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Bill Burr | McDonald's Exists For Two Reasons  

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@beans2252
@beans2252 2 года назад
I wonder if there's footage of this man not screaming. I hope there isn't.
@anubisfox5765
@anubisfox5765 2 года назад
When he is doing an amazing job as an actor basically lol
@ephemeral5298
@ephemeral5298 2 года назад
That's literally all of F is for family as well lmao
@DashingSteel
@DashingSteel 2 года назад
He's speaking calmly during his podcast. Sometimes...
@gutzbin
@gutzbin 2 года назад
“Huell, you happy?” “Reasonably.”
@ComedyClubbhouse
@ComedyClubbhouse 2 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-372ztBUvCvs.html
@Jdogtoocool
@Jdogtoocool 2 года назад
“their little systems can’t handle it” fucked up but hilarious EDIT: thanks for all the likes y’all, the world needs more good laughs and positive energy :D
@dog514
@dog514 2 года назад
How is that fucked up
@spoileddiva80
@spoileddiva80 2 года назад
Hungry, happy, sleepy
@cuetoaa7074
@cuetoaa7074 2 года назад
That's just reality
@mitchhifi9192
@mitchhifi9192 2 года назад
@@dog514 Yeah I don't understand how that's messed up, it's like saying their little systems can't handle late nights like an adult.
@fenrirrising131
@fenrirrising131 2 года назад
@@dog514 some people cannot handle the truth
@greyday4784
@greyday4784 2 года назад
That drunk part was so accurate! 🤣 "goddammit I drove my car here tonight....goddammit IM DRIVING IT HOME! ALRIGHT?!" 🤣🤣👏👏👏
@daniellehatch5016
@daniellehatch5016 2 года назад
Fuckin tremendous!! 🤣
@quincybwalya2116
@quincybwalya2116 2 года назад
Drunk but responsible 😂🤣
@sensimania
@sensimania 6 месяцев назад
Option 3: its the only food place open at 1am when you arrive at a hotel from out of town (or another country). Room service ended before your arrival, and you haven't eaten since 3pm
@sensimania
@sensimania 4 месяца назад
@henrykrinkle8020 Yeah, I can imagine they eat a lot of junk on the road! I wish that I could've seen that gig. I enjoy watching some of his earlier work
@JR-Mystic
@JR-Mystic 3 месяца назад
Subway has entered the chat
@sensimania
@sensimania 3 месяца назад
@@JR-Mystic Oddly enough, I've never noticed a Subway open at 1am during my domestic & international travels
@donguapo7862
@donguapo7862 Месяц назад
​@@JR-Mysticyeah if you consider 9m late night
@gryffin0496
@gryffin0496 2 года назад
The sad part is this is true. I started working there a few days ago and I can confirm this to be true
@RememberPele
@RememberPele 2 года назад
Can confirm, i'm the ice cream machine
@brotherbootlegger1777
@brotherbootlegger1777 2 года назад
Get out while you can. Shit is not worth it my man.
@RememberPele
@RememberPele 2 года назад
@@brotherbootlegger1777 and steal as much from them as possible while you work
@johnnysalami27
@johnnysalami27 2 года назад
Still working at Mcdicks?
@alimaisam5573
@alimaisam5573 2 года назад
@NS23 you okay bro? I heard you want repair
@janjohnny4945
@janjohnny4945 2 года назад
Def Leppard casette moment 😂😂😂
@larrylamb3480
@larrylamb3480 2 года назад
He makes the obvious so funny ! He's not afraid to say what the hell we all are thinking but afraid to say ,right
@SPB___
@SPB___ 7 месяцев назад
Who tf is afraid of talking about McDonald's
@lukemaker4671
@lukemaker4671 2 года назад
McDonald's sausage McMuffin on a biscuit hits different at 1am when you're plastered Edit, Sausage egg and cheese biscuit Edit 2: bros I typed this whole I was exhausted. Chill 😂
@bartard5199
@bartard5199 2 года назад
i’m more of a 7 spicy potato soft tacos from tbell at 1am kinda guy
@gohansawyer3907
@gohansawyer3907 2 года назад
@@bartard5199 😂😂😂😂😂
@lukemaker4671
@lukemaker4671 2 года назад
@@bartard5199 I've never had one of those. I'll have to try one
@Bstonz85
@Bstonz85 2 года назад
Yeah, to go home a shit everywhere, but throw up half way home.
