Bitlife but I make organized crime extremely unorganized 

Hagrid

@obviously stop self promoting

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

@obviously stop it

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 what?

@obviously BEGONE BOT

@Cious ok, fine, we'll dislike and report your stolen content

Hagrid

he would defo tie them to the train tracks

SUS

Well, his specialty is crime and since cultural appropriation is basically a crime now, it's only fitting for him to have some weird accent :P

Cooka da potato

@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 "thasa mild spudaball"

LMFAO

I am from-a tha irish-a mob-a! You want-a some pizza and guinness-a?

With a gatling gun, mind you

@@oleanderkazzy_ A gattling gun filled with fish, mind you.

@@Emil_Stoltz a Gattling gun filled with fish on fire mind you

Twas beauty that killed the beast

"Mr. Sopranos?" "Huh, yes?" "Mr. Maunder sends his regards. (Pulls out gatling and starts unloading.)"

Yes

Only true surfers surf around their home.

@@clal8030 Hm, your name is awfully close to being "cia". Are you sure you're not an undercover police officer, ma'am?

@@Emil_Stoltz But of course not. I'm just a regular fan. Nothing shady here.

Totally dude

Hagrid

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 you're the least funny troll I've ever seen

@UCv0Y-MwjrpdSFazBjJs3_0A fatherless behaviour

@Derek O hagrid

@@DAKRAB hagrid

Hagrid

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 Ok? Does your whole RU-vid account revolve around hating Jacksepticeye’s father?

You definitely DON'T get every car you try to steal, but the chances are still really good, and if you get caught you can just restart the game.

Hey! You don't have to contribute millions to the gang. Here's what I do: 1. Steal the most expensive car and contribute full amount. If it is lesser than 25k, steal and contribute fully again. 2. Go to extort people but instead of getting money, whack them to get notoriety up. 3. See the boss each time you're called. 4. "Work hard" every year and expose rats. 5. And never ask to be promoted. That's it. I ALWAYS reach to the top with this strategy.

what else does the criminal skill do?

You know the trick too

I only do 100,000 a year and it works

slowly?

and now he’s fleeing the country to avoid punishment 🙏

I feel like Kevin hearting this comment is slowly agreeing with you xD

@obviously reported

Hagrid

It also implies that if cops try to stop him, he intends to pull over and hope half his papers will fly better then an escape attempt.

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 YOU SUPPORT CHILD PREDATION LMAO!

inch resting

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 dude go do your homework

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 get a life

@@THWhite-ip3uq what happened? i’m so confused.

I wasn't alone to have been bothered by this. Good to know.

How do u know Kevin then

It feels like this video was rushed

Oh no, Maybe that's a sign, we need to figure it out lads

Even tho he’s said it every day for years 🥺🥺🥺

Wonder what reason that would be ;)

Да

Kevin's videos give us more warm than vodka

Bc sometimes his actions are more adequate than actions of the whole UR

оченьб приятно встретить земляков под видео Великого Кевина

He use keyboard. You can just spam the arrow key to move without stopping .

*scooby doo running sound effect*

We only see the end, he probably watched a tutorial.

@@rachelcookie321 No, you can just spam it if you use keyboard. He even mentions it in another BitLife video that that's how he does it (almost) every time. As long as you keep spamming you run at the same speed as the guard, instead of half-speed.

Experience

He's also not saying my name is Kevin after hey there friends how's it going...

Damn it two more -witnesses- crazy people to -kill- send up river

@@jessiesandhu8200 Hey there, freinds, how's it going? My name is *alejandro lópez*

Hagrid

Oooopoôoô⁹

I don't get it

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 that's such a random dumb thing

@@micahtandy4222 yea just ignore them ppl go around saying stuff like that to be pricks

I know, right?!

ew a bot

This implies this 'game' is anything but text

Hagrid

@@spacesheep_ go to it's about section and report it's profile pic. For some reason, it'll give it a permanent strike

Hagrid

@@hagrid3348 Good Point

@@hagrid3348 hi Hagrid

@@quinnybinny4983 subscribe to hagrid

@@hagrid3348 thats a fantastic idea

"Hey there, friends, how's it going? My name is ₳Ⱡł₳₴ ₦Ø₮ ₣ØɄ₦Đ!"

Hagrid

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 I be sure to say hi to him when I die.

Certainly didn´t, otherwise he would reach at least average. Jim is an above-average criminal.

👏👏👏 bravo

We're all a happy cul- _family_

boss: we be smuggling illegal auto parts recruit: like weaponized auto parts boss: no we don't do weapons, we do auto parts recruit: they filled with drugs or dirty money boss: aye, they are our dirty money recruit: *confused silence*

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 certified bruh moment again

@@strogonoffcore report his comment

@@THWhite-ip3uq I reported the comment and the channel

Hagrid

@@hagrid3348 hagrid

It has canning so I look forward to a new era of Jim’s jams

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Cottagecore? Is that some new metal genre? Ah yes, I love me some cannibal crops!

Hagrid

Nice to see you again, Hagrid

There's like 3 bots in these replies.

@@macaroon_nuggets8008 yeah...

@Macaroon_Nuggets Yeah it ain’t great.

Dr Bright I believe your youtube privileges have been revoked during this period due to leaking information

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Small hands

Oh good, a comment thread not infected by parasites/self promoters. How's it going guys?

Hagrid

@@IamaPERSON - pretty good what about you friend

@@IamaPERSON yeah like that one guy who always post that same Arab music.

Aww poor baby. Do you want a blankie?

Hagrid

Him saying bazinga would 100% make me laugh over the badumtss onomatopoeia 🤣

Both, he is doing both

he's moving to Spain as a Spanish king

Uh usually you use the surname after an honorific, Victoria is his last name

Diversity win!

@@JasminMiettunen ya but it said SHE

Adriana Reyes oh, did it? I totally lost the part where that popped up, so I'll have to take your word for it!

There is genderfluid in this game i think but I´m pretty sure thats just bitlife being bitlife when it comes to genders. Ex: My opponent (Political office) was Female (Not genderfluid, Female) and it said after i extorted them that "She promised that she would do his best to lose the election"

It was spot on! 😂

Hagrid

@@hagrid3348 hungrid

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Hague ev rid

If you mess up trying to steal it-

@@Levi89723 he just said that that doesnt happend if ur in organized crime

The greatest magic of all

Oh, god no.

How original

I see you are a human of culture.

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 the edge is unreal

"welcome back, loyal keviners, it is me, your dear leader, Jim Pickens"

Hello again!

Thanks Turg we love you Turg

Turg turg turg turg turg turg

Hi Turg

I sub on you

Hagrid

卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 Jesus christ dude get a hobby

A cheap lamborghini. After like, a decade of being in the mob. The family weren´t doing cricket noises. They were facepalming.

The thing is: You can´t. Godfather Sopranos got no recognition because he did nothing, a crime every other year on average isnt "everything" its nothing.

That would be hilarious lmfao

Hagrid