Billy Mitchell Gets DESTROYED By Judge! 

The judge's assistant is named 'Karena Griffiths' so Billy likely misspoke there. From what I'm reading in comments, opinions are mixed but most people think that mentioning the tie is dirty but probably not an attempt at stolen valor. Please keep hate to a minimum, we are just having a laugh. Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS/ANDROID/PC: clcr.me/KarlJobst_Aug and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days

Since Billy represented himself, that case was technically tool assisted.

Well, this Judge is definitely an absolute legend.

Billy's tongue flickering is him trying to reload his save states. The judge really MAMEd him!

what always strikes me as odd is that Billy didn't introduce himself to the judge as "billy mitchell, video game player of the century"😂😂

If you catch yourself saying "if you could...y'know" to a judge, you're in a bad spot

Billy is such an absolute legend, he speedran getting his case tossed out of court.

His look at the end really is priceless. As if to say "you're lucky you're an expert in the law or you'd be waking up to a frivolous lawsuit tomorrow buddy"

Mitchel is going for the record in the 100% category in frivolous lawsuits. This is one of the most difficult levels where you have to convince a judge to not dismiss a case that he legally must dismiss. He tried the sucking up strats, the blaming the defendant strats, and even the "I know a celebrity" glitch. But he still failed. That's why there are so few that go for the record in this category.

I think we can all agree: Billy Mitchell is *not* an absolute legend.

"I spoke with Melanie Griffith yesterday." Sir, this is a Wendy's.

"I drove past Helen Mirren yesterday, she looked fantastic. Anyway..."

I'm amazed Billy hasn't tried to sue the judge.

Damn the Judge just pulled the most impossible skip of all time

Now I can't wait for Billy to sue the judge for dismissing the case

The Judge saying « No, not necessarily » also got me. Felt like « actually people like you are making my life easier ».

That judge was just perfect. He kept calm, stuck to the rules, and perfectly did what he should without deviating. This is how you recognize experience.

Third generation US service member here, USAF. That West Point tie is not “stolen valor.” Military colleges, like Annapolis, West Point, or the AF Academy, sell tons of merchandise, just like any other collegiate institution. Billy is just trying to score any sort of brown nosing points with the judge by showing false support for the judge’s personal affiliation for that school. Stolen valor only comes into play when the only discernible reason for the service related comment or projection is to make those around them think they themselves serve(d) in the military. As much as I hate Billy, he wasn’t guilty of this.

Holy balls this guy does the serpent lip lick more than Andrew Wilson.

Billy: tries to blame Twin Galaxies and says they made the case expire so it would exceed the statute of limitations. Judge: You're the plaintiff. It's on you to meet your deadlines. Dismissed.

14:29 "I believe all this was done maliciously on their part..." Well, it doesn't matter what you believe, Billy. Only what you can prove.

I love this judge. He only has to hear Billy talk for 10 seconds before he looks absolutely done with his shit.

Billy Mitchell finally getting steamrolled by the law? That's an instaclick from me chief.

Good on Notch for helping, really warms my heart to hear that so many, including him has come forward to help!

.....and yes that Judge was VERY VERY patient with Billy.

Name dropping a celebrity? I think he meant to say “Karena Griffiths.” She’s a registered paralegal in Florida, and listed as this judge’s judicial assistant on the Florida civil circuit website. That’s even worse than name-dropping a celebrity because he got the judge’s assistant’s name wrong and probably irritated the judge right off the bat.

State law: "You MUST do this. If you don't, your case WILL be dismissed." Billy Mitchell: "I'm not going to do this." Judge: "I'm dismissing the case." Billy Mitchell: "This is not what I expected." We are clearly observing a mastermind at work here.

He doesn't even have a lawyer so he's filing all these lawsuits himself. He just wants to make his enemies stress and waste money on frivolous lawsuits

14:14 it's actually cathartic watching this man in so much stress. i'm usually not that vindictive but damn this mans entire existence erks me.

I was fully expecting him to sue the judge for dismissing his case.

Judge: the case is dismissed Billy: I have a cool tie, and met an *important person* Judge: cool, still dismissed tho

Notch coming out of nowhere to cover legal fees! What a *L E G E N D.*

I laughed out loud when you said Billy's face looked like a 2 year old when you tell them they can't watch any more Tv. Because I have a 2 year old and that IS the EXACT face he makes when we tell him that he can't watch any more TV. lol

I love how his hair makes him look like he is always wearing a hoodie

I feel like he puts his hair on his head like Darth Vader’s helmet whenever he wakes up.

Seeing his Salty AF look is the best part.

I like that the judge is basically. "yeah yeah ok, Its still closing..."

"His execution was frame-perfect..." You rule Karl.

Billy: “I am very unhappy.” *chefs kiss*

The next time I'm court, I must remember to name drop Steven Seagal and highlight how helpful he has been.

I love your writing and delivery. Favorite channel on RU-vid and I’ve been here since 2007

Billy Mitchell is doing great at his "Become a joke 100%" speedrun.

You gotta love how even the lighting in Billy's house makes him look like a stereotypical villain

At :30 the "chef hats" boxes screaming "CHEf hATS"! Even the boxes know

I'm going back through these and I love how you handle yourself. I will say I always see you saying to keep hate to a minimum, this is for fun, this is a laugh. To me it isn't. People who file these frivolous lawsuits ruin people and businesses every day. This man is willing to destroy lives because he doesn't like what someone said about him. He deserves hate. Not death threats or anything like that, but he deserves the trolling and hate that comes his way.

"I spoke with Todd Todgers yesterday"

Billy: "I'm kind of a big deal." Judge: "Who are you again?"

"i am suing them for $10 million and there was no one there would help" gee YA THINK !?!?!