@spoileddiva80
@spoileddiva80 2 года назад
@@bartard5199 Same, they're freaking delicious 😋
@retematic2351
@retematic2351 2 года назад
Who the hell goes to a bar for ONE drink? Y'all know what y'all doing
@JasonDean2047
@JasonDean2047 2 года назад
I do
@retematic2351
@retematic2351 2 года назад
@@JasonDean2047 you're weak, lying or dumb enough to have you mental fortitude constitute a crime itself. Shit's cheaper in a fucking store braindead idiot
@karleyj9706
@karleyj9706 2 года назад
That's always my intention... sometimes it really is just one
@aarondesantiago3518
@aarondesantiago3518 2 года назад
Some my dad would say and end up absent all week
@toastyc9935
@toastyc9935 8 месяцев назад
​@@karleyj9706 weak
@justtzortz2010
@justtzortz2010 2 года назад
Poison burgers lol i cant stop laughing
@marynystrom9734
@marynystrom9734 2 года назад
And then there’s me who’s 23, single, and doesn’t drink and I go to McDonald’s at 12:00 am to get some fries.
@jordanwiley4582
@jordanwiley4582 2 года назад
And then there's me who's also 23, single, doesn't drink, and also goes to McDonald's at 12:00am for fries I make them cook fresh lol
@SmokingOctopus
@SmokingOctopus Год назад
Age is just a number🤣
@SlayersFan1988
@SlayersFan1988 Год назад
Only fries?
@Stnicxai
@Stnicxai 8 месяцев назад
@@jordanwiley4582you know they just take the same fries and put em back in the oil for a sec when ppl ask for that right?
@joec1882
@joec1882 6 месяцев назад
U ain't grown till ya 30 now
@nightowl3351
@nightowl3351 2 года назад
POV being responsible while drunk:goddamn it I’m driving home
@daniellehatch5016
@daniellehatch5016 2 года назад
Fuckin tremendous 🤣
@davidbarrozo6621
@davidbarrozo6621 Год назад
*”I’m a responsible adult right?” I drove it there Imma drive it back!”* golden. ❤😂
@The_Diddler
@The_Diddler 2 года назад
It's also for stoners and people that are hungover. 😅
@god3485
@god3485 2 года назад
Ok but chicken nuggets at 3am while drunk hit different
@Forrest1989
@Forrest1989 3 месяца назад
It's.. may I say? ....Godly?
@user-ck3bo8wd4p
@user-ck3bo8wd4p 2 года назад
Growing up my Dad would take me to McDonalds and loved playing Def Leppard in his truck all the time... I feel personally attacked! XD
@zachdragon7557
@zachdragon7557 2 года назад
Same with Taco Bell but we mostly do people high off their asses Takes 12 minutes for a high person to order a freaking taco
@slimcharles8963
@slimcharles8963 2 года назад
You must smoke with some rookies
@zachdragon7557
@zachdragon7557 2 года назад
@@slimcharles8963 Just to clarify I’m not smoking the weed I’m the one making the food
@Equinsu_Ocha69
@Equinsu_Ocha69 2 года назад
@@zachdragon7557 lame
@slimcharles8963
@slimcharles8963 2 года назад
@@zachdragon7557 ahhh, makes sense
@catsnatcher9197
@catsnatcher9197 6 месяцев назад
@@slimcharles8963 or you arent getting high enough
@Zipfei_Kloatscher
@Zipfei_Kloatscher 2 года назад
Bill Burr is really such a gentleman! 🙂👍🏻
@funnydude308
@funnydude308 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂aye don’t forget them apple pies
@tammyjones9017
@tammyjones9017 6 месяцев назад
He forgot pregnant and high people too😂😂😂😂😂
@markd1335
@markd1335 2 года назад
Pro tip Too drunk to drive? Do like I do and call AAA They bring me AND my car home! I know I know I'm a genius
@theguthboyw8982
@theguthboyw8982 2 года назад
Actually genius
@radovanprstojevic1060
@radovanprstojevic1060 Год назад
Do the carry you to your bed?
