Bleach (S) Abridged Ep12 - "Bitch Be Grobin" (2016 Reupload) 

All of us, your viewers, appreciate the shit you guys went through so we can see this

The Return of the King

I can believe it, with all these copyrighted songs.

Comparing this to the recent episodes... It is amazing how much this channel has improved. But the music choices still rock.

Im just so hyped. I had to watch this twice. Let me tell u it was a trip. Thank u guys so much❤❤

That’s a brilliant way of putting it 😂

It's llamas with hats, Aizen is Caaaarl.

Thats wrong You are crazy

Tsukishima's also lmao

@@DPain82 AIZENNNNN THAT KILLS PEOPLE

Yamamoto yawatch isn't really dead

@@andrewbrooks7122 everyone thought he was dead, including Yamamoto. That's why he was so surprised when the Quincys showed up out of thin air

@@theoutspokentheorist9578 thin air....or shadows?

Also with Hollow Ichigo’s response to Bayakuya asking who he is including a canonical name, a fan name....

@@andrewbrooks7122 ayyyyyyyy

21:29

His constantly rising frustration at Ichigo not being able to hear him when he tells him who he is is so fucking funny

Aizen: Hold my Spiritual Pressure

In all honesty it kind of makes sense why it wouldn't work on those seemingly important (as most of the people she faces are veteran fighters). Soi Fon's group specializes in stealth and assassination and being Captain she's practically the best at it, so while her attacks can kill someone in two hits it instantly shows the weakness of it if you're smart enough. What I mean by saying that, is that any seasoned fighter will know she would try to go for a second hit in that same place as the first time and that could spell danger despite not knowing what she can do. It's probably one of the reasons why it's hardly ever successful; that and it would leave her wide open for an attack because I imagine such a powerful ability requires precise precision.

@@connorclemmons8698 Are you seriously getting hyper analytical over a joke? The fact that she would tell anyone of this weakness is strictly for the viewer's benefit, and doing so while in combat with someone she intended to use it on is ridiculous. If she didn't reveal it to the people she fought, competent fighter or not, they wouldn't have anything telling them that they can't let her hit the same place twice. And since the entire point of sword fighting is to not get hit at all...

@@yobogoya4367 Well actually the joke's on you. I was so fucking drunk that I don't even remember typing that.

I put her to shame

But she actually did bone Kisuke.

@@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez Where was this confirmed?

@@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez SINCE WHEN

@@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez never stated anywhere

@@jeffreyogunleye323 LOL.

Same 😊

"Captain asshole" is up there too.

Subtlety following up is “oh why’d I drag my hand along it”.

Ichigo: sup babe. Didn't know you like me that way. To bad I'm already taken. I'm currently engaged to how awesome I am right now! You see this!?

@@zacharyspencer6839 rukia: ichigo you're acting cray cray

@@eugenepile7036 Ichigo: shut up your face Rukia. If I can take out kenpachi I can out this stand.... especially with this cloak

@@zacharyspencer6839 rukia: its a nice cloak

@@eugenepile7036 Ichigo: it's the best cloak! *Stab!* *Boooooom!*

Honestly, I would be too, imagine being a top captain from a noble clan with a powerful Zanpakuto and some random human gets powers from your sister in law and is suddenly fighting with the powers of a hollow. Must have been a truly strange day.

@@raymondle2007 even in control hallowified Ichigo would be fucking terrifying to see

@@Santeneal imagine being hundreds of years old and then some 17 y/o kid outpowers you in way under a year, and he's transforming into a hollow mid-fight, you're one of the fastest people ever ? Sike he's behind you already.

@@uncertainknowledge2927 he was 15 in this arc

@@redfather5342 yup and technically he outpower byakuya in something like three weeks to month (from shikai to bankai achieved)

Colleen McCool non union unpaired intern

Yo

Unpaid intern that does more work than the execs

Also spells SPiT

You guys got paid?!

Yeah!!!

Exactly what I thought when I got to that part.

Just like when he and Bakuya team up against the angry centipede

I mean technically Kenpachi was a healer iykyk 😉

You're talking about Squad 4's captain and not Squad 11's.

Ichigo was asking because he was confused by Byakuya saying that. It was only after Byakuya said "One more attack ends this. I'm not doing this anymore. That was terrifying." that Ichigo agreed.

