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John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination?
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Intro (0:00)
Canadian border patrol (14:10)
Bobbi Storm (27:00)
Double plus (54:00)
Can you get assassinated? (57:50)
The news (1:20:50)
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Комментарии : 68

@4runner4GOD 7 месяцев назад

The flight attendant needs to be the security guard at the show... Lol

@timothytraver5918 7 месяцев назад

For the woman on the plane: If you're doing something for Jesus, you generally leave HIS contact information... not yours. You list HIS titles and accomplishments, where you can find HIM, where you can read more about HIM, stuff like that.

@angelalane7924 7 месяцев назад

“Let him fly the plane” 💯

@glamgal28 7 месяцев назад

John's opener just threw him under the bus... i bust out laughing like a couple of teenagers trying to be sneaky but can't get their story straight 😂😂 I would love to just shadow John for a day it would be hilarious. always has so many out of left field stories to share. Love it 😆

@karenbryan702 12 дней назад

You are so one of the best John ❤️ of gold.

@cwmonty 7 месяцев назад

The best part of this singer saying she was Grammy Nominated is that it's not even for the song she sang. She was featured on a song that is on an album that was nominated! And there's only one nomination that has anything to do with her. Not two.

@ashleyleiner9190 7 месяцев назад

The segment abt the Canadian border with Derek had me dyingggg

@tammyboon6259 6 месяцев назад

As a Canadian, I had to laugh 😂 at comments about Veterans' Day?!?! I wondered how much does John Crist know about Canada in relationship to History!!!! Of course we are ALLIES, & fought in WWI & WWII together!!!! The Korean War, Afghanistan and Iraq.

@cindihaeseker1925 7 месяцев назад

If I were on that plane Bobbi would be an irritation to me.

@vanessajanik4623 7 месяцев назад

Complimenting her hair then saying “I’m not gonna stream the song” 😂💀 Gosh that’s good. 🤣

@CandyStinson 7 месяцев назад

Okay guys I am going to break down the "tip" situation for you. The word "tip" means....To Insure Promptness. Back in the day, you would tip PRIOR to a service to insure promptness. Love the podcast and laughs.

@deangulberry1876 7 месяцев назад

“Lot of offices being bombed” 😂😂

@merlin67 7 месяцев назад

Thanks for coming to Canada! I saw you at your show in Edmonton, absolutely loved it. My wife said her gut hurt from laughing for so long. Please come back soon

@janelwood585 7 месяцев назад

Lots of fun on today’s pod. Thanks.

@BrodenADHD 7 месяцев назад

John trying to make her feel better - like your hair 🤣🤣🤣

@elisetesdal2371 7 месяцев назад

Unbelievably Blessed too!

@janelwood585 7 месяцев назад

Cousin lived around the corner from the Albq house where Breaking Bad was filmed. Tour buses come by daily!!!

@glamgal28 7 месяцев назад

we all must have caught the Bobbi Storm video around the same time I watched it several times over...thinking she can't be serious 🤦🏻‍♀️

@billiparis3203 7 месяцев назад

Love hangin with you❤️

@diegoarchuleta5192 7 месяцев назад

Some Albuquerque hotels had a "breaking bad" package, with a Breaking Bad gift bag containing stickers, coasters, postcards, matches, buttons, bath salts and crystal blue candy 😂

@JessicaFuson1 7 месяцев назад

Shots fired early by Andrew calling out John for all the cowboys he knows 😂

@billiparis3203 7 месяцев назад

Back at ya:)

@billiparis3203 7 месяцев назад

Greetings from Casper Wyoming

@jacobseeger4428 7 месяцев назад

Counting his blessings. Sounds like a "Net Positive" to me.

@megan_sea3 7 месяцев назад

Y’all hashing out “assassination” had me think this is how the dictionary was created. 😂 meeting of the minds and coming to a conclusion. That was comical in a satire way!

@4runner4GOD 7 месяцев назад

Yes too many "Personal" plugs... "Chase the storm" what? Yikes

@iankristofer1 7 месяцев назад

busking is a legit deal....most of the time you need a license to do it and people are prepared for it as they pass by. This is not busking it's high jacking

@jacobseeger4428 7 месяцев назад

Here again to ask for a full version of the Net Positive theme song.

@alliecastro05 5 месяцев назад

Shameless in Southside Chicago 😬

@mookiedoeslife5999 7 месяцев назад

A true inspiration in God, life and humor! 😊

@cmarcak 7 месяцев назад

Longmire was filmed in New Mexico. I grew up in NM,Deming…. Home of Pure water and Fast Ducks! Not a joke 😂🤪 Also, the woman on the plane just wanted to name drop and had zero respect for areas of authority. That planes wasn’t hers. Thanks a lot for making those of us that try to do right look like idiots.

