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Bill Burr - What Separates Me From Psychos 

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#BillBurr on his intrusive thoughts, how much he hates street fairs, and why he thinks we should stop neutering our dogs.
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Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2007.
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@yourdailydoseofnegativity189
@yourdailydoseofnegativity189 2 года назад
I'm convinced Bill Burr isn't actually a comedian, he just can't afford a therapist 😂😂😂😂😂 love Bill!
@samdobie6748
@samdobie6748 2 года назад
Bill Burr is loaded
@pyetrezavodchikov911
@pyetrezavodchikov911 2 года назад
lol but that is the best comedy XD
@allenmcdonald1878
@allenmcdonald1878 2 года назад
@@samdobie6748 still isn't enough to pay THAT big of a bill
@maxdublas
@maxdublas 2 года назад
He can afford them, i think he just doesn't believe in them or that they will help him at all.....LOL
@goatsinker347
@goatsinker347 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i was thinking that the whole time
@t_c5266
@t_c5266 5 лет назад
"no indication he even tried to stop" XD
@evahdarth4406
@evahdarth4406 4 года назад
Lol 🤣😂
@fredericmoresmau4303
@fredericmoresmau4303 4 года назад
The dining pic was fake we used a trampoline
@justinkehler4506
@justinkehler4506 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@fadeskywards1245
@fadeskywards1245 4 года назад
I fucking laughed so hard!!!
@ddantzww
@ddantzww 3 года назад
That part had me DYING
@wombat6
@wombat6 3 года назад
"if they were nice, they'd be in a store" this whole bit is fire lmao
@littlemitchy1
@littlemitchy1 4 года назад
“Did I go to high school with this guy? Why would he do that, muffins are a happy food?!?” 😂😂😂
@haroldbrown6630
@haroldbrown6630 2 года назад
Such a great line
@salurafi
@salurafi 2 года назад
Yeah it is funny AF, his woman voice, had me dying 🤣
@mikecantreed
@mikecantreed 7 лет назад
That steering wheel bit is genius.
@Sean-mc4iq
@Sean-mc4iq 6 лет назад
nice spin on Jim Carrey's moving car into on coming traffic bit.
@232_altondrive
@232_altondrive 5 лет назад
I swear ive been trying to find this bit for years, cant believe it was bill burr
@user-eg4ym7gl4y
@user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 лет назад
Genius b/c it was both funny and foreshadowing (mass shooters/terrorists looking for fame).
@user-eg4ym7gl4y
@user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 лет назад
@Mike Hunt there were but not as frequent. Don't get it twisted Mikey.
@thagodwecreate5179
@thagodwecreate5179 5 лет назад
i drive in metro NJ i contemplate mass murder regularly
@Graemedico
@Graemedico 7 лет назад
love bills woman's voice. .cracks me up.!!
@PlanetRockJesus
@PlanetRockJesus 5 лет назад
I know. I totally love it when he goes into the girlfriend's voice.
@ebz3001
@ebz3001 5 лет назад
i liked the Cop voice. notice it was the only Southern Accent?
@uncopino
@uncopino 5 лет назад
THAT ENGLISH BLOKE “you could come to the cookout, you could make that potato salad you made last year, it was a hit”
@baseballer21and0
@baseballer21and0 5 лет назад
watch f is for family
@ridleymcnamara2273
@ridleymcnamara2273 4 года назад
"Stahp ur hurting my neck" haha
@bojed
@bojed 4 года назад
Ladies, if you ever find your men laughing maniacally all by himself, trust me, it will only be funny if you don't ask him why.
@UrbanaticLemonade
@UrbanaticLemonade 4 года назад
women dont have that kinda of imgination
@emilyklos8702
@emilyklos8702 4 года назад
My boyfriend is currently the sane one in the relationship actually. But yeah, I wish more of my friends had this sense of humor.
