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@drunkenrampage1588
@drunkenrampage1588 6 лет назад
"I want to get a gun" Best way to open a comedy special.
@reverse5163
@reverse5163 4 года назад
*Ahhh Hear YA!*
@mrdaym
@mrdaym Год назад
It's between that and "Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"
@alexludavertigo6926
@alexludavertigo6926 Год назад
Ghost gun gittin spot #grangergloryhole
@despacitodaniel801
@despacitodaniel801 Год назад
No context startups are funny I heard one who mid act said "I'm depressed" out of nowhere and that was the hardest I heard the crowd laugh
@deadspace2
@deadspace2 7 лет назад
If there's one universal language everyone understands it is the sound of a shotgun being cocked back hahaha
@SirXanderKnight1998
@SirXanderKnight1998 6 лет назад
Amen to that.
@spicalicious
@spicalicious 6 лет назад
Hi-Tec Jaymes *racked back*. But yes. Agreed.
@TheAdatto
@TheAdatto 6 лет назад
But he ment a double barrel
@dapabur1
@dapabur1 4 года назад
You are right...Syd....When you 'rack' a shotgun everyone gets quiet for a second or two. They all know that sound. They are waiting for the enevitable "boom". They have a good spread.
@juanarreola5346
@juanarreola5346 4 года назад
True that shit
@mattburkhardt7555
@mattburkhardt7555 7 лет назад
Bill Burr just earned himself a spot on my zombie apocalypse team.
@coolman54061
@coolman54061 2 года назад
Can i have a spot too
@xanderman7142
@xanderman7142 2 года назад
He’d definitely be like Nick from Left 4 Dead 2!
@d73w80
@d73w80 2 года назад
Damn, I wanted him. You up to trade?
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino Год назад
​@@d73w80 can I be the one guy who gets bit but doesn't tell the rest of the group
@eziokill9112
@eziokill9112 Год назад
@@Kinobambino can I be the guy who gets shot dead randomly so we can Introduce a new enemy faction?
@MissGloria95
@MissGloria95 9 лет назад
it's in the living room he's in the living room!!
@Anyanyadir
@Anyanyadir 10 лет назад
It's got a good spread.
@hunterpeterson6122
@hunterpeterson6122 6 лет назад
Life ain't a movie.
@xaviert8664
@xaviert8664 3 года назад
@@hunterpeterson6122 life is like a box of chocolate, ya never know what ya gonna get
@florentinovasquez3801
@florentinovasquez3801 3 года назад
@@xaviert8664 Y'gonna get a good spread.
@kaidzz9358
@kaidzz9358 3 года назад
@@florentinovasquez3801 yeah brother
@HisDudeness2020
@HisDudeness2020 2 года назад
@@xaviert8664 diabeetus... ya get diabeetus.
@tjay9764
@tjay9764 7 лет назад
bill burr predicted season 7 of the walking dead when he said if you can't fight your are just gathering supplies for the toughest guy on the block
@katerinarampenthal3819
@katerinarampenthal3819 7 лет назад
Lmao true story. Negan is a dick
@radlightgamma4554
@radlightgamma4554 6 лет назад
T JAY Thats just life in general...
@JohnSmith-yt5hn
@JohnSmith-yt5hn 6 лет назад
Or maybe he read the comics and used it for comedy material?
@pawelt.5385
@pawelt.5385 2 года назад
@@JohnSmith-yt5hn he just know the people well.
@sudind
@sudind 2 года назад
@@JohnSmith-yt5hn I don't think he's much of a comics guy
@brainfulify
@brainfulify 4 года назад
"You step on a rake, in ya go!" lmao
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 8 лет назад
"Life ain't a movie."
@dantecrowell7942
@dantecrowell7942 7 лет назад
"you feel me"
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 7 лет назад
Dante Crowell "You ever watch a Movie a guy go blaw blaw blaw he he kills 3 people......Real life man you miss it you miss all the fucking time."
@dantecrowell7942
@dantecrowell7942 7 лет назад
AGbaby235 😂😂😂😂
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 7 лет назад
Dante Crowell LOLZ
@mckenzie.latham91
@mckenzie.latham91 6 лет назад
The only people who miss are those who don't practice, so yeah that's why so many people miss in the states with handguns.
