When you finally figure out that you don't have to care if a God is real or not and just focus on being the best you, you'll truly be at peace with yourself.
Just think about what would have happened if Pilate insisted to not crucify Jesus. Like he really didnt like to wash his hands. I imagine Jesus thinking "oh well, thats good bye to salvation" lol
@@Watcher4111 we need a savior. If Adam and eve didn't to it, or Pilate didn't kill someone else would. Humans love not taking advice and killing each other.
I live in the middle east, and I had a group of super religious friends, and they were the worst, they would always shame women who don't dress as they think they should, make fun of other religions, thought it was cool when an atheist or a gay guy died, they were actually happy with the Orlando attack, and everytime I try to have a debate with them, they have the flimsiest arguments that made no sense and they refuse to believe otherwise, they were insufferable, and always play the victim role when someone criticizes their religion, eventually I cut all ties with them, and my mental health improved drastically!
I spent many years in the church and had many questions from seminary. I’ve seen enough egocentric, celebrity pastor like shenanigans that’ll make you wonder is blind loyalty really a good? I eventually walked away and I agree with your conclusion.
@@kantraxoikol6914 I dunno, sometimes they were great, amazing people and we had a lot in common, but since I started slowly sharing my thoughts with them I discovered a disgusting Side about them
if I am going to end up, ass-up in the ocean naked, I am going to start living with mis-matched socks so when people look for survivors I will be the story that they tell everyone around the camp fire.
Mankinds most arrogant thought was to think he was alone in the universe, the second, was to think he could conquer it. Id like an "I love Bill" t-shirt that has a Bill Burr claymation picture instead of Mr. Bill.
even though i know that god is a sad joke that some dude made up you gotta understand that if god was real time is not a thing in whatever capacity people want to believe he exists so technically saying something "do you think god has the time" is kind of an impossible yet possible statement
Where human arrogance lies ,is in the fact that we made the supreme being in OUR image.Think about the diversity of life ,on this planet.Life has been here for billions of years.In geological time ,we have only been here a split second.
Bill is asking the wrong question: Why would god give us free will, if some of us are going to live wrong anyway? I mean the dude is all-knowing, so he knew he created some of us to go to hell. Then why have the end-of-life conversation? Because who's fault is it that I was created this way? Take a guess…
Seems like the life review would be automated or part of the upload process as your life experience gets added to the database of everything. Ya know? and then that explains your life purpose, too, which isn't much more than just gathering reconnaissance.
I see it like this, God is outside of time, space and matter (if he exists and have created the universe). So if "he" would have a life review with you, it would at the same time take no time at all and go on for a eternity. So "he" could have a life review not only with every human that have ever lived, he could have one with every life form that has ever lived, in the entirety of the universe, all through time, from it's creation until it's end, without it taking "him" any "real" time at all, at the same "time".
@@marcushillerstrom25 it makes no sense to say that something could exist ''outside of space'' because the word ''outside'' is itself a description of somethings position in space.
@@alistairwatt8767 No not outside as in outside of something else, outside as in "not effected by". God is said in the Bible to have created space, because before there was nothing. No space, no time, no matter, hence is he "outside" of space.
I once pulled up to a jack rabbit that got ran over , but wasn't harmed , I told him he better go ! , He just sat there. So I got out picked him up & put m into my passenger side of my car , & went to the bar , &a few hrs later I met 2 people who wanted to go to a get to together , & the dude who sat in the front passenger seat , got in I look & he's got that Jack rabbit on his lap petting it! LMAO , that fricken rabbit stayed in my car for two weeks ! He left on that Easter Sunday ! He moved into the next doors neighbors garage,. Idk if which is weirder the rabbit or the guy petting the rabbit, his name was von van Buren ? Wtf? Who the hell has a name like that , showed me his license and sure enough it was legit
@@stellarcubicbeam7760 Opinions. Like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink as much. Point was, if he knows Haake, he sure knows Hoglan already. And, point was good drumming, not what kind of drumming.
An now apply the idea of how absurd the reviewing life aspect of God is, and apply it to all the other LITERALLY INSANE shit written in (almost the entirety) the Bible
What's the point of a god reviewing with you to begin with anyway? Shouldn't he already know how this all plays out and not be taken by surprise at all? Why reward or punish someone forever for something they temporarily did?
Funny, I've always told my kids (now 17yrs. & 23yrs.), "All liars grow up to be weathermen!" How many times have you had to drag around an umbrella during a hot & sunny day? All cause of a dude on the weather channel said, "90% chance of rain today." Y'all _know_ deep down, Imma lil bit right.🤣🤣🤣
When will Twinkle Toes Helicopter pilot take a Giant Nose dive. How Dopey Bill is and can actually find such awesome piece of Machinery - Too Funny.. I never worry about global warming
Billy trying to find fault in a rabbit: "Sure, they could use some invise-line, but nobody's perfect, right?" It's these little dumb side remarks that makes this show perfect without guests.
God has an assistant, named Saint Peter, but OK 🙈🙉🙊 I'm not a Christ follower (I don't identify deeply as theistic or atheistic) but I've read the Bible.
Man, that job has to suck. Customer service in heavens got to be the worst gig ever. Take the most BS religious claims ever, throw in some misunderstanding due to lack of any clarity and conflicting stories, then drop a single dude into the mix who's job it is to sort it. The hell that dude do to god to piss him off?
I definitely believe there are higher powers. However, his word for humans is perfect, "arrogant". To think we can understand higher powers is insane to me. Not to mention the people that we are made in "his" image. I see no evidence that we are somehow supreme beings. We have the biggest prefrontal cortex on this planet, that's it.
In the Bible, a lot is written about the creation of our world and nothing about the creation of our moon and the other stars, except their creation. I wonder why is that? Why does he not list the stars and that there are many more moons besides the moon that "illuminates the earth" (a false detail that is very strange that the Creator does not know for some reason)? And what about space? Who created it? The stars move away from each other, what causes this? This is another thing that is not true. Why did he not state about the creation of the days and nights that when one side of the earth is lit, the other side is dark and the reason for it? Who created the North and South Poles (these are very important parts of the earth)? How did God create free will, when he created each person in a certain way (how will he respond to the circumstances of his life) and also the circumstances in which he will live? - It goes against the possibility of free will! Are the other stars populated and why does he not also judge the aliens for their actions? If God exists and there is a way not to be judged at the end of life, we will want to know what the way is ... How can a person believe such a story with all the holes in it?
Drinking in the woods! 🖐🏻 In my day, when cops caught us in the woods or in a cemetery, they'd take our booze and tell us to evaporate. Now they beat the sh*t out of you before they lock you up for doing silly things like that. 🙄
Rabbits? Sure, but have you seen Zebras? Just standing there waiting to be eaten after they get tortured to death. You can't even miss them, they are marked by black and white stripes pretty much spelling "target" all over them....Rabbits...at least rabbits have some chance to stay alive, longer.
Even though this a good bit, it's worthy to mention that our time here is a fraction of God's time. It's like hitting the fast forward button on the VHS tape. God can sum up 80 years in 8 minutes
I never understood Jesus turning water into whine Like why whine? Why only whine? And why only water? Why not something else What a stupid power I swear
Maybe there were others but that's just the one they wrote down. Maybe at home he turned it into whiskey and at New Year's he turned it into vodka. Maybe he figured out how to turn mud into White Russians, but they didn't have a word for that so they didn't write that down.