@divinemusa7544
@divinemusa7544 3 года назад
not gonna lie. I had a smililar situation and just started laughing in the middle of a test in class and everyone looked at me like I was crazy
@adnanshahriar4435
@adnanshahriar4435 2 года назад
Most men's 'crazy' ideas aren't funny anyway, especially not remotely close to Bill Burr's. If your joke doesn't get appreciated, it's probably not because people are too civilised for your humour, it's more likely that it isn't actually funny
@travolta4687
@travolta4687 2 года назад
THIS is my sense of humor, random physical comedy that makes no sense to normal people, ah but my youth is gone, time to grow up and work myself to death 👍
@DavidLoveOfficial
@DavidLoveOfficial 2 года назад
Saw him live and I can't even explain how hard I was laughing. Incredible.
@harry4
@harry4 Год назад
A lady was complaining to a stocker putting up bread, " No wonder l find mashed bread." The soon to be legend just starts punching a loaf calmly as he responds, "That's right lady." I wonder if he felt like it was worth it.
@hemmojito
@hemmojito 7 лет назад
that steering wheel bit cracks me up more than I am ready to admit.
@nickknife9681
@nickknife9681 5 лет назад
Not only it cracks me up, I identify with the bit xD
@curedtheaddict1461
@curedtheaddict1461 4 года назад
Found the functioning psycho
@stoybenxi7395
@stoybenxi7395 3 года назад
2020 has made us all functional psychos
@jahbrae
@jahbrae 2 года назад
Dude same
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 года назад
no indication ...
@rickmatsokotere2251
@rickmatsokotere2251 7 лет назад
Anyone else on a Bill Burr binge!
@danb8606
@danb8606 6 лет назад
Rick Matsokotere always
@benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK
@benjaminodinakaHOODKIZK 6 лет назад
Yes sir Every chance I get 👏🏿👏🏿
@ES-di2kz
@ES-di2kz 5 лет назад
I am!!!
@c7042
@c7042 5 лет назад
I'm there!
@shannancarlock
@shannancarlock 5 лет назад
I bounce between Bill Burr and Ralphie May constantly!!
@amberclingan8285
@amberclingan8285 4 года назад
"It seems like a waste of pastry!" DEAD
@sabaiftkhar4270
@sabaiftkhar4270 4 года назад
I binge watch Bill like every two three years and his jokes are funny every single time 😂
@12000gp
@12000gp Год назад
You’re due another round
@bransonlewis4678
@bransonlewis4678 10 месяцев назад
​almost overdue now
@Saba_in_Australia
@Saba_in_Australia 10 месяцев назад
Haha I watched a couple of specials so I am good :) I forgot about this comment though, a very nice reminder 😜
@Saba_in_Australia
@Saba_in_Australia 10 месяцев назад
And I replied with the wrong account so :D
@SSF1919
@SSF1919 6 лет назад
Love it when he mimics girlfriend and other people voices.
@crummdog8125
@crummdog8125 5 лет назад
Oh it’s pesto 😂😂😂
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 года назад
😂👏😃😁
@T0YCHEST
@T0YCHEST 4 года назад
No it's asparagus
@jiyesong8515
@jiyesong8515 4 года назад
Nia is mad
@FischerFilmStudio
@FischerFilmStudio 3 года назад
It’s like Dave Chappelle’s white guy voice.
@philipcallado5693
@philipcallado5693 7 лет назад
One of the top 5 working comedians in the world.
@cp6u1389
@cp6u1389 7 лет назад
top 5 eva?
@philipcallado5693
@philipcallado5693 7 лет назад
cp6u1389 not quite. Carlin, Pryor, Rock, Murphy, and Cosby are icons. Probably top 10.
@JumpinJAKEFlash
@JumpinJAKEFlash 6 лет назад
Philip Callado absolutely! Burr is hilarious!
@kxv210
@kxv210 5 лет назад
Philip Callado Pryor? Who?
@warhamster07
@warhamster07 5 лет назад
@@philipcallado5693 active my friend he is on the top 3.
