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Shut Up, Liz | Net Positive with John Crist 

Net Positive with John Crist
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John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Tanzania (6:30)
Ozempic (10:43)
FlavaFlav (17:35)
Liz (Owner) (44:20)
Christian nightclub (11:45)
John gets held accountable AGAIN (1:23:00)
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Комментарии : 71   
@Train3131
@Train3131 8 месяцев назад
I will say that I normally forward through the ad reads on podcast but this pod is the only ones I listen to because you never know what John and team is going to bring to the reads! Amazing job! I have bought everything! I used manscapped on my miracle sheets while drinking my AG1! Love the POD!
@darlenewells1255
@darlenewells1255 8 месяцев назад
That national anthem was PAINFUL
@_sowhat_
@_sowhat_ 3 месяца назад
My name is Liz. That intro felt so personal 😅
@BrodenADHD
@BrodenADHD 8 месяцев назад
Children should never be allowed to run around a restaurant. Why is this even considered acceptable?
@tylerjones9309
@tylerjones9309 8 месяцев назад
FACT CHECK: Our National Anthem was a poem written during the War of 1812 against the British.
@jessicabotello1321
@jessicabotello1321 8 месяцев назад
45:41 “shut up,liz (owner)!”
@kimberley43
@kimberley43 8 месяцев назад
The amount of energy some people put into judging others is wild! SMH! From friendly fire, to John's hoodie in church, to fact-checking IG stories....too much....🤪🤪
@bethanybarnes3724
@bethanybarnes3724 6 месяцев назад
😅😅😂you guys are too funny 😂
@baileydubs
@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад
Fact check: the NHL was started with both US and Canadian teams, not just the US
@jacobseeger4428
@jacobseeger4428 8 месяцев назад
Shut up, Liz! 😄
@tammyboon6259
@tammyboon6259 6 месяцев назад
EXACTLY!!!! Hockey is definitely something that Canadians feel like it's "MORE" our game!!!! It's just how it's always going to be!!!! We're definitely like competitive brothers!!! Winning gold against the U.S. in the Vancouver, BC Olympics is something Canadians old enough will remember forever!!!! That's when you see Canadian musicians, & actors come out & being the 1st team to EVER win gold in Hockey on home soil made it ALL the more exciting!!!!
@paters_son
@paters_son 8 месяцев назад
Fact check: The words to the Star-Spangled Banner were written by Francis Scott Key after the bombing of Fort McHenry during the War of 1812. 🙂
@Titus_Johnson
@Titus_Johnson 8 месяцев назад
38:40 might be the hardest I’ve laughed after watching this pod for over a year. The Burger King roast was insane
@jacksonfoote5604
@jacksonfoote5604 8 месяцев назад
I'm from cedar Rapids. The night you were in town, I went to Kings Kaleidoscope. You are not our Super Bowl. Love the pod
@jvreeke
@jvreeke 8 месяцев назад
What you said about people standing on a "pedestal of morality" is spot on.
@terrireynolds952
@terrireynolds952 8 месяцев назад
Thanks John & coworkers for being true to your God given personalities.The older I get (64 now) ~ the less I care about anyone's opinions. Just as we all (hopefully) know/understand, we only have to answer to Jesus in the end. THANK GOD He knows our hearts better than anyone.
@dawnrodriguez5099
@dawnrodriguez5099 8 месяцев назад
I love Andrew: “We don’t love Liz. Don’t say that!” BINGO!! 👍🏻👍🏻
@jacobseeger4428
@jacobseeger4428 8 месяцев назад
I know I've commented this before, but we need a full version of the theme song.
@colleenpeters4909
@colleenpeters4909 8 месяцев назад
You’re making it as far as Calgary but you’re not coming to Vancouver? Whyyyyy? 😢
@vanessajanik4623
@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад
I’m intrigued by the Christian night club… you guys should go & give us an honest review. Send Andrew ..he looks like the youngest ..he’ll fit right in 😁 Maybe you can only get tickets through your church & that’s how they vet ppl?
@anitacunha4555
@anitacunha4555 8 месяцев назад
I am so grateful I can and do wear hoodies at church, and I would wear a John Crist one if I could, but I can't b/c I don't have one, where can we buy merch??? I don't see a link on your website!...?
@jeremiahcustar3574
@jeremiahcustar3574 8 месяцев назад
Chick-Fil-A fries DO NOT hold up over time...that's why when you cater they will not do fries, they do chips
@kierrah943
@kierrah943 8 месяцев назад
Liz doesn't wanna hear the truth lol
@iankristofer1
@iankristofer1 8 месяцев назад
Ha Ha the part on Covid in Africa...We are missionaries in Mozambique and that is exactly how they respond lol...so funny and true!!!