@davishahn3101
@davishahn3101 2 года назад
Count the stoned guys in😂
@musclecarmaniac6914
@musclecarmaniac6914 2 года назад
@Stnicxai
@Stnicxai 8 месяцев назад
The stoners are usually more of a Jack in the box/Taco Bell bunch if I’m correct, at least I am. Matter of fact Jack even seems to market _directly_ to em
@dergin38467
@dergin38467 6 месяцев назад
@@Stnicxaimunchie meals
@Fluffalo17
@Fluffalo17 5 месяцев назад
​@@Stnicxai I'm the odd ball who prefers shit like sushi and spicy food when I'm blazed 😂
@Stnicxai
@Stnicxai 5 месяцев назад
@@Fluffalo17 I’ll have spicy food at any time for any reason
@garyparsons533
@garyparsons533 2 года назад
I work night shift and the amount of drunk mcchickens we just handed out is fucking wild 😂😂
@goldenwaffle5672
@goldenwaffle5672 2 года назад
As an employee of McDonald’s, please don’t come through with crying children. It hurts
@mor9n243
@mor9n243 8 месяцев назад
McDonald's onions ketchup and mustard combo is UNREAL though I could never remake that at home on my burgers
@sammoore3258
@sammoore3258 2 года назад
Wholesome McDonald's childhood memory: mom hitting the drive thru and getting the happy meal with the gold Mewtwo Pokemon card
@MeadeJ67
@MeadeJ67 7 месяцев назад
No.
@0ipatchz
@0ipatchz 18 дней назад
Ahahahahaha I fuken love this comedian ahahahah
@highfive4752
@highfive4752 2 года назад
The next two minutes of this is priceless
@CurlySimmons-oy7le
@CurlySimmons-oy7le 6 дней назад
Look at him back pedal out of the de facto DUI charges. 😂
@johntuel2375
@johntuel2375 4 месяца назад
If you are in a drive thru after midnight, you are a drunk driver.
@devonrowe8933
@devonrowe8933 2 года назад
2 Double Cheeseburgers, no pickle, no onion. Large Fry, Fresh! Don't mind the wait. Large Caramel Frappe w/Extra Oreo. Drunk but Responsible.
@naysaykiller928
@naysaykiller928 2 года назад
Quit drinking and I haven't had mcdonalds since lol
@qwerty52676
@qwerty52676 2 года назад
Don't forget people who don't want to cook or wait for other food
@queenkool511
@queenkool511 4 часа назад
You damn right I'm driving it home. 😂😂😂
@samuelchepkwony4895
@samuelchepkwony4895 Год назад
"One to eleven" DAMN MAAAN! 😆😅🤣
@connorwilliams5785
@connorwilliams5785 2 года назад
A third type of person: The Stoned
@lewisner
@lewisner 9 месяцев назад
The last time I went to a UK McDonald's there was this kind of huge interactive display and I think the idea was that you ordered from it instead of going to the counter and giving your order to a person. I left and found a fast food joint where I could interact with a human being.
@patrickstogsdill74
@patrickstogsdill74 2 года назад
For Drunk person and children lmao 🤣
@nudonarises
@nudonarises 7 месяцев назад
Bill Burr is so dam funny 😁 😂 😀
@was3513
@was3513 2 года назад
Today I ordered 40 Mcnuggets, they're the first thing I've eaten from McDonald's in years.
@IllNacs
@IllNacs 2 года назад
I don’t care what anyone says. McDonald’s taste good to me so I eat it sometimes, I know it isn’t healthy, but I’m already a little fat and I don’t get fatter. So fuck it cuz I’m lovin’ it. 😂
@FionaChandoll
@FionaChandoll 2 года назад
I dont get drunk snd I'm an adult It figures why I don't like McDonald's
@MadChrisp
@MadChrisp 2 года назад
Sounds boring
@notthed0d791
@notthed0d791 2 года назад
@@MadChrisp yeah damn not dying of a heart attack prematurely is so boring, too much time on this earth we should just start killing ourselves as fast as possible with our lifestyles
@yorampaar2011
@yorampaar2011 2 года назад
@@MadChrisp Imagine not getting drunk or going to McDonalds automatically means someone's boring
@lateniteskratch
@lateniteskratch 2 года назад
I'm falling for this guy...not sure I wanted to cuz thought he was a lil sacrilegious...however he is funny asf... 😆 🤣 😂 😹 great comedian
@Zachary-
@Zachary- 2 года назад
Drink and drive responsibly - Budweiser
@dustinsloan8506
@dustinsloan8506 2 года назад
I'm drunk and just ordered McDonald's door dash, and this is the first short I see. He's 100% correct lmao and hello to my agent watching me.
@bobbyknight3589
@bobbyknight3589 8 месяцев назад
So true 😂😂😁😁 that being said I Eaton at McDonald's 🍟🍔🥓 just because I was hungry 😂
@echochambers5016
@echochambers5016 4 месяца назад
So true, my drunk children always eat McDonalds
@MikeC2K10
@MikeC2K10 9 месяцев назад
You're watching RU-vid shorts, and Bill Burr won't shut up... McDonald's!
