Billy Connolly - Submarine crash - Live in London 2010 

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Saor Alba.

Something about Scotland and critical thinkers.. Iain Banks is worth a look if you enjoy reading.

Billy for First Minister!

Best of all, he’s a Glaswegian!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

maybe it's his foul language

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How awesome!!

Totally agree

I’m afraid that would be a catastrophe lol , a fuckin window in a sub lol 😂

Put a cup of Connolly, Carlin & Will Rogers in your morning blender. Top it off w/ a good dose of John Prine and you'll have a healthy start for the day.

And how quickly war would break out

@@treehouse9713 I know Billy, never heard of those other guys!

I van not.

@@orphanoforbit7588 😂😂

Same as the great George Carlin, yet as different as chalk from cheese.

agree billys twist is spot on so funny

@Johannes C As a , now, 95% homebound, mostly immobile, biped, I begin each morn w/ a shot of Connolly, a shot of Carlin topped off w/ a few shots of John Prine. Then, I can kick Ars , best as able, w/ a grin, a chuckle and knowledge that there were a few that 'got it'.

Me tae! Pavillion glesga

There's is set he did from around 2010 (can't remember where) but basically he demolishes them and calls them all beige f*ckers for taking all the fun away 😂

Hes alive.

Steady on mate , he's no deid yet...🤣

@@benmacdui9328 but he is retired

Hes not dead my dude, just retired in Florida lol he actually just did a special, it was great, it was more of a celebration of his life and career....when thats the way it should be, celebrate someone's life and career while theyre alive so they can see it and enjoy it.

He's no deed yet ffs

Are you related to Kamala Harris? You too can be a Vice President IF your cackle rate meets the standard. (sorry, couldn't resist.) Cheers, Bob

Still is.

Really? Why??

Irene Hunter: Take no notice of Mark Fux, you've every right to be proud!

@@markfox1545 because- if it’s not Scottish, it’s crap!!!

Let him run Scotland rather then Islamic Fruitcake and we be in a far better place

You are = YOU'RE.

hey, I can't believe so many english speakers don't distinguish Your, you're, yaw & they're, their, there. amongst a few. how ridiculous 😐🤪.

Yeah but what if the other pricks decided to throw pebbles at ya window lol 😂

@@jimmyohara2601 because they failed basic grade 5 grammar.

@@jimmyohara2601 too much time learning about the darker times of our history and finding out which witch is wich.

I can’t help but think that that shouldn’t make any difference

Did they not have that thing that goes beep beep beep.

I am sure he would have shut you up with a witty remark if you had interjected! He was the best comedian. This had me laughing out loud and I just what is required to avoid depression.. Thanks Billy. Have you heard about the Vaseline salesman?…..

@@Pumpherstonsmith Submarines very rarely use active sonar as it gives away their position. Subs mostly use passive sonar and if both subs were running silent, then either one would be hard to hear. Heh, heh...a window on a submarine? What next ? Screen doors? I think cameras mounted externally would not be a bad idea, but you probably wouldn't see far enough to avoid a collision, especially if the sub is at depth and/or it is night time. Light falls off rapidly underwater. Yeah they could use lights...but an ASW airplane or satellite might spot it.

Billy isn't an act or a character. He's just Billy.

@@RodFleming-World couldn't be put any better.

Same regrets here.. 🙄

Saw him in a bar once during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, chatting with friends. An awesome presence, and constantly centre of attention in the room. Little wonder that he escaped to North America to get himself some breathing space and privacy.

Oh wow I laughed till I cried.. Such a funny man.

only to be superseded with the joke about parking his bike.....

Yes he is !

Agreed .

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Haha brilliant story. Even the name of it, "Astute". Quality

😆🤣🤣🤣😆🏆 Priceless! 👍🏻

Submarines can only "detect" things that make noise. No noise no detecty, Whales (and especially shrimps) farting make noise, and plenty of it. Scotland does not normally make noise per se.

@@braddawson4496 I would imagine that waves washing up on the shores of the Isle of Skye make plenty of noise and would prove your statement to be just a crowing and ignorant defence of British incompetence, and it also shows your obvious lack of knowledge of submarine warfare. With all due respect to you, Scotland, per se, does actually make noise. Thanks for your amusing post! Keep on farting.

@@Patmofar the submarine in question was on the surface and ran off the road. A submarines ability to detect things on the surface is quite different than submerged which was obviously what the Royal Navy had been referring to. Thanks for your random ad hominem tho, it's so rare to find on the internets these days.