@melissalettner6947
@melissalettner6947 8 месяцев назад
Wtf? When I wasan EMT I missed plenty of orders for my emergencies. Get on your phone and cancel the order and re-order. Jeez. 😂
@melissalettner6947
@melissalettner6947 8 месяцев назад
Chest pain. Oops your patient is dead now because you wanted Chick-fil-A. I swear I've heard everything now.
@melissalettner6947
@melissalettner6947 8 месяцев назад
Chest pain. Oops your patient is dead now because you wanted Chick-fil-A. I swear I've heard everything now.
@jeremiahcustar3574
@jeremiahcustar3574 8 месяцев назад
I haven't looked it up...but Im positive that the Preds have Canadian players...so it's not necessarily USA vs Canada
@jacobseeger4428
@jacobseeger4428 8 месяцев назад
Full version of intro song.
@jessicabotello1321
@jessicabotello1321 8 месяцев назад
It doesn’t make the realtor stuff on the ig story not annoying ! It’s still a friend that’s getting closer to blocked stories 😂
@doctorandrewespanol
@doctorandrewespanol 8 месяцев назад
John has to do a video now at The Cove
@marshasmirh3976
@marshasmirh3976 8 месяцев назад
I couldn’t get the presale to work for Amarillo. Any suggestions?
@jessbussonnais5227
@jessbussonnais5227 8 месяцев назад
Okay... so there is a shot called Wegovy ... specifically prescribed for weight loss and nit used for diabetes, but is the similar makeup of ozempic. I lost 30 lbs on my own qnd then I was stuck ... ibwaa going to the gym 4-5 days a week and eating very, very healthy but could not lose any more weight. My dr offered me wegovy to aid in my weight loss, but nothing is a fix all fast. It's a whole lifestyle change. Eat right, exercise and taking wegovy has been a game changer for me. I started in at 209 lbs and currently weigh 155 lbs. It's taken a year to get to that weight. Slow and steady ..
@TxJanna
@TxJanna 6 месяцев назад
Wasn't Michael W Smith's Rocketown basically a Christian Club in Brentwood? Nashville's done it before. And I now this is 2mths later, but wouldn't an alcoholic like a club with no alcohol?
@elisetesdal2371
@elisetesdal2371 8 месяцев назад
There's a Darwin award story about a woman; supposedly sued a furniture store for having broken her leg falling over furniture as children ran amok in the store. And supposedly they were her own children🫤
@tammystclair6882
@tammystclair6882 8 месяцев назад
❤❤❤❤
@pamsauder668
@pamsauder668 8 месяцев назад
if the mobile app is like McDonalds, they don’t actually fix the order until you check in at the drive thru
@D9P323
@D9P323 8 месяцев назад
HEY Flava Flav. Respect Don't laugh.....do better or shut up! Another anthem, let the CANADIANS tip their hats.
@dawnrodriguez5099
@dawnrodriguez5099 8 месяцев назад
Pssstt, Andrew. Turn your mic 🎤 up more, so it’s more difficult for them to talk over you. 😉
@Titus_Johnson
@Titus_Johnson 8 месяцев назад
Agreed
@HPTFan
@HPTFan 8 месяцев назад
Hey John, I forgot to comment about Brett Cooper reacted to your tipping short, and she agrees with you. 😌
@bensturgis
@bensturgis 8 месяцев назад
I heard Tammy Faye (if you know, you know) say one time "Christians should always tip 50%, especially when you are you are in one of my restaurants. " The policy in Europe, you just round up.
@bensturgis
@bensturgis 8 месяцев назад
Sorry, 20%
@cwmonty
@cwmonty 8 месяцев назад
I'm from Canada and we definitely play the US anthem before any game with an American team. I'll make sure to keep my hat on next time since you do it for ours. If you think playing the other team's national anthem is weird, you should watch a Haka from the New Zealand All Black's rugby team. The other team literally just stands and watches as these rugby players perform a war dance for them before the game. I've always found that one equally weird and hilarious. Imagine other sports doing that.
@baileydubs
@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад
I’m from the US but always been a hockey fan and I always sing the Canadian national anthem when it’s sung at games
@elisetesdal2371
@elisetesdal2371 8 месяцев назад
It's all about mutual respect.
@baileydubs
@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад
@@elisetesdal2371 agreed
@krystallindsey0087
@krystallindsey0087 8 месяцев назад
I'm from the US and been a hockey fan and player my whole life... every time we play a Canadian team we play their national anthem... always been that way and I always pay my respects. I love that the best sport in the world is growing, but it's funny to listen to people gain "new" experiences with it lol.
