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Taken from Episode 200: "Knife Fights in Malibu"
• #200 - Knife Fights In...
Tim defends his boy Billy and his plans to kill the Sun.
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@alecMh999
@alecMh999 4 года назад
Tim Dillon is the John Madden of the Apocalypse. He's a play by play commentator for the end of the world.
@mrs4624
@mrs4624 3 года назад
Amazing comment
@hilly5488
@hilly5488 3 года назад
@@mrs4624 besides the fact Madden didn't do "play by play". He was the "color guy".
@deezyD93
@deezyD93 3 года назад
@@hilly5488 racist. You can’t follow the word “color” by the word “guy”
@mattkoonts3007
@mattkoonts3007 3 года назад
You said it 😄
@TotaIlylndifferent
@TotaIlylndifferent 4 года назад
Tim looks like he just killed his door dash driver and started the podcast with the blood on his face.
@TnACoinZ
@TnACoinZ 3 года назад
Ya what’s in that 🍲???? Lol
@VincentW2
@VincentW2 3 года назад
LMAO
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад
Life in the big city , yuh know?
@ts-tasi
@ts-tasi 3 года назад
"Who are these critics? ... Have they not heard of 'Windows'?" 😆😅
@moonlit6311
@moonlit6311 4 года назад
I desperately want Tim to voice a Long Island female animated character in a super dark comedy. Or at least have his "Long Island Wedding" bride/groom speech to be animated. Damn.
@SUPREMEx93
@SUPREMEx93 4 года назад
Dude yesss! That would be golden!
@lundgren_crucifixion9817
@lundgren_crucifixion9817 3 года назад
Academy Award nominated animated short. Yes or yes?
@farlanghn
@farlanghn 4 года назад
Space dust? That is literally the plot of the matrix. We block out the sun and robots take over.
@farlanghn
@farlanghn 4 года назад
Da'Rellus Jarvis Marquavius why was everyone living under the surface of the earth?
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
OH HELL. I didn't realize til I read your comment. It was.
@bbluva20
@bbluva20 5 месяцев назад
It's literally the plot of a game (Dark Souls clone) "The Surge" Climate change is really bad in the not so distant future, a plan to spread chemicals to help repair the atmosphere via rockets is in the works. Might work, might not, it gets delayed, expensive, but it's something, little silver of hope. THEN, secretly, a bunch of billionaires and tech CEOs decide, "Ehh, let's just sabotage that plan and make a new one that's more cost-effective and really only benefits us at the top %". What do they do? Replace the climate change (maybe) fixing chemicals in the rocket, with experimental AI parasitic nanomachines, that kill about 99% of all human AND animal AND plant life on the planet. Leaving only the billionaires and other global leaders as the only survivors, potentially as immortal half-machine monsters Now that isn't the literal plot of the game, but it's what the billionaires and elites in the game just decided to do on a whim, all on their own. Thank God that in that setting, the experimental nanomachines gain sentience and ruin the billionaires plans. That's probably going on in real life right now, but there ain't gonna be any magic nanomachines trying to save us like in the game. And even in that game, the nanomachines weren't trying to stop the billionaires, they just happened to do so when they woke up.
@jonnylukens4683
@jonnylukens4683 4 года назад
If Bill lives to be 108 do you think he'll look like Mr. Burns? "For thousands of years man has yearned to destroy the sun..."
@user-ho8br1cw8c
@user-ho8br1cw8c 4 года назад
Why is Bill Gates playing God. And when did he become a doctor or scientist? Bill needs to have several seats and focus on things that wont harm people.
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
He needs to fix all the computers with screwed up updates and hard drives full of these updates that people DELIBERATELY switched off to get rid of them.
@andrewwoodward8563
@andrewwoodward8563 3 года назад
Apple does the same shit by the way. $1000 iphone stopped working after it installed a software update that I had clicked no on every day for months. Planned obsolescence.
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад
Whys he trying to be all things to all people?
@mitchellbowser6764
@mitchellbowser6764 4 года назад
“Harvard Epstein University”
@RachelRaljevich
@RachelRaljevich 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wargriffin5
@wargriffin5 3 года назад
Don't forget their rival school, Yale-Epstein University.
@gabrielsilvas692
@gabrielsilvas692 3 года назад
@@wargriffin5 eh.