@dunewolfjr.4618
@dunewolfjr.4618 8 лет назад
"One barrel for you one for me" lol that was genius
@901stinababy
@901stinababy 3 года назад
"These people get smart,flip it over, that's it! Its gotta good spread." 😂😂😂😂
@clevelandlawrence
@clevelandlawrence 2 года назад
Now you don’t have a problem there either
@xanderman7142
@xanderman7142 2 года назад
If Bill was ever in a zombie apocalypse, I feel like he would end up being like Nick from Left 4 Dead 2.
@FemboyTyco
@FemboyTyco Год назад
I can totally see it.
@ACunningLinguist
@ACunningLinguist 9 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHA L4D 1&2 EPIC! Have you seen the A.I. voice overs with Presidents Bush, Obama, Biden and Trump playing it through? Or Bill and Francis singing Paralyzed? HILARIOUS
@th3lukewarm
@th3lukewarm 9 лет назад
''One Barrel for you, one barrel for me'' Jesus Christ I don't get why the audience didn't laugh harder at that, I almost drop off my seat.
@FrancoDFernando
@FrancoDFernando 9 лет назад
Mr SaTuRn Same thing with the Golddigging Whore segment of this act....I was literally rolling in my seat, I was laughing so hard...but the crowd was so quiet for how funny it was
@acecalderon8376
@acecalderon8376 9 лет назад
Shitty crowds full of uptight people makes for a lot of awkward pauses
@elliotthedissident6077
@elliotthedissident6077 8 лет назад
+Ace Calderon People generally call them "libtards".
@stevenjames6766
@stevenjames6766 8 лет назад
agreed!
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 8 лет назад
Those damn PC liberals!
@mhks68
@mhks68 9 лет назад
5:05 REALLY?!? Cause im gonna load it and shower with it....AUUUUUGHHH EHHHH AWWAAAAAHHH
@mate.feed.kill.repeat
@mate.feed.kill.repeat 2 года назад
A lot of people are really surprised when they figure out pistols are harder to shoot accurately then your grandaddy’s rifle or shotgun
@vanimaladventures
@vanimaladventures Год назад
*relevant username*
@nikotheophanis8795
@nikotheophanis8795 Год назад
Hes right you will miss all the fucking time unless u are in a movie, a pistol which is harder to get good with than a rifle or a shotgun just shoot a gun and try not to flinch its not as easy as u would think
@gokuss15
@gokuss15 Год назад
@@nikotheophanis8795 sort of. I’ve always been more accurate with a pistols, they’re easier to keep steady because they’re much lighter than long guns. Go try to shoot a bolt action at 100 yards (which sounds like a lot but is nothing) watch how much that scope wobbles when you breathe or your heart beats.
@SuperCrazyPsycho731
@SuperCrazyPsycho731 Год назад
I don't know. I'm more dangerous with a pistol than a rifle simply because its less time to take aim. I'm really good with both though. 😆 Also archery
@grammajam3682
@grammajam3682 Год назад
shotguns are op ah. they'll mangle you at any range if you are in its general line of fire. easy to load too
@spizzikes2400
@spizzikes2400 10 лет назад
And then these people here, they saw what you just did here, you ain't got a problem here either, feel me? XD
@osefenfait7847
@osefenfait7847 9 лет назад
my favorite part in the vid too i think haha
@brandonjeffers7164
@brandonjeffers7164 6 лет назад
His pantemime while screaming HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM!! Is fucking gold! Leanin like a motorcycle racer lmao
@mjs3764
@mjs3764 4 года назад
"Can you please stop speaking in these backwoods riddles?" 🤣
@AndreasFilms
@AndreasFilms 10 лет назад
I never thought that Saul's bodyguard wouldn't know shit about guns...
@Thrashaero
@Thrashaero 10 лет назад
well, apparently he knows more about them to know the typical stat spouter is full of shit.
@juandiegoprado
@juandiegoprado 2 года назад
He knows more about water pollution regulations in the state of New Mexico
@SuperCrazyPsycho731
@SuperCrazyPsycho731 Год назад
You never thought that actors in movies and television were playing roles that weren't anything like their true selves? Ok
@mrOGbobbyjohnson
@mrOGbobbyjohnson 7 месяцев назад
He wasn’t a bodyguard He was an IRS agent
@peterstroe
@peterstroe 8 лет назад
A comedic genius.
@Walking-MY-Path
@Walking-MY-Path 8 лет назад
Indeed.
@UnkTob
@UnkTob 2 года назад
“... get my parakeet another friend, ...” LMAO! 😂🤣
@itzzhenry
@itzzhenry 6 лет назад
His delivery of the lines is so bloody perfect
@kslax93
@kslax93 4 года назад
The way he said “ I hear ya” had me dying lmao
@dandan8787
@dandan8787 10 лет назад
Honestly this guy is friggin hilarious!