@turtlewizard4204
@turtlewizard4204 4 года назад
"He's mushing the muffins!"
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 года назад
"I'm on it"
@chadchumbleysr7503
@chadchumbleysr7503 4 года назад
Never breaking eye contact while assaulting muffins omg lol
@cartoonjunkie7411
@cartoonjunkie7411 5 лет назад
The "muffin" bit let me know I am not alone in the universe this is how I think.
@KikisCreations
@KikisCreations 4 года назад
Same here. Lol my thoughts every day
@romesrepublic
@romesrepublic 4 года назад
Welcome to the club.
@Cora.T
@Cora.T 3 года назад
Honestly besides the issue of it not being nice to the lady ( to put it lightly) and a waste of pastry, I have an issue with the fact that your hand would get all dirty and being in public you couldn't wash it
@starwarfan8342
@starwarfan8342 3 года назад
Ahh kindred souls
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 2 года назад
I didn't understand it? Why would you want to smash the muffins?
@poopiepantsmcgee456
@poopiepantsmcgee456 5 лет назад
"Hey lady! Are these your muffins?" 😂😂😂
@wyleong4326
@wyleong4326 4 года назад
We may have lost George Carlin, but man, lockdown would’ve been freaking hard without Bill Burr.
@MrPAULONEAL
@MrPAULONEAL 2 года назад
You can still watch George on RU-vid...
@denmc7028
@denmc7028 Год назад
You was" locked down " as a prisoner . I wasn't !
@myy1008
@myy1008 Год назад
@@MrPAULONEAL You're an idiot.
@yb3604
@yb3604 Год назад
that muffin bit was like a tummy workout 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bill is the best
@reinforcedpenisstem
@reinforcedpenisstem 8 лет назад
He is too good for this gig.
@RantTherapist
@RantTherapist 4 года назад
You're like 12. Why are you here lol? Go be a kid
@blacksheepsquadron6189
@blacksheepsquadron6189 4 года назад
@@RantTherapist fuck u dude
@anthonyross4348
@anthonyross4348 4 года назад
Too big for Just for Laughs?
@blacksheepsquadron6189
@blacksheepsquadron6189 4 года назад
@@anthonyross4348 no he means the crowd
@simonling4644
@simonling4644 4 года назад
That's one of burrs lines.
@sama723
@sama723 8 лет назад
This guy is a very underrated comedy living legend. Awesome performance as ever.
@Hoelstadt
@Hoelstadt 8 лет назад
+sama723 Bill Burr is performing at Madison Square Garden.
@Rukimix
@Rukimix 8 лет назад
+sama723 how is he underrated, by whom?
@angelchinchilla7512
@angelchinchilla7512 7 лет назад
+Victor Leal well if you look at who's the most popular comedians (Kevin hart) I'd say bill is so underrated
@Rukimix
@Rukimix 7 лет назад
nah he's rated just as high if not higher than Kevin Hart
@SocietyUnplugged
@SocietyUnplugged 7 лет назад
Burr is performing world wide, how can he be underrated? Seinfeld, Murphy, Hart and many others needed hollywood (an acting career) to make them globally famous. Burr is famous by his standup shows alone, the highest achievement as an comedian.
@shmavster4209
@shmavster4209 4 года назад
Bill Burr is the most lovable Nihalist on the face of the Earth
@juliusraben3526
@juliusraben3526 4 года назад
Hate to be the PanzerSturmGruppe of grammar, but eh, its nihilist
@asrieldreemurr6209
@asrieldreemurr6209 3 года назад
@@juliusraben3526 not to mention he's not really a nihilist lmao
@hansruedi982
@hansruedi982 2 года назад
There's no "h" in Nia.
@pierrewillful
@pierrewillful 4 года назад
(He's smashing muffins and starrring) Woman: Did we go to high school together?? 😂😂
@eddielaur
@eddielaur 7 лет назад
That turning the wheel bit was awesome. Unique, well executed and sadly yes relatable. Bill Burr is such a great comedian
@lassebauer
@lassebauer 5 лет назад
“People with no teeth making keychains.” I feel ya😂
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 года назад
HAHA!!!
