Bird Neckin | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

right?? ultimate wisdom

he is a modern day poet for sure ptl.

many birds can tho... owls for example, parrots, etc. but I get the point

It's a hilarious bit but he clearly obviously wrote it and knew it was going to say it

Magical. A true savant ar his craft. PTL

Well said.

Yeah watching Theo helped me a lot too. I just feel like he understands what it’s really like to be dragging your feet everyday. He’s very relatable

Same here. Onward.

Bro I’m glad I’m not the only one. I’m not sure if you’ll see this but he has helped me through a lot also. Glad you are still around. Hopefully you are doing well nowadays. Gang gang

Omm Theo saves lives 💯💯

@@Marfmellow88 creepy....

@@mikehoncho4637 ??? Theo seems sad sometimes and admittedly has low self esteem…not sure why my well wishes are creepy???

All of us could. Take every day as a blessing

Nothing wrong or strange with Theo being thankful ea day. It’s healthy. It’s weird you put a negative spin on it. Go see a therapist

@@Marfmellow88 some people are so insecure they have to say stupid shit like that just so they can feel a little bit better about them selves. 🤷

Because he openly and repeatedly admits he's incapable of being faithful. I enjoy his humor but for a relationship that's 🚩🚩🚩

GANGGG

His explanations come in waves. You laugh, you think that's ridiculous, you think about it more and go that's actually brilliant

@@rossdreizler4191 That is exactly right. There are so many things that I have belly laughed at that I now hold as truth and factual information.

Fr. Such a contradiction yet so true. Theo the 🐐

So fucking funny

The best comedian for our generation!!! Gang

@@TommyGunBaker my favorite comedian

@@jaxonsloan27 no doubt about it, I hate how people always hate on his specials. He does so much on his podcasts, so of course if you're already a fan of him, his special are going to feel a little repetitive, but they are still good and are there to attract a new crowd

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

Definitely

The death rattle of western civilization

Wtf are you talking about !? Enjoy the destination!

@@IshhGee Crap, I've wasted my whole life enjoying the journey. No one told me I had to wait for the destination.

Definitely. I live and work out of my van and so I travel a ton and things are weird around the country right now. Hard to explain it but theo did a decent job I think.

“But you can do it. And we don’t give up. That’s what we don’t do. If you’re going through something man I love you. And there’s a part of you inside of you that loves you, that absolutely loves you. And that’s true” -Theo

i feel you man.....right from my heart...

Hope you know it is not your fault that you did not have a close bond with your mother. I did have a mother that was present but I didn't get the emotional support that I needed either. She's always been distant and uninvolved and seemingly disinterested in what I do unless she is complaining about my decisions. She has warmed up in her older age but I am still hurt and resentful and she still doesn't make attempts to keep in touch. I think regardless, parents do the best they can based on how they were raised and their only point of reference is their own personal relationship with their parents. Shit is passed down over and over. I don't know if that gives you any comfort.....I am sorry about your mother's issues.

Ditto man stay strong my brothers and sisters gang gang

Thanks for the caring words guys

@@Marfmellow88 I just wanted to reply and say I’ve seen several of your comments and you are such a sweet soul. I hope you never let anyone tell or make you any different.

Gang brother

@@mosval8985 gang gang forever

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

Gang Gang baby!

yes

Fuck yeaaaahhh!

Druski isn’t in the same league as Theo.

Two of the best interviews on barstool with Caleb Presley IMO

Theo and the 85 south show

Norm would be so confused on Theo von show.... like so this is how people feel around me 😆 🤣 😂 Theo says things that norm would laugh at 😆

Good things come to those who wait brother.

Awwww man…yessssssss! F yes.

Never too late, still can happen

@@NothingButDanks..... norm is dead.....

Check out Owen Benjamin.

classic!

@Top Lobster it’s not where I work, it’s what happened. I appreciate your interest, sense of humor, and feedback. 🙏

Me too cause gosh I feel it's so hard on this platform. Where day to day it's not like we're/others are there going thro the day with/ him. (We hv to lik login to a platform and that's only a small slither of the day) so basically there's a lot of time to be left with your thoughts

Glad to hear you’re doing better, nothing will ever end badly. GANG GANG! 🔥❤️

@@joshbell2516 Thanks for the kind words. God Bless GANG GANG 😇💕

The man the myth the legend ✌️🌻🌄

Are you a real person or a bot

Nice username

And the call recording. Melissa. Almost brought tears to my eyes. Even though someone can be silly. That doesn’t mean that’s all we are. We’re like rubix cubes man. We got colors, we got sides. Von has heart.

STEVIE STARLIGHT

Are you a real person or a bot

@@redlightclinicdrummer are you a computer baby?

@@redlightclinicdrummer what would be different if it is one answer or the other? I mean to you personally, I have my own opinion of course. I think I should ask you for yours, in case you didn't get that far with it yet. Do you feel like you can be harmed by something like that comment if it was not a singular human being with a unique statement reflecting their feelings or view in a particular moment? What if it was created in such a way but then repurposed for some reason? Is it a dangerous thing if it was originally written 1000 years ago, like in a book? Could a bot be a good thing if it was crafted with the skills of a master of the power of the art of communication? If that idea's essence is beautiful and if so what determines the categorization of what is beautiful and what isn't? Did the comment induce a feeling of distrust in your? If so, was it because you agree with the sentiment and then the thought of it possibly being a bot then feel like it would be a betrayal of a supposed to be good thing in your heart ? Do you often respond to things that you feel good about with a follow up of mistrust? If you do, maybe you should, I don't know if it's the appropriate one or not but I will be honest I don't think that is likely to be a healthy way to operate. I actually have no idea what the fuck you are thinking or feeling or even if it was a bot or not but I hope you are willing to do some analysis and become more of a willful and purposeful commenter, who puts bots to shame and disemplwers all the doubts about your own authenticity. Respectfully, Domo Arigato

I’m on that welfare hittah and I celebrate that Monday drop also!

Anyone spent time running checkout knows bananas it's the first one they throw at you. He slayed me with that

@@MrDCRex1988 yessir!! i do self checkout and like to play a mind game to see if i’ll remeber produce code from when i was a teen lol

I think about suicide all the time too. Sometimes it feels like it would be easier to just go but....there is always something to live for. Stay in the moment. Stay grateful. I hope you find joy!

Hope she's ok now