@mikejohnson9118
@mikejohnson9118 3 года назад
The ONLY University that didn't kill itself.
@patrickcowan8701
@patrickcowan8701 4 года назад
Government and business together is called fascism, Mussolini coined that term and we all know what a great guy he was.
@Hands2HealNow
@Hands2HealNow 4 года назад
Bill Gates refuses to debate Robert Kennedy Jr.
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 4 года назад
Tim looks like he used a face cream invented by Bill Gates
@Sunflower79976
@Sunflower79976 3 года назад
He’s a lil sun kissed
@timeherenowbe3126
@timeherenowbe3126 4 года назад
‘Let Bill & the boys do their work!’........famous last words!
@debojyotibanerjee2832
@debojyotibanerjee2832 4 года назад
Respect from India
@a1b1c184
@a1b1c184 4 года назад
I will show you respect by warning you to never eat Magic Spoon cereal. No carbs or sugar but still cereal? Holy chemical bath that cannot be good.
@Sunny-uh5bc
@Sunny-uh5bc 4 года назад
a1b1c184 yeah I ate some and now have man breasts
@ptptpt123
@ptptpt123 3 года назад
@@seastar1728 Jews
@rokuthedog
@rokuthedog 3 года назад
@@ptptpt123 poos
@NeerajRajput1990
@NeerajRajput1990 3 года назад
@@seastar1728 BACK OFFFF!
@jewkiller22
@jewkiller22 4 года назад
Tim Dillon is one of the funniest persons I have ever heard.I have not laughed this much in a really long time Thanks Tim
@i_dream_of_memes
@i_dream_of_memes 3 года назад
Lol. Just had the thought that this guy is for sure influencing the way I interact with people, a little more open and honest in a Tim Dillon kinda way, who cares what people think of you. Then I realized that this guy is spawning a little army of Timmy Ds lol and setting them loose on the world
@avero578
@avero578 4 года назад
Tim is my new go-to. Love ya Tim!
@chillindude5471
@chillindude5471 4 года назад
hes the alex jones we need
@RobO912
@RobO912 3 года назад
I’m with Bill. Have you ever looked at the sun? It’s too bright!
@joshmalone6111
@joshmalone6111 4 года назад
Is it bad that no matter how many badass collab interviews you do with famous people, and you still don't even have 13 k subs, makes me feel cool?! Your killing it bud, speak yo truth!
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
It IS crazy and sad. I know of dribbling idiots who live in their van like a bum with more people, even though they have ATROCIOUS rambling videos in the dark.
@Bigslxmp
@Bigslxmp 3 года назад
I can’t think of anyone who’s more of a national treasure...
@randallhubbard6342
@randallhubbard6342 4 года назад
Block out the sun like Mr. Burns.
@moonlit6311
@moonlit6311 4 года назад
Eehhxcellent
@haydencanson2271
@haydencanson2271 3 года назад
Hollywood's dead, and this is the new entertainment, so beautiful done, Tim Dillon🤣
@Jess-kn8vl
@Jess-kn8vl 3 года назад
I look up at the beautiful sky and point to chemtrails 🤪
@OrgoneDevices47
@OrgoneDevices47 4 года назад
Hes the local boy d-done good!
@raymondriggio7131
@raymondriggio7131 3 года назад
Lol, I love you. It's about time people speak up. Thank you for your service.
@fatfacades6361
@fatfacades6361 3 года назад
The decoupling of Tim's face from March till May is epic
@jg7535
@jg7535 4 года назад
Thanks Tim, at least there's a few comedians keeping it real. Sam Tripoli and crew and you.
@astolatpere11
@astolatpere11 4 года назад
That was gold!
@Mr2handyandy
@Mr2handyandy 3 года назад
Hodge Twins said it best - “he can’t cure a virus for the damn computer let alone a damn human being”. 🤔
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
Can't even stop your hard drive filling with worthless updates and THEN telling you to clear the HANDFUL of personal files to make room for the next update WHEN YOU'VE HAD UPDATES TURNED OFF FOR 3 YEARS.
@andysweet9110
@andysweet9110 4 года назад
Tim Dillon looks like he was fired into the sun
@rogerhoke9725
@rogerhoke9725 3 года назад
Bill Gates is quite literally Mr. Burns.