@anthonymartinezii1830
@anthonymartinezii1830 2 года назад
I love how to this day Bill does the same gesture while pretending to drive. Concistent comedy that never gets old!
@risksikrikak903
@risksikrikak903 Год назад
Bill Burr is one of a kind in a world of comedians I love him.He is my favorite one out there.
@justinperrin9503
@justinperrin9503 5 лет назад
No indication he even tried to stop😂😂😂😂😂
@MetalMama-Mimi523
@MetalMama-Mimi523 4 года назад
It's always refreshing to know you're not the only one who has psycho thoughts that you laugh at to yourself. Thankfully, I have a few select friends who share in my warped sense of humor that I can let loose on and not only will I not be judged, but will have someone to laugh with me.
@sacr3
@sacr3 4 года назад
Nearly everyone does, my friends did, I did, everyone does at some point in their life. It's just you have to find the right group of friends to be able to express those morbid thoughts and all laugh about it because some people have this thought that it's terrible, but it's normal.
@mojcamalina4487
@mojcamalina4487 2 года назад
The thing is, most people don't realise that we are fragmented beings, we have multiple personalities, some good, some bad. You use a certain personality with certain people, not every interraction is the same with everybody.
@jangtheconqueror
@jangtheconqueror Год назад
I get them ALL THE TIME and I wonder what the heck is wrong with me lol but good to know that all I have to do to not be a real psycho is not do whatever I'm thinking of
@dividedstatesofamerica2520
@dividedstatesofamerica2520 Год назад
@@sacr3 I don't laugh at shit.
@dividedstatesofamerica2520
@dividedstatesofamerica2520 Год назад
@@mojcamalina4487 You're just an idiot.
@rotntv
@rotntv 4 года назад
He is a madman. The New George Carlin. I love this guy
@Z4J3B4NT
@Z4J3B4NT 4 года назад
George was a philosopher... Bill is great, but I don't think we'll get another George soon. And George was much much angrier in his later years. He never hid his misanthropy and he was the most articulate man I've ever seen.
@ravirajprajapati9951
@ravirajprajapati9951 4 года назад
Deep down we know Bill is probably writing a joke about corona with "its actually good for our planet." in it.
@michaelmeurer5801
@michaelmeurer5801 4 года назад
Laughing out loud is the perfect remedy while sitting out this virus!
@Pilottim1979
@Pilottim1979 4 года назад
Look up his “pro swine flu” bit
@negativeindustrial
@negativeindustrial 4 года назад
Because it is
@kevlarkittens
@kevlarkittens 3 года назад
Fuckin cruise ships lmao
@Dolly.956.
@Dolly.956. 3 года назад
Exactly what we need for our over population issue 😂😂😂
@lonewanderer3603
@lonewanderer3603 5 лет назад
"People with no teeth making keychains." Portland Saturday Market...
@sammierose1150
@sammierose1150 5 лет назад
LoneWanderer360 omg I was waiting for someone to say this! I live in Portland, and can concur ... yes, sadly this is true 🤦🏽‍♀️
@lonewanderer3603
@lonewanderer3603 5 лет назад
@@sammierose1150 Used to live there. Couldn't take it anymore and moved north. Used to love it, but downtown is a real toilet now. Sometimes I have to go there to work. It's really sad. Used to be a fun, beautiful city.
@westxlcr
@westxlcr 4 года назад
I also concur.
@Lollita23
@Lollita23 4 года назад
Dude totally! Lol. I still live here but it's such a shame what's become of it.
@Ssssssnakeisone
@Ssssssnakeisone 4 года назад
One more from PDX (15 years) here to confirm that yes, it has become a gold-plated dumpster fire.
@SpiraResident72017
@SpiraResident72017 6 лет назад
"Maybe you can bring that potato salad you brought last year, it was such a big hit."
