Conman Sues Guinness World Records And Gets DESTROYED! 

lol

billy did get them to reinstate his bogus records did they not?

@@TKUltra971 Only because Guinness are shit

@@karljobst facts

you are going to wr speedrun billy's case against you because you are an Absolute Legend! and well... he is not.

Because its not in the code. The legal code.....

He obviously didn’t factor in the human element this time around 😂

@@PrinceOfCats5 I ❤ this reply. Good work dude^^

@@SpartanPrimeDSTY117 same

What's the joke here? That you can't start Dragster that way?

Yeah I Todd Togers is the actual WR holder, I don't know who this Rogers guy is but he should calm down

Todd Roges

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Pissing off a judge any%

The letters were piled in hundreds of other letters and he just didn't have time to find them.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol

oh boy im so excited for the upcoming speedrun of balls shaving, that is the real deal, people risking everything to nail a high score!

People 50 years ago: The internet will start a new golden age in which technology, culture and society will prosper. People of today:

@@JackoBanon1 your friend's house is about to be tore down. In all the moments in your life you have never felt more immense pain. What once was a happy home has now became the past. As you think of the time you spent together you wish it could never end. You ate it. You ate the popsicle, threw it in the neighbor's yard and yelled "sck it, b". The neighbor turned on the leaf blower and rammed your wooden fence. The leaf blower made a loud sound as it flew into the air and crashed through the old coats house. The dog slammed you onto the ground as you started flailing your arms. Then it happened. Your neighbor called the FBI and took your door down. Out with the washing machine they went with cords, plugs. Plumbing and all. Your live was great. You loved it to the tip of Mount everest and the bottom of the Himalayas.

I sense that the judge's logic was mostly "Let's tie up all loose ends and get this closed for good so I'm not wasting any more time on it."

@@CouchSpud91 Yeah

It's funny because the legal proceedings were now such tangled-up, contradictory comedy of errors *that was what he had to do.*

Malicious compliance at it's finest.

Given that the dude is a real estate lawyer with zero trial experience....maybe Togers is better off.

hi checkmark

Togers saga pt 2, teddy roges

Of course it won't. Cuz he lives exclusively on monetizing coverage of his bullshit. Same with Mitchell.

Togers? Oh, you mean that "Roges" guy.

@@TheGamesReal This is actually a review channel with regular uploads, quite a nice surprise

Cameras can't capture such a fast reaction time. Because of the Human element.

@@shinyagumon7015 😂 yup he definitely forgot to factor in the “human element” on this speed run. Actually his lawyer was the one speed running himself out of being Todd’s lawyer 😂

Birds of a feather something something

@@gogokowai Birds of a feather are worth two in the hand? Something like that

xD waaaay underrated comment dude

@@michaeldavidson2510 Bros before Hoes

@@DontCallMeYourSlime Birds of a feather are always greener on the other side of the fence?

It's reminiscent of white girls.. You know what I'm gonna do..?? I'm gonna write a letter!! Get the meme going

Guy is gonna end up killing himself at this rate

@@garystinten9339 …what?

"it just works"

@@nate_storm in regards to Todd writing letters.. now go watch white chicks

my great grandfather's cat witnessed him beat Crazy Bus in 42 minutes!

What? I call hax! It's impossible to get a score higher than Alden's number in the very cromulent game, Polybius. Let alone, in only 12 seconds. Methinks your uncle might be fibbing!

Actually Mitchell Got A Score Of 83 Trillion

@@Wendy_O._Koopa you can only get 81.9 trillion in 12 sec

This is a crack up. What a jewel to scroll down to

I move for a bad court thingy!

Well I wouldn't want to lose my job for Tood Rogers either.

BAR?

@@nooneinparticular3370 "In law, the bar is the legal profession as an institution, which originates from the 'passing the Bar' the synonym of British Accredited Registry, a throwback to America's legal origins which are based in British law."

Exactly. This is precisely what happened to Jack Thompson (that nutjob who kept bringing lawsuits against GTA, Mortal Kombat, and randomly assorted games, rap songs/videos and movies that featured violence or sex). Admittedly, he was found guilty of other things too (harrassment, publicly humiliating litigants), but making false statements was one of the charges, multiple times, which ended with him being permanently disbarred.

Wish this was a pinned comment.

There's also an "ORDERD AND ADJUDGED" at 13:12, so the judge might just not be paying any of this too much attention. And can you blame him?

@@arkadyshersky8704 Adjudge: To declare or order by law. verb. To give or award (costs, etc.) by law.

@@mentalpatientMp The error is in "ORDERD", not "ADJUDGED"

@@GrantGryczan woops my bad, carry on!

@@arkadyshersky8704 Also "ENLAGE".

Coming clean and becoming a show host for a History of Gaming show would have been a Golden Ending for Rogers. Sadly he kept going and wound up in the Bad Ending.