Lmao that part killed me

@@acookieindistress3094 He survived Megalovania Rock. And for those who played Undertale...You know

Eh

I agree that line specifically is so dumb that it's great. Me and my friend always qoute it in games when we use fire.

@@derpasquid0099 that friend of yours is barking up a BURNING TREE they are! I think his best lines ever were when he pardoned Kusaka in the Diamond Dust rebellion movie. "Alright, Kusaka... Hello. We've never met before, but it's nice to see you." The rest of that convo had me ROLLLING

I know, I can't believe this character isn't getting more love. I blame society.

Magic Bowling Ball Zombie

Alex Eagle 😂😂💀 yess!!!

Alex Eagle nah nah nah That was a haiku. You just haiku'd me. I feel weird.

Altough this isn't a haiku

@@sceptile6375 ALMOST a haiku

Haikus' are elaborate disses.

I thought it was a nod to Ichigo's later amps. Bankai was hardly his final release if you consider his mask, the dangai form, etc.

@@nicholaspeterman9111 Bankai means final release.

This Josh, or this Groban?

Alex Eagle The right one

How can you say Josh Grobins name like That?

I love how he says " What a strangely well thought out joke you're accusing me of playing"

@Groisu new headcanon

@Forever Outraged Actually how?

@Forever Outraged The third hokage, even in his old age, was still considered the strongest of all the five kage. The fourth hokage was literally the only ninja in the series to be labeled as "run-on-sight" and practically won the whole war himself. The Hyuga clan (even Pain decided to attack whilst the entire clan was out of the village) and Uchiha clan (before the slaughter ofc) were two of the strongest clan. The Sarutobi clan was OP, shit, Asuma was literally one of the 12 guards of The Feudal Lord. Kakashi's dad was a well known OP ninja not to mention Kakashi himself who became a jounin at 10 (by comparison Naruto became a genin at 12). Guy sensei could open the eighth gate (was well known for consistently using the seventh gate) and manhandled Madara for a lil' bit. They birthed the legendary sannin (emphasis on legendary). Also the whole war arc was a fight of all the villages vs three leaf ninja (Madara, Obito, and Kabuto). So like, what? Lmao

@Forever Outraged Yeah, but in part one of Naruto the third hokags was literally referred to as God of Shinobi and recognized as the strongest of all the five kage not the hokage. During the third shinobi war the fourth hokage was the only ninja that villages said: "if you see this dude, run" Literally no other ninja from any other village had such a warning and impact. Nerfed doesn't take away their influence in the series lol It just means they wouldn't win fights against main characters for plot purposes; regardless, in the lore they're still considered dangerous. No other village has standout clans like that lol The whole reason the Leaf village got together is because the two strongest clans in the land got together (The Uchiha and Senju) and formed it with other powerful clans. Shit Hashirama captured ALL the tailed beasts and to flex on the world gave everyone their very own and kept the most OP for the Leaf. Also, in the war arc Hashirama states Obito is stronger than him, Obits later gets beaten by Madara, who then gets clapped by Naruto. Naruto was the strongest Hokage not Hashirama; and Sasuke is considered his equal so it's a given he was stronger than Hashirama as well therefore also another OP ninja born from the Leaf. The Leaf village was literally written to be OP from the jump lol

@Forever Outraged I don't watch Boruto; too boring for my taste. You said: "there's no hokage stronger then first and second," so I clarified that there is; Naruto. It was clearly stated and specified that even in his OLD AGE the third was the strongest of the kage. You specifically said the village was weaker AFTER the first and second hokage. The original seven swordsmen were together during the first and second hokage era so they're irrelevant to my point. Also, I never said the Leaf was the strongest, my point was they're far from the weakest which was your original statement. Regardless, you know which village destroyed the sky village in the second war? The Leaf. By THEMSELVES; just cause the sky village threatened all five nations lol Then in the movie the whole country is legit brought down by Genin from the Leaf (Shino, Naruto, and Sasuke) Then the whole country got devoured by the very same beast they created; sounds powerful to me lmao Also, you kinda helped my argument there, Might Dai destroyed the seven swordsmen by himself and what village was he from? The Leaf... And he was a genin lol Also, Naruto can access the Chakra of all nine tailed beasts, not just the nine tails, has sage mode, six paths sage mode (which uses Chakra literally given to him by the creator of Ninjutsu;the sage of six paths) and was literally stated to have unlimited Chakra in a recent chapter lol Although I never said Naruto was unbeatable; regardless, the only people that have had a fighting chance against him aren't even from a village or even human for that matter lmao The Otsusuki clan are celestial beings. Still waiting on the characters that will one shot him one day; whenever Kawaki does him in. But as of literally right now, no character has definitively been stated as stronger than Naruto.