@LittleMissHoop
@LittleMissHoop 5 лет назад
Omg I died!
@srgsnz62
@srgsnz62 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@TheSoulBlossom
@TheSoulBlossom 4 года назад
Yeah we heard what he said.
@rodneyb7513
@rodneyb7513 3 года назад
@@TheSoulBlossom killjoy
@u.a1952
@u.a1952 3 года назад
@@rodneyb7513 there’s always one of them 😂
@lgrw1324
@lgrw1324 Год назад
This is my absolute favorite Bill Burr video, the steering wheel bit is hilarious, and then he follows that with the muffins, truly one of the GOATs...
@erinwalter132
@erinwalter132 2 года назад
"Praying for lightning." I'm done! LOL!
@HACKEDDforever
@HACKEDDforever 5 лет назад
Does anyone else relate to the punching muffins bit on a deeper level
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 4 года назад
I dunno, I'd probably eat them.
@charlespeterson5719
@charlespeterson5719 4 года назад
yeah buy id smash the jewelry lol
@SRosenberg203
@SRosenberg203 4 года назад
I did, but it also makes me think of street fairs in NYC, where there are generally cops everywhere. So the NYPD is what would happen I did that lmao
@dwnwa1872
@dwnwa1872 4 года назад
@@SRosenberg203 same thing in LA, there's literally two booths with over 10 cops around the tent -- getting called from this street to that street lol. The last time I went to a street fair, gunshots were popping off not 3 minutes after walking down the street and everybody started running towards the gunshots 💥😂😂 a couple fights broke out after that between random people, gang beef in the alley, kids smoking weed in the alleys too and hitting waxpens in the lines.. and it's funny cuhz there's so many different hoods and crews , the police never end up catching the local homies
@symphantic4552
@symphantic4552 4 года назад
the muffins bit gave me the best laugh since COVID started
@Cheyne666Stoking
@Cheyne666Stoking 5 лет назад
"i gotta learn to let stuff go"... oh bill how i feels ya
@thomasmount3530
@thomasmount3530 6 месяцев назад
I saw this skit ONCE ten years ago and it comes back to me so often, like a really deep scene in a movie or something. Bill is the goat.
@rainman9750
@rainman9750 Год назад
Once I walked into a gas station, the clerk wasn’t behind the counter they were in the back and I had the urge to scream “Everybody be cool this is a robbery!” then they came out front and asked me what I was laughing about…
@nonameman7114
@nonameman7114 10 месяцев назад
Did you reply with “you wouldn’t get it”?
@chrisnorris2076
@chrisnorris2076 8 лет назад
"Punching the muffin" sounds like a euphemism for sex.
@jeffrodgers1117
@jeffrodgers1117 8 лет назад
I'm using that next time
@ap-mm6lp
@ap-mm6lp 6 лет назад
Thank you for this Chris Norris
@armchaircritic8329
@armchaircritic8329 6 лет назад
Chris Norris L😂L
@Clay_enjoyer
@Clay_enjoyer 6 лет назад
Sounds like a term for beating your meat.
@kourii
@kourii 6 лет назад
+Chris Norris it is now
@b1elal
@b1elal 8 лет назад
My favourite comedian.
@strengthandmasculinity
@strengthandmasculinity 4 года назад
my fav is norm
@davia-f2207
@davia-f2207 4 года назад
Hands down!!!!
@whitefox4237
@whitefox4237 2 года назад
Among americans yes, totally agree
@tarjeiaustadigland8827
@tarjeiaustadigland8827 3 года назад
Bill Burr is one of the most underrated comedians ever.
@PotentialAutist42069
@PotentialAutist42069 4 года назад
This is possibly the best Bill Burr bit ever. the steering wheel bit and the muffin smushing bit.
@buckfuddy489
@buckfuddy489 4 года назад
Any time I go to an outdoor event, I can't even walk by a table of baked goods without crackin TF UP!!!