If he writes that book someday, I absolutly want the spelling issues in it

And he could make a few bucks as he looks a little hard up for it in these video clips.

Todd's sweet little lies

Yep. Instead of pulling a Zuko from ATLA he decides to pull an Azula.

Your vet bill came in the mail today. You better pay it. It's due by tomorrow at 3am Pacific time sharp. Don't be late, or else the FBI is going to break down the door to your house and take every nook and cranny apart until they get what they want. No animals were harmed in the making of this comment.

😂😆🤣 longest record of all time. Mr. Togers.

He goes by Todd Roges now

As if it happened again and this time he was Todd Roges. I was laughing hard at that. Absolutely classic

Billy Mitchell is way worse imo. Both deserve to be called out.

14:38 “But let’s be fair, Rogers is a hard name to spell”.

And it would probably work too, with how fucked most schools handling of bullying complaints is.

@@clocked0 As someone who works in a school district: Homeschool your kids.

@@randgrithr7387 Wish that any parents wouldn't be too lazy to listen

Homeschooling doesn't work

You'd be surprised how often that works

As a Floridian myself, I can agree. Most of us don't know how it works! XD

To be fair, most people don’t really know how suing works. Lawyers exist for a reason.

Non-florida man destroys lawsuit filed by florida man

A truly stupid comment

Tbf lawyers wouldn't need to exist if everyone knew how the law worked

It'd be a really great side experience to the current lawsuit.

The proper title will be "I'm being sued by Todd Roges. Lol."

"I'm being sued by Rodd Togers."

No, it'll be "Todd Toges sent me a letter saying he's suing me, but I'm pretty sure subpoenas aren't supposed to be in crayon"

Well it's not far fetched

He would probably refuse it for hurting his ego

It's nice hearing it in laymen terms lol

Because man has nothing else and he has identified himself through this for his entire life.

For 40 years straight.

There's something amazing about seeing "Togers" spelled wrong.

Why is it so hard for Togers to move on? Easy, he had the spotlight for years. Everyone, or at least everyone in the media, saw him as a master of gaming. He was held in such a high regard for so long and everyone believed his lies for so long that he probably genuinely believes it happened. When the truth finally started coming out, all of his glorious achievements were taken away and his status as a top tier gamer was wiped. Dude's probably got nothing left and so he wants to cling to his former glory, whether it was earned or not.

Todgers was almost a genius, until he decided to fight back. He should have stayed quiet and took the money and ran.

Stop! He is already deeeead...

He clearly started the lawsuit in second gear and that cost him the lawsuit

Billy's working to maintain the same halo effect though, of the wunderkind who aces every game he plays. Both are sad, sad individuals whose greatest achievements are completely imaginary, they're literally legends in their own minds.

@@Zefrem23 Except Mitchell has a bit more glamour invested in his deception, as befitting a sociopath. Todd has as much glamour as an ogre in a lab coat, and I don't mean an ogre-mage. Todd is just a subpar derp in the game of cons and scams.

@@DinnerForkTongue Todd has all the grace of a reversing dumptruck with no tires on

Dude, english is not my first language, and I srsly had a stroke tyring to read "obsequiously" lmao (edit: typo)

@@nicoreichlmeir1863 hey man, english IS my first language and I had the same problem xD

It will be a happy day for me.

I hope they do give up Todd if you hear me *Come at me* *you are no threat to me*

I wish this on no man but people like this never give up until either death

Well still have other cheaters

Mummies never die at least that's what they tell me.

This is the way.

This is not only…. The Way, but also shows this man is fellow of superior culture, as well.

So say we all.

"This week on Behind The Joystick: Todd Toges, or 2600 Reasons Why Todd Rogers Is A Moron"

Also 1:30 XD

You also have to pay thousands to get a rep from Guinness to observe you breaking a record. Its a grift

LOL It is exactly as Lech Wałęsa in Poland :D

Considering how the Dream drama went, all he has to do is say he didn’t know he cheated and everything will blow over.

I like the way you think. I dunno either man.

@@piotrtoborek2442 Nobody cares and hardly anyone knows about him outside our country so don't mention him. ...wait a second, it's exactly like Togers, whom nobody even knows outside speedrunning community. Holy shit.

To be fair Karl even spoke on it, and since the way the mod was designed he really didn't know. He should of handled it better. But he was innocent

Him and Billy. It's like a car crash you can't avoid.

he reminds me of an even stupider version of DSP Gaming.

Some sort of final destination shit but with angry cheaters instead of death.

I kind of feel bad for Ragers you know. Like, it would be a real bummer if you woke up one day and realized you never had a life.

Same

- Hey we got another letter -- from the video game guy? - yeah, wanna open it? -- nah, just send form 43c and tell him to stop sending letters

"Dude. Todgers. Roges. Whoever you are."