@tammyboon6259
@tammyboon6259 6 месяцев назад
Yea, as a Canadian I didn't quite get why John dozn't quite get, that we are NOT only their northern neighbors. BUT we have been allies & on the same team, I don't know, when fought in WWI, WWII, the Korean war & Afghanistan. Even Normandy, D-day as it is depicted in "Saving Private Ryan," it's depicted that it was just the U.S. in the movie, when Canadian soldier were very much involved!!! Granted the population of Canada, in the same as California!!! I guess, I was maybe uniquely raised to respect the U.S. by my late nite dad!!! I know not every Cdn has been & though we were Christians, we also lived in a part of Canada that has many Mennonites which in their Christian faith are known 2b pacifists!!! There were certainly sum arg'ts as 1 if my dad's sisters married a Mennonite. They both never changed their strongly held beliefs, but equally it never became divisive. There's no question that even in history, we learned more about the U.S.'s history, where students in the U.S. were not taught about Canada at all!! My dad not being a pacifist, actually instilled in us, to respect the U.S., in part b/c he knew our national security was ever in jeopardy, we would be in serious trouble country without the U S. My dad KNEW the U.S. would have our backs!!!! I've come to love John Crist's comedy, this part came up again, & wish that just maybe he should educate himself a little bit more on his northern neighbors!!! Where we do become the MOST competitive in Canada vs. the U.S. is when it comes to hockey!!!! Winning the Gold against the U.S., tied going in2 overtime, in the Olympics, with Sydney Crosby scoring the goal that made Canada the winners, probably is 1 of the most spectacular moments for EVERY CANADIAN!!!! Added to this victory, it was the 1st time, that an Olympic team won gold, in Hockey in home soil w/ the winter games held in Vancouver, BC. That's when both sides become extra competitive & yes, patriotic to their own country!!!!
@Brandonreisinger
@Brandonreisinger 8 месяцев назад
Had to pause on your national anthem bit and all I have to say is….. SCOREBOARD! 2-0 baby! #backtoback
@Bakerybeach
@Bakerybeach 8 месяцев назад
Buffalo Sabres has someone perform both the Canadian and American national anthems before every home game. A large amount of fans are from Canada. I guess it’s showing respect to the fans not necessarily the country…
@stormtrooper2316
@stormtrooper2316 8 месяцев назад
Oh the "confident wrongness." Please re-learn the origin of the national anthem. I believe every citizen ought to know this basic and beautiful history.
@noahrosson339
@noahrosson339 8 месяцев назад
2 holy waters on the rocks please
@billy_humphrey
@billy_humphrey 8 месяцев назад
lol the ignorance of playing anthems of other countries is wild. Don’t show these guys the intro to the World Cup.
@eld6134
@eld6134 7 месяцев назад
I know! They have left the country before but they act like typical inward looking yanks who don’t have a passport! I laughed through the segments but also just astounded by some of the stuff that comes out!!
@lindawhite2297
@lindawhite2297 8 месяцев назад
John, Did you not know Canada is still owned by ENGLAND??They have a Prime minister,and are owned by THE QUEEN! That's why they will always play their anthem first. Notice how much their anthem sounds like ours??
@kristen21023
@kristen21023 8 месяцев назад
5-10% tip if the service is egregiously bad, 15% tip for average service, 20% tip for awesome service.
@dawnrodriguez5099
@dawnrodriguez5099 8 месяцев назад
Hey, Liz (Owner), It’s not our (customer) job to pay your bad employees. Tips are earned. TIPS ARE EARNED. 🙄
@gracejohnston1715
@gracejohnston1715 7 месяцев назад
I feel like as to the ozempic thing, like negative side effects for ozempic negative side effects of being overweight. 3rd option lose the weight the hard way, no negative side effects.
@_sowhat_
@_sowhat_ 3 месяца назад
Grammar, boo; check it out. ❤
@taeros00
@taeros00 8 месяцев назад
The christian club is the vegan burger. I will not eat meat but I want something that tastes just like it.
@ghersh425
@ghersh425 6 месяцев назад
If they suck they should not sing the anthem. : (
@lindawhite2297
@lindawhite2297 8 месяцев назад
I have the answer about the ER'S call answer. Drop 1 off. the guys off, let the other one go pick up their food order at chiek fil a, problem solved.
@eld6134
@eld6134 7 месяцев назад
You gents are so funny but very nieve. Globally in sports games you play both anthems, the USA anthem is not the only one that gets played anywhere- it doesn’t install more pride than any others. 🤦‍♀️
@tammyboon6259
@tammyboon6259 6 месяцев назад
LOL well said!!!! 😂
@vickiharvell9770
@vickiharvell9770 8 месяцев назад
Love the pod! Agree with @anitacunha4555.... You need Merch, John! ❤
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