@voraciouschild9226
@voraciouschild9226 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😆😆
@yadjazz1
@yadjazz1 5 лет назад
For me there is no comedian like Bill Burr. The best ever.
@starkestal
@starkestal 3 года назад
Bill's returning my faith in the human race with every word that comes out of his mouth - He puts the A in Art.
@jkornj2011
@jkornj2011 4 года назад
Middle of the pandemic time doing laundry and just watching Bill explaining his psychotics thoughts 🤣 it helps ease the pain we are going through now.
@yokoharumi2010
@yokoharumi2010 4 года назад
I’m going to get some air even though we’re outside 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 года назад
like an idiot i tried to explain..
@myballshurt3546
@myballshurt3546 5 лет назад
Please god, don’t let this man leave the server.
@DonBienveRosario15
@DonBienveRosario15 4 года назад
Im really confuse about your comment
@FunkkyPanda69
@FunkkyPanda69 4 года назад
In other words, he doesn’t want him to leave this crazy computer simulation.. I mean life.
@wilhelmdietz4023
@wilhelmdietz4023 4 года назад
He's gonna be accused of sexual harrassment, just like our dear friend Louis, trust me..I mean, I hope not, but he probably will..
@LuisHernandez-sf5hf
@LuisHernandez-sf5hf Год назад
Bill has one of the greatest look of life 😂 We are all experiencing the same things at the same time
@yup3675
@yup3675 4 года назад
He's one of the best ever. I still remember his bits on Chappelle's Show.
@sense7074
@sense7074 5 лет назад
Some people make me smile because I get the joke, bill burr makes me roll out of my seat laughing.
@Stammer6
@Stammer6 7 лет назад
I'm so glad I was able to find this. I just typed "comedian steering wheel" into RU-vid and it found this for me. One of my favourite stand-up moments of all time
@gustinm
@gustinm 7 лет назад
this comment cracks me up more than bill steering wheel bit
@shamicentertainment1262
@shamicentertainment1262 5 лет назад
@Celestial Mud because of bill burrs part about the steering wheel? I'm assuming this guy watched this before, forgot the name of the guy and only remembered the steering wheel part, so he types in " COMEDIAN STEERING WHEEL..SEARCH". Makes sense to me.
@jaybouchard5997
@jaybouchard5997 4 года назад
one of my favorite bits from my man Bill Burr. I love this guy
@iasonasedits2682
@iasonasedits2682 3 года назад
I loved the muffin bit LMAO
@yullenlover1000
@yullenlover1000 6 лет назад
I’m probably a functioning psycho lol. Actually, probably every person is a functioning psycho.
@CorezNutz
@CorezNutz 4 года назад
Plop nu hi hi.l.p.]...mmhmmm
@GearWukong
@GearWukong 4 года назад
Yeah, until they're not...
@abcezas
@abcezas 4 года назад
Instinct vs higher functioning is all
@SuperBlackopsboy99
@SuperBlackopsboy99 4 года назад
@me and me The term for this is Call of the void I believe
@alexapadilla2928
@alexapadilla2928 4 года назад
It's called having intrusive thoughts. It's very normal, everyone experiences it
@nathanrodriguez7943
@nathanrodriguez7943 9 лет назад
Nice, A Bill Burr I can take home to my parents.
@legendarycat2457
@legendarycat2457 Год назад
I do that around my friends, just laughing randomly with no thought. They sit by me questioning why I'm laughing and why they're with me. I'm over here laughing at a crazy thought of doing something insane.
@ayanah_99
@ayanah_99 4 года назад
The mere imagination of Bill Burr's female voice makes me laugh uncontrollably. I swear to God sometimes I be making some tea and remember his facial reactions and female voice and end up cracking up. It's a whole level of comedy. His jokes are sick! But the way he mimics females kills you. 🤣🤣
@lukeulibarri3924
@lukeulibarri3924 4 года назад
Please don't take the Lords name in vain
@pricklycats
@pricklycats 9 месяцев назад
​@@lukeulibarri3924god damn
@sidvyas8549
@sidvyas8549 9 месяцев назад
@@lukeulibarri3924to be fair, if he does tell, swear to, God, whichever in the human pantheon that he chooses to communion with, that he does find Bill Burr knee slapping hilarious, that’s between him and God. It’s certainly not in vain, merely a healthy appreciation for all that which God has ostensibly caused if not created no?
