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A Stunning Estate (Bought With Blood Money)- Tim Dillon Show Ep. 185 

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Taken from episode 185- "Stunning Estate":
• #185 - Stunning Estate...
Tim talks about some of his favorite reality Real Estate shows on the airs, as well as how some of those people may have gotten their money.
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@dannyh5937
@dannyh5937 4 года назад
This is the smartest, funniest, down to earth comedian at the moment. Tim Dillon puts all the LA comic hacks to shame. He's hilarious mainly because he's so honest.
@radiowhatsnew
@radiowhatsnew 4 года назад
We must protect him at all costs
@deshaundozier
@deshaundozier 4 года назад
This whole “LA comics” hack schtick is getting corny. 80% of all comics corny. I mean the NY comics just as lame and hacky. Legions of skanks is terrible if not for Big jay, Mark normand and his podcast partner is basically the same person
@spencere821
@spencere821 3 года назад
deshaun dozier for real lmao broke boys hating because they can’t afford to live in Echo Park
@dannyh5937
@dannyh5937 3 года назад
@@spencere821 whys it getting corny? Its the truth. LA comics are sycophants. The moment every LA comic gave Brandon Schwab credibility as a comic, I lost all respect for all of them. They're all quick to eat their own as we saw with Delilah and Callen, who both suck as comedians. I don't get your point with the Mark Normand comment? They're pretty different. Normand and Tim Dillon put all LA comics to shame.
@SaggyJ
@SaggyJ 3 года назад
Glad I found Tim after Delia went down the tubes
@ioncamin5
@ioncamin5 3 года назад
"Well they have a 40k$ camera" argument completely shut tim down
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
It's ACTUALLY filters not the camera that doea it. And I bet numpty there keeps pointing it into the sun. And ANY person who has enough time even with a phone camera knows how to deal with it.
@tyl3raz7
@tyl3raz7 3 года назад
@@OffGridInvestor k
@hkmorhsi
@hkmorhsi 9 месяцев назад
​​@@OffGridInvestorI know right ? I mean I can film a whole show with similar quality with an iPhone right? Who needs cameras anyway? Lens and exposure and aperture and sensors? Resolution? Never heard of it. Come on man...
@edwardflanagan2623
@edwardflanagan2623 3 года назад
He poisoned a river in china and is wanted for genocide BUT he LOVES infinity pools! Lmao Tim you are so funny!
@gabrielsilvas692
@gabrielsilvas692 3 года назад
Zambia
@Hornnnnnn
@Hornnnnnn 4 года назад
I mean, "million dollar fisting" was gold
@Buk99
@Buk99 4 года назад
Tim’s imagination is a thing of twisted beauty.
@sirforsa
@sirforsa 4 года назад
World class ranter, the best of the best.
@bztrd80
@bztrd80 3 года назад
Based on a true story
@gorecassady1632
@gorecassady1632 3 года назад
Amen
@mike_makes_foo
@mike_makes_foo 3 года назад
@@sirforsa 111¹
@vitaliyjuterbog8912
@vitaliyjuterbog8912 3 года назад
Imagination?
@rock3tcatU233
@rock3tcatU233 4 года назад
My uncle used to ram raid liquor stores and he had a bunch of above ground pools. So it's true, criminals do love pools.
@Steviethoughts1
@Steviethoughts1 3 года назад
He’s being accused of genocide but he adores the finishes.he loves the onyx table 😂
@AK-74K
@AK-74K 3 года назад
Our of all the comedians, Tim is the one that understands business the best and is very well informed on that.
@elena16350
@elena16350 4 года назад
Tim knows no bounds of convention, he has such an inventive brain, he just glides effortlessly from one evil deed to another, nothing fazes him, I wish we had someone like that in Britain , but we don’t .
@jordanlittlefield5887
@jordanlittlefield5887 4 года назад
Russell Brand if he had similar focus?
@paulorford7921
@paulorford7921 4 года назад
Frankie Boyle?
@piratesmileprod6533
@piratesmileprod6533 3 года назад
British standup is garbage.
@treynoldsman1981
@treynoldsman1981 3 года назад
Yeah it's dreadful stand up here in UK. God Frankie Boyle -do Not like that bloke. Nasty bloke. Not funny
@lljusttry
@lljusttry 3 года назад
Ricky gervais & russel brand
@philthepileable
@philthepileable 3 года назад
This guy is a fancy Japanese sword in a world of plastic butter knives.
@michaelz-c4178
@michaelz-c4178 3 года назад
This is the kinda shit Tim would say. Is this Tim or the CIA, yes or yes?
@TehMr
@TehMr 2 года назад
Only Tim is steel that’s unfolded a thousand times
@syr72
@syr72 Год назад
@@michaelz-c4178 its so damn funny when he says "yes or yes?"