@Forever Outraged Onoki and third raikage being stronger than him is pure speculation. I'm sticking to guidebook and anime/manga statements that clearly say in his old age he was the strongest lmao And I'll say it again, idk why I have to, but I never said the Leaf was the strongest, I'm not having a character by character strength analysis when it's clearly obvious that the Leaf village BY FAR creates more powerful ninja in higher quantities than any other village lol Who cares if his power is borrowed? He's still scrapping those people, that's literally irrelevant to the point. Go back and read, the Leaf by themselves clapped the sky village for threatening the five nations. Also, you're the one that mentioned the sky village and havin created their own beast, when they created it, they were swiftly beaten by genin (Naruto, Shino, and Sasuke); follow a timeline, stick to your statements and maybe your argument will make some sense lol And if Shino is someone you think can one shot Sasuke and Naruto, I don't agree, but it again proves my point, the Aburame clan is also very strong and a clan from where? The Leaf village lmao

"You get one Get Out of Bankai Free Card"

Your shikai makes it bigger

Dj Funky “Ug”

18:19

You forgot “That’s not very creative”

Noah the Teddy Bear I would be scared as shit if I saw a man pull out a hollow mask and go ape shit on my ass

"Oj Jesus! RUN!!!"

@@allgamingtime6698 in his defense the last time Soul Reapers pulled out hollow masks before this ended up with the exile of 7 captain level and 4 lieutenant level shinigami. I'd be terrified too

@@mistertaz94 I don’t think any of the captains knew about the whole hollow mask thing except the court which exiled them all

@@mistertaz94 That plus the promotion of a Mad man and a Mad Scientist to high ranking positions in the government

its even better cause byakuya goes on with my lifes motto:"fuck my life"

Fuck my life

It's a thing that kills chickens was my favorite part like how many giant flaming chicken sticks do they have?

That's how a Abridged Series is supposed to be: funny, well-thought-out, and even deep sometimes. All of it together.

Mine is "What's my name? Well that's the real question. Well, there's the theoretic answer, the fanon answer, the spoiler answer, and the obvious answer. But for the sake of continuity let's just say...I ain't got a name!"

Emiya: Bad Joke stop it

One day, we'll make something that isn't made of swords.

Nice one

13:52

​@MelodyofDarkness0001 that has a lot of disturbing interpretations

"Fuck my life"

“I almost died just now. I’m not used to that feeling.”

"Yeah. That's was terrifying."

"This has been the WEIRDEST day"

"You've got something on your coat... it's death."

Would YOU want face some one with a psychotic alterego for a long time?

@@cunningsmile4166 I would be afraid to face even normal human Ichigo

Aa

a

Lol

This actually killed me when I heard it😂😂

Jahvarn Knight it’s freaking EVERYTHING haha 😂😂😂💀💀💀

I just love that they made the reference to the truth. 😂 it's actually refreshing to go back and see that not everything was an ass pull but well though out. Loving Aizens jokes

KitFireOS right?! A lot ppl call things ass pulls but I’m like it’s just we didn’t notice it till later that’s the way it should be that’s the point of flashbacks lmao. Kubo gave us hints to the truth of what he was trying to portray I’m glad you see it

Auspicious Legend kinda of a weird question lol but 24 and you?

Not as crazy as someone saying "I'm keeping the plane up with my mind"

That's honestly how most anime abilities work. Makes perfect sense on paper but the verbal explanation always sounds gimmicky and stupid. Also, from a tactical standpoint, explaining how your powers work to your opponent is a really, REALLY stupid idea if you actually want to win.

@@xtanagaming1017 very true, regarding the explaining part. But honestly, with how long some one-on-one battles have been observed to be in some fictional worlds, the two of you might as-well as something to break the ice at that point, then again, it’s been a while since I’ve watched bleach, but weren’t there some characters in bleach that basically lied or gave half-truths about their powers?