@skipperpippins7538
@skipperpippins7538 4 года назад
I love the hand gesture when he's talking about finding more fresh air outside lol
@roadking0073
@roadking0073 4 года назад
Bill Burr is pretty much my brain out loud. Thank Gawd. I'm not imagining things.
@bluecollartoker5688
@bluecollartoker5688 4 года назад
One of the best comedians ever.... He's so underrated.
@petercampbell183
@petercampbell183 2 года назад
Listening to Bill is a safety valve to let off the steam in a controlled environment. He keeps me sane!
@aaronmock6157
@aaronmock6157 2 года назад
Amen to this
@Nomorehats
@Nomorehats 4 года назад
Bill Burr is great. Underappreciated
@christianm.5481
@christianm.5481 5 лет назад
Bill is one of my favorite comedians because I’m a functioning psycho as well. 😋
@Tufarock
@Tufarock 4 года назад
We're all just functioning psychos really
@ydiotboi
@ydiotboi 3 года назад
that switch between characters with the wheel... amazing!
@mattw6399
@mattw6399 4 года назад
I sometimes get random and excessively violent thoughts, although everyone tells me how nice I am, and I'm like you've never spent time in my head.
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 4 года назад
Same. It's wild
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 года назад
>breathes
@tiffanymcgregor2409
@tiffanymcgregor2409 4 года назад
"Did they say that we could do that? It just seems like a waste of pastry!" 😅
@lecousinmachin
@lecousinmachin 9 лет назад
Bill is the best.
@jeromebryant9999
@jeromebryant9999 8 месяцев назад
This is HILARIOUS!!!! Damn, bill is a master.
@Mixu.
@Mixu. 4 года назад
Burr always gets me belly laughing. Ahh, that's a good workout
@iamsancho443
@iamsancho443 6 лет назад
I believe Bill has given white dude some sense of clarity and prevented some suicides. He did for me.
@user-eg4ym7gl4y
@user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 лет назад
That's awesome brother! The world is yours.
@user-eg4ym7gl4y
@user-eg4ym7gl4y 5 лет назад
@Agent J ? lol
@chima6291
@chima6291 4 года назад
His joke is for men in middle age crisos
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 4 года назад
Great!
@MyPronounsISwhom
@MyPronounsISwhom 4 года назад
I'm happy for ya, champ. Honestly
@thebrain9384
@thebrain9384 8 лет назад
Bill Burr is great. I hope he can come up with new material and an hour or longer special. I love all his material, but the one that comes to mind is his "amping up" of his psycho pitbull. Great. And the defibrillator punch, funny.
@TehBloodyYank556
@TehBloodyYank556 7 лет назад
the brain I saw him in Nashville not long ago where he taped a special. you won't be disappointed
@paulagomezcarrillo7900
@paulagomezcarrillo7900 7 лет назад
yayy such good news man
@thegrouche5051
@thegrouche5051 7 лет назад
hey, the brain, remember that time you gave stand up a shot yourself?
@gray_gogy
@gray_gogy 6 лет назад
His helicopter story is the best
@anonimmm9816
@anonimmm9816 5 лет назад
Late but hey, lotion.
@nicocrestmere9688
@nicocrestmere9688 4 года назад
Bill Burr is one of the few people that can actually make me lol.
@samuelodonoughoe1091
@samuelodonoughoe1091 4 года назад
Every day bill....every day...keeping that wheel in a straight line is so hard...
