Bitlife but I always pick the worst option 

“BitLife but I always pick the worst option” ...isn’t that what you normally do?

"Father Time: The Greatest Hitman of All" is actually quite profound

"My Father is Jimmy Wrong... My Mother is Katie Wrong..." Huh, I guess two Wrong's didn't make a right afterall

I legit love how disgusted he became when he saw that “lick groin” was an option

“Wrong-Houle” is a very unfortunate surname combo

St Default's High School. The education there is average.

"I'm going to call him Daddy Cockford-Balls" Had to check this wasn't another Super Seducer vid lol

It's genuinely hilarious how good Kevin is at the prison escape minigame. He's gotten a lot of practice

Are we not going to talk about the mother changing her last name to Wrong-Houle after remarrying?

"Every single choice I get I'm gonna pick the worst option for me." Loving the consistency in your videos Kevin.

“Father Time, the greatest hitman of all” was such a powerful throwaway line

10:28 clown littering? Then he kills you? Sounds like Kevin playing Hitman to me

Imagine being rejected by the US army, they fecking take anyone

He should try an "always choosing the best option". Pretty sure he would still end up in jail for three trillion years

it looked like his soul left his body when he said "Daddy Crockford-Balls"

Lisa: “Who will police, the police?” Kevin: “IDK, coast guard?”

“my happiness, health, and looks are so bad!” same

the penguin (ASMR) is such an icon

“St. Default’s High School” nobody gonna talk about how Default is a literal saint in the CMKU

"is there any jobs in the arts" was a little too real for me

here’s a fun drinking game: take a shot every time kevin gets his poor bitlife character in jail 😳 edit: you’ll most likely get irish hammered

Is no one going to talk about how his parents were a police officer and an army enlistee? Like I feel that's an important detail for this character.

As USMC vet (Marines), "I want to play with swords" definitely would've gotten you in lol

“How am I supposed to get out of my depression when an unusually heavy snowfall in Canada generates a month-long spell of avalanches killing 163 elk and 16 people?! …Why did they lead with the elk?” I keep rewinding that part over again and I can’t stop laughing.

“Bitlife but I always pick the worst option” So just like every other Bitlife or choice based game video?

18:03 Fun fact: quinine, a substance which makes bitter drinks like Indian tonic bitter, is a known cure for malaria (although nowadays it's replaced by its synthetic analogues) - so malaria cure smoothie that Kevin talks about is not that farfetched! Another fun fact: British soldiers in African and Indian colonies were being given quinine in the form of tonic as a preventive medicine, but its bitterness was hard to deal with, so they used to mix it with alcohol - thus creating the famous combination of gin and tonic.

Kevin: “The Germans, they don’t hold a grudge” The stab in the back myth:

Kevin pondering emigration to where would be the worst decision while hovering over "Poland" Me, a Pole: "Do it. He will never find happiness ever again"

Ah, yes... just like when Kevin played TellTales Walking Dead...

It felt weird hearing him say “call me Kevin” in the intro 😂

“Why did they lead with the elk?” It’s just Canada, we like animals more then we like people.

Gotta love Kevin's subtle jokes, like putting the first second or so of Sweet Home Alabama when he's talking about giving the ring to the mother, love that. It made it way funnier compared to if he just mentioned the song since you recognise music instantly and it can catch you off guard.

Title: every option is the worst Me: so Where's the change?

Did anyone else notice the high school is named after "St. Default", the patron saint of neutrality?

Kevin: The Germans don’t hold a grudge Uh... who’s gonna tell him?

Everybody gangsta till the clown pounds you in the chest

Kevin: Trying all military branches Also Kevin: Skips Coast Guard

“But I pick every bad option” Literally every bit life video

"it feels like i've lived an entire life and i'm only fifteen!!" yeah that's pretty accurate

Kevin: "No luck finding the Blair witch so far" Ad: "Do you feel like you're being... watched?"

Last but not least, navy. Coast Guard: Am I a joke to you. Everyone: Yes.

I love how Asmr is slowly starting to become a bigger part of the main channel. Reading that back I realize how that sounds weird out of context, but I ain't clarifying it more!

“But... she’s my mom” *kevin queuing sweet home Alabama

The fact that only one minute and thirty seconds into the video Kevin passes up the opportunity to call his stepmom "Misses Gay" 💀💀💀

Kevin must know nothing about cats, as cats love sleep so being pasionate about sleep would be the best answer for understanding cat behavior.

The “but” titles are making a comeback!

I feel like these bitlife videos have taught me more about the dangers of STD's and not treating them than my sex ed or health classes ever did in high school 😅

“I graduated from high school. Oh I’m not depressed anymore” Literally same lol, turns out not spending 6 hours a day with bullies does wonders for your mental health. Also no cliques, no popularity contest, no weird ass hormones, no more acne, no useless classes that all the adults around you gaslight you into thinking “they teach you about life” and you’re just lazy, You can buy anything you want without asking, you get to decide your own schedule in college, you decide what’s good for *your own* mental health (and for some people, that *isn’t* forcefully shoving them into social situations and hoping they get used to it). So no, adulthood isn’t “so much worse than high school so quit complaining” like many people claim. Leaving that school fixed what 3 years of therapy couldn’t.