@AX3VOLTAGE 7 месяцев назад

the hat gotta be "praying for THE cowboys" ya know Dallas + hope Steven Crowder doesn't hear you call him a youtuber lol

@4runner4GOD 7 месяцев назад

AG1... First Assembly of GOD! Lol

@billiparis3203 7 месяцев назад

Amen praying for Cowboys! Wyoming is Cowboy Country Guys! +

@jordank.5589 7 месяцев назад

Dude, if it wasn't for Elon I wouldnt be able to watch this youtube video from South America. Starlink is providing internet access to people in remote and under developed regions all over the world.

@sarahbotha8090 7 месяцев назад

Are the tips based on the electronic machines or just by cash?

@MScars630 7 месяцев назад

Bro Bobbi whatever her name is needs to do pick it up and preach

@Christopher_Lind 7 месяцев назад

You’re dismissing my existential truth about Fun-SIzed candy bars for editing a grammatical error?! I think the real truth is you realized the error of your wayward ways. 😂

@iankristofer1 7 месяцев назад

warren G is on the gospel album????

@susanbland5082 7 месяцев назад

How many times can you say baby in one podcast

@sarahlilly9520 7 месяцев назад

So, as for the “plus and minus” of your day, John. Sitting in the airport eating breakfast, could you say, “On the net, it was a positive?” 🤓

@peggys430 7 месяцев назад

I was expecting that, too!

@jenniferhoffman9777 7 месяцев назад

Wondering if there’s a mom flying to see a dead child on the plane (I met a mom on the way to her child’s funeral on a plane once). Maybe there’s a man suffering with suicidal thoughts? Maybe someone spent every penny to travel somewhere. Maybe someone just found out they have cancer. Maybe someone is being deployed. There is so much need for humility. God help us carry your compassion and thoughtfulness. Help us not to self promote. Jesus is the prize.

@evirgil84 7 месяцев назад

Amen!

@ashergonzalez1910 7 месяцев назад

As a ranch hand I can say that the "Pray For Cowboys" hat is pretty gay lol

@ashergonzalez1910 7 месяцев назад

Sorry John 😂

@josalynrathbun602 7 месяцев назад

Did YOU GET HACKED

@sabrinal3809 7 месяцев назад

Yes. I just googled it and he issued a statement that it did and they are working hard to fix it. Makes sense!

@lisahutson3782 7 месяцев назад

Umm so your Facebook story? Gotta be hacked right? Becauuusssseeeee it’s been downright disturbing the last few days 😂 way too aggressive for my feed bro !

@siguyshorts 7 месяцев назад

Crowder

@iankristofer1 7 месяцев назад

so everyone is just thinking but won't say.....have respect and shut up!!!!!!!!

@vanessajanik4623 7 месяцев назад

Lady on the plane said “remember this face.” That’s wild. Really you’re doing it for the lord? How about plug scripture? I would not put up w/that if I was on that plane. I’d challenge her & be like how exactly does this display of self promotion further the kingdom of God? She was so full of herself I’m surprised her guts didn’t spill out.

@glamgal28 7 месяцев назад

murder by sudden or secret attack often for political reasons : Assination

@donnamarsh3474 7 месяцев назад

AEC

@michaelleinen1949 7 месяцев назад

Bobi is family with Liz, owner

@BrodenADHD 7 месяцев назад

She is out of line and out of God. 67-year-old Christian woman, and I don’t see God being glorified. No, she knows, she is in self this is entitlement comes into play.

@billiparis3203 7 месяцев назад

Pray over obesity! The South has always been

@billiparis3203 7 месяцев назад

Georgia taught me ❤ Wyoming is different WAS different.

@billiparis3203 7 месяцев назад

Presbeach'

@vanessajanik4623 7 месяцев назад

When I saw that incident w/the lady at the show I thought she grabbed John’s hand & put it on her boob. I was like whoa!!! 😳

@skatiesadiemator5948 7 месяцев назад

If you want new viewers to stay you have the first couple of minutes, do the best you have. Small talk, intros, no. Advertising they won't remember or care unless you do your best first.

@MelanyLizakowski 7 месяцев назад

Not an insurrection.

@alliecastro05 5 месяцев назад

Plane situation: This is the problem with Maverick City Music. They’re about the rise of themselves, not the Lord. This was not about God, this was allll about her. Maverick City makes beautiful songs but their heart position is all wrong. Praying for their true salvation.

@iankristofer1 7 месяцев назад

How disrespectful you got to be? I mean you are up for a grammy but you ain't gonna win...not because your can't sing...but because you can't follow an instruction like collect your grammy and exit stage left! She would be up there doing a concert after she collected the grammy lol

@kevindianawilliams8815 7 месяцев назад

Plane singer: Omgosh 😂 Cringe!!! She was way out of line! I would have told her to sit down and stop trying to glorify yourself! Smh😅 Making REAL Christians look crazy🤦😂