My gay friend came onto to me once in the past and I swear it was the biggest ego stroke in the world hahaha it was like 10 compliments from 10 different women. I was walking around with a HUGE head on me thinking "I'm soo damn good looking even guys want me" 🤣🤣🤣 Of course I was slapped back down to reality after a few rejections from women haha
Gay men don't hold back on us straight guys. A. because if you're truly straight, they're not worried about rejection so they're not really taking a risk by saying it. B. I have heard a lot of gay men say they fantasize about "turning people".
I used to paint apartments in Manhattan in my 20s and a lot of my clients were gay, and a lot of them were really nice to me and would "say things." (I'm straight, BTW.) I would just say "Thank you" and continue. I think if you live where there are a lot of gays, you just calm down about it, and most of 'em want other gay dudes, just relax.
I kind of get how some people are put off, though. If you're femme and you're into girls, even a number of "straight" dudes look at you like a walking pocket hole.
@@G-Mastah-Fash Some people travel, work far from home or simply do not have enough time to paint their place themselves. Paying someone else to do so is a perfectly normal thing to do
Banks ordering ridiculous amounts of money thanks to Covid causing the routes to take longer as I load and unload more than it needs also to have brand new fed money jam the damn thing. And people want to give me fucking attitudes because “waaaaa Im in a hurry.” Yeah and my wife is bitching I’m on my fourth 12 hour day in a row and I’m not getting back out of the truck until you fuck off.... NO YOU CANT WAIT RIGHT THERE, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ROB ME OR SOMETHING?!?! No, great, then go back to not trying to rob me in your car and wait your turn like I did.
I've got some bad news for you Bill, Maple Leaf Gardens is a grocery store now. (I'm not kidding) The Leafs play at the Scotiabank arena now. There is an area for live shows just outside.
When I was in high school my best friend was Bi and when I went back for my first class reunion in 93, a few of us went to a local gay bar called The Crossroads (it was an old rail station modified into a bar). Side note: Gay bars have the best prices on drinks. While there, some guy came up to us and asked me how big (meaning tall) I was (I am 6'5) To which I relied in a effeminate male voice: Big enough big boy. The entire group died laughing and the guy who asked choked on his drink. We all had a great time there and no, I am not gay or bi, I am very straight but I could not pass up that ( as Bill might say) Lay-up. I am also a sarcastic asshole lol
@@ThriftStoreTalent Oh some crazy flat Earther wrote him a letter and he went off about it on the podcast. Just search flat earther Bill burr. It's hilarious.
I remember Chillen in a Taco Bell parking lot and some chubby guy pulled up abruptly shouted out the window hey sexy and did the tongue wiggle dog bowl water thing and I never felt so uncomfortable and shocked but I also learned I actually was attractive knowing both teams want me lmao
that atm guy is definitely a moderately overweight, no hair, goatee having pantera listening punisher logo on his pickup truck “the last thing you wanna do is piss me off” type of guy
6:22 Bill when ur Canadian, T-shirt and shorts weather, is like Snow jacket weather in LA lol you might be dressed up like an Eskimo, but were still wearing our summer clothes. It snowed ONE TIME 2020, on christmas, and then it continued to rain and rain and now its like fall weather again. Come to the best part of canada, the WEST COAST. And do a show! Come to Vancouver, or Chilliwack! (You have no reason ever in your life to visit chilliwack, the whole town smells like pot smoke, with a Cow manure undertone. lol But hey, Snoop dogg came here to do a show on the reservation before weed was legal, so why not Billy the Balding Ballsack Burr lol X) Vancouver is a great place all jokes aside, you just dont wanna go further north where its cold, or in the middle of the country in the prairies where its boring as fuck, or on the east coast where everyone has a bible firmly wedged in their lower intestine. lol
😂 😂 😂 0:55 min > 1:16 min 😂 😂 😂 And I also know some of the guys who you think are "straight"! 😂 😂 😂 The guy who wrote the letter is Funny, the cold and dry humor is great!
Just so you're all aware, the way Bill Burr just described how he feels about gay men checking him out - That's how all women feel. If you glance we don't notice, if you're stairing us down WE DO NOT LIKE THIS! (I am of course speaking on behalf of myself and my friends who I've spoken to about such subjects.)
Women ive met dont know boundries either cant tell you the amount of times some chick spanked my ass at school or at work thinking it was cute sum people just arent raised with social awareness
Seriously Ive never understood how chicks felt with the creepy leering then when i lived in Vancouver BC as a male ginger. Apparently its a thing for gay dudes to try and turn a ginger to the other side 🤦♂️
I went to a couple gay bars,with my bro,who was gay,think I was a little curious and wanted to show him I was cool with it and supported him.i ain’t going to lie I got really scared,some of the guys weren’t what I expected big biker looking dudes,lol.looking at me like a piece of meat.i made my brother go with me to the bathroom every time.a lot of them were really cool too.them dudes don’t play,there out to hook up.at the same time I felt good,like another dude commented on this vid,was like damn I would kill it if I was gay.😅
if he was born where guys make his d hard and he can't do anything about it then what would you say to a guy who says kids make his d hard? What if he never does anything to kids, never even speaks to them and never watches any cp, is it then okay because everything is in his head and he's not affecting anyone but himself? He can't help himself, he was born that way.
Why can't straight men get away with, "take it as a compliment"? Why isn't it harassment or creepy when gay men solicit straight men? I don't care what anyone says, "homophobic" is reverse psychology, game to guilt straight men into excepting abuse and perversion.
That my friend is a workable theory. Good thing i got an Xbox for my son. Now instead of getting bored and start wondering what a dose of vitamin D in the keester is like he can just play minecraft.
@@shitass6963 nope prove me wrong 😂 seriously I want to hear your argument cause babies are all blank pieces of paper so everything they know is taught and learned
@@DBrokeMillenial was a genuine question, calm it lol. Clear things up for me for a sec, it seems like Ur implying that homosexuality is a choice and more cultural than anything?
@@DBrokeMillenial i disagree aggree. No one taught me to like ladies. I just do. I tried being gay for awhile, not for me. You should always try something 3 or 4 times to make sure. And my friend no amount of teaching is make me like it.
