Bitlife but I make the perfect person 

more like a paddle boat

@@jacobeii more like bore ragnarok

@@andrewellis712 bore Ragnorok more like bore Ragnorok

@@jackmullins8136 "bore Ragnorok, more like bore Ragnorok." more like bore Ragnorok.

@@Iangussey "Bore ragnorok more like bore ragnorok more like bore ragnorok" more like bore ragnorok

This isn't like Kevin in the slightest!

“NO THATS WRONG”

@@monokuma316 tell em naegi

Warm AXwE CXRC

Uh.. Is that end quote a reference to Eminem's ''Rap God'' MV? lmao

ikr? I knew it was going to be Something when the choice to help your friend cheat came up or study and he picked reporting them lol

We've all had a classmate like that, and in their minds, they definitely were the perfect person!

Jim is perfection

our lord and saviour Jim Pickens is what everyone should strive to be

Our dear leader

Our almighty leader

all hail the great dear leader

I know I would

He full on sabotaged himself at the end

Morality is a flaw that’s holding us back from doing what we want. Morality is imperfect.

Classic Kevin

@@somedude6833 Morality is made up, just do whatever you want to do, don't let your global cybernetic catgirl empire be dream!

But it doesn’t give me the option to just give everyone 1$ I have 35 million from being a mob skipper but when I died my bitch wife took like 10 million when I died despite me not having her in my will.

Actually in America 5000$ is the minimum that you can leave someone without them legally disputing the will. One dollar is probably just to say they were remembered but they didn’t want to give them money.

@@conormartin3476 you shouldn’t be allowed to dispute a will, it’s a man or woman’s dying wish, it should be respected.

@@mclovin2408 Fait enough, I agree with you but I’m sure there’s some legal elements to this we don’t know, I’m sure it’s a lot more complicated than some kid yelling “dad didn’t leave me enough money!” during a will reading.

For future reference for you people To contest the will, you need a valid reason. These are fairly straightforward. You need to reasonably prove the testator lacked the mental capacity to understand what was going on when the current will was signed, was pressured into changing it or that the will failed to meet state regulations and is thus not legal.

You _sure_ he's not utterly remorseless, and died because he thought he was perfect and _couldn't_ die.

Wow

Yooo that’s cool

the most perfect person I had was a family man and found a unicorn. Only found the unicorn in this one game, but they live for so long.

hehhehehe I became a pron star and got over 60 mil soooo.... I BOW DOWN TO YOU! MISTER 121 YEARS OF AGE!

That's rookie numbers. Try flipping houses, you can get to billions.

Can't see anything wrong here.

Uno reverse

Almost as if it was an intentional joke.

@@puflemno shit, he’s just pointing out that it’s a funny thing to do

that IS scary

2:28

We’re halfway there, whoaao, Kevin in despair XD

cringe but kinda nice

@@kjellbeats not cringe

@Fun With Minerals Dang, that is super helpful actually. Thanks for that

@@kjellbeats Thank you!!

@@dorito3366 Thanks!

About 16 minutes apparently

Almost made it

@@choppychop6 you’ve ruined it now I’ll expect it when it happens

@@mclovin2408 stop reading the comments before finishing the video

@@TacoKing75 I’ll do what I want thank you, but I didn’t ask you what I should do.

.... I don't know what is

When you tell your friends a really dark and relatable joke- lmao

Fuuuuuuuck....

I've been trying to like this comment for 3 minutes. I kept pressing the replies by accident :,)

I think we all felt that..

agree

Made my day

@animegirl7124 beat you to it

@@calebmurie3051 it brings me such immense joy.

time stamp is 6:29 for everyone who wants to replay it 😎🤚

463? That’s real dedication

@@christophercarter9398 he has less then a hundred comments on this channel

Reads one book and becomes einstein

@@jacobburch7555 is that not how it works irl?

@@YataTheFifteenth no shit

I keep reading 30 page books and instantly get big brain

@@11_gendiscandraw32 me too

Does that even exist? I mean unicorns are real and pigs fly but... That? No, I have never heard of such a thing!

True

you mean perfecy

@@AlmiNia yes

It just made me sad honestly, remembering my own father during that scene and his last days where I ignored him. So it was funny but I was crying

@@rem-awaken233 i'm sorry for your loss

18:28

Actually giving gifts is awful in bitlife. Give money is overpowered,in many situations you can use it as a profitable investment.