Everyone

@@OvermasterP "To whom it may concern, because fuck trying to guess what your name is at that point."

Why Tf are the comments gone lmao

Keep ur head up bro, u know u did the right thing. I woulda done the same, some guy tryna get famous off lies. Filthy piece of work this guy is. Glad he finally got justice

@@SephTunes to me it's more depressing that you felt the need to say that

@@SephTunes Who cares? Millons of views, lawsuits all over the planet and your sad comment shows that people cares.

@@SephTunes Sorry that gamers are not as sophisticated or as.. legendary.. as you..

@@SephTunes Easy there bro, want a cookie? Maybe a hug?

The B stands for Brains

The "w" stands for wins

Bro you misspelled Todd Roges

M is for Murder. Which is what this comment chain just did to Todgers.

The F stands for facts

There are certainly other contenders for this record, who are not even trying to get the record.

Most times name has been misspelled i mean “Todd Roges”

The man felt necessary to reopen a case just to officially bail out of it 😂

Same

“F-, OMG, Judge, help a bro out. I gotta get out of this.” 😂

he will find ur address and sue u lol

Dunno if 'incompetent' is the right word. Imagine having a neurotic pathological liar for a client who flails around desperately with no sense trying to win cases he simply has no chance of justifying. Lawyer must've been up to the 'three contradictory emails per hour' level by the end of it. Serious _3AM booze-fueled rage-tweeting_ energy.

I think the lawyer is more opportunistic than incompetent, Tod literally doesn't know what he is doing and messing up the claims even more. And after the lawyer knew he wouldn't stand a chance, he took that to get out together with what money Tofd paid him. And that's a lesson Lodd should have learned a long time ago. (Note: I think I left some grammatical error, but I put the effort to get his name right)

They both are real dum-dums, but Billy have some rupees and Todd is not rich enough, that's all

Do you go to school, uni, or work? Or do you just spend all your life on youtube? What a wasted existence

@@Kage-jk4pj why so toxic lol?

@@VasiliyOgniov because he shifted to second gear before he was born

everywhere I go I see you.

Look up the real Eminem trial judge rap, he was sued by a bully from his childhood

Or probably the boos that defeats itself for you, he did screw up yo show on court.

A boss so broken that it cheeses itself to defeat

@@aloysiuskurnia7643 yes

@@aloysiuskurnia7643 has infinite moves but keeps stabbing himself over and over again.

He's the meth rhino from Postal 3

@One Guy Named Ivan especially not for a legimate lawsuit

"hard name" not man

@@cptawesome11 “name” is a hard word to spell

@cptawesome11 thanks broZ we got it. Everyone else just figured out what he meant and wasn't a dick about it.

I don’t know. All of his spells worked on him…

He has a LONG way to go to beat Bully Mitchel

Jack Thompson has a good chance.

Nintendo's Cease and Desists tho

@@apt-get2587 those arent lawsuits though

Nah, Todd Togers is still in the minor leagues of lost lawsuits compared to Billy Bitchel.

I though it said Slice Of Lie. Both would be satisfactory alternatives.

More like "you know dudebro has no money to be a hindrance to Guinness". They buckled to Mitchell because he has the dosh to escalate and extend the lawsuit to actually problematic magnitudes. Todgers, on the other hand, is a little gnat.

Well now it's Roges. Maybe we should make it Toges.

A lot of people try very hard to evade being served. For public figures that sort of meet and greet is one of the better ways. And you also have video proof it happened.

I think Karl knows that Todd cannot actually sue him since, unlike Billy, he doesn't have the capital, know-how, or evidence to start anything with Karl.

I guess you don't even need any kind of frustration for that, it would be your normal reaction when you dig into this kind of thing and find out more and more how selfish, dishonest and abusive these people are. At some point there's just no compassion left and these two totally deserve no pats on the back.

@@tseikkisnelkytkaks9013 NGL, for me it wouldn't be all of that, or a lack of compassion... No matter how nice someone is, if they're this stupid, I'm still gonna mock them mercilessly for it. The sheer idiocy must be leaving poor Karl in fear of his own IQ simply from overexposure.

@@KetsubanSolo To be fair, Karl didn't hold back the snark when he did the vid about the dismissal of Billy's Twin Galaxies lawsuit.

Well you shouldn’t feel bad for him. Just the people that actually have a reason to use up a judge’s time.

though, I think he could have been heard if he just, did things right? the fact that he didn't fallow pretty much any of the rules makes it at least a little bit harder to tell if its a money thing or not. Like i can assume money was a factor but the dude did manage to get a lawyer so its not like he was broke, at least i'm assuming. I feel more bad that he was taking up court time that could have been used on literally anyone else that was a bit more serious about getting their cases heard by at least following court rules.