@@thevoiceinyourhead7215 yea, characters lie about their powers all the time, but giving someone your fighting any indication of your abilities, especially how they function, is just bad strategy. Take soifeng for example, if she struck someone with her shikai, then said "oh, hey, btw, my weapon kills instantly if I strike the same place twice", now they know not to let that happen. She stays quiet, and suddenly they're having a freak out fit trying to figure out what the butterfly tattoo is doing. Just better to not say anything and give your opponent nothing to work with.

@@xtanagaming1017 yeah, very true, I guess I don't have much left to say around the matter

"Gimme your sword." "No it's mine!" Kills me Everytime 🤣🤣

I nearly died laughing

Ah why'd drag my hand along

18:19

“hmuuhnhuhmehhmeuhemuehmieh JUSTICE huemihueiemeheuime JUSTICE” greatest line ever

Well, guess I'm out....Again.....!

Reapers spines breaking/Reapers shoulders snapping/Reapers flesh tearing

Creepy meany booped my weany

Lol I straight up died of laughter when he did that, aizen in this is straight up hilarious

Timestamp?

Wouldn't that be Bakaya?

I used to call him Hollowsaki before I knew his spoiler answer.

Ignotus Capillary hichigo

I just went with WHITE

Cunning Smile white ichigo also works

@@champgreen9985 insert WHITE's insane laughter. Doesn't matter anyway. He's awesome

I like that I like you

OH JESUS... RUN!

Why did he never use that combo again?

@@TheTacRat plot epic move. The first time the main character does something on this level it has to be more epic than every other time

🤣🤣🤣

What song was playing when he did that?

"you can't stop that thing!" "Of course I can't, keep telling me things I can't do, it makes me stronger!"

DIO

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

How many breads have you eaten in your life*

Best Episode. That's how a Abridged Series is, funny, well-thought-out, and even deep sometimes. All of it together.

Gin is less pedophilic Hisoka

Yo you did your best and I appreciate the hell out of it. You must not have been victim to Kyokasuigetsu(?)

Think the Renji over tousen one starts " prepare yourself renji to be taken to aizen (--or I will take you to aizen) " Then theres a bit I didn't work out after a couple listens but he says hueco muendo near the end.

I did something similar listening in slow motion for Lisa Simpson in the first pitched simpsons presentation.

Any one know the music at 0 25 and when tosen first activates his bankai

@@ft.-featuring I do not :( Maybe something from the OST?

That and it being fallowed by, "Your making me use my outside voice!" It just tickles me

The black coffin on konomura than. He goes saiying down boy,bugged out had me rolling though.

timestamp?

Can you please give us the timestamp for this I missed the quote 😂

@@noroi_akuma 18:12

Fun fact: the version they use is by Josh groban

Amazing how Josh with glasses really does resemble Aizen or am I just under his sword spell also.

people have mentioned it on past versions, thank you for being the sacrificial lamb on this go round :)

That City of Angels soundtrack iris at the end made me laugh. Cause soul society is like their heaven i assume. Goo Goo Dolls made a killing from that song.

@@chrisdavis3551 *is making a killing from that song, you surely mean sir.

Mustn't speak of him. He is legend.

"What!? No. No. No. No. You idiot. I'm legitimately trying to help you. If you just listen for a moment, you'll get I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm Zangetsu.

PFFT

300 eps to soon

And Ichigo' s Bankai music is Saitama's Theme.

A good chunk of the fight was also Undertake 071 metal version too

@@gonggonglive Hopes and Dreams

Jaxus R Gin wants to kick the puppy

His line before that was hysterical, and sad. B: Im sorry im a stupidhead, ive been mega depressed, ever since your sister died. R: I have a sister? B: yeah i was married to your sister. She died, sorry about that.

I swear to god, he was on some intense pain meds

Did you have a stroke?

Not a bad start

It's the Thing! It kills chickens!

"I like it! I like you!"

Tite Kubo never did explain that

It's called shihoin shield I think?

@@man_rahman8320 I guess that implies the Shihoin family was the Artificers of Soul Society. Yoroichi had that flying thing, they made the legendary thing apparently.

To be fair, in actual Canon, this is the only episode in which he does anything different from that

How the fuck does a soul get TB anyhow...

@@MelodyofDarkness0001 gotta Nerf him somehow.

Even better is that immediately after realizing that he used Kyoka Suigetsu on Komamura so he couldn't understand Tosen anymore

swag!!

