Yeah, my neighbour was put on trial for being a serial masturbator. The judge sent him to a doctor first and the doctor said "you really need to put an end to this". My neighbour said "why?". The doc said "cause I'm trying to examine you!"
I saw a VHS copy of Billy And Albert with my mum and sister in the late 1980s and we were in tears of laughter at this clip and all the rest of the show. It was beyond hilarious. Billy Connolly is Comedy Gold.
I had the great pleasure of doing his photography in the Liverpool empire in 83 for the Billy bites your bum tour and how I got clear pictures is a miracle because I was laughing so much, and when he spotted me he involved me in a sketch ( I held my own) and I think that he is the best comedian in the world, God bless you big yin
The world has been here how long ? There have been many brilliant people in it ...philosophers, medics even Einstein.. ..but Billy beats them all .....banter to crack a smile from the doorest faces in this world....A genius we have all been blessed with ....i. glad I'm alive at this time, to appreciate this Genius.
So impressive how he had a career so long over so many decades and even now hasn’t ever slipped up and been racist sexist etc and all these modern comedian complain about not being able to say what they want
Being from the southern United States if always thought I spoke the English language badly until I listened to Billy do his version and then I realized I don't speak English I speak a strange variant of southern United States patios
It takes a man to turn adolescent sniggering and anxiety into a really funny and entertaining joke. Billy may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but he has a first class honours degree in Manhood ! If only they taught this to you at school.
OH MAN...I'VE TRIED TO TELL THAT SO MANY TIMES BUT A CANNIE DAE IT LIKE YOU. Brilliant stuff Billy. Seen you on a few YT films recently, but not for a few years. Great to see you pick the best. If itisnaeyou. Well done that fella...fellette...or whatever it is you choose to identify as. Lol///
There's an old saying that We all joke about here in Australia & it's passed down from generation to generation, & it says "95% of Males, play with themselves, the other 5% are bloody liars".
Peter Kay just repeats things you might remember and talks like you all have Northern family. It's sometimes funny but gets tired really quick. Billy is light years ahead of him in terms of comedy prowess.
I watched Peter Kay and the stuff just wasn't funny. Just funny impressions of daily stuff. Peter Kay is about Joe Rogan level of comedian. Not funny because I have much the same types of thoughts most days.
I met a men once in Tobermory . I was smacking my daughter for being wrong. The German said to me we don’t do that in Germany.i replied we don’t gas people in Scotland
That's a good one. Recently it's come out that the east germans were using PEDOS as foster "parents" because "they'd love the boys more". Trouble is, after reunification it continued REGARDLESS, RIGHT THRU to like 2005. German psychologists, particularly those in the 80s were SCREWED UP, doing some VERY twisted crap.
@@Flanaghan sad depressing individuals who have never been invited to a party in their lives cos they would spoil the fun. Probably the kind of folk Billy's referring to with the"i can't seem to get in there seems to be furniture piled against the door"🤣
@@iainsutherland1113 No you're an actual wanker, and you have to accept that there are people who who don't like Billy Connolly. It has nothing to do with not having a sense of humour or any such bullshit reasons as those posted here. It's just a question of different tastes. Simple as that.
I know the fanatics here won't understand this, but there are people who don't like Billy Connolly. There's nothing wrong with them, but there's something wrong with some of the people who post here.
Drillers (exploration or blast hole) never deny it. they just tell you steer clear of the pink rag. AND if it looks like it is crying….it is probably full
I was caught once by a female friend. She sat on the edge of the bed and said " let me help" but i was too mortified and the mood was broken. I think the best thing is to keep going. Just say " i will be with you ina minute. Just finishing up here." Then THEY get to be embarassed.