@@GwyndolinOwO true, but following rules also ment needing money for a lawyer (as he wasnt capable himself) i do feel bad for both of them out of empathy. Their twisted minds are occupied with that scharade their entire life. what a waste. Imagine being on your dead bed and thinking of how you spend 30+ years of your life.

@@thetute59 there's some things he could have done better without a lawyer like, the way he spammed letters was super unprofessional considering that he was told not to in the papers he was given, stuff like that at least helps the judge trust you more, right. Even if you don't have a single penny in your pocket the least you can do is hold yourself in a way that shows you care about your case. It might not mean you win but it makes working with the people around you a bit more pleasant. Of course having an amazing lawyer can make or break a case but I'm talking about like, the bare minimum effort you should put into your own case. (at least when it comes to todd. there's different rules to different kinds of court cases and i'm not about to act like i know how they work)

@@GwyndolinOwO Im not sure a guy like him is capable of doing what you just described.

Here, your 42

It must be a regional phrase. There's a British guy on YT who reviews American things and he says those words at the drop of a hat. And I love that praise too. :)

You absolute legend

@@joelwillems4081 yep us Aussies say it often. Usually when someone helps you out.

Todd Roges*

@@Untitled_Pribor *Todd Togers, learn your spelling

@@Untitled_Pribor Bog Boggers

@@xexpaguette did you see the video?you can clearly see in the court writing "Todd Roges" @ 14:28

Can’t you read? It’s Rodd Tuggers

Todd Toges is certainly something.

I love that everyone spells his incredibly vanilla name completely wrong.

The good ol' TTR

He's definitely one of the guys of all time.

i legitimately thought it was Rodgers lmao

Hey now leave Tawd alone

@@scrotiemcb5858 How many X's are in the name Txdxd Toxxg3rs again? I get it wrong more often than I care to admit, but want to get it right at least once!

@@LucianDevine π²

@@scrotiemcb5858 That explains why I always get it wrong! Thank you SO much!

lmao the flashgitz war hammer 40k pfp. This is so good

He's the kind of guy who gets angry that the person who used the bathroom before him forgot to flush, then leaves his piss all over the toilet seat.

I want to return this gift. I wanted the 'Todd Rodgers' action figure, and got the knock-off 'Todd Togers' instead, with real Greasy Hair and Misused Court Papers action!

Apollo Justice he ain't

why? the way I get it the lawyer made it clear that he assist rogers in case of a settlement. anything further than that and toggy is on his own

@@thetute59 No, that's not how it works. A lawyer is supposed to be prepared to go to trial if a settlement can't be reached. If a lawyer all along had no intention of going to trial, and only sought settlement, and would abandon his client if he/she didn't want to settle, that's malpractice.

@@Malamockq oh really? Gotta be honest, law (especially in english) is very hard to understand for me. When karl showed the 'extracts' I thought thats what the lawyer proclaimed. how did the lawyer himself not get into trouble for this tho?

@@thetute59 What the lawyer proclaims isn't relevant, if a lawyer agrees to take a case, it's his job to act in his client's interest. He very well might get into trouble. But like all things, it needs to be proven, and that requires evidence, which todd todgers probably doesn't have. With that said, I feel no pity for todgers, he got what was coming to him, but that doesn't mean this lawyer is some saint either. He's as much of a parasitic leech as todgers is, and while todgers deserves it, his other clients may not.

Party god

Lmao 🤣 Todd looks Bulk, so that's very appropriate.

Todd Roges

how long till we find he faked it. cue a visit of namco and guinness to strip that from him too with an electric shaver.

The "longest time spent concealing a sociopath's brain from the world" record?

I dont think Guiness would acknowledge "biggest shithead hairdoo" in their books

He may be a bitch but he never switched up when it comes to style

@@empire0 stop stop, he's already dead

Hey, cool to hear from the people who were there

Guinness should give him a record for that

I think I've come up with some new tech that totally invalidates his run, my idea is that theoretically, you could do something within the first year of the lawsuit, like literally anything at all. Hopefully someone can make a tas to demonstrate this theoretically possible, though only time will tell if humans can recreate the necessary reaction times and skill.

Hes suing Karl isn't he?

@@ralcogaming7674 Probally still trying.

@@dragonace119 I know notch is backing Karl on it, these last few years have given me more love and admiration for notch than minecraft ever did.

@@ralcogaming7674 Oh wow thats honestly great to hear.

The difference is that Manscaped makes a good product. Raycon is all hype and no delivery.

At least most of the ads are funny :)

@@kaldo_kaldo what? Where did you get that? Manscaped makes horrible products for the price. Read reviews online, it’s overpriced as hell

@@37racso Get this, I read about it online.

Tudd Regors Rodd Togers Roger Todds Toddasaurus Game Over Boy Mx Activision (They/Them)

​@@F40PH-2CATRod Bodger