@thierryvt
@thierryvt 8 месяцев назад
TIL I'm either drunk or a child when I'm on my way home late after work.
@A1thesigma
@A1thesigma 4 месяца назад
Daughter is literally sleep before we make it back home 😂😂
@ARJ_KKK
@ARJ_KKK 2 года назад
I was working maintenance one day and a drunk woman and other people in car came through the drive threw while I was sweeping the lot and asked me if I was open then I explained we wasn’t open. So I’m thinking this maybe true 😂
@genejing09
@genejing09 15 дней назад
McDonald's should actually be illegal. My daughter is 9 and she has only had McDonald's twice in her life. The first time she was so excited that she ate part of it. The second time after her first bite she spit it out and asked me how parents could feed their children that garbage.
@c-light7624
@c-light7624 2 года назад
Drunk logic. You love it and hate it at the same time 😂
@brianellinger6622
@brianellinger6622 6 месяцев назад
miss laura came up with that "all on her own"
@Miss_Eldritch
@Miss_Eldritch 2 года назад
I guess I'm a drunk child
@SamwichYT
@SamwichYT 2 года назад
People give drunk drivers a bad wrap, it’s the drunk crashers we should be mad at
@nazgul7914
@nazgul7914 2 года назад
So this is what Erik Ten Hag does in his spare time
@tomasgarau5338
@tomasgarau5338 2 года назад
who is the hell is that lol
@denholmreynholm7993
@denholmreynholm7993 2 года назад
@@tomasgarau5338 manchester united manager
@tomasgarau5338
@tomasgarau5338 2 года назад
@@denholmreynholm7993 oh that makes more sense now
@sheepgod35
@sheepgod35 2 года назад
Man from breaking bad
@Lilaclady14
@Lilaclady14 8 месяцев назад
I’m only gonna have one… 11 drinks later😂😂😂😂
@amanullahkariapper2503
@amanullahkariapper2503 6 месяцев назад
Def Leppard! I'd totally forgotten them!
@SG-dg6oi
@SG-dg6oi 8 месяцев назад
Def Leppard cassette LOL
@georgedwynejonhson9632
@georgedwynejonhson9632 2 года назад
In England McDonald’s is treated more like heaven
@calebmendoza5067
@calebmendoza5067 7 месяцев назад
Drinking Gatorade helps me sober up quickly.
@nickesparza3758
@nickesparza3758 9 месяцев назад
Bill burr and Dave Chappelle are the goats!
@braydenschleper5284
@braydenschleper5284 2 года назад
i verify this. i was once a kid and used to go there and me and my buddies always used to go there otw back from parties
@Sh4dowbanned
@Sh4dowbanned 2 года назад
How fat?
@Sh4dowbanned
@Sh4dowbanned 2 года назад
How fat are you? On a scale from 1-obese kid from 8th grade, how much?
@braydenschleper5284
@braydenschleper5284 2 года назад
@@Sh4dowbanned 155. want me to send a pic ? i don’t eat there anymore lmao, heaviest i’ve been is 180 and that’s when i played football and had 7 percent body fat
@codyreber8370
@codyreber8370 7 месяцев назад
Or me at 2:30 in the morning when I finally get off work on Thursday or Friday. This guy has shown up in TV shows, end of the week runs late in the film industry.
@thepalehorse1980
@thepalehorse1980 2 года назад
Def leopard, huh? He al ways seemed like a Warrant guy to me. 😁
@soganoflarider
@soganoflarider 2 года назад
Here in the south we call it “WAFFLE HOUSE” 😂😂😂
@Rose-yx6jq
@Rose-yx6jq 2 года назад
I have the app. I don't drink. But it's surprisingly effective at killing the munchies for me. ☘️
@ianrawlings2546
@ianrawlings2546 2 года назад
McDonald's where I live just exists to make people angry. Can't get through, don't get what you ordered, one napkin for every $100.00 spent (if you get any), cold fries, full of cops, bloody paper straws...
@Nicole19989
@Nicole19989 Год назад
Oh, you must live near where I live!
@rolfdekraauw8087
@rolfdekraauw8087 9 месяцев назад
We have Turkish food for when we are drunk "kapsalon!"
