Gingerbread Traphouse | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

Mad love.

All the love bruv.

Love you big time Theo!

Gang!

I met a dude last year at a paintball place here in Arkansas that looks just like Theo and your description is accurate brother.

theo one of the guys in the 'paintball club' who comes to destroy schoolkids at their birthday parties

@@nrthnlytes6883 been there lol guilty of killing in Lazer tag as well, them 10 yr olds best skidaddle

😂😂😂😂

Theo looking like he just finished robbing Ray Charles grave

Amen brother

Couldn’t have said it better. PTL. Cherish this man while he’s here not after he’s gone.

PTL

Theo is the man. Get that hitter!

Amen brother

Joel Osteen.

Read my mind Devin! 😂

exactly on the nose

On point😂😂🥰🥰🥰staying real

TrU

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

@@AgendaInMind what?

@@jigglepuff1218 Theo relapsing bruh

@@zairsaeedi5237 I saw theo at his house last week my guy. He's clean and mean bro. He hasn't touched the pow since last December.

Talk to me Theo! Gang gang

lol what? Are you the guy who screamed you are gay at the show 😂

Why are you sad bro?

Spilt duntilns episode really hit me hard. Prolly my favorite episode. Check it out if you haven’t.

@@outkast334 Theo: Spilt Duntilns You: HahahaaaaIiiI'mmm GaaAaaAaaY!!!!!

@@bruhman5722 he is

Yeah I was sitting just two rows behind these annoying women. I wanted to throw chewing gum in their dumb extensions.

@@alexgomezkolar2097 Wild. That would have been annoying. He did an excellent job recovering, picking right back up and not missing a beat! Great show… just never been in a rowdy comedy crowd at the Ryman???

@Hibachinuezty 😂🤣😭

Any relation to Jackie? Pow! Right in the kisser!

@@Last_Chance. To the moon, Alice! To the moon!! 😂🙏🏻✨

💯

Hes definitely on drugs

@@KM-ts6co yup

@@KM-ts6co relapse is part of recovery baby 😎

I'm new here and I'm baffled by how relatable and sweet he is.

Narrator's voice is Morgan Freeman

@@leituralucida6457 Im not new and I'm still baffled by it. We need more people like theo

@@empathywarrior444 Amen to that

Fuck yeah dude always look forward to it, waiting for a new podcast I re listen to older ones gang shit

💯

PTL

No, you're the best.

Gang Gang!

He isn't?

In black face

@@93captian Nah, Robert nailed it

😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Think you meant The Star

I liked another podcast when someone asked how he knew so much and he said… from being alive and paying attention!! He doesn’t realize how rare that is🙌🏽

That took me a while to process. It’s profound, but sounds just like a throwaway sentence the way he delivers it

Loved that!

"To look at some water and be like, Dam, I'm gonna watch Tv off that shit." Solid.

He is so American. From Florida to Cali he just fits. A national treasures.

@@justenmathis96 I love how insane that sounds/reads without context but it's also brilliant without context

If ya hold your breathe ya can get down in it...haha he's a legend and doesn't know it fully yet

Word spice xx

I agree 100%. Have a beautiful day sweetheart

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

@@AgendaInMind what if I just fucking shitted everywhere though

@@notjerod5076 I can relate to that one bruh 👆

@@AgendaInMind ...That was interesting. Thanks

@@AgendaInMind did anyone even read this shit?

Damn if I didn't feel that. I been feelin right alongside Theo's energy this whole year just driftin

Even though I've never met Theo, I feel like I know him from how open he is about his life. I really think what Theo needs is to have a kid, but hes like me and is afraid of committing to a woman to have this child. Theo raising a kid and giving it the childhood he never had is what hes searching for wether he realizes it or not.

@@cascadeblue7268 it was definitely what I needed, it changed my life 100%

Gang gang baby

Goddd dude 😂👌🏽so great

My fav!

Theo means no harm. Gang

@@hiupjosh no hate fam just loving theos comedy

Pedos on pedalboards

I could not stop laughing at that. A tornado came through Annapolis yesterday and completely screwed our flight home from NYC, but listening to Theo makes everything tolerable and funny.