Everynobi Hi “We made out”

I only now get that, took me too long to start fate. Dam good

Archer came deadass just to use UBW again

16:12

"Renji, keep doing the thing you do. "

"You two are so gaaaaaaayyyyyy"

Finally someone shut him up

He talked about it, "in this space i can use words even you can understand, Zaraki"...

Even funnier when learning that it was josh groban just fucking with him. Used his shikai in order to make everyone not understand him UNLESS he uses his bankai

@@Itamar536. A masterpiece it is

To be fair, he rarely uses his sword to directly cut people. He seems to prefer kido and misdirection with Kyokasuigetsu.

Eh

Best fucking line ever

Renji escaping death/Carl ruining everything/Blind stupids being bad

@@Gen0ration9k that was a haiku. You just Haikued me? I feel weird.

@@jacobhamilton2473 answers as blunt as stone/poems as sharp as razors/I did haiku you

@@Gen0ration9k hAH THAT FIRST LINE WAS ACTUALLY 6 SYLABLES INSTEAD OF 5, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY

@@failingeverything5793 lmfao hahahahaha

Bitch he is

What? Where?!

@@sasorithepuppetmaster8635 11:59

yyýyup

Very much!

Naw I feel like they actually got Carl.

Tousen: "Ow my expectations"

GOTCHA BITCH

Music Gamerboy Grammar?

Fancy seeing you here!

You can't see or hear me Kenpachi: [continues to stare dead at him as he grabs him] Don't hurt me Kenpachi: [Answers him even though he can't see or hear him] Me: 0o0

It reminds me of the Llama's with hats series character Carl!

Time stamp please 😭

@@anshuuu9708 30:55

jacob hamilton you know I was planning on quoting a random line to disprove/prove your point (I'm just that kind of dick) but then I realized in doing that I would be making the line quotable. Well played

I ain't got a name!

A thing, it kills chickens

@@catastrophicivy very inspirational.

You arrogant meatball

Most of the soul reapers were already good guys, just doing a job that put them at odds with Ichigo (or at odds with everybody because they're just like that) ; and the ones that WERE evil most definitely remained so. Byakuya was pretty much the only one who had any kind of change of heart.

@@Z2Wolf yeah like the only one who really disliked him and changed was Byakuya, most never even met him until he saved Rukia and "fought" Aizen

I mean, most of the soul reapers weren't " bad" in the traditional sense. Only Aizen, Gin and Tousen started and stayed as true adversaries. A lot of the soul reapers were just assholes. They were conceited and jaded from their high positions, and also too cowardly to go against stupid rules to do what's right. Ichigo doing what he did with his friends took down everyone's ego a peg and that was the start of real change, a change that you really start appreciating at the end of the fullbring arc. While it isn't enough in my opinion, it is nice to see, especially compared to the zero squad in the tybw arc.

@@Z2Wolf And it's not even like it was a major Change for Byakuya. He didn't want Rukia to die. He made a Batman oath. Swore to his dead parents that he wouldn't break the rules again. Ichigo pretty much just convinced him that saving living family was better than keeping promises to dead family

@@spaceocean2530 it's not cowardly it's more like they'd be killed on the spot if Yamamoto really wanted them dead

Amen

Who's alucard ?

@@GlacikingTheIceColdKing here come`s you answer ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0_4nmW5GZhQ.html

@@GlacikingTheIceColdKing look up tfs Hellsing abridged

@@blueghost7141 ok thanks

@Davis Whitaker it's good, like all abridged it has some cultured jokes

A disturbance in the force

SOOOOOCCCCIRTYYYYYYY!!!

Should have been "Center of all illegal decisions in Soul Society" lol

The entire sentence is his statement about it being corrupt. Any singular body making decisions is always corrupt.

Same

Oh my god it's fucking amazing. Like how do you even think that up?

Its funny coming ftom someone sophisticated

Nah, Meatbag is a better insult.

Right? Added a half-dozen songs to my playlist finding songs from it. XD

what was the song playing at 1:00

What song is in 23:00

Link for the play list ? And name of the song that comes when he goes hollow?

Thanks mate

Seems like it might have been a misread the liked and wrote it in

@@c.o7993 it. Was just the script writers fucking with them

And ichigo

@@Zarathustra_infinite And Gin

Fake Karakura Town battle?