I thought Melanie Griffith was just, like, a secretary at the county courthouse or something, so to find out that she’s actually a random celebrity that Billy plugged in for clout is hilarious

Billy loves to hear himself talk, so much, he tries to lick every word that comes out of his own mouth

Billy: I have a West Point tie. I possibly spoke to a famous actress Judge: ...so anyways, case dismissed

This is interesting to watch since I'm trying to become a lawyer. It's also funny to watch Billy make a fool out of himself. Thanks for the laughs.

Thank you for this amazing gift you absolute legend. Love the channel mate!

The judge would've probably fallen for it if Billy was casually drinking Coke and eating pizza during that spiel

I think he lost by default for licking his lips in-between every damn word he spoke. That's definitely illegal.

My son is a Corporal in the US Marine Corps, and I often wear a USMC hat to support him. If anyone asks me about it I tell them that. It's OK. Stolen Valor (in the US) is defined as lying about service or award received for the purpose of obtaining monetary or other tangible benefit. It's fine to wear signs that support the military as long as you don't claim (for example) you were a bad ass Navy Seal with two silver stars and a purple heart, but now have PTSD and need money to pay the rent. It's a bit like wearing apparel with your favorite football team on it. just because you wear the jersey, no one is going to assume you play for Manchester United.

God billy, HAVE YOU LICKED YOUR LIPS ENOUGH!?

Billy Mitchell's constant interjections in the judge's dismissal of the case marks the second high-profile tool-assisted speedrun focused on him.

Another proud installment in Billy's any% "become a vexatious litigant" speedrun.

That is one of the nicest/most patient judges Ive ever seen.

The West Point tie is not stolen valor. Stolen valor is a specific crime that requires specific criteria to be met. He’s wearing the tie and pointing it out to try and manipulate the judge, but it is not stolen valor. Stolen valor refers to fraudulently claiming certain valor awards for a tangible benefit or financial gain. The list is specific and does not include wearing a West Point tie.

"failed conman" That's another lawsuit Billy will file. He hates being viewed as a failure.

The Judge literally woke up that day to get his time wasted. Poor guy

Melanie Griffith is the court reporter or records clerk for this case, and they were likely discussing this hearing.

That judge was way too nice, what the helll

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

"All he needed to do was convince the judge to ignore his legal responsibilities" 😂

I love how Billy keeps trying to blame Twin Galaxies for falling off the map. Even if that were true, he could have contacted the court at literally any time to explain that.

It doesn't excuse his past behavior, but I'm glad to hear Notch is willing to help

I'm a simple man: I see some Billy Mitchell drama, and I click

That judge is impressively patient. He is an absolute legend.

Some lessons here: 1. Stay out of court 2. If you must break lesson #1, get a lawyer to represent you. 3. Corollary: Never personally speak to the court, especially if someone is recording it to upload to RU-vid.

What’s going on with Billy’s tongue? He truly is a snake

He literally reached the Dismissed screen within 5 minutes. Billy Mitchell is the speed running GOAT 🐐

”his execution was frame perfect” , unlike his gameplay

That’s pretty scary. Lying to a judge.

If Billy hasn't hired Dog the Bounty Hunter, then Billy hasn't made every effort possible.

Mitchell: "I know attorneys give you less headaches in pro se." Judge: "No, not necessarily." lol

Yo!?!?!? Finally gets what he deserves

~7:00 minutes in. U.S. Stolen Valor is when someone claims military service, specific awards and medals, or rank to gain compensation or benefits (basically claiming military service). Wearing military associated clothing is not stolen valor by itself. Billy Mitchell is using the tie/bowtie comment to create a common ground through manipulation in order to get on the "good side" of the judge. Judge is professional and not having it. I love it! Good video!

Billy Mitchell: I'm going to sue Karl Jobst Notch: I'm boutta fund this man's entire legal defense

He sounds like a sixth grader explaining to his English teacher that he swears he'll get the work in tomorrow, and that it was his parents fault for distracting him.

"Billy Mitchell tried to be the first person ever to execute the 'No Judge' skip in the game 'Real Life'. This is the story of how he failed."

If you notice, Billy literally licks his lips between each lie.

Great stuff lad. Thanks for the great content.

3:29 Props to whoever it was who donated $1,000 under the pseudonym of Todd Togers.

Even though Billy misspoke here, "I spoke with Melanie Griffith the other day, she was terrific." is how I'm going to start all of my conversations from now on.

Karl: "I've legitimately played Raid way too much over the past two years. I'm level 93! You can't fake that!" Billy Mitchell: "Bet."

The Judge is like Bill am a Judge not your Lawyer. LOL

There’s a Melanie Griffiths on the 20th judicial circuit as court admin but in probation. Someone pointed out there’s a Karena Griffith as judicial assistant in Broward on the 17th circuit. That seems wild if he named dropped a celebrity but nothing to debunk it. My goodness…

I’m just imagining how much fun Karl must have had writing this script

I really love the Silly Bitchell name😂

Shoutout to notch, the absolute legend chad who supported you. amazing dude.

This judge is going to become a legend in the history of speedrunning

Non-lawyers: "Wow, this is crazy." Lawyers: "Just a normal day in court."

Karl: it's going to be cringe Me: how bad can it be? Mitchell: I heard the other gentleman talk about your bowtie and I concur. Me: NOPE, NOPE NOPE NOPE, I'M OUT

"Every tool every technique was frame perfect" got me lmao 🤣

The fact that he keeps suing content creators so there’s no bad press on him is absurd. He should be charged again for intimidation

Wow… the first bit of empathy I’ve ever felt for this man is second-hand embarrassment. This is what you deserve Billy.

11:33 "I know attorneys give you less headaches than pro se." "No… Not necessarily." I feel like that was a targeted backhanded compliment 😂