@joshythehand2960
@joshythehand2960 4 года назад
I like this bit because of the end... because in 1998 I swear I was in downtown phx at night.. got off work. A frikken pack of pitbull chased me about 2 city blocks until I got to a car that I climbed on.. and that's why I started going to the gym lolom. Because they almost caught me.. 6 of them lol
@RacerM2010
@RacerM2010 4 года назад
Bill burr is the funniest man on earth. Whenever I have a bad day he can always help me cause I can’t stop lmao
@alexv032
@alexv032 5 лет назад
Bill jokes about the wild dogs thing. He doesn’t realize that he is literally describing the pine ridge reservation in SD😂
@LuAnnHeston
@LuAnnHeston 8 месяцев назад
Some valuable life lessons we get from this man, I love Bill Burr!
@theminingassassin16
@theminingassassin16 Месяц назад
Bill Burr is the most relatable comedian for me.
@andrewgoode7640
@andrewgoode7640 5 лет назад
I love Benedict Cumberbatch but Bill should have voiced the grinch😂😂😂
@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567
@foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567 4 года назад
Should just be Jim Carrey again.
@timothybaron9201
@timothybaron9201 7 лет назад
his appearances on talk shows are hilarious his opinions are super funny and relatable
@johnpatterson6448
@johnpatterson6448 2 года назад
Love his facial expressions and voices.
@SithLordMalgus
@SithLordMalgus 4 года назад
Bill burr is one of the greatest comedians I think I’ve ever witnessed
@akshanshgautam2941
@akshanshgautam2941 6 лет назад
He is the grown up version of Stewie 🤣
@MyPronounsISwhom
@MyPronounsISwhom 4 года назад
Pre-gay, madman-stewie
@anythingbutmyrealname
@anythingbutmyrealname 4 года назад
@@MyPronounsISwhom yeah
@threetreasures7698
@threetreasures7698 3 года назад
Absolutely the grown up version of Stevie!
@prashant1571
@prashant1571 4 года назад
Bill burr is just basically the guy i want to be when i be 40😂
@joshpelkie8
@joshpelkie8 4 года назад
Def my favorite bill burr standup ever
@Michaelkaydee
@Michaelkaydee 4 года назад
Bill is just so great ... that steering wheel bit! 😂
@justinwatson6932
@justinwatson6932 3 года назад
I have been watching so much Bill Burr that I forget other comedians even exist lol
@TheRampagingGallowglass75
@TheRampagingGallowglass75 Год назад
Perhaps The Greatest Comedian of our time!
@aweeklate
@aweeklate 4 года назад
Classic bit. Genius.
@danseabreeze1404
@danseabreeze1404 3 года назад
At 05:25 he's got the feminine voice perfected! LOL...
@jacktowers7533
@jacktowers7533 4 года назад
Who else is gearing up for the next season of F is For Family
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 4 года назад
Oh hell yeah. Took a while to "get" the show, but I am glad I stuck with it.
@gregwillett2710
@gregwillett2710 4 года назад
Dark...and also BRILLIANT
@johnnyfinch8037
@johnnyfinch8037 9 месяцев назад
parallel commentary, spot on. Platinum level stuff bill.
@feralbluee
@feralbluee 2 года назад
he is so quick witted, jumping from joke to joke hitting you with laughter at lightening speed. i love him. and he’s so fun. :) 🤣😋🤭🙀🌷🌱
@billburr9418
@billburr9418 Год назад
Thanks for being a great fans 🙌😂🤣 contact Bill
@dwest84
@dwest84 4 года назад
That muffin bit just about killed me. My neighbors had to have heard me laughing at that.
@lakechocolate9785
@lakechocolate9785 4 года назад
"You get the vipers going...make a day out of it" 😅😂🤣
@RT_TheHellHound
@RT_TheHellHound 8 месяцев назад
I cant wait to see him in November. He's so damn funny.
@beady0081
@beady0081 4 года назад
The muffin bit had me laughing out loud! The bit about maintaining eye contact the whole time just killed me! I think about shit like this all the time
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