@heed9726
@heed9726 3 года назад
they're already blocking the sun
@daviswilliams201
@daviswilliams201 3 года назад
Fuck these critics? Who’s saying it’s not a good idea to block out the Sun? I think I’m going to pepper that quote into my daily life.
@leoscalzi296
@leoscalzi296 4 года назад
You give me a laugh Everytime!!
@orhankaramov9880
@orhankaramov9880 2 года назад
Tim Dillon is the CartmanBraaahhhhh version of Eric cartman.
@ambassador8524
@ambassador8524 3 года назад
Oh my! Who is that Large Red Faced Ranting Man!
@blizzardregulus
@blizzardregulus 3 года назад
2:50 Bill Gates just really liked Highlander II: The Quickening, and that's probably the greatest of reasons why he should never be allowed near any lever of power in society ever again.
@JLeppert
@JLeppert 2 года назад
Isn't that the world building from Highlander 2?
@tarawhite986
@tarawhite986 4 года назад
What do y'all think of this bill H.R. 6666?
@WickedMo13
@WickedMo13 4 года назад
i think it kicks ass
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
SO MUCH for solar panels then..... now FULL RELIANCE on fossil fuels.
@tarawhite986
@tarawhite986 4 года назад
great clip
@idicula1979
@idicula1979 4 года назад
I'm thinking most laws that we have should have sunset clauses.
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
I think many do.
@Garthritis
@Garthritis 4 года назад
Is this not what they did in the Matrix?
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
IT IS. Like the exact plot. Except bill didn't want to talk about WHEN THE ROBOTS TAKE OVER and start farming humans.
@umairrahman8655
@umairrahman8655 4 года назад
Best comedian by far
@MrHombrelobo
@MrHombrelobo 4 года назад
How does this have only 500 likes?
@derekazyan9942
@derekazyan9942 4 года назад
This was pretty hilarious 😂
@maxpower4896
@maxpower4896 4 года назад
Mr. Burns.
@50_Pence
@50_Pence 3 года назад
Why is this man not the president of the US?
@pipedownandeatyourpudding2986
@pipedownandeatyourpudding2986 2 года назад
I DONT WANT A BAD WORD ABOUT BILL!!
@christianmartinez1339
@christianmartinez1339 2 года назад
8:00 FBI SURVEILLANCE EXCEPT EPSTEIN
@tamsinthai
@tamsinthai 4 года назад
Gates is a very good reason for there being a cap on just how much money an individual is allowed to own. I know this won't go down with deluded yanks.
@Pulpgimp
@Pulpgimp 4 года назад
10% of every dollar that asshole makes past 1M each year should go to my drug habit. Fuck him
@JamesTheAxeThrower
@JamesTheAxeThrower 4 года назад
You shouldn’t cap how much money people have just stop letting people with a lot of money do whatever they want.
@user-tu2dr3ny6x
@user-tu2dr3ny6x 4 года назад
James Yeah but that's kind of impossible. The mega rich do what they want because they bribe everyone that's supposed to keep them in line. The few that can't be bribed get murdered by sociopathic mercenaries/hitmen. Try to form a protest and an agent provocateur will toss a hand grenade at a police officer so the FBI can label you as domestic terrorists. Thats why I bought Jewels from Tim Dillon. Hope is dead but the jewels will live on forever!
@davidkoziar1811
@davidkoziar1811 4 года назад
Hell, I've had that thought for years. Nobody needs more than a hundred mill. Ought to be taking 80% tax off any income above that. NO tax shelters or "charitable" foundations, either.
@a.k.4o
@a.k.4o 4 года назад
Sure sheep
@iamcalsen
@iamcalsen 3 года назад
The Red Skull really gained some weight.
@AJValentine-uc3pi
@AJValentine-uc3pi 2 года назад
He's so fucken red this episode hahahahhahaa
@maximeb190
@maximeb190 3 года назад
This should be the next big Netflix super series "Bill and the Boys " and then go trending on Twitter #doingtheirwork
@dustyfoster9272
@dustyfoster9272 3 года назад
Haven't they heard of window!? LMAO. Mf hilarious!
@doomguy8324
@doomguy8324 3 года назад
PREACH!