@@alexgomezkolar2097 gang

Agreed

@@ja5304 ^ I see some resemblance

Words from a real Louisiana man #FuckIda

That’s what I’m saying, I’ve never met the man but I feel like I’ve known him forever lol

@@SuperMegaGoofyGoober swear man it's crazy cause he from the same part of lousiana as my family's from too so I have so much too relate too we grew up the exact same way its weird

No

Oh, Howard... 😞

When he gets that first bust it’s gonna be that sound heard round the world, that’s how we’ll know he’s alive

Riley is lying his ass off. He's just shy and in over his head on this podcast.

38 years without on e fukt 🤣

Not even a moist dream??!!

@theo von

@Theo Von

Gang gang

I'd rather him have Joslin on, he's a humble guy like Theo

Got me a little emotional!

NTBB, soo theo dates girls w/not even an oz of imagination?!? She's never lost cell service?! Theo thirsty making lame excuses. Respect Cult Classic Wes Craven🕶🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️💌

That is SO. WELL. SAID. 🎯 🙌🏼 It frustrates me to no end, but as a grown woman, if I said it it'd look like I had personal motives. He needs real men telling him to stop trying to 'stay young' by pursuing girls that will never relate to him and could never go deep w him where he needs it. Only grown women with as much life experience as he has will ever be able to feed him in those deeper parts of the soul...but he juuust can't connect those dots yet. I suspect maybe bc he's surrounded (in the entertainment part of his life) w men who are so insecure they need arm candy over ANYTHING else out of a partner. Hopefully the East Coast move will help w that 🙏🏼🤷🏼‍♀️..that is, if he'll stay still for 5 dang seconds 😜 #gang

@@jenniferdowney9938 agreed 100% I'm glad you explained what I was trying to say. It's just weird coming from a straight male to talk about how he seems to find another man choose his attraction. It's hard for me to explain but, I think you did a great job. Basically it seems like he just wants a young good looking female with fame for his clout. Just my opinion. I'm still 80% sure Theo is bi or gay lmao

@@jenniferdowney9938 Grazie!!💋🤗💝I was taught age is just a number. My parents, 25yrs still going strong!! (keep it legal ofc) One can be young @ heart, while attempting to relate to various things.. NTBB; sounds like she was bored🤦‍♀️🙄🤷‍♀️I was @ the dope double feature, and it was far from boring! Tori Spelling showed up. My babysitters lost their minds when I told them Haha Easy on ent. He love/indifference relationship w/it🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Idk if he has yes ppl around him, but that comes to anyone who has payroll. Think we've all seen that across the board..💝

he been repping that camo ready for the draft

Coked up perspective 😂

@@zairsaeedi5237 eh no.

hi pretty girl

Yeah, because the comedian who podcasts for a living is doing more for this country than the underpaid teacher who felt uncomfortable with the government that was forcing her and other children to go to work during a pandemic. Theo is the one who needs to show more respect to the nation and the freedoms which we have. To insinuate that she's lucky because she couldn't do this in Saudi Arabia is to totally undermine the fact that his rhetoric is the same as those in Saudi Arabia. Dude is litearlly pulling the boomer take that freedom of speech exists therefore you shouldn't use your freedom of speech in any way that disagrees with the United States govt. Total weak bullshit coming from Theo, and for a solid 5 minuts about a 1 minute tiktok. Big L on his part and yours

@@MrPapernumberDGG cool story bro! I bet you’re a blast at parties lol.

@@TheDoozie43 Info's tough for you, huh big guy? Atleast you're good at parties though. Onward.

@@MrPapernumberDGG wow

Paddle boat ran out of gas

Loved the way he handled this in school there was a teacher like this who was against the flag and standing for it and it always rubbed me the wrong way

The people who make money off putting them in harms way should stand in front of them.

Facts. Thank God we still have comedians willing to stand up for the culture

Some of the very best stuff I've ever looked at my phone and seen and heard. Anywhere. Ever.

We are Theo's light.... Theo will be fine...he thinks too much...

Someone needs to tell the sheep that corvid is just part of nature and this lockdown crap is stupid.

We love you man keep your head up sorry to hear that

I haven’t even heard that part of the podcast yet but I know it’s going to accurate

🤣😂

Very well said brother We r the lost boys. Gang

I don't think you can relate