Bill Maher's New Rules #1 

"We want deal" I laughed then cried then laughed again for twenty minutes.😄😂😜

That look on Bill Clinton's face says: "How the fuck do they know about the cigar?" Simply priceless!!!

Life is better with Bill Maher!💖

The flash of horror and recognition in Clinton's face was hilarious.

Bill has some of the most talented writers!

Great compilation. 😂 I’d forgotten some of them. Funny Flashbacks!!! Still laughing... 😆

The only two things I miss not having cable TV... Bill Maher and TCM

Omg, the look on that idiots face when he said, "we want deal!" I died.

"Hey Fuck You... You Know What"?? 😬😬 That part always makes me LoL!! 🤣🤣

Thanks for the medley. I needed to laugh today. Even if some are dated, it’s like Groundhog Day anyway with this orange sphincter as president Thank you.

That cheese-ball grin Bill cuts after every punchline😂🤣

I’d pay good money to see Trump’s reaction to Mueller asking him about getting peed on.

*WE WANT DEAL!*

He did it again, made another Python member laugh

5:15 - It's the rule here in Toronto. The Don Valley Parkway is usually so clogged both ways that _literally everyone_ calls it "the Don Valley Parking Lot".

As a psychology student, the friend prostitute is pretty accurate. BTW love the bukkake reference.

'Its like they don't want you to know the truth!' Cut to CIA Director Hayden LOL

I used to watch Bill when he was on ABC back in the early 2000's, I do admire some of the things he says. But these clips are all over the place.

Thank you for this. His one liners are premo!

"...sold you a phone at the Verizon store." 🤣😂

5:00! Trump: We want deal. 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

Clinton's cigar look. 🤪

9:20 The guys who injure or strand themselves on cliffs, mountains etc. should be given the lowest priority by rescue services and then charged full price for their rescue and treatment. Knowingly and intentionally taking risks should not be subsidized.

Thanks for laughter Bill!

I am Chinese. I want deal.

I haven't watched his show in a while, I hope he's still offending everyone!

5:00 XD _we want deal_ !

vote for him if he ran for public office. I work extra just to keep HBO .I would rather skip a meal than miss Bill Time with Bill Maher is my favorite show of all time.He is so smart and so funny I look forward to it each week. Would definitely

Nice. This is how comedy is supposed to be. Everyone is game, regardless of the Comedian's personal worldview.

Oh fuck that Donald Rumsfeld 911 Iraq war new rule had me laughing so hard I woke up my wife, she didn’t think it was funny....

We want deal. Lmaoooo

"Am I an avid outdoorsman,or am i just *really* attracted to firemen?" Can't it be both?

Bill your funny & Crazy my man bill keep up da, good work you keep me with a smile.....

That Haj crowd looks at least twice as large as Trumps inauguration get together!

Allah-palooza? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I’m so going to miss the Karl lagerfeld joke

Hold on those icedancers had to train to do those moves, I just did them.

That oreo joke was out of the world man

Very funny compilation 👏 👏 well done !

I love Bill Maher...and I am a guy who knows brilliance. (I produced three Chris Rush albums; one exec. produced by George Carlin). But now the hammer...Please do not give George Z. any fame or notoriety. He should be exiled to a penal colony. Like Papillion.

3:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

On every one of these shows, there is all ways some one who thinks they have to laugh louder than anyone else.

brilliant man!

5 seconds into the video and I'm already dying

OMG WE want DEAL 😂😂😂

Your boy Bill is wild !

This was super funny 1 of da best

Trump is such rich material. This would go right over the head of many Americans and that makes if even funnier. The Art of the Deal. "I wanna wall with my name on it. Hadrian has one and he wasn`t even American".

Wow the new rules back then were much better

Bill is the king.

OMG! hilarious!

Lubbock is a nice city. In Lubbock, you can see forever.

Comedy is essential

I lost it at "Bear ass"

Gratuitous.

Ouch ! Very good

I love the Haji Podge. I was left at Home with my cousin when my parents when to Haji.

I think Oreos must be an American thing. I tried one once, well, half of one. Never again.

That was hilarious.

@Smedley1947 1 second ago Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.

Is "boo khaki" a pun on "bukkake"? o.O

I didn't know I liked Bill Maher.

I wish I could afford HBO. Cable has gotten insanely expensive. Internet too. It's like they think we should pay 200 a month for it.

Not a big fan but I did like the bank of hope one.

That really is what Lubbock looks like

Ooo, parking in the driveway and driving on the Parkway joke. That's only 3 or 4 decades old.

LOVE LOVE LOVE 😀🤣❤🇨🇦🇺🇸🌍🕊🙏🖖

Did Rumsfeld keep the *only* piece?

Stop instigating violence, I keep being told. That is what they told Mandela

How we have to joke about the looks of a murderer while his victim is dead and forgotten. RIP Trevor Martin.

Rest in peace karl

Allahpalooza - that cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

A restaurant called "probably chicken." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Georges ZIMMERMAN has real personality issue.

That Oreo is a statement mess, not a cookie. I do like the statement.

Hey, I have a piece of metal from the Pentagon. A relative got it while working disaster relief. It and several other pieces made their way into the equipment and bags they carried while relief efforts were carried out. Who doesn't have a piece at this point.

Ha ha ha! Lol 😂 x2!

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN's body double

New rules, old rules, they all rule! #meettherealdonaldtrump James wilson #BLUESTRAVELERwhoops James wilson

Just for the record zimmerman is white. Nothing about him is hispanic . White as the driven snow

4:42 They got the Olympics logo wrong, too.

Happy Birthday, Bill Maher! January 20 also birthday of Kellyanne Conway and Nikki Haley

Did they seriously make an oreo like that? Im not gay but I would have bought that.

We need 2003 to 2007 new rules

He’s 100% right about Marilyn Monroe.

04:57 hahahahahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤣

We want deal!

Bill Maher makes me laugh no matter how shitty I feel.

Im persian.WE ALSO WANT DEAL.

LMBO If the Korean sound like Gandam Style, then the Chinese sound like this song from Disney's Mulan. "Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns! ..."

Is my money safe here? I hope

Allah-Palooza lol

I swear a turd falling out of the sky landing on my hand is more funny than Billie boy

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Matt.. 5:56

At least we’re clear that nobody would mistake Jorge Z for white?

Actually a more accurate picture of Lubbock is an empty plain that spans for hundreds of miles in all directions

Friend prostitutes is very clever indeed

America!

seems like he had much better writers in the past