@collecttcg1122
@collecttcg1122 2 года назад
"It's got a good spreeaaaad" 😂 so funny
@brianban110
@brianban110 7 лет назад
his southern accent sounds like Ralphy may
@k.b.8763
@k.b.8763 6 лет назад
Brian Banegas R.I.P.
@deadarmd
@deadarmd 6 лет назад
Hes funny in part because he taps into what any race, sex, or age can relate to. Tied in with talent.
@PurpleCaliper
@PurpleCaliper 5 лет назад
I love how he makes you look like a jackass for doing every day things like fixing up an old stool.
@BravoDox
@BravoDox 10 месяцев назад
It's less the fixing up and more the getting permission from the wife that he's making fun of.
@youtubasoarus
@youtubasoarus 9 лет назад
I almost choked on my coffee at 2:21
@brianramirez8255
@brianramirez8255 4 года назад
yep. totally genius comedy
@Floydfan47
@Floydfan47 6 лет назад
"You step on a rake and in you go!" 😂😂😂😂
@bat4481
@bat4481 6 лет назад
I have never laughed so hard in my life through the whole stand up bit. The best ever, Bill Burr.
@JuanDeSoCal
@JuanDeSoCal 9 лет назад
Ya step on a rake, in ya go!
@kewltony
@kewltony 8 лет назад
GET A SHINY ONE
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 7 лет назад
That's what I say to people when they want a Macbook. Fucking plebs.
@giggityeffyou
@giggityeffyou 6 лет назад
His Supreme Clarkson-ness What do you recommend? Thinking about getting a new laptop
@majestic._
@majestic._ 6 лет назад
giggityeffyou a PC if you're techy
@dagaybrucewayne
@dagaybrucewayne 2 года назад
Kek
@josemathews96
@josemathews96 11 месяцев назад
"Step on a rake, in you go". That immediately triggers Tom & Jerry memories
@hunpolo
@hunpolo 7 лет назад
one of my best part about learning English is Bill Burr no contest ... Funniest dude on the planet ..
@diegonoriega17
@diegonoriega17 2 года назад
That joke about taking your gun in the shower gets even better after knowing that Bert actually did that
@spencergsmith
@spencergsmith 2 года назад
I mean, everything the salesman said is correct 😂
@TheDefectiveThobe
@TheDefectiveThobe 6 лет назад
"Your need a shotgun" LMFAO
@sinister8924
@sinister8924 10 лет назад
Good spread.
@Sadd2Me
@Sadd2Me 10 лет назад
Jam jam sleeves...haha holy shit.
@MacktasticSlick_
@MacktasticSlick_ 8 лет назад
Lost it there. *whoosh*
@kylemelenka7549
@kylemelenka7549 Год назад
Bill Burr would be the second in command of my zombie apocalypse team
@balusindiancuisine
@balusindiancuisine 6 лет назад
''Get my parakeet another friend' haha
@UniteForgetLeftRight
@UniteForgetLeftRight 8 лет назад
They need to make sawed off shotguns legal again. They are the perfect close quarters home defense weapon. You don't want to be bumping a long barrel into shit or giving the intruder something to reach for in a life or death situation.
@SkylarRuloff
@SkylarRuloff 8 лет назад
+AttentionJunkie Just buy a shot gun, saw it off and don't tell anyone.
@UniteForgetLeftRight
@UniteForgetLeftRight 8 лет назад
Skylar Ruloff If you ever used it you would get in trouble with the federal government.
@Fluoride_Jones
@Fluoride_Jones 8 лет назад
+AttentionJunkie "They" don't want people to be able to protect themselves, therefore, sawed-off shotguns will NEVER be legal.
@mosesgambler2
@mosesgambler2 8 лет назад
But. dude, drywall work. Is has a good spread, remember?
@elchucofried5683
@elchucofried5683 8 лет назад
+AttentionJunkie you can just buy a .44 magnum
@bojaiden5175
@bojaiden5175 7 лет назад
You step on a rake and you go...classic Bill Burr
@gerrymcveigh2624
@gerrymcveigh2624 6 лет назад
he keeps it real ...not all politically correct 😊😀 very honest very funny!!!!