“Bitlife but I always pick the worst option” So basically my life

5:12 that interview question was asked by an actual cat which is why he got the job by answering "sleep"

Kevin: "Germans don't hold a grudge" Me: German Me: Are you sure about that?

I just imagine a doctor coming out to call his daughter in for a vaccine and jusy having to shout “this is wrong”

Can’t believe Kevin dedicated a bitlife video for my life :’)

F in the chat for all the people who have fallen asleep.

“essential oils, but in smoothie form” kevin pls enlighten us on the specific mlm you work for

Daddy Cockford-Balls is legit the funniest part of this video. Please enjoy it as much as I did. It's at 10:53 btw

To my fellow photosensitive epileptics: 10:46-11:00 contains flashing imagery.

Alternative title: Kevin struggling to juggle his addictions

As a soldier, I love that even Kevin forgot the coast guard 😂

That SPLIT SECOND of Sweet Home Alabama at 9:28 got me GOOD

Me: returns from ad Kevin: Guess I'm dying then

Me 3/4 into the video "There's no murder in this video, I don't like it" me when it finally happens "Yaaaaaay"

11:05 just putting this timestamp here for future me. It's 12 am here and I bursted laughing so loud I woke up my mom c:

The worst option for Nationality: American. True Kevin, True.

I love Kevin reacted with “Why is that an option?” in the attacking a classmate options.

1:32 Massive missed opportunity to have called the stepmother “Mrs Gay” Like come on Kevin, it would’ve been hilarious! Actually, that would make picking it the right decision... so nevermind

kevin: picks every wrong option and becomes an animator me, an animator:

I want to pretend each bit life character he plays, have some sort of telepathic influence to someone in the multi verse to make the same decisions

Title: Bitlife but i always pick the wrost option Fans: When dosen't he pick the wrong option

When ur last name is Burger and Kevin makes fun of it 😢

“BitLife but I always pick the worst option” *starts in the US* ah I see this man knows how to choose poorly!

"father time, the greatest hitman of them all"

For some reason kevin saying "she is a tough cookie" is Hilarious

"Bitlife but I always pick the worst option" Sounds like a regular callmekevin video

[emigrating] “who will I least offend…. The Germans. They don’t hold a grudge” was the best subtle humor I have ever heard

17:22 "Who am I least likely to offend?" "The germans" Me a german: ...aight

Kevin, you don’t need to hurt yourself every video to prove your love for us… this game doesn’t even have sound

Lmao the mom's name is Katie Wrong-Houle. Guess she's always having a rough time 🤣

"Every single choice I get I'm gonna pick the worst option for me." So like every single one of your bit life videos lol

I am hysterical at "AH Father Time, the greatest hitman of all" Lmaooo

Kevin: It's my mom! **literally two notes play** Us, immediately knowing the song: oh lord not this

seeing the name “THIS IS Hux” always makes me laugh

Cheeky bit of midnight flashing lights 10:45 - 11:00. Might want to stick a warning for that

I died when he said he couldn't marry someone because she was his mom and "Sweet home Alabama" started playing

Sorry the old Call me Kevin cant come to the phone right now. Why? He’s dead? *in comes I’m wrong*

ASMR is an icon

Ive been watching these bit life vids last few days and ive never laughed as much. Love your humour. Really helping with this lockdown. Please keep up the good content. 😁😁

Really enjoyed the editing on this one! Great video! Loved every second of it

Watching Kevin's videos is like taking antidepressants.

I can literally hear kevin giggling at his own jokes while he does the edits lmao......"ill put my face on this furrie pic ..hehehehe."

I relate to Kevin. I also look up symptoms online and freak myself out.

Just want to note for peeps coming into the comment section: Flashing/seizure warning at 10:47 to 11:00 ! Please be careful and stay safe.

"It's a terrible idea but I have to do it" sounds like my mental state

Did anyone notice that Kevin put Samara from The Ring instead of the Blair Witch when he was making a joke about searching for her? Lmao

Love these bitlife vids

Whos gonna tell Kevin that the weeknd is one person?

Kevin: I’m going to pick the worst option available Me: So every time you play bitlife 😆

I love how Kevin says he should end the bloodline and has THIS IS push her husband off a cliff, and immediately gets sentenced to death🤣the game must have ears on their own lol

One of my BitLife characters died at age 49 due to being too old. AKA: being depressed because of not getting a specific job until I finally got it after years of trying to get an interview, then playing as a normal human being for the final years.

3:29 I like how he’s a complete failure but gets asked out by an S-Tier girl who’s also from Mean Girls clique and plying goddamn golf. When Kevin tries with his character he gets asked out only by trash tier.