@nickolaiproblem
@nickolaiproblem Год назад
It's a real knife out there
@trishcooley5810
@trishcooley5810 3 года назад
Knowing Tim Dillon is in the world gives me serenity. Thanks for sharing your brain.
@Blake_.Dryden
@Blake_.Dryden 4 года назад
Selling PO boxes in the Caymans is probably very profitable.
@dukesilver2308
@dukesilver2308 3 года назад
Sure...we'd all love a stunning estate...but let's be honest...the real estate market is a real knife fight right now....life in the big city
@janetpelletier1238
@janetpelletier1238 3 года назад
And someone paid for the house that Ghislaine Maxwell got to hide out in. Can't even find who owns that house. So, yes, there should be a blood money real estate show - I'd watch.
@glowindark64
@glowindark64 3 месяца назад
Someone she has dirt on
@thelifeaquatica
@thelifeaquatica 4 года назад
1:48 i love when ben talks like that
@zwickzack
@zwickzack 3 года назад
This was George Carlin-esque
@paulsaul2487
@paulsaul2487 3 года назад
Tim is right about who is buying up North American properties
@mesmith2526
@mesmith2526 3 года назад
I’d actually spend time with my rapidly aging parents if that was a show, since all they watch is HGTV. They enjoy seeing the houses they could never actually afford in real life, because they gave up on their dreams and had me instead.....
@abdullahabd7677
@abdullahabd7677 3 года назад
Tim bullying Ben gets me rolling.
@Whitesquall123
@Whitesquall123 3 года назад
I could listen to Tim talk about real estate all day....
@nkenchington6575
@nkenchington6575 3 года назад
Yep, applies to London big time.
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 4 года назад
“Boxes in dirt, by podcaster Tim Dillon”
@j0ndav1s
@j0ndav1s 3 года назад
Blood Money was one hell of a pitch. I'd watch the shit out of it.
@vanmichael6517
@vanmichael6517 4 года назад
Tim, dont stop! We need you!
@nickaultman5240
@nickaultman5240 2 года назад
A show where Tim goes to open houses and poses as the realtor
@greg6898
@greg6898 3 года назад
Going thru some stuff and this helped
@trishcooley5810
@trishcooley5810 3 года назад
Tim Dillon & Jimmy Dore are where I get extra special information in the funniest, most entertaining form.
@SaggyJ
@SaggyJ 3 года назад
Hell yeah same here lol
@Born2b_WILDe
@Born2b_WILDe 2 года назад
Tim basically described the Vancouver real-estate market.
@iluvcandies1
@iluvcandies1 3 года назад
Tim over here doing full on sales pitches for imaginary Islands. 🤣
@GaBoyzzz
@GaBoyzzz 4 года назад
Tim is the greatest
@goncalo1485
@goncalo1485 3 года назад
I'm addicted to this clips
@derekcantrell6061
@derekcantrell6061 9 месяцев назад
I’m at work and fucking losing it after grinding people into a paste.😂😂
@K1forMVP
@K1forMVP 3 года назад
Director Tim Dillions directorial debut "The 3rd world coup"
@conbaz106
@conbaz106 2 года назад
I'll take DMT, go to the other realm and try to sell the aliens condos
@cruciblemeditations2058
@cruciblemeditations2058 3 года назад
Get a polariser and some ND filters and you can shoot during the day
@F4izzle
@F4izzle 3 года назад
Strange times when comedians have become the voice of reason and truth. Keep it up bro! Love the fuckin channel .
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 3 года назад
It's always been that way since Diogenes of Ancient Greece, maybe even before then.
@z50king29
@z50king29 2 года назад
This sounds like, "a real knife fight"
@westonprather3157
@westonprather3157 2 года назад
The fact that Ben is just snickering at genocide.. these are my people.
@nicholascunningham2342
@nicholascunningham2342 3 года назад
I would pawn my house to get Tim Dillon and Alex Jones as cohosts on a show.
@RG-oy2kk
@RG-oy2kk 5 месяцев назад
Among the best JRE episodes
@DickHandy
@DickHandy Год назад
Tim Dillon is an unrelenting force of funny 🤣🔥
@gpower9572
@gpower9572 3 года назад
I could just imagine a bond Villian or Doctor Evil talking to one of these Realtors.
@TakeNoteOfThat
@TakeNoteOfThat Месяц назад
Can we get a “Tim is the new Chris Farley” movement going? Because it would be hilarious
@sruel3216
@sruel3216 2 года назад
This is one of his all time best bits. omg the epstein part lmao
@adwest17
@adwest17 4 месяца назад
“It’s a real knife fight out there”
@helenamoniqueclarke8135
@helenamoniqueclarke8135 3 года назад
So dark. So hilarious.😆
@sayno2lolzisback
@sayno2lolzisback Год назад
Accused credibly of genocide is such a funny line
@alexlechef2
@alexlechef2 4 года назад
Keep it up!
