Billy Connolly - Toblerone - Live 1994 

Have you ever wondered what that saw-toothed blade on the Swiss Army Knives is for? It's for cutting the fucking Toblerone.

Billy Connolly is the prescription everyone needs to brighten their day 🙌

Watching Billy laugh at his own jokes is half the fun! There has never been, and there will never be, a funnier comedian than Billy Connolly. Legendary!!

You cannot teach this, replicate this or come close to this. This is pure talent.

As a Swiss man, I agree with everything this man has said.

Only Billy could make a hilarious story out of eating a Toblerone

He's been my main prescription for about 30 years or so

6mins 31secs..... When he pours the Glass of water over the heckler. That's how a Scotsman deals with hecklers. ;-)

I took my Glaswegian Dad to that gig It was one of only a few times we spent together, a pint in the Duke of Cornwall round the corner beforehand, we were right near the stage but we were the first in the pub after😂 for a few more Dad was a huge fan of 'The Big Yin' I'll always remember it Thanks Billy Connolly 👍❤

I’ve watched this clip 1000s of times & it never fails to make me 😂 cheers Billy you’re a legend I loved you when I was younger nothings changed

Timeless. People will be laughing at this hundreds of years from now. 🇬🇧

The legend that is Billy Connelly.

I can never have a toblerone without thinking of Billy :)

Billy, I remember when I was a bit younger in the early 70s a guy gave me a tape of your stuff that he had recorded at one of your really early gigs in Glasgow and my younger brother and I loved it. He was 14 and I was 20 and we shared a bedroom and we would wet ourselves laughing because even though it was only audio, the images that you gave us were priceless, the pictures were amazing. We would listen to that tape every night and it had us in stitches and bonded my brother and I together and through time we bought all your LPs and became life long fans. The sad thing is that my brother married a bird from another galaxy who turned him against me and the rest of our family and I haven’t seen him in over 25 years. When I watch your stuff I always think of my kid brother and it makes me sad that he is no longer a part of my life. You Billy are a very very special person of the highest integrity and superb intelligence who like myself has a built in shit detector and you have given me the greatest of pleasure throughout my life and I put you on the same power as The `Beatles and Steely Dan and The Sopranos and Mohammad ALI which means that you are up there with the Gods. I wish you all the very best Bill and God bless you, or whatever being controls this life may it look after you big man. …..on a different note. I live in Belfast and I saw you one day riding your bike down the Castlereagh road in east Belfast and I shouted at you and you shouted back and for me that was a very special moment in my life, and I have been around a few corners by the way. Look after yourself big lad and keep on doing what you do as long as you can ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Nice to see you on the Graham Norton show last night. Hope you're well, Billy. Thanks for all the laughs over the last 40-odd years 🙏

I saw this man live two nights in a row. Both totally different yet absolutely brilliant. A true genius

The swiss police actually use toblerone as a baton as well.

You rarely saw him genuinely angry on stage but that coin toss pissed him right off.

My biggest regret in life is never seeing this legend live I’m glad I’ve got his DvDs

'A bar of chocolate that hurts you' 😂😂😂

The coin toss at the end was actually very clever.

Sir Billy Connolly, a one off comic genius. No matter how many times I watch your videos/DVD’s they always make me laugh.

Ever since I can remember I have loved Billy, I've seen everything he's done many, many times.... and still, I'm creased up. Nobody will ever match his comedic talent. Legend xxxx

The alps all being the same size, and in a perfect line, would be an incredibly Swiss/German/Austrian thing to do. Probably just the Italians stopping them getting the chisels out.

I'm just delighted that I know where potatoes of the night was taken from

The ultimate irony: I once almost died due to inhaling the Toblerone I was eating, from laughing so hard to Billy Connolly talking about Toblerones being dangerous

GOAT. Just the GOAT. End of discussion.

Living as I have for the last 50 odd years in South Africa, I am fortunate to have been exposed to all types of British accents, and I am well able to understand perfectly what Billy says. (perhaps it is due to my fiery Scottish grandfather passing on the gene memory of accent?) Billy is the only person on earth that can reduce me to a hopelessly weak pile of tears of laughter.....Long may you entertain us, my "brother" Scot!

Never seen this clip before; shouldn't've watched it while brushing my teeth - nearly spat toothpaste everywhere! XD

Billy is my favourite uncle - what a shame we're not related. 😊

I was in Scotland, I was so disappointed when I seen the Toblerone hadn’t have “Aggressive fucking sweety!” B.C. on wrapper🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's true, though. Toblerone even has sticky toffee bits in it that lift your fillings out if you're not careful.

He brings a lot of joy to the world! Or at least to me. 😉

Billy knows how to deal with hecklers!

Outstanding everytime he speaks 👏 🙌

Best heckler shut down of all time

Still the funniest man ever.

