One of the funniest lines ever - “Why do parents take their children to the supermarket to smack them? One of the greatest observations ever? Why doesn’t pubic hair grow down to your feet and under your trousers.
Can confirm. My 22 month old daughter likes to wee next to the kitchen door. Or in the corner of her playpen closest to the kitchen door. It might be a fascination with liquid because she does this with her drinks as well. She would rather tip her drink onto her high chair tray and suck it up than sip from her bottle. Strange people.
Billy Connolly is what we need in our screwed up world of doom and gloom You NEED something other than alcohol to forget all that and Not let life get you down!!!!!
It's only a screwed up world of doom and gloom if you are a pessimist. I don't let life get me down I have ways of dealing with that. I may listen to Billy or not, I have a family, I love listening to music, there are many ways to help the situation.
Whenever my mother was babysitting my daughter seemed to have projectile vomit ! And my daughter slept in my husband’s and my bed until she was 7 !! So Billy and I have a lot in common !
It's quite easy. There are 30 people and a video and it seems these people don't like the video. But that's there prerogative. Also you also mentioned the video, unbelievable.
Loved his talk about Jehovahs Witnesses. Reminds me: what do you get if you cross a Jehovah Witness with an atheist? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason!
I was seeing a woman who had two kids (not mine). Wee obnoxious bastards they were too. One night she was busy and asked would I feed the children? I said of course, no problem. What do you want me to feed them to? Funnily enough, that was the night out of the blue, we broke up...
@@damianleah6744 I’m Canadian so I hadn’t known much about him but boy oh boy I can’t seem to get enough of this genius!!! I’m glad that I discovered him and now I’m binging.
@John Doyle don’t do that to me…speak about Billy in the past tense 😬…not just yet ! Haha…I know he’s getting older but hope he will stick with us for a while yet! Lol
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There's always something special about Billy Connolly's comedy shows that are unlike every other comedy show that you see today where that one person you're watching on stage is shouting their stuff as fast as possible and where it's just constant punchline after punchline. What you get instead with Billy's show is a real life story and experiences made into comedy show because they're told in a funny way.