@faridmejia5820
@faridmejia5820 Год назад
😂😂😂got a good spread lmaoooooooo hilarious
@Joonaman123
@Joonaman123 2 года назад
I swear no one else can make people laugh as much just by saying "I wanna get a gun"
6 лет назад
"I just want to shoot the guy, I don´t want to do a bunch of drywall work" hahahaha
@killer13324
@killer13324 6 лет назад
hollow points expand on impact.
@reformedreloaded2654
@reformedreloaded2654 9 лет назад
Bill Burr is the honeybadger of commedians. He don't care.
@mrimpressions3158
@mrimpressions3158 2 года назад
5:09 I’m dying 😂
@jayemlov
@jayemlov 6 лет назад
2:45 I rarely literally laugh out loud 😂😂
@garkar908
@garkar908 2 года назад
Man this dude killing me 😂😂😂💀
@aspookyscaryskeleton1474
@aspookyscaryskeleton1474 8 лет назад
The 80% increase doesn't really make a difference if your percent chance is still somewhere in the 0.00001%
@fenrirhere
@fenrirhere 6 лет назад
A Spooky Scary Skeleton I don't think so.
@bingS4
@bingS4 2 года назад
If I remember right, that stat includes people who had guns in their home because they're *already* involved in crime and so much more likely to get shot.
@jellybean7283
@jellybean7283 6 лет назад
this guy needs to be a voice actor 😂🤣
@HeavyweightMind
@HeavyweightMind 6 лет назад
Zidonia he actually does have a show called F is for Family. It's an animated family sitcom in the 70s.
@Micky_Papa
@Micky_Papa 4 года назад
Who’s watching this inside with a full stock supply of pasta and toilet paper in 2020?
@timgraham7851
@timgraham7851 3 года назад
And birdshot, buckshot, and slugs.
@hrvojebrzica3396
@hrvojebrzica3396 7 лет назад
why do you need a scope? How big is your house Bill Burr?
@69DangerousD
@69DangerousD 7 лет назад
On a pistol haha
@KvltKommando
@KvltKommando 4 года назад
@@69DangerousD this is deus ex
@jesset4870
@jesset4870 3 года назад
Plaaaant some zucchini 😂😂😂😂
@juanarreola5346
@juanarreola5346 4 года назад
He's in the living room!!!
@boardtodeath46
@boardtodeath46 4 месяца назад
This was hilarious. Best comedy short I have ever seen.
@hdflatscreen8478
@hdflatscreen8478 5 лет назад
I fucking love this dude's comedy
@SomeOne-uw3tf
@SomeOne-uw3tf 2 года назад
The guy who shouted YEAH!! When Bill said WHAT if yhe zombies come get me every time.. he thought about it for time LOL
@daniellol3210
@daniellol3210 8 лет назад
Its gotta good spread!
@DontFeedTheGaben
@DontFeedTheGaben 10 лет назад
It it just me, or does this guy look like Saul's ginger bodyguard in breaking bad?
@itsJanCarlo
@itsJanCarlo 10 лет назад
not sure if trolling..
@tfair5
@tfair5 10 лет назад
It is him.
@danielnigra1922
@danielnigra1922 10 лет назад
yes he does
@KrayzListerine
@KrayzListerine 10 лет назад
Kuby
@lukeestes5662
@lukeestes5662 10 лет назад
He is
@pameladavis3622
@pameladavis3622 5 лет назад
Ell, it means ya ain't gotta be that accurate. The further away you are the more shitchu hit. It's gotta good spread
@MrEdlawrence
@MrEdlawrence 6 лет назад
Oh Bill , how you truly make my day!!
@MADGUNSMONSTER
@MADGUNSMONSTER Год назад
Bill literally just described the "Sanctuary / Negan" storyline from 'The Walking Dead'.
