Nia is right cause I used to never be able to get girls to date me until I got comfortable with myself cause girls respond to confidence but not hubris
I love when Nia is on. She acts like such a priviledged brat, but Bill always knocks her down a peg, and she ends up agreeing. Both of them together are hilarious
Join the track team, as long as it mixed-sex which is typical. You meet a wide rang of girls from your school in an athletic environment, but the best part is a track meets. They last so damn long and there's always down time to meet girls from other schools.
I didn’t get laid till my 19th b day. I literally did the same thing Bill advised against. I tried to be friends with them first and immediately got friend zoned. Learned afterwards that all ya have to do is charm/flirt and just go for it when the time comes
The next time she says something especially funny...give her your sweetest look and smile and say"you are just too cute,I like you" then say you have to go but you'll catch her later. AND make sure to look back at her as you walk away. Men in general don't feel the need to look back and get one more glimpse so if she can catch you doing that...bam! Best of luck to you!
My female friend once picked up a guy by telling him she messed around with one of his friends. That was her opener and they were together for over a year
As far as the just walking up and asking for it like bill was talking about ive saw friends over the years use this method and it work. I learned over the years how to do it myself but I'll admit it has a low success rate (about 20%) and you'll get cussed and smacked occasionally but if you straight up ask 10 women to sleep with you and 2 accept the offer is it really that bad of a tactic. It sure beat getting friend zoned all the time
Best starter I've ever heard as long as the girl has an inkling of confidence. *look at them with a bit of a puzzled look, then with a smile*: Those shoes? Really?
It took me till my early 20s to learn a trick in flirting most guys don't seem to know. A one liner is a good flirt and way to check if done correctly. You say a solid one liner to whoever you are hoping to pick up and fall back a good ways but still in sight. Wait and see if you get eye contact or if she appears to be looking for what may be where you went. It's a solid method for guys with lower confidence or fear of rejection and a good method overall. If you get eye contact across the room tho, Go back and talk a bit and don't fuck it up that's all you gotta do and a number or date is basically guaranteed. A good one liner back off and seem occupy yourself while waiting for a check or eye contact. The check is hit and miss tho as they may be looking for other parties, you'll usually know when you walk up to speak again tho. Might be something as small as a smile or a hair tuck or flip. 10 to 20 percent of women tho will watch out for doing these signals and actually be interested tho. See a pretty girl, talk to her. She dosent seem like your type. You save the number and maybe make a booty call of her or you just move on. Rejection ruins some guys, it's best to blow it off tho It's not big deal most attempts by far end in rejection. Doing this method tho I'd say you got an 80% chance or so of not being rejected tho. The one liner can't be a pick up line tho and needs to be rather quick. If done right you can even say a quick line to several women and wonder off a little ways and wait for one to make eye contact. If you are spotted making the one liners by the previous ones tho it tends to hurt your chances tho again a small portion will be the opposite and possibly initiate something. The one that initiates something after seeing you deliver another one liner to another women tho, will usually leave with you very quickly if you just ask and want to leave.
It should be obvious but do not be staring at her until she looks at you and you've made eye contact. A few seconds of a stare at most then and walk up.
most of mine started as friends which i seriously regret progressing because they were pretty cool friends. theres no un-crossing that bridge for the most part
That 11:10 moment when you imagine yourself hanging out with them. Nia: You blew it Bill: There was nothing to blow Me: That's what she said (*we all laugh til we pop, we become lifelong friends and they set me up with their perfect female companion friend and we hang out happily forever thereafter*)
Love your podcasts bill and your comidy. You and your wife makes great couple 👫 Can't wait till you break up and she takes half your shit we will get some great stand-up material 😊😉
You can't be friends with women. The girls choose you and you just have to follow up after eye contact, look away and see if she's still looking. Even though men have to ask out women in the US the women usually choose you, it's harder to convince a girl to like you but it is possible, just be direct and confident. Don't say hang out, say go out. Just tell her she's pretty, or give her some other compliment
Nia isn't whiny or annoying unless Bill gets her into one of those ruts and its like "come on dudes, be a little self aware" but with her she feels it so its like ok, lets try to figure out if we can pave this road, so you can make the turn instead of fish tailing. Its an interesting window into seeing what happens when he practices what he preaches. Course its a bit fudged to have the world in on it, but w/e you don't blame a dude who's made his money in farming from smelling like farm.
The hair is always a good one, ask if they have done something to their hair. If they have, they will appreciate you noticing, if they haven't you usually get "No, why" and you have an opening to say that she looks different, and start a conversation.
You guys are too old for this, sorry lol since he is a bit weird, go to a party and see a girl making eyes at you. Wait a few minutes go up to her compliment one thing and let her start talking. Talking talking Talking, just nod and say “yeah” look around like there’s something more important and slowly through the night give her more or less attention depending on how many friends she’s with. (Less with more friends). That will get you atleast a number if she’s just as shy and weird as you
Typical Nia. She can't figure out why it's so hard to give dating advice for men, then Bill points out that she's never been in the position of having to be a man trying to hook up with a chick (which is a completely reasonable explanation for the difficulty she is having), and she immediately sneers and gets bitchy. Just shuts it down with a "we're not going there." It boggles the mind as to how such an easily-offended person somehow lives with Bill Burr. One would think you'd need tougher skin to cohabitate with him.
THEY ALREADY DISCUSSED IT! You guys really hear what you don't wanna hear racist piece of shit. You know how Bill doesn't drop anything either it'd be tiring to keep discussing the same shit over and over.
RotGtIE That's not what they were saying. Bill said "As a woman you don't have to..." but that's kind of wrong. Women still make efforts and fail. Even though it doesn't seem like it. That's the discussion I think Nia was referring to