Bill Burr talks about "Planet of the Apes," and the rating PG-13. Bill Burr Podcast Link: www.billburr.com/category/podcast Intro Song: Jim Jones - We Fly High (Reggaeton Remix) • Jim jones ft Tego cald...
Idk I like Rise the most. I’m re-watching all 3 of them again, Rise was last night, Dawn is tonight, War is tomorrow. The trilogy is all around amazing though
That movie was interesting because I feel like most audiences were rooting for the Humans. but in the end Nature shit stomped the fuck out of us so hey, still a good movie.
@@twyckoff87 That's because it's usually the case that you're rooting for the protagonist of the story and not the antagonist. I mean it's pretty clear that the apes have a quite peaceful existence until humans show up and mess everything up.
Quentin Tarrantino net worth- 100 million Martin Scorsese net worth- 100 million Michael Bay net worth- 430 million I think that sums up pg13. Quality doesn't equal cash.
@@bodanmcgraw3272 Since 2000 Bay has directed 10 movies and Tarantino has done 9. It's more a question of how much money those movies have made. Bay makes summer blockbusters and has several billion+ movies under his belt whereas an R rated Tarantino movie is considered a massive success if it makes about half that.
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Michael Bay is such an asshole. At least in the 90ies his dumb movies were fun.
Jaws was PG, Poltergeist, Temple of Doom (heart ripping out, crocodile kills, the big dude that was steamrolled to death, the dinner scene, etc.) Tourist Trap... The Texas Chain Saw Massacre was made to get a PG rating, but as little blood as it had (mainly only Franklin's death scene) it received an R rating due to tone.
A bunch of guys get killed on screen, and then there's that acid trip horror show. Would have thought that would be enough for PG. But PG didn't exist back then I think.
@@cleanharry3770 If she was a man 100% he of bit the dick off too..... They purposely do that .. The stuff you need and like the most. They wont attack your arm after your fingers/hand is gone, On the too the eyes or weiner,
THE BEST IS BLESSED hahaha! Not gonna lie, I would probably delete my comment too and hide from embarrassment for the rest of my life if I said whatever it is that guy said.
Dude, this was truly a great one! Congrats on your editing efforts. Seriously. You’ve visually come so far since your earliest videos and in this one it’s so apparent. Solid job all around!
Dude the faces of death part where the monkeys freaking out before they bash its head in with mallets gives me chills but Bill is so hilarious I can't help but laugh
《°• K0R0ZE •°》 It was a reference to how distressed the thing is, they are not good humans. Imagine a human infant in its place but for a moment, feel the pain if you can. Held against its will.
It was a trained monkey hit with foam mallets. So, no monkey was harmed. Just mildly traumatised. Apparently, the table was real though. They shipped it in from China where it seems they are used in some places. Horrific, but no worse than a laboratory monkey. Air France are the main company who ship live primates for testing.
Bill should do what the guy from Dog Whisperer does: put the monkey on its side, while holding its neck, then release it after 30 seconds. It sends a clear message: "I could have killed you, but I chose not to".
i guess it works. I had to be abit rougher. I have a doberman. rescued. He's great except I think MAYBE the last owner abused him. But only the man. WHen my wife is hysterical, he's chill. When I get angry, he's on guard. ANd he used to try not to take orders from me. Like, he was just defiant. Well, in MY house I'M the fucking head. YOu're not going around pissing all over my walls, garage door, bench etc. and definitely won't growl at me simply because I approached you. I had two choices, train him, or let him die...they were going to put him down. No one was going to adopt this dog the way he was. I don't like the idea ofdogs being put down. Espcially when you KNOW the problem. So..we fought. And I mean that literally. He growled and snapped, got my arm. I immediately grabbed him by the neck, lifted him up, slammed him down and dug my fingers around his throat...replicating the bite of a dog around his neck. Held him down until he let go of my arm...continued to hold him down, growl and shake him a bit then sit there and stare dead in his eyes while he's strugglin to breathe. once i felt him calm down a slight bit, i loosend...but he snarled again and i immediately went backto the throat. adn shook I"ve seen dogs fight a lot when Iwas a kid...I had to do my best to replicate me being the bigger baddest dog that he felt he couldn't beat. got him calm and that went on for about a few weeks toa month. NOt daily, but at least once or twice a week. Had to get ashock collar for backup. YEs, I have bite marks all over my left arm...3yrs later. HE only caught me 3x but he got in good and shook the first couple of times. well, 3yrs later, and he's like a little puppy. Runs around the yard with no collar or ever being tied. I stay in the woods so I'm not worried about strangers being bit. If they come to my area, then they'ed have to worry about he gun before the dog. He only has one tick. he does NOT like being picked up. HE'll tense, but he's slowly getting out of that...but, hey..I don't like being tickled. Ive punched a LOT of people, even my own uncle since I was a kid. Everyone has a limt. My point I think...laying o the sides...may need more than that. And amonkey has more attacks and strength than a dog. I'm beefy. But I'm only 5'4" and that doberman is solid. I don't think I could handle a wild wirey but strong as fuck monkey that way. He'd just have to be shot . wouldn't even wait for animal control.
It’s weird. I once had a dream which was like a rated r planet of the apes. It was like a horror movie almost, like it very rarely showed the violence in my dream but it was implied and it was some how scarier lol
i do have guilty pleasure of Disney Tarzan. Mainly because i atleast can buy the built he has in that one would make sense or how he looked if he lived in the wild. Not to mention it doesnt just go like "oh look a vine..weeee" its more just a guy who is really fast at getting around in the jungle with different paths. But the overall rant was pretty hilarious.
Yes I made it in the intro!!!!! 0:09 the moment my erectile dysfunction was cured forever. Finally son now take your spanking like a good boy for taking so long!
Conquest for the planet of the apes was more violent than this and it was PG, hell the original was violent and was rated G (I know it was before the rating system was fully a thing but still)
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Was still a good movie though. This was hilarious, but man what I've always wanted is an R rated Jurassic Park. (Not some lame knock off, but with the top level special effects)
@@darkashtar More like Z grade lol, those velociraptors looked like stop motion hand puppets but the gore effects were pretty good. I liked how dark The Lost World was in contrast to the first but the ending was seriously ridiculous. And don't get me started on the third movie...
Whenever I hear about the personalities of chimps and monkeys, I get the feeling I'm reading about the lives of the most stupid, ugly human beings in the world. After hearing about the behavior of these little horrors, I not only don't want to own a primate, I feel no sympathy for them whatsoever. For example, the capuchin a couple of years ago who attacked the woman who raised it and bit her ten times over a bag of peanuts. That nasty, little furball was lucky it wasn't beaten to death with a bat. And afterwards, she still felt sorry for it? Amazing. She actually paid to send the thing to a primate sanctuary. Truly, some people have more money than brains... The coming collapse of the dollar may be a good thing if it cures us of these weird hang-ups we've developed over the past 60 years. I mean hang-ups like confusing animals with children or feeling sorry for primitive primates that hurt us. Normal, healthy people do not sit around obsessing about the problems of animals from Africa. Get as offended about that as you like... *IT'S THE TRUTH*
@@BrettonFerguson Right. Let's pick on the "drinking game" guy for some reason, but let's not say a damn thing about the legions of sheep panhandling for likes by copy/pasting the *same goddamn* "keep it simple..." bullshit on every Bill Burr video ever. We'll let that slide. We'll find it funny several thousand times, in fact! Fuck that drinking game guy, though. I hope his face gets ripped off by PG-13 monkeys.