@drewfu2671
@drewfu2671 2 года назад
Tim has to do a live narration of the end of the world 🌎
@6slayer6sam62
@6slayer6sam62 3 года назад
Bill just stole this idea from C. Montgomery Burns!
@marknicholson2718
@marknicholson2718 3 года назад
Sunblocker
@stevenhines5550
@stevenhines5550 3 года назад
Thank you Tim
@justjoey6939
@justjoey6939 3 года назад
Dont we need the sun the grow food?
@katshull9580
@katshull9580 3 года назад
Hi 😊
@MrSuperman2307
@MrSuperman2307 3 года назад
He’s mr burns lol 😂
@nicoletrips265
@nicoletrips265 3 года назад
Jesus Tim take a breath lmfao
@mattasticmattattack8546
@mattasticmattattack8546 3 года назад
Whys Bill trying to be all things to all people?
@TG-ch8gu
@TG-ch8gu 3 года назад
Tim looks especially red today
@travisbickle473
@travisbickle473 3 года назад
Correct
@joshuaoneill3118
@joshuaoneill3118 2 года назад
Mr Burns?
@Citiglobal88
@Citiglobal88 3 года назад
What podcast recorder is that in the middle of the table?
@louk7277
@louk7277 3 года назад
3rd degree burn, gush gush
@stained_scutcheon
@stained_scutcheon 4 года назад
Face just SO red...like cerise.
@purplegold1546
@purplegold1546 3 года назад
NO ONE AT HAVARD KNOWS THERE OWN I.Q. THERE RICH KIDS WHO HAD REAL PARENTS UNLIKE US
@bmotzartthepianist
@bmotzartthepianist 3 года назад
Dude honestly I'm with you man fuck the sun
@badkarma888
@badkarma888 4 года назад
fucking aye !!!!
@SmegCro
@SmegCro 3 года назад
comrade dillon
@helpIthinkmylegsaregone
@helpIthinkmylegsaregone 3 года назад
Tim always looks like he should take a shower
@Bananafest-z7s
@Bananafest-z7s 4 года назад
😂🤣😂🤣
@OfficialZoomie
@OfficialZoomie 3 года назад
This is fax
@WickedMo13
@WickedMo13 4 года назад
their called chemtrails Bill, no need for the dirt
@nicholasmaniccia1005
@nicholasmaniccia1005 4 года назад
It's called global dimming, it's the reverse effect of global warming, and since we not gonna stop using fossil fuels anytime soon people think it's the only option to help slow down global warming.
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
Chemtrails are meant to be in the SKY not space. And they're BS. Just water vapor in hot exhaust gasses of planes.
@Ggbbaytt
@Ggbbaytt 4 года назад
I know all the bad shit bill gates does and I STILL DONATE TO HIM!!
@travisbickle473
@travisbickle473 3 года назад
Wow
@ericramos5144
@ericramos5144 3 года назад
✊ preach
@donnaghm
@donnaghm 4 года назад
What is the purpose of the cute guy whose only input is to laugh at Tim's jokes?
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
Runs the sound but REALLY runs the searches for whatever tim is talking about. It's like Joe Rogan has Jamie.
@chaddlanier
@chaddlanier 4 года назад
Nice
@Spl1nter699
@Spl1nter699 3 года назад
$$$$ = I.Q.
@thebx6160
@thebx6160 4 года назад
LMAO
@MidnightBootySnatchr
@MidnightBootySnatchr 4 года назад
8:05
@michaelwdagle7410
@michaelwdagle7410 3 года назад
One of these days these climate change people are gonna realize the climates been changing since the beginning of time.
@badkarma888
@badkarma888 4 года назад
conspricy theroist call em chemtrails yet you call it solar radiation management and its all scients
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
Chemtrails are meant to be IN THE SKY not in space. Big difference. But I can't expect much from a guy who can't even spell SCIENCE. Chemtrails are horse shit. It's damn hot water vapor in the exhaust gasses that is hitting cold air. No different to steam coming out of a pot.
@loganlee5875
@loganlee5875 3 года назад
Real talk I'm w bill on depopulation too. No more lines at Walmart! Am I right?
@ripvanwinkle1819
@ripvanwinkle1819 Год назад
Start with yourself
@alexfortin7209
@alexfortin7209 3 года назад
Sponsored by Harvard-Epstein University 😀
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