@SlySquriel
@SlySquriel 2 года назад
3:19 wise words of wisdom
@bobhoekstra7590
@bobhoekstra7590 10 месяцев назад
It’s got a good spread…., floored and in stitches 😂😂😂
@dagaybrucewayne
@dagaybrucewayne 2 года назад
ITS GOT A GOOD SPREEEAD
@tomslick1650
@tomslick1650 10 лет назад
bobby flay is hilarious
@WizvrdOG
@WizvrdOG 9 лет назад
Lol
@Mr.Infumus
@Mr.Infumus 9 лет назад
rofl. u win the internet
@k.b.8763
@k.b.8763 6 лет назад
YES
@Kngillso
@Kngillso 6 лет назад
(Posting on my hubbie’s Gacct, lol). I love Burr’s honesty and simplicity!!! That’s what makes his comedy GREAT 😂 I am a female and regardless of anyone’s(other females) opinion, Burr is on point concerning women and the way they operate!!! #1 by far, his “no reason to hit a woman “ .... CLASSIC, TRUE, HILARIOUS 🤣
@user-mw6ge1gk9o
@user-mw6ge1gk9o 4 месяца назад
i love his, honesty
@Phentes
@Phentes Год назад
Omg I remember the first time I heard this I was on the fucking floor, I don’t even need to do sit ups anymore I get abs just by laughing 😂 at bill
@jakegilbert8116
@jakegilbert8116 9 месяцев назад
That was never on the chain & just bill being himself! My favorite comedian
@WildSchatz
@WildSchatz 9 месяцев назад
“Put that right in my jam-jam sleeve” 😆😂🤣😅 he sneaks shit in like “jam-jam” to go that extra mile to show that he doesn’t know guns, just that he wants one and knows from what he’s seen in movies.
@minutemancase
@minutemancase 6 лет назад
This guy has changed my life he is the best
@corvairkid17
@corvairkid17 4 года назад
Get a 10mm handgun, let the wife attempt to chamber a round... Children can't chamber a gun with a 21+lb recoil spring. Hidden safety feature.
@mr.doctorcaptain1124
@mr.doctorcaptain1124 Год назад
Or just teach your kids how to use a gun? My old man had me learning by the time I was 5. I fully understood how dangerous they are, that you never play with one, and you never touch one without an express purpose to fire it.
@gaetanalbrecht
@gaetanalbrecht 6 лет назад
" y'know " - Bill Burr -
@fburgos22
@fburgos22 9 лет назад
It is the guy from Breaking Bad and from the Chappelle show.... He's the guy that says I'll have a Samuel Jackson
@DarkShroud24
@DarkShroud24 9 лет назад
Yes he was on Breaking Bad.
@Hombremaniac
@Hombremaniac 9 лет назад
I knew I saw him somewhere!
@nedcheulz3656
@nedcheulz3656 9 лет назад
Also was in the racial draft
@elitelegaldocprep
@elitelegaldocprep 6 лет назад
Lmao. Bill Burr one of the GOATs.
@neilatchley3675
@neilatchley3675 2 года назад
Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@moondoggie1968
@moondoggie1968 7 месяцев назад
That's Some FUNNY SHIT! All Day Long People!
@benjaminmcfarlane3807
@benjaminmcfarlane3807 4 года назад
I love this bit
@brandonjeffers7164
@brandonjeffers7164 6 лет назад
The lack of laughs when Bill took a stab at himself with the gold coins joke disturbs me lol
@zax8914
@zax8914 3 месяца назад
"Talent hits a target nobody else can hit. Genius hits a target nobody else can see." -Schopenhauer
@SpaceAceInSubSpace
@SpaceAceInSubSpace 9 месяцев назад
My favorite Bilbur moment.
@23ofSeptember
@23ofSeptember 6 лет назад
Burr and Louis CK are my favs. I can't wait for Louis to come back.
@kalmeerperd4676
@kalmeerperd4676 6 лет назад
"RIGHT?" - Bill Burr
@jordanmalecki2006
@jordanmalecki2006 2 года назад
"Miss all the fuckin' time" 🤣🤣🤣
@oneshotonekill2528
@oneshotonekill2528 6 лет назад
Wife bought me a new shotgun last week lol, love bill.
@ioaneluteru6200
@ioaneluteru6200 6 лет назад
"You step on a rake in you go"!....😂😂
@keithconfidentiality2834
@keithconfidentiality2834 7 лет назад
Dude, if you haven't seen his stuff you need to watch it. He is fantastic!
@stephenr80
@stephenr80 2 года назад
Hes just so funny best of his gen.
@0thers1d3
@0thers1d3 Год назад
God damn.. this was absurd. 😆😆😆
@bat4481
@bat4481 6 лет назад
"Now you step on a rake in you go..." hahahahah
@sirtizzle1
@sirtizzle1 5 лет назад
GOT A GOOD SPREAD!!! 😂🤣
@farrjarr
@farrjarr 6 лет назад
Bill is 1 funny guy.
@metal882
@metal882 10 лет назад
Gotta good spread
@whmozart
@whmozart 7 лет назад
This guy is the spitting image of Vincent VanGogh
@finnish_hunter
@finnish_hunter Год назад
This whole joke is full of amazing and fucking funny cluster jokes
@requis9838
@requis9838 4 года назад
He's IN the living room!
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