@pandareijgah3820
@pandareijgah3820 2 года назад
I feel personally attacked
@mysterious144
@mysterious144 2 года назад
Truer words have never been spoken 🤣🤣🤣
@bmo14lax
@bmo14lax 2 года назад
It exists for real estate. That's it. Food just happens to be there
@gr-8166
@gr-8166 2 года назад
It’s also for tourists. Easy way to know who’s American is by just setting up a McDonald’s
@Mark-eb2jc
@Mark-eb2jc 2 года назад
I’m sorry but a Big Mac is the best cure to a hang over I personally have encountered
@foreman3737
@foreman3737 3 месяца назад
Even if you decide to sleep in your car, you are still going to get in trouble if cought.
@goldmother2238
@goldmother2238 2 года назад
Mcdonalds aint that bad and I'm a health food fanatic. Unlike high end restaurants that charge you an arm and a leg and still give have the same crap on the menu
@wolfsvntn75
@wolfsvntn75 9 месяцев назад
I've don't that. Luckily I made it home. I left the bar. Woke up parked in my back yard. But what really happened. Was I raised all kinds of hell in town. Marshall's got called. I passed them on the way out. Nobody knew who I was. 😂😂
@lidge1994
@lidge1994 2 года назад
I will say, they make a pretty great Cappuccino in the mall I work at (it's not a real McDonald's, so it might have better quality)
@Consabre
@Consabre 2 года назад
watching this while standing in mcdonalds as 40 year old waiting for my 20-pack nuggets meal .
@moocow6189
@moocow6189 2 года назад
Truth Hurts
@williecooper882
@williecooper882 2 года назад
People back in the day, McDonald’s was selling horse meat and saying it was beef. Do your research, and stay conscious people. He’s speaking facts.
@brianbrown1577
@brianbrown1577 7 месяцев назад
Total crock of shit illegal to have horse meat that would be france
@jonnym4670
@jonnym4670 2 года назад
U can tell it's been awhile since bill had a 9 to 5 and in a rush with a million things to do
@ScarredRomeo
@ScarredRomeo 2 года назад
I don’t drink, but I had a “poisonous” Big Mac and large fries a couple of days ago after not eating all day and it was delicious.
@DengueBurger
@DengueBurger 2 года назад
True, I’m a manchild Gotta love some salty fries and an icy Coca Cola
@bladestalker9365
@bladestalker9365 2 года назад
I'd like to add a 3rd. The 3rd shift people who only have two options. One is a gas station of questionable food or the questionable food at McDonald's.
@phantomrio5222
@phantomrio5222 2 года назад
Drunk people and children....wait, I thought it was why KFC existed??? Damn, gonna have to get sober. Someday.
@Husk69
@Husk69 2 года назад
As a person who was drunk at McDonald’s at 1:00am All of it is true
@jayhaddan7927
@jayhaddan7927 2 года назад
They are actually one of the biggest real estate corporations
@LonelyOutlaw
@LonelyOutlaw 2 года назад
The happy meal is for children. The big Mac is for big bois. Or the double quarter pounder. I do love me a double quarter pounder.
@justynkelefas5738
@justynkelefas5738 9 месяцев назад
Is this one of his specials ? Where can i watch this
@bizran123
@bizran123 7 месяцев назад
Perks of living in a walkable country, you can do all that hammer down drinks like Paul gascoine all without the worry about driving at 2cm per hour because you don’t wanna plow into a family of 5
@Craven_Moorehead
@Craven_Moorehead 2 года назад
I once asked for a sausage and egg mcmuffin with bacon and they gave me an egg and cheese mcmuffin. I just want the sausage goddamn it 😩
@fefyfefingtion1530
@fefyfefingtion1530 8 месяцев назад
My big sister’s eats McDonald’s a lot the only reason is cuz she hates all the restaurants in the area and the only restaurant she likes in our area is McDonald’s
@vibechecked7522
@vibechecked7522 2 года назад
I would like to add an additional type: Depressed adults who have given up and decide that McDonald's is better than crashing the fucking car.
@p00nerbro1
@p00nerbro1 2 года назад
I’m right there with you brother.
@donaldclarksr.906
@donaldclarksr.906 Месяц назад
Lol😂😂😂😂BILL BURR IS SICK, but it's true..
@dakotasavage2192
@dakotasavage2192 2 года назад
I work at McDonald’s and trust me I get a lot of children and drunk people and straight up idiots
@kennethrussell1158
@kennethrussell1158 2 года назад
I've never thought about it before but he's right.
@xArsVivendi
@xArsVivendi 6 месяцев назад
what's the name of this set? I think I haven't seen it yet. :)
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