Overrated comment You just copied a quote from the video

@@Averaage_Commenter The top rated comment on this vid is the same way lol, and it it was a particularly funny line/sentiment to me. Quoting the video, reacting to it or making a joke out of it, and voila, YT comment, it's sorta a format, I guess? How extreme his decisions are in this game is sorta implied in my italicized commentary, and it's funny how addicted he is to hitmen over anything else (at least at this point in his bitlife experience)

i support this comment

*Turg's backstory*

t r u t h

@@sundry-dexterity he was created by Kevin? Nothing new...

That's basically what he said in the video!

@@masanfa94 ik, thats why it found it funny, because its actually a real tactic

*wonders why he can't makes friends later in life^

I would love to watch a movie with a story like this.

That is what I thought

Then he loses his shit, hires hitmen on his ex and first kid and dies trying to fly an airplane without lessons 😂

@@ZX3000GT1 death of a salesman is pretty thematically similar

That’s deep

Yes he is perfect in all ways

facts

Facts

stcaF

lenny

And then he says “If you want to make the perfect person stay away from RU-vid.”

Perfect person doesnt use tiktok

@@dragonturtle_yt6609 perfect person is a model student

Don't worry, you've had plenty of sleep, Ferdi.

Did you too get the surgery?

Well..can you sleep if you dont have eyelids?

So is the hitman

its al dusty 2

l and I can look a lot alike in some fonts

@@godofchaosandmadness I know that, which is why I’m not sure if Kevin is joking or not lol

issa joke

It's a custom named character by kevin, it is AI.

Oh nooo haha

I have "human" as my surname

Hallo! haha

Literally notch

Lol I am thinking of plenty of awkard situations that last name could cause😂😂😂😂

Dang it. As serious as migraines are, that was amazing. I have to like that.

@@alexwalker5716 eventually you learn how to deal with it

I just realized why he got such an unfair divorce settlement: They don't count gambling so that if your spouse divorces you for losing money in the casinos you will be the one to face consequences for your gambling instead of them.

Praise be to Glashnok! May we forever paint in the cellar of his prophet Jim Pickens!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@@thewalnut4017 by jim, that is beautifully insightful

@@pissy8745 ah

Only a little bit though

To be fair, his son did refuse to go to the cinema with him.

Can't tell if that's a silencing-, cat-attracting- or dismissing-psshh 😂

@@Astrobay13 dismissing/deflecting pssh for sure.... yet also one surrounded by a lot of blushing..... 😂🥲

@@rachelynerickson2074 damn, I was hoping for the cat one 😂😂

@@Astrobay13 oh dang 😂😂 maybe Kev did too 🤔

@@Astrobay13 why do I feel like that would work on Kevin

..yet the blissful sleep never takes you back you've had it with this twat blood is pulsing in your temples your trembling hand reaches out for your phone the screen lights up, dim outlines of your face betray tension a message from contact "Al Capone" says 'payment received, will strike at your say-so' your reply is a short, not yet sent 'DO IT' your thumb hovers over the *send* button

@@blakev8135 its early morning. your phone lays beside you on your bedside table, a small fingerprint being the only remaining evidence of you and Al's agreement. you get up, have a shower, brush your teeth, the usual. then suddenly a sharp ting awakens you from your early morning routine. its Al. a small blaring text sat upon the otherwise dark screen. "i have stolen your money, and i am not killing perfect" that fucker did it again.

@@meg5907 :D damned dissapointing message is pushed up by another text sender's name reads 'TWAT' and his message matches the name to a T: "on my way to classes now and I feel you should know that Annie's skirt is WAY shorter then the stated standard" '*ping*' "also Chad is smoking pot in the second bush from main entrance" *sigh* there is an extremely tired man staring back at you from mirror's surface your bloodshot eyes probably look worse than Chad's and your youngest is banging on bathroom's door demanding you get out OH and Annie's skirt is too short, apparently ...shoud've never taken that principal position

*stands and applauds, with a single tear rolling down the cheek* This is beautiful guys!

or kevin

I hadn't slept in a week I was weak, I was awake You've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break

@steliosplaysmc alwayssss have beeen

Smooth

I’m sayin 💀

No if he was perfect he would be rated 10/10 not 9.9/10

who the fck rated him below 10? where do they live? i just want to talk i promise

@@hawkeyephotography8942 keep spamming and have fun getting a nice ban.

Not for everyone. This platform can destroy people mentally

Hahahahaha

hehe

LITERALLY 💀💀💀

And a Narcissist. And a Snitch.

So basically American Psycho?

I mean at this point that's just something we have to do

I am SO glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!