@josecuello1607
@josecuello1607 4 месяца назад
It's a real knife fight out here
@RGVNC
@RGVNC 3 года назад
The Caymans is where peasants keep their chicken scratch...ever been to Liechtenstein?
@undeniablyfunk5497
@undeniablyfunk5497 3 года назад
You mean Belgium’s prolapse?
@julianlee7870
@julianlee7870 3 года назад
You can’t become a billionaire without doing countless dirty deeds
@UnarmingGnat
@UnarmingGnat 3 года назад
What about Elon musk?
@WhiteKeys007
@WhiteKeys007 3 года назад
@@UnarmingGnat [insert dark gangsta glasses]
@sheikhakbar2067
@sheikhakbar2067 3 года назад
@@UnarmingGnat He is the dirtiest of them all .. he started with his father's money from emeralds mines worked by slave labor in apartheid South Africa!
@warriorredeemed215
@warriorredeemed215 3 года назад
@@sheikhakbar2067 is this true?
@City-Hunter
@City-Hunter 3 года назад
@@warriorredeemed215 Ask Elon Musk see what he tells you...
@itstrbo
@itstrbo 3 года назад
Brilliant ...simply Brilliant
@___blaggard999___8
@___blaggard999___8 4 года назад
That idea for a show is genius I'm in, how do I invest my blood money into that show so you dont show my assets.
@trevorennis683
@trevorennis683 3 года назад
You are a genius !!!!!!
@AssadNizam
@AssadNizam 3 года назад
“Million Dollar Fisting” coming soon to Pay Per View. Just don’t ask the client if his snuff film collection’s real, you might just end up as a movie star yourself. Hey
@christilivs8703
@christilivs8703 2 года назад
It really is like this!!
@swedesspeedshop2518
@swedesspeedshop2518 2 года назад
How about the kindergarten teacher and her stay at home husband/dad that have a $750,000 budget
@warrenarden1681
@warrenarden1681 3 года назад
Idsa stunnin’ estate!
@nyurieisbal1389
@nyurieisbal1389 3 года назад
i would buy so many houses from this man
@zayzay92
@zayzay92 3 года назад
Get a nd filter and bam you'll be to record in daylight too 😂
@MS-jk6gj
@MS-jk6gj 3 года назад
Knife fights all day in the Bu
@whatever05
@whatever05 3 года назад
Lol people are snatching the properties left and right. There is nothing better than a comedian's unapologetic rants.
@OffGridInvestor
@OffGridInvestor 3 года назад
GOLD MINING particularly gold dust..... they use cyanide to extract it properly. In the last couple decades thry have another way but the ORIGINAL AND CHEAPEST WAY.....cyanide. and THEN THEY THROW the leftovers ("tailings") not in a pile, but in a river. Look up Bougainville. There's even a gold mine here in Australia in the middle of nowhere, HUGE hole full of green water : cyanide. Signs up saying to not swim.
@davidantonsavage6207
@davidantonsavage6207 3 года назад
Shades of the play Titus Andronicus .... grind them into a paste. Tim, please make them eat their own increase!
@Belbivdevoe
@Belbivdevoe 2 года назад
It's crazy that Tim had inside information about prince Abdullah.
@weerobot
@weerobot 2 года назад
Where do you think the Gold in your smart Phone came from...
@blanketfortressofsolitude5270
@blanketfortressofsolitude5270 2 года назад
Funny how well this aged.
@Shroomdiffnuclear
@Shroomdiffnuclear 3 года назад
they shoot in the morning and afternoon, when the sun is low...not in the middle of the day
@PurpleHeat
@PurpleHeat 4 года назад
This should have millions of views. Can I use the audio for my valorant clips?
@talhagakhar1933
@talhagakhar1933 4 года назад
Contax him oh his business ID or contact Ben
@michelebergman4336
@michelebergman4336 2 года назад
BLOOD 🩸 MONEY 💰
@zaraali2169
@zaraali2169 3 года назад
he's immortal
@zackennedy
@zackennedy 3 года назад
Tracy Stockholm is the star of Million Dollar Fisting.
@joedonzi9552
@joedonzi9552 3 года назад
New York City actually has a "BILLIONAIRES ROW." It is actually "Billionaires Prison" , once the billionaires get their assigned space , there is no other place for those Billionaires to go !
@johndoe-lw1xo
@johndoe-lw1xo 3 года назад
It’s funny because it’s all true
@RealCallMeTony
@RealCallMeTony 4 года назад
Holy shit I gotta show this to my wife.
@dave.of.the.forrest
@dave.of.the.forrest 4 года назад
Tim Dillon / Bill Burr cage match. 2 men enter, 1 man leave.
