid id drop the linebacker baby! Out of shape! Should have tried preschoolers.

Honestly, I've googled the hardest jobs and as someone who doesn't want kids, I'm taking all of those over being a mother. The only exception is teacher because that to me is motherhood with more people involved. I'm pretty sure if you even ask parents working these hardest jobs what's harder, they would choose being a parent. I'm assuming they are good parents who are there for their kids. I lived with my cousins when I was little and even that was exhausting.

I pet my guns all the time. They're very friendly. Just be careful not to pet their little curvy penises or they'll let off a load (if you know what I mean ;3 )

Thanks, I didn't know what he was saying. It came out all jumbled together on my phone

Joe pesci

The wet/sticky bandits

Or someone from Goodfellas wink wink exclamation mark

More like Dave Gold from the war at home

his accent maybe

@sod off mate im british Thanks. It never ceases to amaze me how people judge a book by it's cover. There are no bad pit bulls just, bad owners.

Aldiggy2000 takes years of road work.

I want neglectful, uninvolved or indifferent parents to actually care, educate and spend time with their children. Children require attention, love and encouragement to thrive. Every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child.

She basically hijacked the pandemic crisis to get sanctimonious about being a mum. That'd piss me off, too.

Dude I was an ainfantryman 06-13 those women have it so fucking easy and all they do is fucknother dudes while you're deployed

I hate corporate people who take credit for others work. HR person who looks the other way at harassment and real issues and sends out an email and gets a 100k bonus

@@hipshot2g Ya got that right!!

These people are just those people who plead for appreciation coz they ain't getting any on their own...grow up woman

I got hired from a roofing company worked the first day in a hotel, when I got home I was sore from all my body the next day I had fever was tired that day I quit that job and I tell people that's one hard job to do.

@@armandoadame412 Hope you are doing okay now mate

what about roofing at night under bright lights?

Is it even possible to roof in Arizona in July? I went to visit a friend and I could barely stay outside long enough to get gas.

@@Akaya7777 that's what I was doing when I made the comment. now I maintenance walk in ovens while they are still running.

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The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

​@@JuntaJanardhan Yes, Patrice O'Neal would have called him out if he was still alive. Bill got rid of the dog and also of his manhood.

​@@Raao1when and why?

That was actually Patrice ONeal

The only thing more hilarious than the jokes is seeing the pissed off feminists in the crowd. It's a real shame that this legendary comedian basically turned soft and became the very thing he mocks once he married his feminist wife.

@@JuntaJanardhanwhy did you leave this exact reply under so many different comments

Dmeads 56 if that’s all you’re doing with your kids your a lazy ass mom

victoria hale then we got alot of lazzy ass moms

It so mundane taking care of children. It might not be the HARDEST job on the planet, but it is so mentally draining and taxing, you will question shoving a pencil into your eye.

@@plznotnoworever1878 "but it is so mentally draining and taxing" So is working Night Shift. I'm still standing around doing next to nothing though.

@@porgiepugson4489 hot mineshaft, military in warzone behind enemy lines , fireman, deep sea giant waves fishing for days or weeks , top soldiers Navy SEAL , British SAS ,mountains/siberian icy truckers or bus drivers, Secret service sacrificing lives,.. These are real jobs with 95%-99% men in it for decades until now ,little has changed... The number of men parenting or be a good co-operating husband ,not some lazy couch are growing all over the country and the world over, which is truth

yep lot's of people in these comments putting down stay at home motherhood. It isn't "hard", it's just bloody underappreciated and it's sacrificing a lot of independence for the sake of your children/family. Stay at home mothers/fathers are needed and beneficial for society, but it wrecks absolutely havoc on the self esteem and identity of these people, especially with the lack of boundaries. No idea why people want to put them down even more here

It is just a joke don’t take it too seriously

Actually it's a pretty valid point, who's to say they're not being used for bait dogs at dog fights?

@@GeneralG1810 Have some creativity, I can imagine what sort of psycho shit must happen to missing and abandoned dogs/cats everyday. From black magic to straight out torture, 'seen it all

@Emmanuel Goldstein It was just an example my point doesn't change anyone can get a dog or cat no problem at all, who's to say they're not using them for other purposes than pets

@@GeneralG1810 Lol you missed my point. I was saying even worse things happen with those "expendable" pets we see out there, including "free dogs". Underground dog fights are the least of their problems, there are serial psychos out there doing graphic things with the poor bastards. It's much easier for them to go for the defenseless. Background checks wouldn't be far fetched

@Emmanuel Goldstein No you missed my point it's not relevant what they use the animals for, abuse is abuse. Jesus seriously you're sitting there with a "But my example is worse than yours attitude" who gives a fuck! Abuse is abuse I don't care who's doing it and why!

cominforyachips Not at all. It’s hard to be cranky AND likeable at the same time. He strikes that perfect balance.

He is far from adorable. Cranky means he's to lazy to understand social constructs of this world and how it's changing. All I see is an out of touch person complaining about things that don't really directly affect him.

voskidude I don’t think you get how standup works. To you, he’s simply and seriously...ranting. And wow does that say tons. About your iq.

@@rbeygarcia HE IS BORING. Nothing of interest. Stand up is supposed to be about interesting context and how you use it. Nothing here. That says a lot about your IQ.

voskidude Well, no... He can’t be THAT boring, if he got you all riled up. Over an ACT. Do you watch soaps and hold grudges against the cast, too?