Yes! I need to see Harvest get constantly one-upped by this new Sanctimommy. Harvest knows how old her children are in months? Well, this Sanctimommy knows how many days old her children are. Haven can already speak three languages even though she's three? Well, this new Sanctimommy's two-year-old speaks seven languages, has a PhD in biology, and her thesis was just cited by Stephen Hawking and the Supreme Court. Harvest makes her own clothing dye? OMG! You use dye in your clothing? How are your children supposed to touch you. They'll get cancer! But I'm sure Harvest is doing her best.
Harvest is my favorite haha besides the golddigger. If a server in real life starting talking about selective fasting while not serving us I'd flip my lid
“Similac sounds like crack... it’s that dangerous” this is the most hilarious Harvest encounter yet.... you should do videos for her addiction centre Harvest Encounter For Fast Food Addiction or HEFFA for short...lol
Every Whole Foods customer. Had one call in one day to say that the organic rotisserie chicken drained her energy and she was tried after eating it and that she didn’t think it was actually organic because of that. She then came in to return the already consumed chicken.
Mary Jane I work at Whole foods too. we are currently battling the TTLA nightmare.... Thursday's is our $1 off sandwiches day and I made close to 40 of the TTL A's today.
ASMR Gratitude I’m tired of people asking if we sell them. We don’t because we can’t get the tempeh in... people are like then just make it with bacon... like then it’s not the TTLA
Mary Jane lol.... make it with real bacon LOL that's hilarious. It sounds like Whole Foods are all dealing with similar issues because we keep running out of the tempeh. The customers don't understand how a grocery store can run out of a grocery item. They keep asking us to go in the back to get it for them and don't believe me! ...Small World After All.
I think my favorite thing about Harvest is that like...you're commenting on your own products/life ya know? LOL it's like Mary is making fun of herself, which is a sign of a great sense of humor. Love it!
"You don't need people telling you how to take care of your little" 😂😂 That was a VERY clever line to make her say. You should be an actress... the way you get into character is AMAZING... and if you did a male role I would pee my self laughing lol YOUR THE BEST, THANKS!!!
"Allergies aren't real." Oh, my... On the next episode of SanctiMommy, Harvest is in jail for accidentally killing a customer by forcing eggplant down her throat.
curseofthepirates my prediction: her parents we lawyers and she had a perfect straight a sibling that was just like them and harvest is like her moms weird sister and she’s considered the weird one in the family that they don’t talk to anymore
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE Harvest roleplays!!!!!! For some odd reason, your harvest/sanctimonious roleplays are the most relaxing to me and I fall asleep everytime! You are my favourite ASMRtist at the moment, you are so inspiring, you seem to have days that go on forever; you are so busy, and I do not know how you find the time to accomplish everything that you do! Love your channel, I am a serious fan!
Guam Fieldmouse! Fisher needs money now! Ooooh, chemical addiction, masked by garlic! Chain food junkies! My synthetics are causing me total fatigue also.....just by being bitter I'm being batter, um better. TV rots your life. Its a Chem 'unhappy' Meal. Everything on that menu is a death warrant! Haven 131 months old, swimming in chemicals, poor unfortunate baby.
Your caption😂. I don’t watch your Harvest videos for the asmr but the humor. Seriously needed a laugh tonight, thanks for that. I look forward to more of Harvest!😄
I was contemplating whether I should comment or not.. I heard it - *whispers* gives you cancer, yeah. I’m running a high risk here. I had to say how much I love Harvest though. Worth it.
I would flip the hell out on a server like this. I love your harvest videos I go back and watch them and I really can not imagine the person you met to be so good at this roleplay.
sorry mary but I find it hard to find people on the internet who like what I like so I seek here and love your videos they are so great and funny! I’m a big fan! Goodbye this was about my “phandom?” comment by the way haha
I actually miss it terribly 😂 Just not the snake traps. Although I only saw live ones at Underwater World Thankfully. Saw lots of dead snakes though. My neighbor had one fall off her door frame 😵
Roxie nice! I was there four years straight and loved McCool school for my son. It’s been over 6 years since we left but I miss it dearly. Haha small world on an asmr comment section 😂
I would sit there for 20 min. & wonder if I would be on some hidden camera show, or if this is just the most crazy person I have ever met. & my mother is schizophrenic.
When you said you didn’t get spaghetti with meat sauce and that it was gross...it reminded me of my French teacher... no one likes him because he’s just like that
Hi lovely lady! Would you consider doing a close up whisper (or just whisper) with your face in it? I think the visuals are calming as well A’s give me tingles