@ShreeNation
@ShreeNation 3 года назад
No offense but Tim would stomp Bill to death.
@realagenttango
@realagenttango 10 дней назад
Everything you said about blood money and genocide is true. But that’s a little bit more of the south Florida market (Miami). LA probably has some of that too though
@baedric._.7721
@baedric._.7721 2 года назад
I love how the light is only on Tim. You know he told Ben “wear all black so no one can see your ugly pasty skin doesn’t hog my spotlight”
@PeteSwagg
@PeteSwagg 3 года назад
Jesus. So funny !!
@thatmeme1360
@thatmeme1360 3 года назад
Ocd driving me nuts on this. The corner of the desk looks like it would have a drawer in it with a tazer just in case tim gets too crazy. I don't think it will work. Maybe bear mace. Lol glad to see Tim finally has his own podcast, I'm a lil late to the party I know but still congrats on getting it started and good luck to your future business endeavors Tim.
@goldencheese7247
@goldencheese7247 4 года назад
He's not far from the truth
@dramares
@dramares 4 года назад
MOST would've had him put up a TGIF background... Ya know, for contrast... ... NO.
@tuckerjones5899
@tuckerjones5899 2 года назад
I used to be obsessed with the reality show about houses in Hawaii those were my favorite i think it was like my dream vacation home or st like that
@jymmydkid5633
@jymmydkid5633 3 года назад
I think if the production value went up to high this podcast would lose something. The all black background. causes tim to appear as if he were floating.
@stevenguevara2184
@stevenguevara2184 4 года назад
If you wanna make an amount of $ that your brain literally cant understand people are gonna get hurt along the way. So your saying there hard workers willing to go the extra mile. There is much to learn from them
@fredrm6023
@fredrm6023 4 года назад
Use a good ND filter wtf to shoot during the day.
@Mac0SXTutorials101
@Mac0SXTutorials101 3 года назад
Lamo right?! pretty basic camera knowledge
@Patriotsoftwash
@Patriotsoftwash 4 года назад
I have a huge bush
@jayrodro1258
@jayrodro1258 3 года назад
Tim Dillon is what happens when you don't let someone like him into the fancy elite club...he squeals like a pig until they let him in. This is why Tim is getting popular! He's almost squealed his way into the club!!
@jayrodro1258
@jayrodro1258 3 года назад
@@xiyx9748 Settle down Darth Sidious..
@jayrodro1258
@jayrodro1258 3 года назад
btw, this is Tim! Nobody knows!🤣😅
@fuckyoutalkinboutfam7277
@fuckyoutalkinboutfam7277 Год назад
The definition of inversion: I turn off cnn because it’s biased and full of shit. I turn on Tim Dillon and get an insightful truthfully provoking bit of commentary.
@emilymerz4905
@emilymerz4905 3 года назад
The island show is a thing already. 🤡🌎
@Tfwd1891
@Tfwd1891 2 года назад
I wonder if one day he’ll sellout. If he does his explanation and rationalization of his decision will be honest and hilarious
@desireev.9173
@desireev.9173 3 года назад
Omg I've thought the same thing. To afford these places you are doing some dodgy af shit. #houseporn👍
@neets7519
@neets7519 2 года назад
Ex royal Harry & Meghan Markle in a mansion in LA
@Ace-xt8lv
@Ace-xt8lv 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@scottwallacejr
@scottwallacejr 3 года назад
Is that a cohost or a tech guy?
@westxranchin
@westxranchin 3 года назад
Ben is a Renaissance man.
@wyganter
@wyganter 3 года назад
Twenty-seven genocidal war criminals disliked this video.
@laurenjojo
@laurenjojo 3 года назад
Keep berating and mocking Ben. Makes you both hotter.
@alexn8756
@alexn8756 3 года назад
Tim put on the Covid 40 after this then lost em.
@sethbishop6890
@sethbishop6890 Год назад
It seems like Eddie bravo would be great on the show but the thing is this is all very accurate whereas Eddie gets into some wild s*** so maybe I'm wrong
@musicloverkathy
@musicloverkathy 3 года назад
I was going to kill myself but I found Tim Dillon. I am waiting for the Medical Assisted Death laws in Canada to change so I don't have to do it myself. I hired an End of Life coach, when we listened to a song together, she actually bounced up and down on my couch which just seemed wrong to me. So I fired her. Please tell Death Counselors it's not appropriate to bounce on the couch of a suicidal woman.
@RoosterOvenMittz6969
@RoosterOvenMittz6969 Год назад
01:27 "Bravo found a way to make it like its SEXUAL" 01:37 *WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT?*
@aug-pahunters51
@aug-pahunters51 2 года назад
I find the opposite value of what they are selling. It's disgusting. Los Angeles and those people are just within North Koreas missiles. I wish them well.
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