This one always cracks me up, for sure one of my (many) favorite Billy stories :D

Always loved to watch Billy's World Tours. The funniest man ever.

Love You Big Yin, take care and Keep Safe Darling, XX Keep Safe Everyone

Billy is a great comedian i like this kind humour could listen to him alday i wish he was still doing his show 😢 ❤

This has never been more relevant. Mon Scotland!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Never used any pre wrote jokes.man’s a complete legend.funny as f@@@

One of the best routines from the Live 1994 video.

Guy throws money onto the stage, Billy throws water over him. Bet he didn't expect that 😂

Every single time I've eaten a toblerone, I think of this.

Nail files out! The best

Billy ,you are my No1 comic of all time(And i'm English ,you couldn't make that shit up🙄 ).I do wish you the best of health mate .Love you ❤️

Mans a Genius

I hired Billy to do some TV ads in NZ. Had dinner with him and Pam. Very quiet! Did a brilliant job for us though!

A great great funny man No one like him He's a total 1 off

I saw him on this 94 tour ..genius

Who buys those big toblerones at Heathrow……perverts 😂😂😂🤣🤣

It's funny because it's true. I've never been quite sure how you're supposed to tackle a Toblerone; especially the giant ones. But maybe that's what some of the more esoteric tools on a Swiss Army Knife are actually for?

He has to be the funniest man ever.

I’ve always seen Billy Connolly in pop culture but never bothered to check out his material. I can easily say I’m a fan. Love his style.

Glaswegian Legend 💯👍

Billy you making me laugh so much I hope you are well

Brilliant 😂😂😂 billy

He's so right, beautiful chocolate but so hard too eat.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

This was too funny! We never had Toblerone in the country i grew up in so my aunt from the UK would buy the huge Toblerones at the airport for us when she would come to visit. We would try to only eat one alp a day to make it last. So true though, if you didn’t break it off and instead try to bite it off, you would end up ripping some skin off in your mouth. Totally worth it though!

Someone play this video whenever they see Toblerone for sale.

Great to see you on rte tonight. You looked brill :)

He'll fix anything wrong with you. ♥️🍁🐘🤗🇨🇦

Wonderful as no one ever since ... the true story though is .. you are supposed to strap Toblerone under your mountain boots when you reach eternal ice .. walking vertically upright . come dinner time that 'wee tool kit' in the knife assembly gets handy . Franz shows it in Eiger Sanction :)

Always perceptive!

BRILLIANT

Ok, but can we talk about how Billy Connolly in his ridiculous nightgown-pant-dress from 1994 would be considered amazingly well-dressed in the year 2022.

Life feels like a Toblerone valley lol

Och Billy you are a fucking legend!

68 years later..The internet helped me work out how to eat Toblerone without injury. Have you ?

Love him x

So true about the Toblerone. So bloody funny.

Can buy those huge Toblerones locally, thankfully its right next to a hardware shop that sell swiss army knives.

I eat and love Toblerones❤❤❤

It's called a Hoof Pick Billy

Fucking brilliant thats the first i have seen him pouring the glass of water over somone on yer self billy

I don’t know which is the better heckle, the coin or the glass of water 😂🤣

This guy has made me laugh until it hurts since the late 70s, my late teens. A fantastic observer of life and people who basically says it how it is and honestly. With that irreverent twist that we all think to a greater or lesser extent. Love you Billy. In a Purley heterosexual, no gay stuff sort of way. Laugh ya bugga 😂🤣😅😂😅🤣😅

The heathrow toblarone bit 😂😂

This joke I showed to a few friends of mine lately the fell down with laughter. But one guy then nearly sent me into hospital when we stopped laughing or kinda stopped. He and I swear he says iv had piles they would have worked for me if I thought of it .

This makes me smile when the world fucks me up, every day. What kind of sick mind would make a chocolate bar that hurts you, Billy? Masochists mate. Masochists.

Ended it like a true Scottish man

Dose any one know the name of the full length version

Billy, i love you,, best laxative i know

What did the heckler say at the end there ?

I remember my first and last T chocolate bar. In the 70's, had a case of the munchies and no useful implement to whack off a piece.

The raw Glaswegian just comes out at the end 😂

This is exactly the way I ate Tablerone

Pocket pies get me every time you could at least make them chocolate

Where does one get a shirt like Bill’s.....

I saw a stack of Toblerones at a chain store and thought of this.

genius

Yeeeeehawe! 😂👏 6:30

God I would murder 4 an airport size Toblerone from the fridge right now

He done one about the iceberg that looked like Jesus,but I can't find it now

I’m eating tolberone now 😭😭😭😭

😂😂❤️💯👋⭐

I wonder if this is where Steve Coogan got the idea for Alan Partridge's Toblerone addiction?

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